Chinese director, Star Wars Episode 276

Style: Science Author: HeikuWords: 3069Update Time: 24/01/12 15:25:05
His whole body was shaking violently, and he sat on the ground for a long time without saying a word. Suddenly, he burst into tears, took off the artificial eyes on his face, and cried at the top of his lungs: "Mom, I want to go home!"

In the distance, a couple holding a light brain laughed out of breath and squeezed into the chaotic crowd. The boy seemed to have seen his savior. He stumbled into the woman's arms and refused to look at the white-robed woman again.

The little boy left crying. It seemed that he would be more honest recently.

The woman in white robe raised her arms and crossed her hips proudly: "Naughty child, let you scare me again!"

It seemed that he had been quite frightened by the infant spirit before.

In the official live broadcast room of Shandi Company, the audience was also screaming.

[Help, I thought the ghost shark was already very creative, but I didn’t expect this lady to be even scarier. What did she think? 】

[Are you Donghua people so thoughtful? Forget about the kid and Zhong Kui, this woman can be selected into the top ten scary characters of the year! 】

[An awesome director leads a group of awesome tourists to stage an awesome feast. Four words to sum it up - awesome as hell. 】

[To be honest, I want Director Jing, can I steal him home_(:з」∠)_】

[I don’t know if Director Jing will come to participate. 】

The number of votes for the woman in white robe increased like crazy, and she soon reached the top spot far ahead, leaving the second place far behind.

At this time, she didn't know what it meant to be number one, but she was just happy that she had made it back.

The woman happily invited Zhong Kui and Yuren: "Want to play together?"

Zhong Kui couldn't bear to look away and said, "You put your clothes in order first."

It's so scary.

The woman in white robe blinked her eyes and reacted. She put down her clothes as usual and curled her lips in a disdainful tone: "What are you afraid of? I'm wearing a bra wrap and safety pants."

Zhong Kui collapsed and held his head: "Is this the problem? I'm afraid of your stomach when I ride on horseback!"

The woman said oh and extended the invitation again: "My name is Xiaoyu. I heard that there is Mengpo soup, zombies and canned witchcraft in front of you. Do you want to go and have a look?"

Only now did Kent calm down a little and looked around for his companions. Unexpectedly, his companions had fled long ago and left him here.

"I want to find friends, so I won't accompany you." He said with a trembling voice.

The strong man had a big heart and was afraid that the woman would be surrounded by her and admire him later. Zhong Kui, who was covered in red paint, said excitedly: "Let's go, let's scare others."

Xiaoyu chuckled, obviously thinking of being together with him, and happily ran to a crowded place in the distance.

Kent wiped away the cold sweat and stood up in embarrassment. Damn your bad friends, sooner or later they will blow their heads off.

"Excuse me...have you seen my husband?"

There was another faint voice behind him, sob-like, which made Kent's scalp tingle.

He didn't look back and stumbled forward dragging his fish tail: "Brother Zhong Kui, wait for me!"

Damn, it’s so scary here!

There are big guys everywhere. If you can’t compare, just be a passerby. Then don’t think about QAQ if you are in the top 300.



Of course Yu Jing would not miss this opportunity, quickly changed her clothes and came out to join in the fun.

Ji Yasu was even more excited than Yu Jing. She took Lu Yang out in the evening and watched with great interest everyone played scary characters.

"Director Jing?!" The passers-by were surprised and happy. They didn't expect to meet the young director here.

Yu Jing wore coarse linen clothes, without any disguise on her face, and appeared in the public eye as she was.

He held a clapper and a gong in his hands, and a small shelf on his back with many masks hanging on it.

"Hello, are you pretending to be a hanged man?"

"Yes, yes, the artificial tongue can stretch and contract freely like a frog to catch prey." A passerby showed it to Yu Jing carelessly.

His tongue popped out, wrapped around the neck of a tauren and strangled it hard. The tauren screamed and walked over angrily, waving the chain in his hand: "You kid, you want to kill ten Eighth hell?"

The hanged man laughed loudly, clasped his hands and begged for mercy: "I'm sorry, Brother Niu, please give me a hint to Director Jing."

The tauren then took back his hand with a groan and stared at Yu Jing with a surprised look on his face: "Director Jing, what are you pretending to be? You look like a human being."

Then he reacted and explained incoherently: "No, although you are a human being, tonight is the night of hundreds of ghosts, and it is not good for you to act like a human being."

Yu Jing cleared her throat, raised her wooden hammer and banged it twice and sounded a gong: "I am a salesman tonight, do you want to buy a ghost mask?"

The role of a salesman is very common in costume dramas, and the two of them have certainly seen it before.

"They look similar, but they're not scary." The two of them managed to suppress their blushes before saying something.

Behind Yu Jing is Meng Po Soup, and next door is the witchcraft canned experience site. Many tourists discovered him and gathered around him excitedly.

The crowd gathered and the camera began to move this way.

"Director Jing, you are... so incompetent."

Some people complained in disgust, and the people next to him nodded in agreement. As a communicator of Chinese horror, how could his appearance be ordinary?

Yu Jing touched his chin and was interrupted when he was about to explain.

"Director Jing, look at me!" Xiaoyu jumped out from the crowd, stretched out his hand to unbutton his robe, and successfully received a gasp.

The girl raised her chin triumphantly, she must be the leader tonight!

"Ha..." A disdainful sneer came from the side.

Everyone turned their heads, and the bride in her wedding dress stood there, her thick hair covering her face.

Yu Jing first looked up and down doubtfully, as if he had guessed something, his eyes lit up and burst out with an astonishing light.

Xiaoyu yelled unconvinced: "What are you talking about? The Ghost Bride has nothing new at all."

The person next to him nodded and moved his hair to the front. It was not scary, but the woman in white robe was more scary.

Yu Jing smiled and touched her chin: "Why don't you lift her hair and take a look?"

More and more tourists are crowding around, and there are many cameras flying in the sky. It has obviously become the focus of the square.

Xiaoyu strode forward, not believing that the ghost bride could come up with any good ideas, and raised her hair boldly.

Under the hair is a very delicate face, without bleeding from the orifices, without anything weird, like a flower in bud, waiting for her lover.

Tourists around him booed in disappointment.

"It's nothing special." Xiao Yu angrily turned his head and complained to Yu Jing.

The young director saw through everything and reminded with a smile: "Not necessarily, don't underestimate her."

Creak——

The sound of bones rubbing against each other rang in his ears, and Xiaoyu turned around subconsciously.

The Ghost Bride's head turns little by little, ninety degrees, one hundred and eighty degrees...

The tourists' eyes widened and their nerves began to tense.

The woman slowly pushed back her hair, revealing another twisted face, and asked quietly, "Excuse me, have you seen my husband-in-law?"

Two faces, one in front and one behind!

Although the picture is not as eye-catching as the belly of the woman in white robe, it is still eerie and terrifying if you think about it carefully.

Another hidden boss!

The woman in white robe, like everyone else, took a step back unconsciously and looked at the ghost bride in horror.

[Holy shit, shit! Donghua is indeed Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon! 】

[Donghua people are so scary, how did she do it? 】

[I'm sorry, but I think the person who can come up with these characters is really perverted. Are you sure he's not an antisocial terrorist...]

[Director Jing’s performance is nothing new. He is the only human among a group of ghosts... Pfft, are you delivering food? 】

[I also thought his appearance could scare people. 】

Boom——

The sound of the gavel hitting the gong brought everyone back to their senses. Yu Jing waved her hand: "Stop gathering together and disperse. The fun tonight hasn't even begun yet."

The woman who played the role of the ghost bride stared at Yu Jing with a resentful look. Everyone was trembling with fright just now. Only Director Jing did not show any surprise. Could it be that he had guessed it a long time ago?

"Excuse me, have you seen my husband?" The ghost bride floated behind Yu Jing and continued to ask without giving up.

On the shelf behind Yu Jing, the mask's eyes began to move, looking down at the Ghost Bride.

"Can it move?" The tourist's attention has been on Yu Jing. Seeing that the eyes of the mask can move, he couldn't help but become interested.

The ghost bride curled her fingers uneasily, and then cheered herself up.

It's not a big deal that it can move. With today's technology, it's not difficult to make a mask that can move. It's just that the pattern of the mask is a little weird.

If Director Jing wants to scare her with this...

The corners of the mask's mouth slowly turned up, and the rustling voice turned from weak to strong.

It was as if countless people were whispering in their ears in an ancient language. It was unclear what they were saying, only a sense of fear that arose spontaneously.

No matter how the Ghost Bride changes her angle, the masks are always staring at her. They were whispering to each other, and their dark eyes showed unmistakable malice.

"Director Jing, where did you buy the mask? It's very lifelike." The tourist rubbed the goosebumps on his arms and changed the subject with a dry smile.

The ghost bride forced a smile: "Yes, it's quite realistic."

Yu Jing blinked and put his index finger to his lips: "If you keep talking, he will be angry."

As soon as the words fell, the face on the top of the shelf flew into the air.

Only after leaving the shelf did everyone see clearly what kind of mask it was, it was clearly a human head!

The head was hanging in mid-air, with a smile full of malice, and it swooped down at the ghost bride whose beauty was eclipsed.

With the help of the lights, everyone could see clearly, and they immediately screamed and dispersed: "Ah, ah, ah, don't come over!"

The ghost bride's fingertips were frozen in place with coldness. She wanted to run, but her body was out of control.

The woman in the white robe was better. The head's malice was not directed at her, so she ran away dragging her limp feet.

After running for two steps, she came back, took the ghost bride's hand and ran away again.