Chinese director, Interstellar hits episode 288

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The movie ended and they were about to walk out of the cinema, but they didn't expect that there were several Easter eggs at the end of the film.

It’s an interesting thing that happened during the filming.

After several actors drank Chinese medicine, they performed a goddess's scattering of flowers on the spot.

Wei Ran, who played the leading role, also took a sip out of curiosity. From then on, he avoided traditional Chinese medicine and was frightened to see people drinking medicine as if they were on the guillotine.

There were still two traces of tears on the faces of the audience. Seeing the actors' expressions of wanting to die, they burst out laughing.

As expected, the box office was a hit again. The outside world has long been accustomed to it. It would be surprising if it failed one day.

Yu Jing went to the institute to record mental power data as usual.

After saying hello to the guard at the door, he went to find Chen Wende by the familiar route, but when he came to the laboratory, he came to nothing.

"Where's the professor?" He quickly grabbed his assistant and asked.

The assistant pushed up his glasses and said with a smile, "The teacher is in the lounge."

Yu Jing was surprised. She didn't expect that workaholic Chen Wende would be in the lounge during the day: "Professor, is he feeling unwell?"

"No, I slept for eight hours last night and my body is fine. Maybe I'm just tired."

Yu Jing nodded, wandered to the rest area and knocked on the door.

The door slowly opened with a beeping sound, and it was quiet inside. Yu Jing raised her eyebrows, grabbed the door frame and poked her head inside.

"Professor, you didn't go to the experiment today..."

The joking stopped abruptly.

Yu Jing's eyes widened, and he subconsciously stood up straight and took two steps back. He looked up at the camera on the ceiling: "Emergency call!"

The AI ​​reacted immediately, and the piercing alarm bells echoed throughout the base.

Chen Wende was so anxious that he ran to the corridor hurriedly without caring about hiding: "S7, stop!"

The old professor only wore a pair of loose trousers and his upper body was naked. The most shocking thing was that his chest was densely covered with silver needles, like a walking hedgehog.

The guards were very fast and surrounded Chen Wende's room in less than three seconds. Seeing Chen Wende's "tragic state", everyone took a breath and asked his assistant to find a doctor quickly.

"Where are you going? You are not allowed to go!" Chen Wende yelled, holding his neck.

The powerful roar made everyone calm down a little.

Yu Jing rubbed his forehead and asked him with a headache: "Professor, what are you doing?"

"I'm experimenting with acupoint maps on the human body, don't make a fuss." Chen Wende said bluntly.

In order to prove what he said, the old man ignored their restraints and simply pulled out a few silver needles and walked around vigorously.

"Look, I'm fine." Chen Wende glared at Yu Jing.

He regarded Yu Jing as a junior, and his residence was undefended. He entered Yu Jing's personal information into the door's identification system, but he didn't expect that a big mistake would happen today.

The doctor hurried over and examined Chen Wende on the spot. He nodded in confusion: "It's indeed fine, but Dean, you can't make fun of your own safety if you want to experiment."

Yu Jing nodded beside him: "Yes, it's too much to hide it from everyone."

As soon as his words came out, everyone looked at him with condemnation. Chen Wende lost face and drove everyone away except his assistant and Yu Jing.

"This map of human acupuncture points is so detailed." Yu Jing marveled at the canvas hanging on the wall, "Professor, why are you suddenly studying this?"

Without outsiders, Chen Wende's expression was solemn: "Don't underestimate the acupuncture points on the human body. I always feel that they have great mysteries."

A few pieces of white paper were scattered on the ground. The assistant picked them up and looked at them. On them were the Six Methods of Traditional Chinese Medicine.

Gua Sha, acupuncture, moxibustion, medicine, massage and guidance.

Each item has detailed annotations, and Chen Wende also densely wrote down his experiences next to it. The assistant's breathing became heavier and heavier, and his eyes became brighter and brighter.

Being able to become Chen Wende's assistant, his vision is naturally very vicious.

"Teacher...this...this..." The assistant's lips were trembling, and he was so excited that he could not speak incoherently.

Yu Jing blinked and suddenly realized.

It seems that Chen Wende gained something from his dream.

even so……

"Even so, you can't make fun of your own safety. You can use the optical brain to simulate the data first!" Yu Jing rolled his eyes angrily, "Professor, you are not afraid of hitting the fatal hole!"

Chen Wende waved his hand: "I learned it. I studied it all night."

Yu Jing: "..."

The young director felt this was a bit heartbreaking.

Chen Wende looked at the human acupoint map with burning eyes and wanted to conduct experiments non-stop. Yu Jing had no choice but to let others stare at it.

On the way home, he suddenly had a sudden inspiration.

The human body has its weak points. The movie "The Miracle Doctor Wei Yu" has just been released not long ago, and there is a fear that the audience will imitate the treatment methods in the movie.

Yu Jing hurriedly returned to the studio and logged into his account to post instructions.

[Yu Jing V: Just watch the movie. Improper acupuncture may cause death. Please stay rational and don’t blindly imitate the movie. 】

The audience laughed, indicating that Yu Jing was overthinking.

[No, Chinese medicine is almost the same as dentistry in my mind. I can’t think of it. 】

[Fuck, the needle is very thin, so it doesn’t hurt much, but the sight is super scary, I won’t try to kill myself. 】

[No fool would do this, Director Jing, don’t worry. 】

Yu Jing: "Haha."

There is a 'fool' in the institute, who is admirably stupid.

The audience patted their chests in the comment area and promised that they would not commit suicide. Yu Jing was relieved and did not pay attention to the follow-up situation.

If he scrolled further down, he would find a bunch of similar comments.

[Compared to acupuncture, after watching the Easter eggs, I am more interested in Chinese medicine. Is it really bitter? 】

[They looked like they wanted to die after drinking, and suddenly they wanted to try it. 】



Zhongyuan Technology is a company that specializes in pharmaceuticals. Compared to Yangsong Group, which developed Gu Chun Pills, they are just a small company that focuses on the sales of various pharmaceuticals.

On this day, a group of people crowded in as soon as Zhongyuantang in Donghua City opened.

"Boss... No, is the doctor here?" the young male customer asked curiously.

He looked ordinary, with an inch of his hair shaved off and a lot of red pimples on his face.

When the salesperson saw this, he quickly said: "The doctor is behind and will be there soon."

A middle-aged male doctor in a white coat hurried over and asked him with a smile: "How can I help you?"

The short-haired man put his face in front of the counter, pointed at the pimples on his face and asked, "Am I angry?"

The doctor looked at it carefully and asked him to stick out his tongue. After a while, he nodded affirmatively: "Yes, you have often eaten spicy food recently, which has caused endocrine disorders, so you have a lot of red pimples on your face."

The short-haired man rubbed his hands; "Okay, you can give me some side medicine."

The expression is very expectant.

The doctor bent down and took out a box of oral liquid from under the counter: "This can not only reduce inflammation and reduce dryness, but also regulate the body. One bottle will be effective for your situation. Recently, the store is holding activities..."

He didn't lie. Donghua was almost strict about medical treatment. For serious illnesses, go to the hospital and stay in the treatment cabin. For minor illnesses, if you don’t want to stay in the medical bay, just buy medicine. Market supervision is very strict. Once the efficacy of the medicine does not match the instructions for use, it will face the risk of going out of business for rectification or being seized.

Regarding the oral liquid on the counter, the man didn't even look at it and asked directly: "I want to buy the raw materials."

The doctor was stunned and quickly assured: "Sir, the oral liquid is refined using high technology to ensure that all the essence of the medicinal materials is extracted without leaving any residue. It tastes slightly sweet, so you can use it with confidence."

The angry man insisted: "No, I want the raw materials to cook myself."

The doctor's tone was very weak: "There is no precedent for this in the interstellar world..."

"Is it illegal?" The man's expression was sincere.

Doctor: "..."

Are you afraid you are sick?

In addition to the short-haired man, other customers were also shouting.

"We need to buy raw materials!"

"I even brought the diagnosis sheet, please give me the medicine quickly."

A group of people stared at the doctor with bright green eyes, like a group of hungry wolves eager to try.

The doctor's scalp was numb and he said without tears, "I need to ask my superiors for instructions. Please be patient."

As he said that, he ran away behind him, as if a ghost was chasing him behind him.

I don’t know how long they waited, but a group of people gradually became impatient, and the doctor slowly walked out: "The raw materials are at the pharmaceutical factory, not in the store, but you can leave the diagnosis sheet and I will send it to you over there. Physicians, let them dispense the medicine.”

The short-haired man did not forget his original purpose and emphasized: "I want to buy raw materials."

Doctor: "...I understand."

After everyone heard this, they quickly put the diagnosis sheets on the counter. They were all minor ailments such as 'acne on the face', 'insomnia' and 'easy to wake up'. Careless people didn't even take them seriously.

The doctor breathed a sigh of relief. Anyway, as long as the customer doesn't make fun of his body, these minor problems are not troublesome.

"I understand. I will send the diagnosis sheet tonight. Please leave your name and come get it tomorrow."

This kind of thing not only happens in Zhongyuantang, but also in other cities and other planets. The drug store welcomes a group of strange customers who don't want medicine, but only raw materials.

Thinking about the recent popular movies, all the doctors understood this and silently cursed the scholars.

On the first day, the doctors from Zhongyuantang laid out various raw materials into categories.

Another short-haired man was the first to come to the door. The first thing he did when he came in was to ask loudly, "Where is my medicine."

The doctor smiled and handed over a package of raw materials of traditional Chinese medicine.

The man asked curiously: "Is it like in the movie, where three bowls of water are boiled into one bowl of water?"

"Soak in cold water for thirty minutes, boil in a casserole or earthen pot, just cover the medicinal materials with water, and simmer over low heat." The doctor smiled kindly.