[It would be nice to have it, but it didn’t exist before. 】
Only then did they remember that they had followed the director who liked to confront the audience. A group of people quickly shut up and clicked on the highlights to watch intently.
…
In the virtual space, at night in the Forbidden City, Meng Xiaofeng, who plays a concubine, uses the script as a fan to drive away the buzzing mosquitoes.
While driving her away, she shouted to Yu Jing: "Director, you don't need to be so meticulous in your modeling. Things like mosquitoes shouldn't exist at all."
Yu Jing tilted her head. While he was hesitating, a mosquito landed on Meng Xiaofeng's face. She slapped it hard with a crisp sound, and half of her cheeks suddenly swelled.
Yu Jing was stunned by her cruel actions: "You didn't slap the other concubines so hard!"
The next scene was a scene where Meng Xiaofeng slapped someone else's opponent. The audience saw Meng Xiaofeng standing in front of Xu Zhi and slapping the person to the ground. The heroine held her cheek, feeling three-quarters aggrieved and seven-quarters angry, and her performance was vivid and vivid.
From a different angle, they discovered that the slap in the face was simply a borrowed position. This group of people had amazing acting skills, and they were worthy of being trained by Yu Jing.
The audience almost died laughing. Meng Xiaofeng slapped people everywhere in the theater. The audience also nicknamed her the Slap Man. Unexpectedly, except for the slap she received, there was no one victim.
…
Tian Yun, who plays the queen, is crying to Yu Jing.
"Why do you think my role is a queen, Director Jing, but you think I'm old? I'm only 33, even younger than Sheng Tao! The roles I've taken recently are either aunties or mothers, and I want to play a little girl, QAQ."
Yu Jing looked indifferent: "Okay queen, no problem queen, I will definitely be queen next time."
Tian Yun: "..."
She ran away holding her heart full of holes.
[Hahaha, why did I just discover today that Director Jing has such a venomous mouth? I just pity Tian Yun for a second. 】
[I repeated it three times, oh my god, he is so cute. 】
…
Theater Palace ran into trouble when filming the first scene.
Lu Yao, who plays the role of a noble concubine, came out of the changing room, holding up something with a confused look on his face.
"Director, what is this?"
The bottom was white, and the top looked like a boat, with delicate embroidery patterns. Lu Yao bent his fingers and tapped it lightly. There was a dull sound, and it was very strong.
Yu Jing, who was looking at the set modeling, said casually: "Those are shoes."
Lu Yao was horrified.
shoe?
Don't be fooled by others, the embroidered shoes wrapped with red beans and red mirrors don't look like this!
She took off her original short boots and put on these 'shoes'. The feeling of being suspended in the front and back and supported in the middle made it impossible for her to walk. Her whole body was stiff, like a babbling baby, full of confidence in the road under her feet. panic.
Yu Jing took the time to look at her: "You'll get used to it after just two steps."
Lu Yao took a deep breath and took a step forward as if he was about to die.
With a pop, she knelt on the ground.
Not only Lu Yao, but also other female artists. On the first day of filming, the crew was filled with screams of agony.
"Give me a hand!" "Ahhh, I hate it!" "My ancestors are so good at tossing things."
Yu Jing held her forehead. Unexpectedly, on the first day of filming, the first thing she learned was walking.
The audience laughed like crazy. They didn't expect that the filming process in the theater would be so chaotic.
[Hahahaha, I feel ashamed of myself when it comes to tormenting myself. My ancestors are so awesome. 】
[I don’t believe it, just go to the shopping platform and place a single pair of shoes. Sisters, wait for my good news...]
[Where are the people? 】
[I fell unconscious. I also bought the peripherals of the theater, but I never dared to wear them_(:з」∠)_. 】
…
"Crack!" Yu Jing was furious, her fingers trembling crazily.
"Meng Xiaofeng, what are you doing?"
Meng Xiaofeng looked like she wanted to die. She didn't look directly at the emperor this time, she didn't make any noise while eating and drinking, and her walking posture was swaying. What else was the director dissatisfied with?
She sighed, took off the flag head and leaned in front of Yu Jing, desperate: "Let's fight."
Don't get really angry.
Yu Jing was not polite and smashed the ancient xun into it. There was a loud bang that made the audience grimace, but everyone in the crew looked like they were used to it.
[Wow, are you so irritable? The little angel of reality and the devil on set! 】
[Hahaha, I feel like the young director is about to be driven crazy by a group of actors, but yes, everyone doesn’t understand ancient times, so it is inevitable that they will make mistakes. 】
[It must be an ancient artifact. Although it was a virtual model, I recognized it at a glance. 】
[Don’t be surprised, I, Director Jing, also use ancient artifacts to defend myself in real life. It is said that I even used a suona to hit Conley before. 】
[I heard that the stalker was beaten violently with a pipa, but he didn't feel bad at all. 】
Yu Jing grabbed Meng Xiaofeng's paw. The concubine only wore armor on her little finger and ring finger, but she had it on all five fingers.
His face was expressionless: "What do you want to do, COS Jiuyin White Bone Claw?"
The audience who has been following "Young Heroes" every week did not expect that there would be a link-up, and once again they laughed like crazy.
…
When Sheng Tao learned that all fifteen actresses were his wives, he knelt down to Yu Jing with a bang.
Especially on the day of the draft, he was sitting on a high dragon chair, with the beautiful girl below him. He danced excitedly and yelled to Yu Jing: "Thank you, the director, for giving me so many wives."
During the filming, in order to please the emperor, the concubines in the harem tried their best.
Today, this person cooks and washes his hands to make soup. Tomorrow, that person will embroider the sachet by hand.
From time to time, they would be jealous of each other. As the object of competition for all the beauties, Sheng Tao was sandwiched between them, and he could not help but grin, feeling like he was in a state of elation.
In the early stages of filming, Sheng Tao was walking around like a balloon.
As the harem struggle escalates, he can no longer float.
Killing someone with a borrowed knife, robbing flesh and blood, buying maids, overcoming drugs, blowing pillows...
All kinds of bloodless means of killing people were displayed in front of him one by one. As an emperor, he was involved in almost every step.
Including but not limited to - accepting what is ignored and being used as a tool to demote and upgrade concubines.
Looking at the smiling beauties in the crew, he shuddered, fell to the ground with a thud, and did not dare to float again.
Especially when beauties approached him with smiles on their faces, this man with a figure comparable to a fitness instructor actually felt weak in his legs.
After every shooting, Sheng Tao felt as if there was a ghost chasing him behind him, wishing he could stick to Yu Jing's body all the time.
His common phrase also changed from 'try hard to please me' to 'the director waits for me'.
[Hahahaha, is it so miserable? 】
[No wonder when Yu Jing recruited male actors, he specifically named them to be able to tolerate the kindness of beauties. 】
[At the beginning of the drama, everyone was saying that Sheng Tao was so lucky, but now it seems that I can’t afford this kind of luck. 】
[Poor child, I will never call you a dog emperor again. 】
[After watching the behind-the-scenes, I feel that Sheng Tao is not an emperor, but a piece of fat meat that every woman wants to take a bite of. 】
[Actually, I was envious at first, but now I just want to kneel down when I see those women. 】
Chapter 51
Yu Jing has never underestimated the acumen of interstellar directors.
Sure enough, a workplace drama was released the day after the drama ended. Even the advertising slogan was "a workplace struggle drama comparable to the drama", and it was openly and openly popular.
The audience burst out laughing after watching the behind-the-scenes footage, but they didn't expect Yu Jing's crew to be so tormented by him. When I saw that the advertisement carried the tag of Theater Palace and that the promotional video was based on real workplace experiences, I curiously clicked on it.
Yu Jing was bored and joined in the fun, wondering how the director of Interstellar would film it.
The drama is over, and the three episodes of "The Boys" are playing steadily every week. Yu Jing suddenly fell into a state of doing nothing.
He sighed to the robot: "In the profession of director, when you are busy, you wish you could have the ability to clone yourself, and when you are free, you can grow hair."
The robot stood at the door of the second bedroom, staring at the macaw in the birdcage, and politely suggested: "If Mr. Yu is bored, you can change Young Knights to five episodes a week."
Yu Jing paused and got up from the sofa. When did robots become so articulate? Also, its attention to the birdcage is a bit unusual, and sometimes it will fumble around the cage, as if checking the condition of the birds.
If Yu Jing hadn't stopped him, this guy would have wanted to remove the treatment lamp.
"02, have you upgraded the core program again?" Yu Jing sat cross-legged on the sofa, supporting her chin with one hand, praising it lazily, "It's becoming more and more human."
The robot silently shut up.
"Do you like birds? Is it because you don't have a bird that you look at it all day long?" After living with a robot for so long, Yu Jing is a bit unscrupulous in his speech. Anyway, the robot has no sense of shame.
A line of code flashed quickly in the robot's eyes, and the robotic arm hanging by its side shook slightly.
Not sure if it was an illusion, but Yu Jing felt that the temperature in the living room suddenly dropped a lot. He rubbed his arms and turned the temperature up a little.
The robot turned into standby mode. Yu Jing curled her lips in boredom and ran to read the introduction. The release date of "The Internship Queen" has not yet been determined. There are a total of five heroines. From the time they first leave school to work hard in the workplace, they have to go through a lot of overt and covert struggles.
"Tsk, although there is innovation, it's not much." Yu Jing was very disgusted.
Although he made a few remarks in the live broadcast room, the new drama will not be able to escape the shadow of the theater for a while. Just like in the movie "The Queen of Internships", all the names and surnames are girls. Why, don't men have to go through workplace struggles?
Yu Jing was broadcast live yesterday, and the new drama was released today.
Yu Jing was willing to be defeated by this resolute speed.
Several of the heroines were artists who participated in the live broadcast casting, and the director is very opportunistic.
I just don’t know what to do with a hastily written script.
