Twenty reports, all full of praise, and questions about Chinese monsters, none of them were analyzed according to Yu Jing's requirements.
"I asked you to pull the film for analysis, not to use it as a bragging machine like Mr. Ye Binhai!" The young director rolled the report into a paper tube and slapped them on the back of the head.
Yang Zhihao covered his head and bared his teeth: "Teacher, is it reasonable for you to ask kindergarten children to evaluate teachers?"
Yu Jing's face was expressionless: "There's no point in flattering me. Are you kids? All the reports are unqualified. Take them back and rewrite them."
After getting along with each other these days, everyone likes this little director who has no pretensions, and they also know his character of telling the truth, so they can only go back and rewrite in despair.
Yu Jing decided to make a few more Liaozhai films for them to draw.
"What scenes are needed this time? Has the actor recruitment information been released?" Chu Baixia asked him.
"Just use free images of the actors. One episode lasts about thirty minutes. It's just for them to do their homework. It doesn't have to be so formal."
Chu Baixia lowered his eyes. In order to let everyone do their homework, he specially shot the film. He was the only one in the entire galaxy. He suddenly felt jealous of the new directors.
As Yu Jing's assistant, he was already able to skillfully handle some unimportant things, such as applying for free portrait rights and constructing scenes. Yu Jing's requirements were not high, and Chu Baixia completed all the work in three hours.
【Lujian】
The Song family in Qingcheng has an only son who has a simple and honest personality and likes to make friends. Once, he and his friends got very drunk and made a bet to see who would dare to enter the Judge's Hall alone.
The ancients were the most superstitious, worshiping gods and fearing ghosts and gods. Breaking into the ghost temple in the middle of the night was almost frightening to the point where their friends turned pale and pissed.
Song Cheng had a silly character and went to the Judge's Hall with a lantern. At this time, the camera gave a close-up of Judge Lu.
The ferocious-looking statue looked down at everyone with its eyes rolling, and its gaze rested on Song Cheng for the longest time. Song Cheng laughed loudly: "Your Majesty, it's a pity that you have no connection with fine wine."
My friend said he admired me, but inside he was extremely jealous.
"It's just a statue on his back. What's the air? Who in the city doesn't know that Song Cheng is a fool."
"Indeed, after taking the provincial examination three times and failing, we are still willing to play with such stupid people. It is really tolerant."
Song Cheng was very angry when he found out, but there was nothing he could do about it, because he did have a low IQ as everyone said.
The judge brought him an exquisite heart with seven orifices to replace it with.
After being replaced, Song Cheng was simply smart and far ahead in knowledge, making the teacher speechless.
Unfortunately, after becoming smart, he became dissatisfied.
A poor and miserable family cannot compare to a rich and famous family, and a rude and ugly wife cannot compare to a wealthy family. Lu Bian couldn't help him with money, so Song Cheng begged Lu Bian to give his wife a beautiful head.
The judge almost asked Song Cheng to do whatever he wanted. He actually changed a woman's lifespan, let her die an untimely death, and stole her head on the day of burial!
The woman had a loved one who accidentally discovered the incident and committed suicide and came to the underworld to complain. In the end, Judge Lu was punished and Song Cheng also changed his mind.
It was once more painful to have something than to ask for it, and soon Song Cheng became crazy and finally paid the price for his greed.
Yu Jing completed the filming in just one day. The next day, he brought the short play to the classroom and played it on the big screen for the new directors.
"It's other stories in the Liao Zhai series."
One sentence made everyone's expressions light up, stretching their necks forward like turtles, and their eyes widened.
The short play lasted about fourteen minutes, and the new directors gradually became fascinated and immersed in the plot.
Yu Jing looked at their serious expressions and nodded with satisfaction. The door at the back of the classroom opened a crack, and it was Miao Guan, Xu Anxian and Heping Yi who came over after hearing the news. The two of them hunched over, careful not to make any sound.
Ping Yi is old and suffers from osteoporosis. He dare not bend down, so he can only lie on the crack of the door and watch. The sneaky look made the young director twitch his lips and turn his head away from him.
Yu Jing pinched the bridge of her nose: "Director Ping, come in if you want to take a look."
Is being unreliable contagious?
He was such a mature and steady director when he came, but now he has more contact with young people and has gradually evolved into an old naughty boy.
Ping Yi coughed and stroked his beard, then swaggered to the front and sat down.
At the end of the short play, Yu Jing asked the new director: "What do you think?"
Yang Zhihao raised his hand instantly, eager to try.
"No need to raise your hands, everyone can speak freely."
As soon as these words came out, the new directors immediately started chatting.
"The reincarnation that the ancients talked about turns out to be like this: the Book of Life and Death, the Judge's Pen, Meng Po Soup, and the Reincarnation Platform!"
Yu Jing paused and glanced at Yang Zhihao who was speaking from the corner of his eye.
"This is unscientific! The judge's pen can be used as a scalpel!"
The young director clenched his fingers, and the joints gradually turned white.
"Tsk, tsk, as expected, human nature cannot stand the test, and greed will definitely not end well."
Veins sprouted from Yu Jing's forehead.
"Although the stars can change hearts, changing heads... the ancients really dared to think about it."
The young director couldn't bear it anymore. Gu Xun came back to the world, banging his head like a woodpecker, and his roar echoed in the classroom——
"I want you to see the shooting techniques and the way the camera is moved! Who asked you to watch a movie! You are the director, how come you like divergent thinking as much as the audience!"
Yang Zhihao covered the aching back of his head, his eyes still staring at the big screen, feeling hurt...
"Director Jing! Teacher! Play it again!"
Click.
Yu Jing smiled and broke the pen in her hand.
Damn it, no one told him that being a teacher is so difficult!
…
When this episode was released, the audience almost went crazy laughing.
What a group of shy and shy children at first, they have evolved into funny ones in a short period of time. Even the respected director Ping Yi is quite lively, but Yu Jing is probably the poisonous one.
besides--
[Director Jing, you are partial, we want to see it too! 】
[I filmed a special episode of Liaozhai for students. Why didn’t I meet such a dedicated teacher when I was in school? I felt so sour that I felt like I had eaten ten pounds of lemons. 】
[I want to see Judge Lu, don’t force me to kneel down and beg you. 】
[You can feel Director Jing’s hatred of iron being incompetent through the screen, but if it were me, I’m not in the mood to analyze, I just want to watch the movie hahahaha. 】
[This group of students expressed what I was thinking. That writing brush is so magical. It can write, draw, and be used as a weapon. It can even be used as a scalpel! 】
Painted Skin was simultaneously screened online yesterday. Audiences who didn't get tickets couldn't wait to click in, and then exited trembling with fear.
Click in - scare out - click in again -
As the night passed, many people came to the variety show with red rabbit eyes. Before they could howl and draw scary faces, Yu Jing released another short drama from the same series.
The variety show cut Judge Lu into pieces, leaving the audience confused and finally asking for the full show under Yu Jing's account.
Scary?
No, no, no, we are joking, please judge Lu!
Yu Jing was so troubled by them that she had no choice but to put on the skit and told the timid audience to stop.
Audience: Please call me Niu Hulu, audience!
Don't scare anyone, just watch the painting a few times. After evolution, everyone has nothing to fear.
Some people proudly said that the horror movies of their ancestors were nothing more than that, and the painted skins were nothing to be afraid of.
Faced with this realization, Yu Jing smiled slightly and said nothing more.
At the end of the second episode of the variety show, the new directors once again filmed a short play for five teachers to evaluate.
After the last guidance, most people have made significant progress, and their shooting techniques are much smoother.
Only Zhuo Xiuwei slipped from second place last time to eighth place.
"It's not fair! I didn't regress!" Zhuo Xiuwei was furious. It was clear that this shooting was no worse than the last time.
In front of the live broadcast camera, Yu Jing showed no mercy to him: "Yeah, you haven't regressed, but everyone else is making progress, naturally leaving you far behind. You really did well after winning second place. Do you need to calm yourself down and reflect on your shortcomings?”
Zhuo Xiuwei's heart skipped a beat when he saw him, and he bluffed: "Of course!"
A program only gets ratings if there is conflict. The director cut the camera to Yu Jing's side, and for the first time the audience discovered that the young director has such a sharp side.
He leaned back on the chair as if he were boneless, with no smile on his delicate face. His dark eyes looked sharply at Zhuo Xiuwei, pointing out all the shortcomings sharply.
It was only at this time that people could no longer regard him as a 22-year-old young man, but as an experienced gold medal director.
Zhuo Xiuwei lowered his head in embarrassment and retreated into the crowd.
Commenting on Yang Zhihao, Yu Jing couldn't help laughing. With his guidance, Little Sheep finally took control of the audience and was not overshadowed by the actors.
As for the skit about "Fraudulent Fundraising", Yu Jing liked it very much.
It is said that wars broke out frequently, and the emperor forced conscription, requiring every strong man from every household to go to the battlefield. The protagonist's father died on the battlefield and his mother became blind. He was worried about his mother and decided to disobey the emperor's order.
In order to avoid officers and soldiers, he pretended to be sick, fell into a trap, and acted like a fool...
The back-and-forth trials between the two sides always made the audience laugh. Even Yu Jing couldn't hold it back and leaned on her chair with joy.
After reading it, Yu Jing gave Yang Zhihao the highest score.
He asked Yang Zhihao: "Do you plan to make comedy films in the future?"
Yang Zhihao nodded hesitantly, looking at Yu Jing hopefully, hoping to get confirmation.
"Ancestors have a saying, I think you can think about it carefully." Yu Jing restrained her smile, "The core of comedy is tragedy. An old gentleman once said - I want to write the saddest tragedy, which is full of shamelessness laughter."
The two-step short drama filmed by Yang Zhihao has a strong sense of irony, and in Yu Jing's view, the future is limitless.
Yang Zhihao murmured these two words and nodded vigorously.
When Yu Jing arrived at Xia Yifeng's place, her claws were numb.
Xia Yifeng's short plays have strong personal characteristics and a sense of literary sadness. When he no longer relies on ancient books and information, the short dramas he filmed are very gratifying.
A young general and a noble daughter met as young men. After getting engaged, a war broke out. The general went off to the battlefield, leaving the heroine to wait in the mansion day after day. In the end, the flowers bloomed and the moon shined.
The sadness that was narrated gradually accumulated in the heart, making people feel a sense of despair.
