The court jester puts on a weird and funny face, covered with white powder. The body is as flexible as a snake. They fall, get up, and sway left and right, all making the audience laugh.
Being the only person around the king who can regularly joke around without being punished is a very enviable career.
You might even be rewarded with land. But today's king didn't smile at all. Because he had just discovered that the two concubines he had retrieved from Mercia were hooking up with other men.
They were faced with King Ella who was in a bad mood. Somersaulting, playing the piano, and whistling. All movements were made, but the king's fat and scarred face showed no expression.
"I gave you so many silver coins, so you can only watch this boring show." As soon as he finished speaking, the guard took a step forward, and the clowns immediately knelt down in fear.
A young man was dragged out. Then came the king's two Mercian concubines. As evidence of the friendship between the two countries, Ella did not intend to let the two women die, but she wanted them to have a long memory.
But the man who had the affair was unlucky. Ella asked,
"Didn't you tell my woman that your smile is very beautiful, like an angel? Let me see it." The man forced out a smile that was better than crying. The next moment, the guard came forward to extract his teeth, starting with the front teeth.
The hot pliers were merciless, one at a time, tearing off the tooth flesh with force. Crazy pain filled the hall with echoes.
"Play music, keep laughing, keep acting." The clown learned the fart movement and made a rooster's cry from his throat.
Everyone laughed, but their bodies kept trembling. The Battle of Repton completely destroyed Ella's face, and the Viking hatchet also cut a deep groove from his upper lip to the area under his right eye.
He used more alcohol to numb his body, so that his mind was always in a state of confusion. Any soldier or noble who has not been on the battlefield with him will be punished by him without reason.
Pepa, who was standing with the maid, was extremely frightened. His fear of Ella had reached its peak, and he suddenly lost his balance and fell down.
Wake me up if you feel dizzy. Water is naturally too gentle. The king ordered someone to use a whip to wake up the bitch who was born from an affair.
The person who put an end to this farce was Imo, the fat little girl from the south. When the two entered the house, King Ella finally regained some rationality.
Seeing Pepa on the ground, Imogen stepped on it. There are also hard fragments on the sharp soles, which can be crushed directly.
"Ah!" But no one cared about Pepa. Immo had her thrown like a bug into a dark room in the castle.
Ella's cruelty and Haian's jealousy, Imo inherits these two people well.
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"Your Majesty, the greatest king in the history of Northumbria..." The little fat man said something that was disgusting to him, and brought over the county's specialties.
He looked up from the ground, only a few steps away from the throne. Pictures flashed through my mind, drawing the sword, killing people, and winning the championship!
"I also want to congratulate you. You will be Scotland's son-in-law immediately, and you will get a noble princess." The value of a princess woman depends on the power behind her.
If you are not the heir to the throne, you are not qualified to be called princess. I want to be a king. From now on, my daughter will be a princess and my son will be a prince.
You don’t have to be like me and grow up among the people. Being ridiculed by others for being an illegitimate child...the little fat man may be a good father, and has already planned a path of glory for his unborn children.
As usual, Imo begged his father to let his mother go, and was later persuaded to leave. When she walked in the royal court, if anyone she passed did not salute her, she would be scolded by the servants around her.
She completely replaced her mother's position. Many people call her Queen Imo behind her back. She and the little fat man entered the Wangting layout two days in advance.
That night, with the wine and women brought by the little fat man to help him sleep, King Ella fell asleep and died. The door to Ella's council chamber was opened, and Immo took the main seat.
After the Battle of Repton, Ella lay in bed for more than a month recovering from her wounds, and Imo began to bribe the housekeepers and servants in the castle.
Now she has many confidants under her control. She ordered her to go down and poison the soldiers at the upcoming banquet.
Although the Sheriff will carry the poison tester with him, as long as the soldiers lose their combat effectiveness, they are left to their own devices.
When the door opened again, John walked in, followed by a man in black robes. At this time, Imo, the little fat man, as well as Cobain, Henry, and Ossa all stood up and saluted.
The black robe fell and Haian's face appeared. She was controlled by Ella in a manor not far from the royal city. But now, she has bribed her escorts and can come and go freely.
They discussed how to deploy manpower. Hai'an even proposed that whoever kills Oran will be the Lord of Durham.
After the conversation, Hai An put on his black robe and walked for a while, then opened Ella's door. The people inside were all knocked unconscious by the medicinal wine.
Looking at the fat and ugly Ella, she spit on his face.
"You and Olan killed my brother, saying that I died in an accident, so that I could never stay in the sun. I will make you live a miserable life, and you won't even be able to die." John followed Haian, becoming more and more bold. He suddenly hugged the princess, and then the two of them were next to Ella and started...
"The Lord will go before you and be with you; he will not cast you away; he will not need..." Joan studied the gospel diligently.
As the Saint of the Northern Army, wherever she goes now, she is surrounded by carriages and horses and a sea of people. No one will ever know that she was a prostitute, she is supreme, even the blood she sheds has magic power, and the ignorant people even ask for her bath water.
After learning the gospel, she drank the vegetable juice prepared by Oran and fell asleep slowly in the carriage. Early tomorrow morning, she would enter the main city of Ella with Oran.
When Sals reported that the saint was asleep, Oran asked,
"How much do you give her every day?"
"It's about as drunk as a Viking woman now."
"How can there be hallucinations like this? She told me yesterday that she is not the incarnation of God in the human world. She accidentally injured her finger and is still like an ordinary person. I want her to live in psychedelics forever and return those poisonous mushrooms. There is a narcotic fruit, deepen it.”
"just in case"
"People are like worms in the ditch, they are tenacious in life. Look, you haven't found Marcus and Sally yet, have you?" Understanding that Olan was picking on him, Sals could only apologize.
Oran then made up for the reward,
"Ella said that I would reward you with the Earl of York, and soon I will help you realize it. I will give you the county of Catana, but he tells people everywhere that I take away his credit, which is so annoying. All I need is you to help me build strong relationships with the Welsh nobles. Let them send troops to support me against the Vikings."
"I'm working on it. Now everyone in the world knows how important you are in Repton. The Archbishop of Wales also said he wants to come and see you. The Knights Hospitaller has even spread to the island of Ireland."
"Very good, you can get off." Then Tuman got into the car, and his first words were what Sals had done recently and who he had seen.
"Kunsang is injured, and Nanding can't completely follow my wishes. I have to rely on you, Tuman."
"Your Excellency, I can even sacrifice my life."
"I am Charlemagne, and you are the Chevalier Roland." Olan lowered his voice, and Tuman squeezed out a few tears.
When Tuman left, Titan got in the car. What he gave to Oran was not only the improvement of the laws in the territory, but also the recent illegal behavior of the vassals.
Tuman was the first.
"Your Excellency, Viscount Tuman and Viscount Rudd together took some of the homeless people brought back from Kent and East Anglia as their own slaves, embezzled the manor left by Armand, and even underreported the tax on their own fiefs. …”
"Okay, Taitan, you are smart, loyal, and willing to study hard. Your achievements in the future will be much greater than those of Nanamp." Taitan lowered his head and listened respectfully.
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"A new order is about to be established, just wait."
"God bless England, Northumbria, and your lordship." The last person to enter his carriage was Ulf.
After Oran asked him about all the facilities and routes of the royal city, he asked him to bury his manpower.
"I would like to ask, will many people leave this time, Your Excellency?"
"It's amazing that one or two thousand people died, isn't that much?"
