Chinese director, Interstellar hits episode 268

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[Are you mentally ill too? This movie is a horror movie. I am afraid that you will be frightened, so I am reminding you. What is discrimination? 】

A special explanation put Yu Jing on the hot search list again.

Some viewers thought Yu Jing was discriminating against patients, while others thought he was making a mountain out of a molehill.

How scary can a horror movie be?

They can already watch paintings and zombies while eating without changing their expressions.

Their courage has been cultivated, and now they are fearless.

Ye Binhai also thinks so. The old man was once a famous Midas touch in the entertainment industry. All the directors and actors he praised will have outstanding achievements in the future.

After decades of absence, he came out again just for Yu Jing.

In addition to the big boss, he also has a new nickname among the audience - Yu Jing's bragging machine.

I don’t like to miss any of Yu Jing’s movies, and this one is certainly no different.

"Grandpa, Director Jing said, you can't watch if you are not in good health." Grandson Ye Lele blocked the door with sweating profusely, trying to prevent the old man from going out.

Ye Binhai argued: "I am in good health."

Ye Lele said nothing, looking at the wheelchair under the old man.

"This is just a means of transportation." Ye Binhai was very calm and controlled the wheelchair to go around his grandson.

"Anyway, I won't agree to it this time." Ye Lele was firm.

Whether it's Painted Skin or Liaozhai, this has never happened before, and Yu Jing can personally add this sentence. The movie itself is extraordinary, and it is better to be cautious and leave grandpa at home.

Ye Binhai waved his hands repeatedly: "Gungungun, I get annoyed when I see you."

He returned to the house angrily, slammed the door shut, and listened to the footsteps gradually walking away. He shook his head proudly and contacted the person in charge of Tianxuan website.

"Xiao Tao, show me the original film that [Crash] sent for review, and I promise it won't be spread."

The person in charge with two thick dark circles under his eyes said: "..."



With the help of hot searches, the movie "Crash" quickly spread across five galaxies, arousing the curiosity of many people.

The relationship between Mino and Donghua has always been very good, and Bota has been leaning towards them recently. The cooperation between the two countries is getting closer and closer, so the businessman naturally refuses to let go of this opportunity and buys the rights to release it simultaneously on various planets.

On August 1st, some netizens counted the number of movie theaters where "Crash" will be released soon, and their hair stood up in shock.

Eighty percent of the movie theaters in the five galaxies were showing the movie, and the packed seats were probably unprecedented and unprecedented.

As a horror movie lover, Shen Sang naturally didn't want to miss this grand occasion.

Chasing him all the way from Huapi to Fengdu, the man gathered countless companions with similar hobbies and established a house of horror. This time, he simply organized a team building.

Wearing uniform clothes, they made a big splash when they entered the cinema, making Shen Sang's chest straighter and straighter.

Seeing a group of grandparents, he said hello in a friendly way: "Grandpa and grandma, are you also doing team building? I've heard that Yu Jing has a group of elderly fans, but I didn't expect to meet them in this cinema."

Xu Yuanbo: "..."

Other professors: "..."

The young girl behind Shen Sang asked worriedly: "But Director Jing doesn't recommend that the elderly watch the crash. Is it really okay with you?"

Others scoffed.

"How scary it can be, it's just a gimmick that relies on the sound effects and the way the camera operates to achieve the purpose of scaring people."

Xu Yuanbo, who had read the script, said nothing. The professors who knew that Xing Zhengtian and Shi Song were on leave hehehe.

Coincidentally, the two groups of people were seated one behind the other. Seeing the serious expressions and upright sitting postures of the old people, the members of the House of Horror curled their lips and felt funny in their hearts.

After all, she is an old man and an old woman who has not kept up with the times and is actually afraid of a horror movie.

The light in the cinema changes from bright to dark.

The crackling sound of cannons was like thunder on the ground, exploding in everyone's ears.

Amid the red cannon paper flying all over the sky, a group of musicians walked slowly, beating gongs and drums, and the sound of suonas filled the sky.

The leading man was riding a tall horse, and his green military uniform made him look heroic. He had a red flower tied on his chest and kept waving his hands to pedestrians on both sides of the road.

Amid the cheers of the children, the eight-carriage sedan slowly landed on the ground, stirring up fine dust.

"It's time to pick up the bride! It's time to pick up the bride!"

There was another burst of crackling gunfire, and in the distance, several aunts gathered together and whispered.

"The young mistress of the Marshal's Mansion just died two months ago, and she got married again?"

"Oh, the handsome man and his mistress were so affectionate in the past. They married whenever they wanted. As expected, no man is honest."

"I'm just sorry for the young mistress's two daughters. I don't know if the new young mistress will like them."

"I was just wondering, can't the handsome man give birth to a son? The first two are both girls. I heard that the old lady prays to God and Buddha all day long and wants a grandson."

The day after the new lady arrived, the servants of the Marshal's Mansion finally met the new young lady when they were serving tea to the old lady.

He seems to be well-educated, calm and kind.

The old lady took the tea, took a sip, and nodded with satisfaction: "Xiu Min, Qian Kun is too busy and is often away from home. If you need anything, just ask your mother."

Shen Xiumin nodded slightly and turned to the others.

The old lady held a string of Buddhist beads in her hand and introduced slowly: "These are Qian Kun's two daughters, the eldest daughter, the second daughter, and the second daughter. Please call someone quickly."

The two girls seemed to be afraid of the old lady. They trembled and stood up quickly, timidly shouting: "Mother."

Shen Xiumin nodded uncomfortably. Although she knew that the handsome man had two daughters before speaking, she didn't expect that they were already seven or eight years old.

The old lady's expression darkened, she threw the tea bowl on the table and scolded: "You are the daughter of the Marshal's Mansion. You are so timid and cowardly. It's true that the girl's film will not be on the stage."

Shen Xiumin quickly smiled and said: "Mom, the children are afraid of life. They will be fine in a few days."

The old lady's face became a little better now. Sure enough, the daughter-in-law she chose was not wrong. She was smart and knowledgeable, and she was better than the last short-lived ghost. She only hoped that she could give herself a grandson as soon as possible.

"Those two are the aunts at home, the one with curly hair is the second wife, and the one with long hair is the second wife. You two come over and serve tea to the young mistress."

The curly-haired second wife curled her lips and poured a cup of tea reluctantly. The second wife apologized and said with a smile: "Mom, second sister, she has a stomachache."

The old lady quickly asked: "Is it available?"

The second wife's hands shook, and she lowered her head, not daring to look at her, and said in a voice like a mosquito, "No, it's Yue Xin who's here."

The old man frowned, swung his beads and left, cursing in a low voice: "The useless thing entered my door and didn't even lay an egg."

As expected, the Star audience exploded.

Although I know that people in ancient times valued their children and favored sons over daughters, I have never seen an old lady who goes so far.

Oh, I’ve seen it before, the old lady in Yuanyang Jie is just as disgusting.

"What's wrong with the girl? Aren't you a girl yourself?"

"Damn it, shouldn't you call a doctor if you feel uncomfortable in your stomach? How can you open your mouth and ask if you're pregnant?"

"This old lady is so disgusting. She wants to give birth to herself. It's the first time she's seen Yi Sun and she's going crazy."

Marshal Qian from the Marshal's Mansion had an ordinary appearance. The brothers who conquered the world together in the past all had children and grandchildren. He was unable to give birth to a son, so he was naturally very anxious and slept in Shen Xiumin's room almost every night.

A month passed, and the old lady's attitude became much colder when she saw that her new daughter-in-law's belly had not moved.

"Xiumin, your family has prosperous heirs. Do you have any secret recipe?"

Shen Xiumin was not in good spirits. She yawned nonstop and had to brace herself to deal with the old lady: "Mom, our family doesn't have any secret recipe. It's all nonsense from outside."

The beads were spinning faster and faster, and the old lady was angry and didn't like anything she saw. When she saw the second wife hurried back from outside, she slammed the table: "Where have you been fooling around! Peony, let me tell you, since you have entered my house Door, don’t bring in the theater stuff!”

The curly-haired second wife has always been hostile to Shen Xiumin and usually doesn't speak to her when they meet. Seeing that she is about to become a punching bag, she can only reluctantly explain where she has been.

"There is a new Taoist temple built over at Changteng Mountain. There are many dolls enshrined in it. I would like to invite one back. Maybe I will be lucky enough to give birth to a son and a half daughters."

The old lady immediately became energetic after hearing this: "Xiu Min, pack up, let's go take a look too."

Shen Xiumin came from a scholarly world and didn't really believe this, but she managed to divert her mother's attention, so she was naturally very happy.

Except for Qian Kun, the whole family of the Marshal's Mansion was dispatched. Under the escort of soldiers, they crossed mountains and ridges and came to the Taoist temple in great force.

The actor who plays the Taoist priest is Ji Xiunian, who is also an acquaintance of everyone. His role as the zombie Taoist priest last time was well received. He is old and seems to want to completely nail this role.

The old lady and her daughter-in-law first offered a stick of incense to the ancestor, and then donated a large amount of money for the incense, and then explained their intention.

The Taoist priest stroked his beard and thought for a moment, then led them to the side hall.

The altar is filled with dolls carved from stone.

"Taoist priest, what is this?" the old lady touched her heart and asked doubtfully. A rough count revealed that there were at least forty or fifty dolls.

The Taoist priest did not speak, but asked the two wives to kneel on the futon: "Let's see which doll is destined to you."

The two aunts kowtowed quickly. Shen Xiumin didn't believe it, but her mother was watching and could only do it.

One breath, two breaths...

On the altar, a doll suddenly trembled and hit Shen Xiumin's feet with a bang.

The Taoist priest held the baby in front of Shen Xiumin: "Young madam, this child is destined to you. Take it home and worship it well. It will bear fruit in less than half a year."

Qian Kunniang quickly asked: "Is it a boy or a girl?"

The Taoist priest was very embarrassed: "Old madam, I am not sure whether it is a boy or a girl, but I will definitely be pregnant."

It was better than nothing. The old lady quickly turned her attention to the two side rooms.

Unfortunately, no matter how much they kowtow, the dolls don't respond.

The second aunt tightened her handkerchief, and the more she thought about it, the more unwilling she became.

The wife in front died, and the commander promised to straighten her up, but the old man married another young lady from outside and came back.

She finally found out that there was a spiritual baby adopted in the Taoist temple, and Shen Xiumin took advantage of it. Why couldn't she!

"Taoist Priest, I can do it no matter how much it costs, as long as you give me a spiritual baby!" The woman took two steps forward eagerly, "I can make a golden body for the ancestor. Please grant me all my wishes."

"Second Madam, dolls have souls. If they don't want to go with you, there's nothing I can do about it."

"What kind of soul! It's just a stone doll! If you don't want to give it to me, you can just say so!"