Chinese director, Interstellar hits episode 230

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The camera pauses for a moment on the dead body, and then follows the middle-aged Taoist priest rushing into the forest.

Buckets of chicken blood were sprinkled on the ground, and the strong and pungent smell of blood finally lured the old zombie out.

The copper coin sword was much more powerful than the peach wood sword, forcing the old zombie to retreat step by step. Everyone pulled up the ink fountain and woven a giant net, trapping it in place, and finally burned it to death with fierce fire.

After it was over, Shen Liu breathed a sigh of relief and gave a rare compliment to the team leader: "You guys moved very quickly. Have you burned them all?"

Chen Ming laughed: "How could it be so fast? I'll help you first and burn the body later."

Shen Liu's movement of cleaning up the ink fountain suddenly stopped.

The camera quickly moved up to the village ancestral hall, where villagers killed by zombies were lying on wooden boards, with their families wailing beside them.

The corpse's fingers twitched and its eyes suddenly opened.

End.

The audience gasped in shock, jumped up from their chairs, and the volume unconsciously increased.

"Holy shit! Damn it! It turned into a zombie too!"

"This village is doomed!"

"Ah, ah, Chen Ming, that idiot who succeeds more than succeeds and fails more than fails, his lair is going to be destroyed!"

"Corpse poison... I finally understand why Shen Liu is so afraid of the old zombie. Not only because of his strength, this is a fucking mother virus!"

The screen fell into darkness and the cast slowly emerged.

The audience pointed at the screen, their whole bodies were trembling violently, and they shouted excitedly: "What about what's next? What's the plot below?"

"Halfway through the filming, it will be over sooner or later!"

"How is the ending of the village? Damn it, this is the first time I want to scold Director Jing."

The excited audience almost turned into huskies and tore down the seats. After hearing the news, the administrator rushed over, sweating profusely, to stop their crazy behavior.

Yu Jing had finished eating her popcorn. Seeing the audience's riot-like performance, she blinked: "Are you so excited?"

He is just imitating the Hong Kong movies from his previous life and leaving a suspense.

The bald guy in front is about to jump into the sky!

Pei Yi's expression was very strange, especially when he found that the young director didn't ask questions knowingly, but really didn't understand.

"There has never been a TV series with this kind of ending in StarCraft," he said tactfully.

Yu Jing said confidently: "Leave space for the audience's imagination. A freshly dead body will definitely be insignificant. Isn't it good to leave the rest to the audience's imagination?"

Pei Yi was silent for a moment, exhaled slowly, pulled Yu Jing up and left.

The cold-hearted actor felt sympathy for the audience for the first time, hoping that he would not be so angry that he would have a myocardial infarction.

Unsurprisingly, the exhumation of corpses in Xiangxi became a hot topic, and viewers who had not yet seen it were immediately heartbroken.

As soon as the hot search came out, the anti-fans who had always disliked Yu Jing suddenly felt that an opportunity had come, and jumped up and down in the comment area, gloating about her misfortune.

[You are always scolding me, doesn’t it look good? 】

[I just said that I should be obedient and go take pictures of Miaojiang. Now I’m fine. I’ve overturned. 】

[Wow, I’m so excited. Was the filming bad this time? 】

[Hahahaha, it’s okay to learn a lesson. The audience is your food, clothing, and parents. From now on, follow our wishes. 】

The audience who watched it were suffocating and did not help Yu Jing to explain, which made more and more people curious about what Yu Jing filmed.

Then, the movie tickets are reserved directly until two weeks later.

Of course they wanted to see Yu Jing's first overturned work.

After watching the show, there was another round of scoldings, but they were not scolding Yu Jing, but the first batch of viewers.

You don't have a fucking mouth, do you? It's fun to lie to people.

The movie is obviously very good to watch, and the suspenseful ending is even more unforgettable.

[Uncle Liu said that before a person dies, he is angry, suffocated, and sullen. After death, this anger will linger in the heart... If I die because of Jing's anger, I can transform into a corpse. 】

[Inner power can be used to practice martial arts, spiritual power can be used to cultivate immortality, and holding one's breath can transform into a corpse... Our ancestors are so magical! 】

[Driving corpses... is another custom that makes people feel chills. Were there really walking corpses at that time? 】

[Suddenly I felt that my ancestors’ life was really difficult! 】

Seeing that the topic was getting more and more crooked and the audience's imagination was getting bigger and bigger, Yu Jing, who had been watching the joke, found out her conscience and posted the latest news.

[Yu Jing V: The ancients believed that fallen leaves will return to their roots after death, which is where the profession of corpse chaser comes from. The real records are not that scary.

The exorcists will leave only the head and limbs of the corpse, with straw as the torso. Then a bamboo pole is passed through the sleeve and the deceased is taken back to his hometown.

Passers-by didn't know it and thought the corpse would jump, but in fact it was the corpse movers carrying bamboo poles while walking. 】

Yu Jing has always liked to tease the audience. Every time a movie is released, he never explains what the audience has misunderstood.

This is the first time.

Pei Yi teased him: "Why, your conscience finally found out?"

Yu Jing sat cross-legged on the sofa, browsing the audience's messages one by one, touching her chin and saying lazily: "If you don't explain, I'm afraid they will really use their brains to study the corpse."

After coming to Interstellar for a year, when Yu Jing feels that he has enough understanding of the brain circuits of interstellar people, this group of people can always refresh his knowledge.

Just look at the zombie. If he really uses his brains, the outside world will definitely say that he instigated the audience to desecrate corpses.

"Well, they should just study Feng Shui."

Chapter 128

Audiences who were not optimistic about zombies are really happy, but the angle of Zhenxiang is a bit crooked.

——They became interested in Feng Shui.

It's not that zombies are boring, but that there is a complete funeral process for interstellar people after death. The deceased is the most important person, and they don't want to make fun of the corpse.

Unfortunately, they wanted to study Feng Shui but could not find specific information. They could only occasionally find fragments of information from ancient records.

Xiangxi Corpse Exorcism has ended perfectly after one month of release, and the offline box office is on par with before. But after it was released on the Tianxuan website, the number of views reached a terrifying figure.

Only then did Yu Jing remember that five galaxies were connected to the Internet in real time.

Not only Donghua people are looking for Feng Shui, but alien viewers are also looking for it. After searching for so long and finding nothing, many people have a rebellious mentality and turn into old scalpers to plow the Internet diligently.

Yu Jing browsed the comments while running. She was stunned when she saw the crazy energy of netizens. She was almost thrown off the treadmill without paying attention.

He quickly adjusted his breathing and slowed down his pace, slowly changing from running to walking.

"What on earth do they want to do? Are they so free?"

Pei Yi was with him beside him. After running for an hour, there was no change in his breathing. He glanced at the comment casually, his expression as usual: "We all want to lie down comfortably and make money. Naturally, we are interested in the fortune-gathering in Feng Shui. Don't pay attention to it." .”

Yu Jing wiped the sweat from her forehead, pointed to some comments and said with a headache: "The problem is that they can just look for it in Donghua, so why are they harassing collectors from other countries?"

They are so disturbed that they are about to call the Internet police!

Pei Yi sneered: "The incident of Frank stealing Nuwa's ancient books has just passed. Everyone suspected that there were other ancient books missing, so they expanded the search scope."

Just as he was talking, Pei Yi's light brain suddenly flashed twice, he opened it and took a few glances. The message above made the actor frown slightly.

"I have to go out for something, and I will go back with you to visit my grandparents next time."

Yu Jing was too tired to speak, so she panted and waved her hand to signal him to leave quickly.

The footsteps gradually faded away, and Yu Jing gritted her teeth and walked for the last ten minutes. She didn't want to stay any longer after she came down, and walked out of the gym while holding on to the wall.

The legs were as heavy as lead weights. When passing by the living room, Yu Jing spotted the soft sofa at a glance.

After struggling for two seconds between taking a bath and lying down, the young director decisively chose to lie down. It wasn't until the pain in my legs subsided that I slowly got up and took a shower.

It was already the end of February, and the spring temperature meant that Yu Jing didn't have to wrap herself up in a ball all the time. She only needed to wear a coat when the temperature difference between morning and evening was too big.

After coming out of the shower, she found that it was almost time. Yu Jing wiped her hair casually, grabbed a coat and hurried to the garage.

Arriving at Lu's house, Yu Jing was surprised to find that there were guests today.

"Grandma Zhou, Grandma Lu, are you coming to see grandma for afternoon tea?" Yu Jing greeted the two of them happily.

The two elders often come to Ji Yasu to play mahjong, and they usually tease the younger ones. I don't know where they learned this habit. They like to stuff Yu Jing with gifts, which are all good things that are not available outside.

Lu Song smiled and waved to Yu Jing, motioning for him to sit over: "The company has newly developed a health product that is good for genetic diseases. I will come over and give some to your grandma."

Zhou Qiulu, who was next to her, was not to be outdone: "I have recently become obsessed with making perfumes. There is one that suits Yasu very well, and I just want her to try it."

Yu Jing paused and slowly raised her delicate eyebrows.

Is it an illusion? These two ladies are inexplicably enthusiastic.

You should know that although they have a good relationship with their grandmother, they still refuse to give in to each other when playing mahjong. The most serious one was when we got into trouble and didn't speak for three days.

When Lu Song didn't respond, Zhou Qiulu walked over first and pulled Yu Jing to sit down. He couldn't help but ask questions: "How is your health lately? You can't be careless as the season changes. It will be bad if you get sick."

Those who are mainly anti-customers feel like they are at home.

Yu Jing subconsciously looked outside the door. She was right. This was the Lu family, not the Zhou family.

Lu Song took a step slower and clenched his back molars in anger. Fortunately, she is the wife of the chairman of Yangsong Group, and not much else. Yinshui Stone has developed many health care products.

"Xiao Jing, the company has recently developed an improved version of Gu Chun Pills. It is a treasure that has not been released yet. I brought some for you."

Yu Jing was frightened by the two elders' voices that sounded like they were mixed with honey, and she tried her best to shrink into the sofa: "Grandma Zhou, Grandma Lu, don't be like this, I'm scared."

Ji Yasu came out of the kitchen with snacks and saw the two old sisters looking like dogs. She couldn't bear to look at them and frowned: "Ignore them, just think they have lost their minds today."

Zhou Qiulu raised her eyebrows and said, "You are out of your mind. I haven't seen Xiao Jing for a long time and miss him."

Yu Jing unceremoniously ruined the situation: "We just met last week, Grandma Zhou, and you still laughed at me for wearing so much."

Seeing that the topic was going astray, Lu Song quickly interrupted them: "Xiao Jing, Grandma Lu wants to ask, do you have any ancient books related to Feng Shui?"

With a flash of inspiration in his mind, Yu Jing finally understood the reason why Zhou Qiulu and Lu Song were so enthusiastic about him, and it was also because of Feng Shui.

It is said that the richer people are, the more they believe in Feng Shui, and this is also true for the investors and directors they came into contact with in their previous lives.