No matter what it is, once it is prefixed with rare, it is like the words "limited edition" on a figure. It doesn't matter whether the quality will be higher, it will be more expensive anyway.
Is Chen Changan the kind of person who is short of money?
He clicked on the hot search, and the title of the first hot search post was "No one knows rare materials better than me."
The content is filled with all kinds of exaggeration and pretentiousness. A simple thing has been published in ten posts, and the comments below are full of envy, jealousy and hatred.
"Fifty free shipping will relieve your worries!"
“nmsl❤”
"You must forget to bring paper when you go to the toilet!"
"My wife will cheat on you after you die!"
When Chen Changan saw the word "toilet", he fell silent. When he wanted to speak, he shed tears first, and complained in his heart:
He doesn’t have any paper either~
Not only Chen Changan, but all human beings around the world, no matter how noble and civilized they were on earth, when they came to the deep sea world, no one used paper, and everyone was an Indian.
Chen Changan simply translated the content of the hot post. In fact, the poster did not bother to deal with weak sharks (did not dare to hunt sharks), relied on his ability to swim to explore the secrets of the deep sea world (accidentally fell into the water), and happened to discover something under the sea surface. A big sea turtle (it was regarded as food by the big sea turtle), used fresh fish offal to lure the big sea turtle to the sea (forced to throw all the food out to distract the big sea turtle), and finally killed it (after feeding it cooked) prick).
Not only did they explode the rafting supplies, but they also retrieved a large bathtub full of mud.
The bottom is gone.
The rest of the text is all filled with self-proclaimed boasts, such as "making mankind great again", "if I nod, we can return to the earth", "I am really too good".
You can take a screenshot of the system information and post it on the forum, but this poster did not post the system information of the bathtub ship, which made Chen Changan feel unhappy.
It didn’t take long before some strange accounts appeared in the hot posts, and their every word and deed contained rich experience in stirring up trouble on Weibo.
"No one understands the original poster better than me! He is just bragging!"
"No way, no way, no one really takes bragging as the truth!"
"This man is a liar!"
On the other side of the ocean, a blond man waving an accordion was so angry that he almost broke the raft with his foot and frantically confronted these netizens.
However, these people did not follow the routine and kept teasing the blond man:
"He's anxious, he's anxious, he's anxious!"
"The more you explain, the more you cover up!"
"No one knows how to brag better than me!"
The confrontation and confrontation attracted more spectators.
The blond man's face turned red with anger, and he directly posted the system information obtained by the bathtub ship to the forum.
[Old bath boat (planting)]
Quality: white
Durability: 60/100
Description: A 1.5mX2m miniature planting boat, transformed from a large women's bathtub, containing a large amount of soil.
Special effect: Accelerates the growth of plants, doubling the growth rate of ordinary plants.
Accessories: Rare salt-repelling island mud, sea cabbage seeds x1000.
Comment: The lingering fragrance of Nangong Cuihua still remains on the wooden board.
At the end, the blond man said proudly:
"This boat is not for sale!"
"Good stuff~"
Chen Changan turned off the trumpet, without any hint of joking in his tone. He looked at the system information of the planting ship and said solemnly:
"I'm sure of this boat. Even Jesus can't keep him, even if I say so!"
Giving up the strategy of fighting with the trumpet, Chen Changan invited the big trumpet!
Big post!
[Just now, I saw an arrogant man who actually said that he could travel back to the earth with a nod of his head. Let me ask you, do you have water to drink? Do you have any meat to eat? 】
[No, it’s this person——@金金男’s account name]
As the poster of the long-term hot post "Collection of Survival Experience for Beginners", Chen Changan's large account has retained hundreds of active fans with a steady update attitude. When he posted a new post for the first time, the number of views instantly exceeded a thousand.
After the blond man posted the bathtub boat’s system information, Chen Changan’s many trumpets ceased to exist. In the comments, he @ the accounts that had previously mocked him, announced:
"I declare that I have won this debate with the United States! Maga!"
Seeing that many accounts had turned into gray avatars, the fans lost interest and left with comments like "Yes, yes, you win."
The next second!
A surprise attack by the army of fans!
Thousands of netizens who had been helped by the popular post "Novice Survival Experience Collection" came on stage one after another and copied and pasted:
"Arrogant, do you have water to drink? Do you have meat to eat?"
"Arrogant, do you have water to drink? Do you have meat to eat?"
"Arrogant, do you have water to drink? Do you have meat to eat?"
Three consecutive qualities!
The blond man's temper that had just calmed down exploded again, and he was about to start a fight, but he discovered an embarrassing fact.
All he has around him is the carcass of a giant sea turtle and a plantation boat that has great potential but is useless in the short term.
When he was at a loss, a comment from a netizen "Make America Great Again" was very kind and inspired the blond man:
"There is a lot of food and water in the market."
The blond man opened the trading market. The shark meat all over the mountains and plains made him lose the thought of selling sea turtles, but for a while he was reluctant to sell the planting boat.
While he was struggling, Chen Changan gave the final blow warmly.
Chen Changan packed up five liters of hot water, fifty skewers of steaming shark kebabs, and the wine he finally collected and put them on the shelves, and noted:
[As long as white level or above items are available, barter]
Only a minute later, he received a transaction request from the blond man.
Chen Changan leaned back tactically, leaned against the water purification barrel, and said with a smile:
"Agree to the deal."
System messages quickly sent prompts:
"Congratulations on your old bathtub boat (plantation)."
A small boat shaped like a bathtub suddenly appeared next to the raft. Chen Changan achieved his goal and sighed with emotion:
"It's like dreaming back to the Weibo era. It's so interesting to be a troll and tease public figures."
The blond man posted his transaction records and promoted his luxurious life in a high-profile manner.
He drank wine, ate shark kebabs, and had plenty of hot water.
He used facts to respond to netizens' "Do you have water to drink? Do you have meat to eat?"
One-sided news always lacks popularity.
When the blond man's penis was eaten up, countless netizens turned their attention to other hot searches.
It's getting dark and twilight is coming.
Netizens lay on small, dirty and dilapidated rafts.
There was nowhere to go and nothing to do.
So, they used black technology like translucent light screens to browse the forum, pity the distant stars, ridicule the dignitaries who fell in the clouds, admire the warriors who dared to hunt sharks, and miss the beauty of the earth's past.
"If a real treasure doesn't cry, you can become an Internet celebrity in the deep sea world!"
"Hey, isn't this someone from the village who made more than one million yuan in show money? Where is the money? Has it been used?"
"Shark, I will kill it sooner or later..."
"..."
They were getting hungrier and hungrier, but they refused to look for food, and their withered lips and tongues made no sound.
They are addicted to giving advice and scolding Fang Qiu on the Internet, and gain great satisfaction and sense of accomplishment from the falsehood.
Some people are reminded of the clip in the documentary "Sanhe Master": an old man scanned the QR code with his smartphone to pay for the room rate of a wall-mounted underground hotel, which cost 15 yuan a night.
Some people also laughed at themselves:
We are born with no future, and only entertainment can make us really not want to die.
It seems that I feel the same way, but unfortunately that’s where it ends.
They are dead.
Die in this unprecedented ocean apocalypse.
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Number of human survivors: 6744594827/8023442354
