The welfare benefits of Interstellar Company are quite good, and you can report unfair things to the labor bureau, so there is no reason to be dissatisfied.
They all said that they had something to do at home, they were not feeling well, they were going out to see a doctor, their friend was getting married, etc.
The boss of the company was particularly speechless. Could it be that you lit up something that made everyone feel uncomfortable? Or marry the same friend under the same sky?
Why are they all squeezed in until today?
There are those who lie and make excuses to lose face, and there are also many honest people who tell each other frankly: "I had a nightmare that scared me, so I need to catch up on some sleep."
The company boss who saw this message didn't believe it at all. He had a nightmare and needed to catch up on his sleep. If he didn't want to say it, he shouldn't make such an outrageous excuse.
A boss complained about this in the business circle and successfully received gloating laughter from his partners.
Not long after they laughed, the same scene happened in their own company.
The leave forms were stacked so thickly that the bosses were flustered.
No matter how you ask, you will be asked to take three days off.
Gradually, this matter spread on the Internet, and netizens laughed and were confused at the same time.
[Those company bosses must be going crazy, they are already busy, so many people are asking for leave hahahahahaha! 】
[This is such a coincidence, they are all squeezed into the same time period. No wonder my friend got dark circles under his eyes from working overtime. 】
[I heard that some people have had nightmares and asked for leave, so you should use some excuses as well. 】
[Actually, I did have nightmares after watching Crash...]
【I also……】
This message quickly received tens of millions of likes and became a popular comment in the blink of an eye.
Netizens were horrified, do so many people have nightmares?
Could it be a coincidence?
[I dreamed that I became a ghost bride, catching husbands everywhere and sucking their essence. 】
[I dreamed that I became a ghost, specializing in deceiving passers-by. Laughing to death, I never knew my imagination was so rich before. 】
[It always feels weird. It’s not scary if one person has a nightmare. What’s scary is that a group of people have nightmares at the same time. There must be a real ghost in this movie! 】
[Damn it, I’m timid, don’t scare me! 】
[Thinking about it too much, it’s clear that this film can be selected as an annual classic. It will always resonate with people’s hearts. It’s because your subconscious mind likes this film very much. 】
…
Yu Jing made things a bit big this time. The task force he established was originally intended to record the research status of professors. If something was not right, he would report it immediately.
This time the scope is so broad that almost 80% of people will have dreams after watching a movie.
Although dreams contain little useful information, you still need to pay attention.
"Ah? I think you are overthinking it. Even in their dreams, the audience will never think of me. They will only think that the movie "Crash" is wonderful and can actually resonate."
In the emergency meeting of the task force, big bosses who had signed confidentiality agreements were present one after another, and Yu Jing, as a party involved, attracted the most attention.
The young director held his chin with one hand and looked at everyone's expressions as if they were facing a formidable enemy. It was funny: "Professor Chen Wende probably didn't believe this when he proposed it because it was too ridiculous, so I don't think there's anything to worry about."
Team leader Chi Mo frowned, thinking of the previous kidnapping incident: "But the movie "Crash" was released simultaneously in five galaxies. In case other countries..."
Pei Yi uploaded a statistical report to the conference room: "Don't worry about this. According to statistics, the proportion of foreign audiences dreaming is very low."
The young director shrugged, understanding what was going on.
After all, they are foreigners and have not been influenced by what they hear and see. Even if they like Chinese culture, they still lack an understanding of empathy in their blood.
Just like Chinese-style horror will always have a miraculous effect on Chinese people, every country has its own culture. Although Bang Sha is terrifying, it cannot resonate with them.
Yu Jing knocked on the table: "Why are you so secretive? Why don't you openly admit that I can control dreams? Do you think the audience will believe it?"
Everyone looked at each other in shock. If they had not joined this task force, their first reaction would be... disbelief.
The young director vowed: "Believe me, I often deal with the Internet. A blockade is worse than a sparse one. Covering it up will only reveal a guilty conscience. The audience is often prone to overthinking. If you put the answer in front of them, they will never guess the most ridiculous talent." it is true."
Everyone discussed for a while and thought that Yu Jing was right.
There are answers on how to deal with the audience, but there are still unsolved mysteries about Yu Jing's own situation.
Professor Chen Wende did not join the discussion and kept looking at Yu Jing's physical data. The mental power column in the research report was abnormally high. He clicked his tongue in shock: "Your mental power is growing too fast, which is why this result has occurred." .”
Yu Jing frowned: "Professor, do you mean that this will happen in future movies?"
It's okay once, but sooner or later the secret will be exposed a few more times, and then the audience won't be able to hide it anymore.
Unless he bids farewell to the career of directing completely in the future.
"So you have to learn to control it." Chen Wende narrowed his eyes and nodded at the man next to Yu Jing. "Pei Yi can control his body's mutation, and I believe you can too."
Yu Jing nodded thoughtfully.
Control your mental powers so that they are not so active?
He can now freely control the size of his evolved body. When he was young, he could shrink into a milk cat, which shows that practice is still useful.
"I will practice when I get back." He will never abandon his career as a director.
Xu Yuanbo rubbed his hands and winked at Yu Jing: "Practice requires practical operations, why don't you make some historical movies."
Everyone present paid attention to him.
Professor, the abacus can be heard in the neighboring galaxy.
Yu Jing shrugged: "The cycle of making a movie is too long, so why not make a popular science video?"
Xu Yuanbo was so happy that he almost danced in the conference room. The institute has made great progress in the Tang Dynasty data. It can be seen that the effect of popular science videos is the same as that of movies.
"Okay, okay, just concentrate on filming. I'll make a cameo next time." The old man patted his chest, obviously very upset about not being in the group last time.
This didn't matter, Yu Jing shrugged and agreed simply.
Popular science videos are not as troublesome as movies. You only need to shoot a few key shots. You must also pay attention to the holographic landscaping and try to restore the architecture of the time. The explanation also needs to be detailed. He needs to go back and study it carefully.
After the meeting, Yu Jing returned home and saw that netizens were still happily discussing various dreams. She was wondering why so many people were dreaming, so she simply logged on to Xingbo to tell everyone.
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The comment section, where the discussion was in full swing, was completely silent for three minutes.
When netizens realized what Yu Jing was talking about, they immediately laughed and cooperated with his joke.
[Okay, okay, you controlled it. Please let me have a dream of winning a million-dollar jackpot. I don’t want to work hard anymore_(:з」∠)_. 】
[I want to see the cheating man getting sores on his penis...]
[Kick off the boss and become the new owner of the company! Director Jing, you will surely fulfill my little wish! 】
[Go away, you believe such ridiculous things. Director Jing, ignore them. I want to become a god. This is the simplest request. 】
The comment area was filled with laughter and laughter. Everyone was nodding their heads, but no one believed it.
Yu Jing shrugged. Look, no one believed him even if he told the truth.
Speaking of which, in addition to the sequelae of nightmares, another sequelae is the psychological shadow that adults have on children.
The scene in "Crash" where the three evil spirits get into the old lady's belly is enough to create a psychological shadow for everyone.
The actor who played the old lady was a seasoned actor. After the wedding party, he immediately went to see a psychiatrist. When he saw his beloved grandchildren, he trembled all over. He couldn't even think of walking out in a short time.
Some parents complained on the Internet that recently they did not dare to offend their little ancestors. They refused to ask for anything, and even gave them money to avoid seeing their faces, which made them more and more lawless.
Some people also said that they do not plan to have children in the next few years because they cannot forget the image of evil spirits coming out of their bellies.
Yu Jing got tired of writing explanations for popular science videos, so she threw away her pen and wanted to go out to play.
When I opened the door of the villa, a wave of heat hit my face. All the flowers in the garden lowered their heads listlessly, and even the leaves were slightly curled. Dappled sunlight fell on the ground through the gaps, and the air seemed to be distorted a bit.
Yu Jing numbed her claws and quickly retracted her feet.
Even though he has an evolved body and is not as afraid of heat as he was last year, he still feels intimidated by this scene.
The main star of August is really too hot, the temperature has always been around forty-five degrees, and it is a miracle that he survived last year.
When Pei Yi got off work in the evening, the young director was so bored that he turned into a black cat and ran around the living room. Xiaolan was so scared that she squatted on the luxurious chandelier and didn't dare to get down, for fear of being pinned down by a hungry tiger.
The black cat suddenly braked and pounced on Pei Yi, saying in a cheerful tone: "Old Pei, let's go to Xinyunxing for vacation, and bring grandpa and grandma with us."
The main star is too hot and not much fun, but the new cloud star is more interesting.
Pei Yi responded to Yu Jing's requests and immediately turned on the optical computer to book tickets: "I have a manor on that planet, and there is a farmhouse nearby. Maybe my grandparents will like it."
Not only Xin Yunxing, but also Huixing also built a palace compound. The actor is determined to buy a house wherever his lover goes.
The manor in Xin Yunxing is very close to the mine, and the interior is full of fluoride stones, which are very good for people's health. It took a lot of effort to buy it.
But Yu Jing disliked it because it was too far from the city and there weren't many interesting things.
"I've been distracted while writing the explanations recently. I want to go to a livelier place. I'll go there later when I want to calm down and study."
The black cat rubbed back and forth in Pei Yi's arms, humming and coquettishly.
Rubbing and rubbing, he suddenly stiffened.
Pei Yi lowered his head in confusion: "What's wrong?"
As if she had seen something unbelievable, Yu Jing asked with a trembling tone: "Lao Pei, do evolved bodies also lose hair?"
There are a few black hairs stuck to the actor's white shirt, and it's shiny and clearly belongs to him. The confused little director even thought that the recent food seemed to be good and the fur was very slippery.
Pei Yi couldn't laugh or cry: "I can change my scales, why can't you shed your hair?"
He carried Yu Jing to the storage room and pulled out a large comb.
"Wait!" Yu Jing struggled hard.
Pei Yi couldn't help but laugh. He came to the living room and sat down on the floor, gently combing the black cat's fur. The force was neither light nor heavy, from the top of his head to his tail. Yu Jing gave up resistance in an instant, collapsed on the ground and let him do whatever he wanted, with a gurgling sound coming from his throat.
Two hours later, the black hair piled up like a mountain in the living room. Yu Jing was so scared that she turned into a plane and swung her tail in circles: "Damn it, are you sure you didn't shave me bald?"
The hair is still there, but I have lost a lot of weight.
Yu Jing flicked his tail and turned back with a bang, his expression was very distressed.
He doesn't want to become an evolved body in the short term, let's wait until autumn.
