?
Is there such an operation?
Chen Changan opened the materials list for upgrade plan two, which included:
[200 kilograms of wood, 20 kilograms of metal, 5 kilograms of fish maw and fish bones, and ten love letters to Nangong Cuihua (need to be written by ten handsome men)]
He remembered.
The bathtub boat is modified from a large women's bathtub, and the system evaluation clearly stated:
The lingering fragrance of Nangong Cuihua still remains on the wooden board.
Good guy, Chen Changan called him a good guy!
He finally understood.
The so-called "awakening of spirituality" is to use a disgusting love letter to awaken the lingering fragrance of Nangong Cuihua.
It was hard for him to imagine how humble Nangong Cuihua was to be so eager for a man's approval?
Will the next upgrade to your grow ship require a hundred love letters?
horrible!
Women are so scary!
A harsh girl is fiercer than a tiger!
Faced with this unreasonable request, Chen Changan resolutely decided to become the first man to write a love letter to Miss Nangong.
Generally speaking, letter paper is used to write love letters, but there are no paper mills in the vast sea, and it is impossible to use logs to roll paper pulp by hand.
Fortunately, when he upgraded the awning boat last time, Chen Changan still had some remaining fabric in his hand, which could be used as a substitute for letter paper.
The pens also use substitutes. Chen Changan took out a small basin of shark blood from the trading market and used his fingers to write the pen, using blood as the raw material.
Chen Changan recalled the classic love stories on the Chinese Internet and wrote:
"The crabs are peeling my shell, the notebook is writing about me, I am falling on the maple leaves in the sky, and you are thinking of me."
"When I see you, I become very low, as low as the dust, but I am happy in my heart, and flowers bloom from the dust."
"When I first met you, my heart exploded into fireworks and I needed to spend my whole life cleaning the ashes."
After writing three paragraphs of sweet words in one breath, Chen Changan retracted his fingers with satisfaction.
I saw that the barrel was covered with a piece of pale cloth, with sweet words written in scarlet shark blood. It didn't look like a love letter, but more like a bloody letter written with the blood of tens of thousands of people.
The handwriting is so ugly!
There was nothing he could do, let alone dip his fingers in blood to write, even with a gel pen, Chen Changan hadn't dipped his fingers in blood for half a year.
Chen Changan put the blood love letter on the planting ship, and the demand for survival points immediately dropped by 12 points.
it works!
Chen Changan was quite dumbfounded. Is this the official certification of Nangong Cuihua's appearance?
He looked toward the water.
Look at Dehua on the left, Yanzu on the right, Chaowei on the top, and Guanxi on the bottom. Their temperament is similar to Li Xiaoyao.
All roads lead to Rome. With such good looks, Chen Changan was born in Rome.
It is a routine operation to be recognized by Nangong Cuihua.
Chen Changan breathed a sigh of relief, smiled and sighed:
"There are still nine letters left, so we can only buy them in the trading market."
So Chen Changan filled nine bottles of mineral water and put them on the trading market, but this time, his purchase conditions were extremely special.
[It must be a love letter written by a handsome guy and written to Nangong Cuihua]
The purchase conditions of Jiuping Water were so bizarre that it instantly attracted the attention of thousands of people. Posts on the hot search keyword "trading market" instantly had hundreds of discussion posts, including personal attacks.
The Deep Sea Forum does not have any speech control. Even ********* can speak freely, let alone personal attacks.
"hentai! So disgusting!"
"Is Zhazhuishui's mind twisted?"
"Zha Zhashui must have been kicked in the head by a donkey!"
"It turns out that this is the real name of the profiteer Zha Zhashui, hetui!"
Although there were many people scolding him, more people started writing love letters immediately.
A person can only survive for three days without water.
The more than six billion existing humans know this very well.
Even a shark-hunting man with enough drinking water is willing to write a love letter with his fingers to earn an extra bottle of mineral water.
However.
When many people excitedly wrote love letters and submitted them to the trading market, they received a blow that touched their souls:
"The transaction item you submitted does not meet the purchase demand."
The system prompt was like a basin of bone-chilling ice water poured on this group of people.
"Am I not handsome?"
"If being handsome is a mistake, I will be sentenced to death. Why can't I meet the purchase demand?"
"Why can't a woman write a love letter to a woman? It's such a hot summer, I'm covered in cold sweat, my hands and feet are cold, and tears flow down my face."
The hot search "Trading Market" can almost be regarded as an internal forum of the trading market. There are now more than 700 posts insulting profiteers and scumbags, and more than 200 posts criticizing the blindness of the system have been added. The page of the discussion area has been All occupied.
Chen Changan recalled the remarks of a certain female boxer. In order to provoke gender conflict between men and women and gain traffic, she deliberately ridiculed men in a certain program. It is perfectly used here:
"He is so ordinary, yet so confident."
About twenty minutes later, system prompts related to love letters gradually began to appear.
"Congratulations, you got a love letter!"
"Congratulations, you got a disgusting love letter!"
"Congratulations, you got a false love letter"
When Chen Changan submitted all the love letters, he found that different love letters had different survival points reduced.
Among them, the disgusting love letter reduced the need for survival points by a full 25 points, twice as much as Chen Changan's literary love letter, but the content was shocking.
"I love you, I love you so much, I love you so much, I love you the most..."
The author of the love letter wrote fifty disgusting love words in one breath. They were simple, direct and crude, but extremely effective.
"I really can't write this kind of thing."
Chen Changan was so ashamed that when he saw these fifty words of love, goosebumps broke out all over his body.
Ten love letters reduced the cost of survival points by 200 points in total. Chen Changan also had no shortage of wood, metal and fish bones, which once again reduced the cost of survival points by 300 points.
Looking at the gap of 100 survival points, Chen Changan covered his face in shame.
Theoretically, providing raw materials can reduce the demand for survival points by 90%, but Chen Changan clearly provided all the raw materials, but only reduced the survival points by 500.
There is still a gap of forty points, which is probably caused by the content of the love letter not being sexy enough.
"buy it."
Chen Changan once again launched the demand to buy sexy love letters, and also made a note:
[The content of the love letter must be: I love you, I love you to death, such simple and crude sweet words]
In the trading market discussion forum, there was once again a wave of posts criticizing Chen Changan.
"This is really a pervert opening the door for a pervert. The pervert is here!"
"The perverted mother hugged the pervert and cried because the pervert died!"
"His mother is in jail for being a pervert, because he is a pervert!"
Chen Changan shrugged and said calmly:
"I don't care."
"What you are calling is slag water, what does it have to do with me, Chen Changan?"
With the help of ten disgusting love letters, the survival point requirement of the planting ship has been successfully reduced to 60 points.
According to Chen Changan's current accumulation rate, he will be able to upgrade his planting ship tomorrow.
…
Deep Sea Forum.
The text live broadcast post that has not been updated for a long time has been updated again.
[Fourty-eighth Floor (Owner): Brother Meng, I’m back alive. Now I have escaped to the sea ten kilometers away. I should be safe.
Never go to Treasure Island. This is my last advice to you. I saw a female ghost! ! ! 】
[Floor 49: It’s scary to think about it, please update me soon! 】
[Fifty Floor: The original poster has updated, and he is happy to have fun]
[Fifty-first Floor (Owner): When I first set foot on the island, I felt that this island was a gift given to me by God. It is quiet, comfortable, and beautiful. The trees are thriving, the springs are trickling, and everything is beautiful. Words cannot be overused for this island. 】
[Fifty-second floor: Quick update, quick update, the sows in the production team are more diligent than you! 】
[Fifty-third floor (owner): I entered the island. Along the way, there were birds singing, flowers fragrant, trees growing thickly, and grasses luxuriant. I walked along the path and saw a broken temple. The system prompted me to offer sacrifices. In my hand Only one shark was provided to the God of the Ocean.
The temple door was wide open, and it was dark inside. I braved it and walked in. There was a woman with embroidered shoes lying there. I will die, Doctor, please help me. Stupid environment, help me. That female ghost from Wuba was playing with her cell phone and lying on my back. Just die. Speaker interior design. Take the card from the back]
[Fifty-fourth floor: Is the poster writing about a different world? Rolling over the keyboard! 】
[Fifty-fifth floor: Where are the people? 】
[Fifty-sixth floor: It’s not a female ghost who jumped out of the forum. 】
[Fifty-seventh floor: The demons have retreated, and Guanshiyin Bodhisattva bless you! 】
[Fifty-eighth Floor: Haha, I’ll return Guanyin, I’ll return Loli Yin! 】
The post is discontinued.
It took a full day and night before an unnamed trumpet posted on the 59th floor.
"The host is dead."
