"Grandma, are you going to rest here tonight?" When Yu Jing got out of the car, he noticed Ji Yasu's flash of reluctance from the corner of his eye. He stood by the car and bent down, winking at the grandmother in the car.
Ji Yasu was surprised and happy, and turned the steering wheel towards the parking lot. In the elevator, the boy who used to stay up late at night and act like a hero looked at Yu Jing again and again.
Yu Jing tilted his head: "Xu Lu, what's wrong?"
The boy became energetic: "Director Jing, remember me!"
"Yes, I'm very impressed." Yu Jing added maliciously, "The unlucky guy who stayed up late at night and hovered on the lake was eventually shot down as a bird."
Xu Lu was furious: "I was role-playing!"
Ji Yasu was watching the two children bickering from the side. When the elevator reached Yu Jing's floor, Xu Lu asked, "Director Jing, who is this aunt?"
"It's my grandma."
grandmother? The Lu family?
Xu Lu blurted out: "Then why didn't the Lu family help you when Yu Sui'an suppressed you?"
Ji Yasu, who drank a little wine at dinner, turned pale instantly. She twitched her lips and said slowly to Xu Lu: "Because we are unqualified..."
Yu Jing interrupted her: "Because they were traveling through the star field at the time and could not communicate with the outside world."
That's it.
The child pulled Ji Yasu to complain: "Grandma Lu, let me tell you, Yu Sui'an bullied Director Jing terribly back then. When you come back, don't let him go."
Yu Jing smiled sullenly: "Go, go, kid, don't talk nonsense, have you finished your homework?"
He pushed Ji Yasu out of the elevator, waved to the child, opened the door, and the lights in the living room turned on. Ji Yasu has been silent. She is obviously only in her seventies, considered middle-aged in the world, but now she looks like an old man.
Yu Jing accidentally discovered that Ji Yasu had white hair on her temples.
"Grandma, don't listen to the kid's nonsense. I'm not the type to take advantage of others. I'll take revenge on the spot. Now my life is back on track and everything is over." Yu Jing pulled her to the sofa and snuggled into her arms gently. .
Ji Yasu's heartbeat calmed down little by little: "Good boy, you have grown up and become a very good adult."
A neighbor who has only met a few times can defend him against his injustice, which shows how much everyone likes Yu Jing.
When Lu Yang and Ji Yasu came to visit, Yu Jing had cleaned the second bedroom and bought a lot of daily necessities in it. Ji Yasu turned around and found that her grandson had prepared everything for her, and she became more and more cheerful.
The two of them were watching a TV series and the other was sorting out scripts and drawing storyboards. In the quiet living room, there was only the rustle of the pen tip rubbing against the paper, and a warm atmosphere flowed quietly in the room.
The old house of the Lu family.
Lu Yang came back from the company and found that there were only servants in the huge living room. He pinched the bridge of his nose and asked the housekeeper next to him: "Where is the madam? Didn't you bring the young master back with you?"
The housekeeper shook his head: "Madam said that she would spend the night at the young master's house tonight."
Lu Yang was sitting on the long dining table, feeling that the food in his mouth was increasingly difficult to swallow. He took a bite of the seafood pancake, chewed it twice, put down his chopsticks and went upstairs.
The steward was surprised: "Master, where are you going?"
After a while, Lu Yang went downstairs carrying Ji Yasu's clothes and toiletries. He said with a serious face, "I'll give her a change of clothes."
The butler opened his mouth but wisely did not answer.
Half an hour later, the robot welcomed Lu Yang into the living room. The stern man in charge of the Lu family, wearing glasses, coughed lightly: "I'm here to give you clothes."
Ji Yasu rolled her eyes fiercely where Yu Jing couldn't see her. She was a duplicitous man who made excuses even if he wanted to live at his grandson's house.
…
Today is the day of the release of Harem Simulation. Many viewers have been looking forward to it and lamented that they have finally waited for this day.
Bian Ning was more excited than anyone else.
He was originally a game enthusiast. When he got home from get off work, he would not only watch dramas but also play games. Unexpectedly, his favorite theater was actually adapted into a game.
When he got home from get off work, he threw away his briefcase and walked around the living room barefoot. When the time was up, he immediately went to the official website of Huancheng Technology and downloaded the harem simulation into the holographic cabin.
Like Hua Ruo, he subconsciously chose a male when choosing his identity, and became a little eunuch sweeping the royal garden, responsible for cleaning up the rocks and weeds in the garden every day.
"Have you heard that Concubine Su is on a diet recently because the emperor noticed that she had become much plumper when he stayed in her palace?"
"Really?"
"Of course, all the empresses in the palace are laughing at her, saying that she wants to imitate Concubine Yang, but it's a pity that the emperor doesn't like it."
There were two maids whispering behind the rockery in the garden. Bian Ning's eyes sparkled and he quietly approached with a broom, hoping to hear some gossip.
"You bitch! You're talking about the master behind your back. Come on, drag out twenty big boards!" The palace maid carrying the food box yelled loudly.
The two maids crawled from behind the rockery and knelt on the ground, kowtowing desperately: "Sister Zhi, please spare your life, I will never dare to do this again."
At this time, Bian Ning stood there stupidly and conspicuously. The palace maid obviously regarded him as a member of the gossip: "Drag him down."
Bian Ning was shocked. He didn't expect to die in the first ten minutes.
He did not believe in evil and logged in again. This time he did not eavesdrop, but honestly cleaned the house. Feeling the urge to urinate, he quickly crossed his legs and looked for Gongfang.
I took off my pants and was about to pee standing up like before, but my hand was empty.
Bian Ning: "!!!"
Where is his bird!
He rolled down the line and ran to the official forum. Unexpectedly, the first three pages were occupied by posts about looking for birds.
[My balls are gone, damn, what’s going on with Huancheng Technology? You dare to sell defective products. Believe it or not, I’m going to file a complaint against you! 】
[Haha, I felt like I was missing something, so I subconsciously took off my pants to check. Unexpectedly, the emperor was right next to me, and he was beaten to death with random sticks. 】
[Grandma, I peed my pants, and I peed while squatting! 】
[The wind blows and the eggs are cold, but it’s even colder if there are no eggs. @Huancheng Technology, please come out and explain, otherwise I will block you in the building. 】
At this time, Yu Jing appeared with a certified account.
[Yu Jing V: There is no mistake, the eunuch was walking in the harem, and the emperor performed physical castration to prevent someone from cuckolding him. 】
The first batch of players were shocked.
Unexpectedly, the eunuchs had their dicks cut off alive. They grinned and subconsciously covered their lower bodies, always feeling a chill lingering there.
There were also curious players who logged into the game again and took off their pants to observe, causing the empresses and maids in the harem to turn pale and screams resounding through the sky.
Bian Ning was silent for a moment, logged out of his account, and chose the palace maid when he logged in again.
He was lucky enough to become the eldest maid next to the imperial concubine. He only had to direct the operations of the palace every day, and the heavy work was not his turn.
Bian Ning said proudly: "This is nothing special. I guess I will be able to pass the level soon."
One day, the emperor arrived, and the imperial concubine was surprised and ordered the kitchen to prepare a table of delicious food.
"Your kitchen skills are getting better and better. Everyone in the palace loves the guinea fowl in your palace." The emperor praised with a smile.
In order to attract players in the harem simulation, the emperor's model is young and handsome, and the palace concubine's model has bright eyes and white teeth, which can definitely attract a large number of handsome people.
The maid played by Bian Ning stood beside the imperial concubine, staring at the emperor's face and lamenting the exquisite modeling of Huancheng Technology, but did not see the anger flashing in the imperial concubine's eyes.
After eating and drinking, the emperor joked to the imperial concubine while sipping tea: "The imperial concubine is clever and clever, and the maids around you are also very beautiful. I am very happy to see her. How about making her a permanent presence?"
The imperial concubine pinched her palm tightly, but she said with a coquettish expression: "Isn't the emperor afraid that I will be jealous?"
When the emperor left and Bian Ning was about to retreat, the imperial concubine immediately changed her face and slapped her hard: "Bitch, how dare you blatantly seduce the emperor while I'm still here! Come on, get this charming bitch to seduce the Lord. Drag him down and kill him with a cane!"
Bian Ning looked numb and didn't even bother to struggle.
He died again.
When I ran to the forum and took a look, there was a lot of wailing.
[Nah, I just said a few words to the npc palace maid. The crazy woman with acne on her face suspected that I was an undercover agent for poisoning her, so she killed me without saying a word! 】
[It was revealed that the person in my family poisoned others made me the scapegoat, which made me laugh to death. 】
[Now I know that someone will test the poison before the concubine eats. 】
【What's wrong? 】
[I was the one who tested the poison and was poisoned to death QAQ. 】
[Thanks to all the bosses, I'd better choose the palace concubine, at least I won't have to die so quickly. 】
[Wake up, palace concubines have to serve and compete for favors. If you don’t have IQ, you will die faster. 】
A group of people did not believe in evil, so they chose the palace concubine in the casting again. Unexpectedly, a woman who became an emperor would be even more unlucky. Framing and framing the blame were common.
Bian Ning did not believe in evil, so he canceled his account and chose the role of the palace concubine. This time he became a noble person. At night, the emperor turns over his green card. The game will definitely not let the player actually go to bed, just click to skip.
Then, the next day he was killed by his jealous concubine.
Bian Ning: I really want to curse.
Player statistics showed that on the first day they logged into the game, someone died a total of eighty-seven times!
Even so, countless players plunged into it again after dying.
This is such a spirit of becoming more courageous with every setback, which makes people feel inferior.
After dying again and again, the players became abnormal.
Their goal has also changed from surviving/being a beloved concubine/becoming a queen... to killing the emperor.
Why are there eunuchs in the palace? Because the emperor is afraid of being cuckolded. Why is the death rate of palace ladies so high? Because they have become cannon fodder in the harem. Why do ladies fight to the death? Because of the resources in the hands of the emperor.
In short, it's all the emperor's fault!
Perhaps it was because the death rate in harem simulation was too high, which aroused a group of people's rebellious psychology. The popularity of this costume game was rising steadily, and it soon became a popular game.
Even theatergoers who were not interested in the game were curious enough to join in. In the end, they died too many times and fell into the pit of perversion.
The audience sighed.
[As expected of Yu Jing’s participation in the game, it’s a good place to check in without watching the palace battles and enjoying the scenery. 】
[Can I make money? Players who are addicted to food will cry, I always die on the first step. 】
[The palace version of My Ancient Life, also known as a fancy way to die. This should be @深圳@天云... I instantly recalled the experience of being killed by villagers. 】
[Haha, Yu Jing is not letting go at all. The characters of those NPCs are amazing. Standing in front of them really feels like facing ancient people. 】
[Kneeling down every now and then is so suffocating. For the sake of your knees, everyone should rush hard! 】
Later, the game was updated with an online version, and this group of players who were determined to kill the emperor gathered together.
