Chinese director, Interstellar hits episode 180

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Director Jing, are you sure you are filming a show and not looking for a cook?



When Cui Zichi returned to the studio, he became more and more angry as he thought about it. He smashed everything he could smash. He poured himself a glass of strong wine and drank it. He asked the helpless assistant: "Who is that fat man?"

The assistant secretly complained that Cui Zichi had a very bad temper and liked to hit people after drinking. Each assistant could not last for a week. Now it turns out that it is not a rumor.

"Sorry, I'll check it for you right now."

"Trash! Do you still need to investigate such a trivial matter?" A glass smashed at his feet.

The assistant acted quickly: "Wu Yue was born as a trash star and made a living as a side player. He has only worked in three movies since his debut. They are all unlikable characters and he is a low-level artist in the entertainment industry."

Cui Zichi was stunned for a long time. He was defeated by a sidekick?

Even though he has been banned for ten years and his fans have left almost half of them, the background is there and Yu Jing chose a supporting role instead of him!

He is worse than a sidekick!

Cui Zichi gritted his teeth and his expression became more and more distorted. After getting extremely angry, he calmed down.

"Go, let this matter out. Yu Jing filmed a food variety show, and the protagonist is a garbage star."

The assistant hesitated and didn't want to do it. Cui Zichi glared at him, which made the assistant tremble and he lowered his head and obeyed.

Fans who knew that Yu Jing had posted a recruitment announcement on the Tianshu APP were in disbelief when they heard the news.

[It’s a lie, where did the gossip come from? It’s illegal to spread rumors. 】

[It’s really not true. My friend went there. It was really cooking, there was no script or audition. 】

[Director Jing, wake up! I want to watch cooking and go directly to the food area to watch the chef explain it. Their explanation is much more professional than yours! You are very strict about how many grams of salt you add, so don’t just join in the fun! 】

[Food variety show... Director Jing innovates so fast, but it’s a pity that I’m not interested. Might as well watch (Let's Fall in Love), which Li Che is preparing for next month (Who is the Big Star) will also be released. 】

[Chefs must be clean. Is it really hygienic to let garbage stars cook? I heard that there is mud between their fingers. 】

[Damn it, what are you doing to the garbage star? If you continue to smear us, believe it or not, I will break your teeth! 】

Netizens are not optimistic about Yu Jing's variety show.

In order to prove themselves, they even went to the food area to repost the video.

Each of these instructional videos is no longer than three minutes and teaches everyone how to make delicious food in a concise and concise manner.

They really couldn't figure out how Yu Jing would make a short video into a variety show. Could he teach people how to cook without stopping?

Just thinking about it is hard to describe.

Regarding the divergent opinions on the Internet, Yu Jing didn't take it seriously at all and concentrated on filming the variety show. Wu Yue was extremely humble because he came from a lower class background. He would try his best to fulfill any request made by Yu Jing.

The two masters hope to become famous through variety shows, so they naturally try their best.

Three days later, Meng Xiaofeng, Wei Xing and others came to Jinxiu Tower and waved wildly to Yu Jing: "Director Jing, let's have a meal."

Yu Jing smiled slowly and turned sideways to welcome everyone in. The hall of Jinxiu Building was suddenly transformed into the form of a curved water cup.



The shooting and editing were completed in one go, and Yu Jing sent the original film to Tianxuan headquarters without stopping.

The sooner it is released, the sooner grandma can see it.

As a result, after three days of delivery, there was no movement at all. Yu Jing was worried that there was something wrong with the original film, so she went to Tianxuan headquarters.

Instead of meeting the reviewing editor, he was ushered into a conference room. There are dozens of large and small departments in the headquarters, and the heads of each department are secretly competing for traffic. Together with the editor-in-chief and review editor, the intricate network of relationships gives Yu Jing a headache.

"What do you want from me?" he asked the director of the film and television area.

The person in charge calmly explained: "There have been a lot of movies and TV series released recently, and popular TV series have been broadcast during prime time in the evening, so Director Jing's variety show time can only be pushed to 11 o'clock in the evening. If Director Jing is not satisfied with this time period, The release time of variety shows can be delayed.”

Yu Jing frowned, delaying the release time?

Grandma still had a poor appetite and only ate a little every day. In order not to worry Yu Jing, she would forcefully stuff things into her stomach. Several times Yu Jing saw her hiding in the bathroom and vomiting.

"No, it can't be postponed. I want the show to be released as soon as possible."

The person in charge nodded: "Then I'll offend Director Jing and broadcast it at 11 o'clock in the evening, okay?"

The person in charge with the Chinese character face opposite was expressionless: "Variety shows are niche after all, and it's good to be shown in the evening. Director Jing should shoot movies and TV series next time."

Yu Jing is not a fool, why can't he see that they dislike his variety show.

When Theater Palace was released, there was already a TV series playing in the prime time slot at 8pm. However, Tianxuan headquarters moved it to 10pm to make way for Theater Palace.

As long as there is traffic and enthusiasm in Tianxuan, everything is possible.

For a variety show with an unknown future, they obviously couldn't favor him at the risk of offending other directors.

And he also knew that the people in charge of each channel almost went crazy for the prime time slot at 8pm.

Seeing that Yu Jing didn't speak for a long time, the person in charge explained: "Director Jing's movie "My Ancient Life" opened another door for us, but variety shows are always a fledgling channel. It is normal that the traffic cannot beat movies and TV series. . Pioneers are always lonely. I believe you can make achievements on any channel. I look forward to the day when Director Jing returns to 8 o'clock."

Yu Jing rubbed the bridge of her nose, but she wasn't angry at all. She just reminded him tactfully: "Is eleven o'clock a little late? How about moving it to the afternoon?"

The person in charge of the Chinese character face snorted coldly: "What should you do with the movies of that time period? Do you want them to make way for you? Who can guarantee that filming will be smooth sailing? Just remember the lessons and not make the same mistakes again."

No mercy was left for Yu Jing.

Yu Jing laughed angrily. He originally meant to remind you, but he didn't expect to be misunderstood like this: "Okay, it's up to you. Don't blame me for not reminding you. If you are scolded, you can't come to me."

After making sure that there was nothing else to do, Yu Jing opened the door and left.

Others didn't take Yu Jing's words to heart at all. Whether it was a movie, TV show, or variety show, the audience would only scold the director if the filming was not good, so how could they scold Tianxuan headquarters.

The Chinese-character face scolding Yu Jing was so angry that he slapped the table: "Look, what kind of attitude does he have! Variety shows are already niche, and even fans are not optimistic about them. Being able to show them at 11 o'clock in the evening is the result we strive for. He That’s fine, I don’t appreciate it at all!”

The person in charge waved his hand: "Okay, all the films he has shot since his debut have become huge hits. It's just a moment of pride. Just wait until he changes his mind."

After returning, Yu Jing started promoting it under her account.

[Yu Jing V: All Flavors of Life will be released on Tianxuan Variety Channel at 11pm tomorrow night, so stay tuned. 】

Fans are the most tolerant group in the world. Even if they don't like Yu Jing's variety shows, they still tolerate the young director.

They forwarded the news to various platforms, coupled with various inspiring words and wild imagination, which indeed attracted a group of passers-by to Yu Jing.

[Oh, it’s finally here, Director Jing’s speed is as fast as ever. 】

[There will definitely be a wave of support, don’t worry. 】

[I'm going to find the seventh aunt and the eighth aunt to help Jing get more sex, hehe. 】

Soon, someone noticed something was wrong.

[Eleven o'clock in the evening? 】

【Fuck! Jing Dao has been firmly occupying the eight o'clock prime time slot since her debut. What happened this time? 】

[Silly boy, I told you that the overall traffic of variety shows is not good, and the food variety show is even more nonsense. Now it’s better, it’s been pushed to the evening slot. 】

[Laughing, even Tianxuan, who has read countless films, is not optimistic about it. No matter how bad your filming is, you should go back and make movies. 】

[Who forced you to watch it? Why are you here looking for a sense of presence? Get lost! 】

【Urgent, urgent! 】

Yu Jing didn't care what people on the Internet said, she just felt a little guilty.

"Grandma, eleven o'clock is too late. Let's watch the recording tomorrow."



Lei Zhiming stared at the messages scolding him on the Internet and took screenshots one by one.

"I'll write it down first. When the variety show doesn't turn out well, I'll go back and slap them all in the face." He began to take screenshots triumphantly.

Lei Zhiming is not a fan of any stars or directors, he just can't stand the behavior of fans in the entertainment industry.

The variety show is obviously not popular with the outside world, but fans just close their eyes and get excited about it. Just like a doting parent, my baby can never be wrong, he is always right.

vomit!

On the day when the variety show was released, Lei Zhiming was more anxious than anyone else and stayed at the Tianxuan website early in the morning.

At eleven o'clock, light music sounded on time. In the clean and bright kitchen, two men in chef uniforms were busy preparing.

The sound of chopping vegetables is like a dense drumbeat, and with a squeaking sound, bursts of attractive white smoke burst out of the ingredients when they are put into the pot...

A mature and steady male voice spoke from the side——

"People use five flavors to describe life, and the ups and downs, bitterness, and spicy constitute the various flavors of life..."

The editing of the title sequence is very high-quality, quick and not messy.

The main film begins.

The old man carrying the birdcage was walking in the ancient alley, and several children ran over, curiously chattering around the robot that delivered the express. An old woman opened the window and shouted to the children below: "Who left the breakfast at the door?"

The children dispersed in a hurry, and a message came from a distance: "Jinxiu Tower is open, and I will give it to my mother-in-law."

Lei Zhiming was stunned.

Isn't it a food variety show? Why does it feel like watching a movie?

The camera zoomed in quickly, and a maroon-red restaurant appeared in front of the audience. The endless stream of customers and the steaming steamer formed a lively breakfast scene.

The chubby man opened the door and walked in. He started ordering food in a familiar way. At the same time, the male voice explaining again sounded.

"Morning tea is the most popular in southern China."

"The history of morning tea can be traced back to the emperor's reign. Roadside stalls were set up for pedestrians to rest and provide tea and cakes... Later, the stalls were converted into buildings, and tea became a supporting role..."

The picture began to change to black and white, with simple roadside stalls, pedestrians coming and going, weird costumes...

Lei Zhiming knew that he was just recalling the origin of morning tea.

The science popularization with clear words and eloquent accent is not boring, but the shooting scenes are full of fun. Lei Zhiming was amazed when he saw it, and the magnetic voice seemed to have bugs crawling in his ears.

After the memory ended, the picture turned to the colorful modern world again. Listening to the bustling life and the interweaving aromas everywhere, the fat man swallowed his saliva, took the menu and started ordering.

The palm-sized steamer is nearly two meters high. When you open the lid, you will first see a burst of steaming mist blocking your view, followed by the attractively colored breakfast.

Steamed pork ribs with soft and glutinous bones and meat separated from each other, huge crystal shrimp dumplings with clear skin, crispy egg tarts, shaomai yellow in a cage of four, sizzling large pan-fried dumplings...

In Yu Jing's lens, they are small, delicate and attractive in color. The camera zoomed in, and the fat man took a bite. The crispy skin stuck to his lips, and the burnt aroma overflowed.