Chapter 65: Pasting Spring Festival couplets! Burn firecrackers! Happy New Year's Eve!

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“It’s over on New Year’s Eve, and there’s still Spring Festival!”

Hundreds of millions of Chinese expressed their admiration, felt proud to be Chinese, and posted their blessings one after another.

"I have no regrets about entering China in this life, and I will still be a flower grower in the next life!"

"I really want to find a wife to go home to celebrate the New Year! Have you forgotten, there are only three days until the Lover's Tribulation!"

"The people of Henan wish the people across the country a happy New Year and all the best!"

"The people of Hebei wish the people of the whole country..."

"Anhui..."

"Guangdong……"

"..."

The lemons that people of all countries were forced into their mouths are sour all over the world.

"You want shrimps and pig hearts?"

"China! China! China!" (plays accordion)

“Is it still too late for me to become a Chinese citizen?”

Chen Changan smiled unkindly and took out a couplet from the storage space:

A rumor about fate in the year of epidemic in Sichuan

Thank you for being a long-term leader.

Hengpi: Self-taught.

Ahem, my eyesight was wrong.

Chen Changan took a closer look and saw that the true content of the Spring Festival couplets was:

Happy Harvest in the Year of the Ox

Entering the sea and welcoming the prosperous spring with a smile

Hengpi: Good luck in the New Year

The black text on red paper makes people feel familiar.

With a relaxed expression on his face, Chen Changan pasted the Spring Festival couplets on both sides of the captain's room door, with the upper couplet on his right hand and the lower couplet on his left hand.

When pasting Spring Festival couplets, they must be pasted evenly and aligned, not crookedly, or falling off in the wind. They are the facade of the family in the coming year.

If it is posted incorrectly, the reward from the system will be halved. Of course Chen Changan would not make such a stupid mistake.

When the horizontal batch was posted in the center above the door, Chen Changan said with satisfaction:

"It has a bit more of a New Year atmosphere."

The system sent a message:

"Congratulations, you have completed the task of pasting Spring Festival couplets. Do you want to receive the task reward?"

"yes."

Buzz!

The Spring Festival couplets in front of Chen Changan suddenly emitted a faint brilliance. When he looked up, the black characters on the red background turned into gold characters on the red background, and the gold was shining.

Chen Changan looked at the new version of the Spring Festival couplets on the ship.

【Spring Festival Couplets】

Quality: white

Introduction: Spring couplets, also known as "Spring Posts" and "Couplets", are a unique literary form in China. They use neatly contrasting, concise and exquisite words to depict beautiful images and express the Chinese people's best wishes for the New Year.

Ability: Harvest. Slightly increase the catch in the next year, and the fishing success rate will increase slightly.

Rating: Happy New Year!

Wonderful!

The fisherman is ecstatic!

Chen Changan laughed loudly, threw out ten pounds of squid and fed it to Cheng Zi as its New Year's Eve dinner.

At the same time, Chinese families in all regions have begun busy New Year’s Eve dinners.

No matter how difficult life is, we still have to have a good time.

…………

Raft family.

Ji Shaoping touched the little girl in Zhang Li's arms and said with a playful smile:

"Dad, are you ready for Xiao Yu'er's New Year's red envelope?"

Mr. Ji suddenly choked up. In the vast sea, where could he go to unpack the red envelopes? There were only two salted fish in his pocket. He lectured his son in Hunan dialect:

"Holiday greetings are not the exclusive property of the bourgeoisie. We proletarians also want to greet us. Even if our greetings are late, we are not afraid. It is nothing more than cupping your hands, saying some auspicious words, and red envelopes. They are very decadent and kill your will..."

Ji Shaoping was speechless.

Zhang Li held Ji Xianyu in her arms, rocking it like a cradle, and said with a gentle smile:

"Xianyu, Xianyu, Happy New Year~"

The old man and the young man looked at each other and gathered around Zhang Li, speaking softly and auspicious words:

"I hope my Xianyu will be safe, healthy and happy throughout his life."

"I wish my Xianyu to be smart and beautiful, and to be admitted to a prestigious university when he grows up."

Ji Xianyu lay in Zhang Li's arms and slept soundly, pointing his finger unconsciously at the sea, as if he had dreamed of something that only children could perceive.

The old lady was busy making New Year's Eve dinner and said angrily:

"The old man is talking nonsense again. Where did the university come from in the sea?"

Mr. Ji retorted: "What if we can still travel back in time! Even if we can't travel back in time, the children's education problem still needs to be solved."

Ji Shaoping quickly came out to smooth things over and said with a silly smile:

"Dad, Mom, let's put up the Spring Festival couplets first."

One old man and one young man posted four Spring Festival couplets on the left and right sides of the four rafts respectively.

Rays of golden light danced under their feet, the raft logs grew and merged, and the grass ropes became thicker.

The system sent a congratulatory message:

"Congratulations, your raft has been upgraded."

"Please name your new ship!"

Zhang Li touched Xiao Gan’s head and said softly:

"Otherwise... let's call it Ji Xianyu."

As soon as he said this, he immediately won the admiration of the whole family.

【Jixian Fish Number】

Quality: white

Durability: 100/100

Type: Medium raft

Power: paddling

Introduction: The 4mX5m medium-sized raft received New Year blessings from the system and is the new home of Ji Shu, Ji Shaoping, Zhang Li, Zhao Feng and Ji Xianyu.

Accessories: Large earthen basin

Ability: New Year's greetings. In the next year, the Ji Xianyu is less likely to encounter various natural disasters.

Evaluation: Praise for the new students!

Mr. Ji was immediately overjoyed:

"Posting Spring Festival couplets can actually have so many benefits. Will setting off firecrackers give me a pack of explosives? Since setting off fireworks and firecrackers is not allowed in the city, I haven't smelled the smell of gunpowder in several years!"

…………

Time passed by minute by minute.

【Countdown 00:00:23】

Perhaps it was an illusion, but Chen Changan seemed to hear the sound of firecrackers coming from the distance.

There are no fireworks in the deep sea world. Chen Changan puts a bunch of firecrackers wrapped in red paper on the bedside.

【Countdown 00:00:01】

【Countdown 00:00:00】

ignite.

Crackling~

The sound of firecrackers marks the end of the year, and the spring breeze brings warmth to Tusu!

Orange was frightened by the sound of exploding firecrackers and swam around for a while.

The other five former ocean overlords were not much better, and they dived into the deep sea one by one.

Chen Changan laughed and said in a low voice:

"It's Chinese New Year, Happy New Year!"

The system provides benefits:

"Congratulations, you have completed the task of pasting Spring Festival couplets. Do you want to receive the task reward?"

"yes."

A small explosive bag fell into Chen Changan's hands.

"Congratulations, you got the old explosive bag!"

【Old dynamite pack】

Quality: white

Introduction: The over-produced explosive package during China's "Phobia of Inadequate Firepower" period has been stored in a warehouse for more than ten years, but its excellent quality still makes it powerful in explosive power.

Explosion range: 3X3m

Introduction: If you are poor, you will use tactics to intersperse, if you are rich, you will be bombarded by me!

Chen Changan held the explosive pack in his hand, and suddenly a bold idea came to his mind - use the explosive pack to attack Treasure Island!

If one is not enough, then ten; if ten is not enough, then one hundred; if one hundred is not enough, then ten thousand!

Explosion is art!

Chen Changan seems to have transformed into Crazy Ivan in Red Alert. He has decided to go all out to produce fresh water and cooked food from tomorrow and ask people across the country to buy explosive packs!

Fu Ze,

Blow it up for me!

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To all the book friends who are having New Year’s Eve dinner, red envelopes are being distributed! Red envelopes are being distributed! Red envelopes are being distributed!

May you be happy and prosperous in the new year!

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