Chinese director, Star Wars Episode 278

Style: Science Author: HeikuWords: 3488Update Time: 24/01/12 15:25:05
"Go away! I've never seen you so shameless!"

Perhaps it was the rapid development of New Cloud Star that gave Huixing a sense of crisis, and this new tourism planet also began to exert its strength.

Building kilns and firing porcelain, leaf sculptures, firework displays, Qinhuai lanterns...

The variety of activities is dazzling.

Tourists who had been waiting for a year during the hurricane season couldn't wait to follow the merchant ships to set sail and flocked here.

They were surprised by the earth-shaking changes in Donghua this year. Although there are various videos on the Internet, seeing it with their own eyes was even more shocking.

Some Solan netizens said this in a public forum——

[Others develop step by step, but Donghua's development is like riding a rocket, and whoops--it has to leave everyone behind. 】

This statement was unanimously agreed upon by all galaxies.

At the end of August, someone counted the number of tourists this month and was stunned by the huge number.

The amount of 70 billion is already equivalent to the small country of Mino.

Some people don't believe it and even go to the official websites of other countries to verify that there are no errors in the statistics.

Not only tourism, Donghua's products are also very popular. Even an ordinary ceramic New Year doll can be sold on remote planets in other countries.

Merchants were seeking profits, and seeing that they could make money selling Donghua's specialties, they rushed here in droves. They also brought products from other countries, making a lot of money every time they came.

When the export tax amount was announced in September, several countries looked at Donghua in a different way.

The gold-swallowing beast is the kind that is inhaled by the storm.

The Solan Empire looked at those local businessmen who were happily making a lot of money. They were so angry that they didn't know what to say. They hated them for being spineless and running to their opponents just for a little money.

The Imperial Ministry of Foreign Affairs turned on the optical brain, looked at the excited expressions of the tourists, sneered and shook his head.

Real-time networking has its pros and cons.

A talk show targeted Donghua.

[I Am a Big Shot] This program has been around for more than ten years since its establishment. In the past ten years, the program has invited many big shots from Solan for interviews.

The fun and humorous topics and the witty host are one of the highlights of the show. This week's guest on the show is Robert, one of Solan's leading economic experts.

The audience has long formed the habit of squatting in front of the photo album every Saturday.

The host held two walnuts in his hand and turned them around. Seeing the expert's curious expression, he asked with a smile: "Professor, do you know the popular entertainment in Donghua recently? This kind of walnut is very hard and cannot be eaten. Donghua people I like to hold it in my hands and play with it. It is said that it can become shiny over time."

The expert held it in his hand, played with it, and nodded thoughtfully: "It's a good thing to pass the time. You can play it when you are in a daze."

"Then what do you think about what is said online that Donghua has completely revitalized the economies of the five countries?"

The expert raised his eyebrows and shook his head in disappointment: "Don't use layman's comments to make a fool of himself. It will only add to the jokes."

The audience was stunned, is this issue going to be about Donghua?

Not all Solan people are hostile to Donghua. There are also some people who like to make friends. When Donghua was mentioned in the program, they immediately called their friends.

My friend put the link on Xingbo, which attracted a group of Donghua viewers. Together with other foreigners who joined in the fun, the ratings actually increased from 17% to 33%.

The host of the show became energetic: "It seems that Professor Robert does not agree with this point of view."

The man dressed as a scholar, wearing gold-rimmed glasses, sat upright and looked at the camera: "Every year during the stagnation period of the black hole hurricane, the economy will usher in a rapid growth. People will naturally spend crazy money after staying at home for a year. This has nothing to do with Donghua. , please netizens be sensible and don’t put Donghua on the fire.”

It means that everyone should not put gold on Donghua's face.

Naturally, the Donghua people were so angry that they cursed. Although people would spend crazy money during the stagnation period, merchants would not take advantage of you if your goods were not good. This completely obliterated Donghua's role in it.

They were so angry that they left crazy messages below.

[Where did this Brick family come from? He came out to cheat before he graduated? 】

[Laughing, Solan is a recognized economic expert. I’m so sorry to expose your subsidizing behavior. 】

[I can tell that Solan is jealous of Donghua making money, so he speaks out of conscience. 】

[Dongguan people, get out, this is our show! 】

[You guys haven’t seen much of my director Jing’s works. Why didn’t you tell us to get lost then? 】

The interview continued. The host put the walnuts aside, pretended to be shocked, and asked the director's highlighted questions:

"Mr. Robert, do you think this crazy consumption behavior will disappear with the arrival of the hurricane?"

The man smiled softly with a very confident expression: "Not only that, Donghua's tourism industry is just a flash in the pan."

He faced the camera and talked freely——

"Even though Donghua is vigorously reviving Chinese culture, it's just a small effort."

"Take Yu Jing as an example. His pictures of zombies, Miao borderland, tomb robbers, etc. are all fantasy works and rarely involve historical aspects."

"If we can't get back the culture we once had, the high-rise buildings built based on fantasy will eventually collapse one day."

As soon as these words came out, everyone fell silent.

Thinking about it carefully, Donghua's popular activities this year seem to be related to Yu Jing.

Yu Jing likes to shoot Xianxia and Liaozhai, but rarely makes historical movies. The only movie about a historical figure, God of War Huo Qubing, is still the White Moonlight of Donghua people.

Recently, I have been cooperating with the Institute of Ancient Culture to produce a popular science video about the Tang Dynasty. But how can a short popular science video introduce the magnificent life of the heroes?

They still have a long way to go in reviving history.

As for this brick-and-mortar...hehe, he is just keen on Donghua's growing economy and wants to take advantage of this to attack him. They will not be fooled.

It's a pity that when there are more people, there will always be a few whose IQ is not up to par. It is obviously Solan who is sniping at Donghua, but some people only obey and point their guns at Yu Jing.

[Director Jing, why don’t we stop making popular science videos and make some TV series with historical themes. 】

[Yes, yes, I am very interested in Li Shimin’s life, why not take a photo of him? 】

【I like Wu Zetian_(:з」∠)_. 】

[Good luck, it would be great if you made two more TV series with historical themes, and you wouldn’t have to be ridiculed by that bullshit master. 】

[Where are you mentally retarded? Get out of here. Just believe what others say. It's obviously not Director Jing's fault. You didn't bring your brains with you when you went out. 】

Anyone with a discerning eye knows that Robert used the Yu Jing analogy to mock Donghua for being too slow in reviving history. The tourism industry that relies on fantasy works is ultimately just a flash in the pan.

A group of mentally retarded people didn't use their brains and blamed Yu Jing for the problem.

Even the foreigners who watched from beginning to end were speechless and sympathized with Yu Jing. It was really hard for him to have a bunch of pig teammates who were trying their best to hold the blame back.

Yu Jing's account is very quiet, no matter how loudly he shouts in the comment area, he has not responded.

Afraid that he would secretly be sulky or impulsive, Ji Chengye came specifically to comfort him.

"Don't pay attention to those people on the Internet. They just follow the wind and rain, and don't think carefully about who the show is targeting."

The big black cat sat on the table of the crew, flicking its fluffy tail, and said angrily: "Do they have brains?"

If it was a foreigner who was mocking him, Yu Jing wouldn't care at all, it was just the gossip of a despicable person.

But there are still some Donghua people in the comment area!

What difference does it make if this person is suddenly punched by his own family when he is exposed to the outside world!

When he saw the comments last night, he almost lost his temper. He ran around in circles in the villa and screamed for a long time before he could relieve his anger.

The big black cat shook its beard, and its paws hidden in its flesh pads were about to move, wanting to give them a paw.

"But you don't have to worry about me. I'll kill you first. Solan wants to target Donghua. Without me, there will be others. I understand this and won't take advantage of others."

Ji Chengye was relieved and just didn't care. He was afraid that the young man would be hit and unable to recover.

"By the way, are you interested in making a historical-themed film recently?" Afraid of Yu Jing misunderstanding, the old man quickly explained, "I'm not forcing you, I'm just curious about what you want to make next."

Yu Jing was speechless: "[Crash] seems to have just been released two months ago, so I'm not in a hurry."

The old man muttered something about 'getting lazier' and looked at the crew that Yu Jing had built with his mental power: "Is this a popular science video?"

"Yes, it's still from the Tang Dynasty. Each dynasty has as many heroes as stars, and each one is dazzling and dazzling, so the progress is a bit slow."

"Then why don't you make it into a TV series?" Ji Chengye asked him doubtfully.

The big black cat swung its tail and said nothing. If you want to take pictures, you have to wait until he can control his mental power. Otherwise, if there is another large-scale dream, his mutation will not be covered up.

"We will take pictures later." Yu Jing explained vaguely.

In order to change the topic, Yu Jing stared at Ji Chengye for a long time.

"Through this incident, I found that some people really regard me as the savior of the director circle. They come to me whenever something happens. This is not good."

Ji Chengye immediately blushed and wanted to dig a hole to bury himself.

He explained weakly: "The Film and Television Association is also cultivating the younger generation's interest in China. This kind of thing can only happen slowly."

The black cat tapped its tail: "Not only the younger generation, but also the older generation can't let it go... Well, can't miss it. The Institute of Ancient Culture has recently revived a lot of Tang Dynasty materials. Let them read more. Maybe they will be interested in filming a TV series."

How can he do it by himself?

There was no information before, so directors couldn't make something out of nothing. Now that we have the information, let’s dig into the pit of history together.

Ji Chengye's eyes lit up and he pounded the table excitedly: "You're right, united will is more powerful, we can't put all our hopes on you!"

Yu Jing narrowed her eyes proudly and said to Ji Chengye sincerely: "Old man Ji, you are very pleasing to the eye at this time."

Ji Chengye choked up and sneered: "You little bastard, you are quite pleasing to the eye when you don't speak."

The big black cat looked at the time. In real life, it was already eight o'clock in the morning, and filming was about to start.

He turned his head and found that there was already an actor in the distance, but he saw that he was playing video, so he did not rush forward.

The crew was doing a night scene, and the lights were a little dim. Ji Chengye saw him looking around and not looking back for a long time, so he seriously accused: "You turn your head to talk to me, you are becoming more and more rude."

The big black cat immediately jumped into a rage, its strong body arched into a tight bow, and its tail slowly grew fur.

"Old man Ji, you must be doing this on purpose. I'm just looking at you. If you don't need your eyes, you can donate them to others!"

Ji Chengye was stunned for a moment, then subconsciously leaned in front of the camera to identify it carefully. After a while, he smiled coquettishly: "I'm sorry, you are too dark, I can't see you."

Yu Jing almost died of anger. He was not the first person to say this to him. He was ignored by NPCs in Feng before, and now Ji Chengye wrongly accused him of not looking at people and speaking.

What's wrong with Hei? Are you eating your rice?

"But you're just filming. Why do you want to change back to your evolved body?" Ji Chengye wondered.