Chinese director, Interstellar hits episode 71

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Hua An opened the box and took out a small green bottle and something maroon that looked like a bracelet.

Hua Yingying always felt that these things looked familiar, but she couldn't remember where she had seen them. Her friend reminded her softly next to her: "The theater is in the palace."

The girl suddenly realized that this was not the snuff bottle in the theater and the walnut and Buddhist beads bracelets that the emperor loved.

Fortunately, it is better to be addicted to peripheral products than to be addicted to health products.

but……

"Those businessmen are so fast!"

Yu Jing has never doubted the businessman's keen sense of smell. At the end of the first episode of the drama palace, his backstage received a copyright fee. After searching on the shopping platform, he understood where the money came from.

Looking at the sales volume, there are already hundreds of thousands.

After the filming ended, the relationship between these actors developed rapidly under Yu Jing's pressure. Yesterday they were discussing where to get together for a finals banquet.

"Director Jing, the wedding banquet is the wedding banquet!" Sheng Tao howled at Guang Nao, "Everyone has been put through a lot these days, shouldn't we make up for it?"

Yu Jing's face was expressionless: "Which one is worse off is you or me? Even the etiquette teacher has to make a guest appearance."

Sheng Tao glanced around with guilty eyes, but he didn't dare to look at Yu Jing. Yu Jing is not a stingy person. The actors have really worked hard these days for filming: "You guys choose a place. I don't know about this. Just send me the address when the time comes."

Over there, the actors who listened to the conversation between the two cheered loudly and raised their hands enthusiastically to express their desire to poor the director.

Finally, he chose a hotel with good privacy. When Yu Jing arrived, he saw many familiar faces in the hotel.

He was thoughtful and asked Sheng Tao: "Is this a gathering place for the entertainment industry?"

The first to twentieth floors are places for gatherings and meals, while the upper floors are entertainment venues for massage, playing ball, bathing and other relaxation areas.

They said it was to embarrass the director, but in fact everyone was very grateful to Yu Jing and finally chose the buffet on the twelfth floor. The lobby manager freed up area A to entertain them, and a group of people chatted and laughed while choosing what they liked.

Tian Yun patted Sheng Tao on the shoulder: "Let's go, follow Director Jing to find something delicious."

Sheng Tao trembled and took three steps back.

"What are you doing?" Tian Yun wondered.

Sheng Tao's tone was very weak: "Please, stay away from me recently."

Now that he sees a group of women gathering together, his legs feel weak. He recalls the excitement he felt when filming in the theater. Now he just wants to run as fast as possible, as far away from these women as possible.

Tian Yun said angrily: "You died by taking the elixir, not by me. What are you afraid of?"

The problem is that I am scared when I look at you now!

The Theater Palace is a crew where yin is strong and yang is weak. After filming, except for a few eunuchs, Sheng Tao can only play with Yu Jing. In the later stages of filming, he did not dare to provoke the women in the crew at will, and quietly followed Yu Jing. A plate serves as a tail.

"Is the food here delicious?" Yu Jing asked Sheng Tao in a low voice.

Sheng Tao put something on the plate and gave him a thumbs up: "Don't worry, this is absolutely delicious, otherwise I wouldn't have brought you here."

After having been filming for so long, Sheng Tao has come to understand the young directors around him. He is not good at robotics. He is too busy and can only eat takeout. When he is not working, he likes to look for delicious food everywhere.

When Yu Jing heard this, he immediately put a lot of shrimps on the plate. He ran around and quickly attracted the attention of everyone. Several male artists came over to say hello to Yu Jing and Sheng Tao.

"Director Jing, we are really destined. Are you here for the wedding banquet?"

Yu Jing nodded. The plate in his hand was a bit heavy. A handsome young man next to him who looked like a sunny puppy quickly said: "Director Jing, let me help you get it."

"No, you go back to eat quickly, so that your companions won't have to wait too long." Yu Jing avoided their hands. They were all in the entertainment industry, so it was better to be cautious.

Sheng Tao smiled evilly and kicked the little dog in the face, mocking: "The filming is over. Now it's too late to please the director."

The little puppy's cute appearance was broken, and he bit Sheng Tao's hand and glared at him fiercely.

"Do you know each other?" Yu Jing was surprised.

"We are contracted artists of a company. Our manager wanted us to form a group to debut, but unfortunately I was kicked out because I was too good-looking." Sheng Tao explained to Yu Jing with a shrug.

Seeing that they were so familiar with each other, Yu Jing simply called people over to play together. There were so many people and it was lively.

Yu Jing sat quietly in the corner, slowly picked up a piece of fish and put it into his mouth. The delicious taste made him squint his eyes with satisfaction. A group of people were noisy in front of them, and I don’t know who started it. They started drinking together.

"Director, come have a drink!" A male artist who played the role of a eunuch always lost in guessing games. After being fed a bottle of wine, he gradually became bolder and ran towards Yu Jing with the bottle in hand.

He walked crookedly, tripped over a chair when he came to Yu Jing, and knelt down in front of Yu Jing.

Yu Jing peeled off a lychee: "Well...it's not the New Year yet, so you don't need to make such a big gift."

A burst of laughter broke out in the silent area A. The male artist turned red with embarrassment and wanted to plunge into the floor.

Someone started the conversation, and the group of people got angry and said: "Director, come and drink with everyone."

Sheng Tao's friends are all lively and get along well with each other even if they are not filming together. They followed him and encouraged Yu Jing to come drink. Although Xingxing is also an adult at the age of eighteen, Yu Jing still confidently told everyone: "I am only 22, so I can't drink."

He is the youngest among a group of people, and everyone's idea of ​​revenge can only be aborted.

After drinking too much, Sheng Tao's friend hugged him and howled: "You're so lucky, you got into director Jing's crew."

The other two people also hugged Sheng Tao and said, "Although there are not many scenes of the emperor appearing in the palace, it feels really good to be surrounded by beauties. There are so many women who are jealous of you."

"I envy my dead father."

A mouthful of wine spurted out from Sheng Tao's nostrils, and he didn't bother to wipe his clothes. He raised his head in horror and saw that the dinner table had suddenly become quiet. All the actresses stopped what they were doing and looked at them with smiles.

I instantly dreamed back to the finale of the theater.

With a pop, he knelt down directly.

The friend asked him loudly: "What's wrong with you?"

Sheng Tao: "...the legs are weak."

A group of people were very drunk after drinking until early in the morning. Yu Jing rolled his eyes when he saw them staggering around. He asked the lobby manager: "Is there any room available?"

A few actresses who were still sober quickly waved their hands: "Let the hotel take us home, so we don't have to stay in the hotel."

Yu Jing looked at the lobby manager, who nodded affirmatively: "Director Jing, our hotel provides delivery service."

After taking anti-alcoholic medicine, everyone sobered up a bit. They sat on the bus provided by the hotel and lamented the shooting situation in the past few days. Yu Jing took them home one by one and felt relieved.

Tian Yun lived a little far away and was the last one to get off the bus. The anti-hangover medicine didn't work on her, and when she got out of the car, she couldn't tell the difference between east, west and north. Yu Jing had no choice but to help her into the community.

"Which floor do you live on?"

Tian Yun was stunned for a while before answering: "No. 1, Floor 16, Building G."

On the sixteenth floor, Yu Jing rang the doorbell. A middle-aged woman opened the door and was startled. Yu Jing quickly explained: "Auntie, she drank too much at the wedding banquet."

Tian's mother nodded and took her daughter over, and asked Yu Jing with a smile: "Young man, do you want to come in for a cup of tea?"

"No, I'm going back to rest."

Tian's mother felt that Yu Jing looked familiar, but considering her daughter's identity as an artist, she might have seen her accidentally somewhere.

After watching Yu Jing leave, she didn't help her daughter to the room. Instead, she pushed her daughter onto the sofa.

There were only two wall lamps emitting a faint light in the large living room. A dog barked from upstairs, and a group of people slowly came forward and surrounded Tian Yun on the sofa.

Tian Yun fell into a deep sleep. After several days of shooting, she was exhausted and even snored.

This group of people, both old and young, looked at Tian Yun who was sleeping deeply with doubts on their faces.

"what to do?"

"Tian Mu, are you sure her spiritual body is a sheep?"

"Oh, you are so heartless. You were sent back drunk."

Tian Yun's mother was very angry and yelled at them: "Can my own daughter still be unclear? She is a sheep! Don't just watch two TV series and act blindly. They are all acting!"

As if to prove her words, Tian's mother shook her sleeping daughter crazily: "Xiaoyun, wake up, mother has something to ask you."

Tian Yun drank a lot of wine and felt extremely uncomfortable in her stomach. She opened her eyes and muttered: "Mom, I want to sleep."

"I know, you need to change back to your evolved form before going to sleep."

Tian Yun didn't understand what she wanted to do, so he hummed twice and transformed back into his evolved form. A sheep as tall as a human was nestled on the sofa, his ears twitched twice to cover his eyes, and he continued to sleep soundly.

Tian’s mother: “Look, I just said she was a sheep, now it’s time to believe it.”

These people are all good friends of Tian’s mother and know that she has an artist daughter. No one cared about it before, until two days ago, Tian’s mother recommended the theater to her friends in order to support her daughter.

"Aren't we curious?" The neighbor's wife smiled coquettishly and turned on the optical brain to let Tian's mother read the latest topics on the Internet.

After the third and fourth episodes of The Theater were played, the concubines were offline, and three other crazy concubines appeared.

A concubine who is extremely possessive and does not allow others to interfere with her own things, and Yu Ling, who is evil and steps on her sister to get the upper hand, and is double-dealing.

...and the queen who thinks about leaving her mother and leaving her son every day.

In the play, the queen played by Tian Yun is nearly forty years old and has no children of her own. In order to consolidate her status, she always wanted to have a child by her side. She is so good to Song Concubine and tolerates Song Concubine's crazy provocations in the harem, just for Song Concubine. Concubine’s belly.

"Whether it's Concubine Song or Su Yan," the empress said the scariest words in the kindest tone, "It doesn't matter who the emperor likes, I just want children."

The audience was puzzled by the Queen's crazy desire to have a child.

[Take a look at the crazy woman in the palace. 】

[After watching the movie, I felt a chill down my spine. There were so many unpredictable ways to harm people. I was frightened by the meticulous thinking of these women. The only thing I don't understand is why the queen took action to kill Song Bin. There was no conflict between them. 】

[The Queen said that she wanted a child, but Concubine Song faked her pregnancy, so she got nothing out of a bamboo basket. She must be angry. 】

[So, if you want to have a child by yourself, it’s not impossible for the emperor to do so. 】

[Is it possible that the queen is too old? The average life span in ancient times was only over forty. 】

[Laughing, the Queen’s behavior of snatching children everywhere reminds me of an animal, an ostrich. 】

[Hahahaha, I’m a sheep! 】

At first, it was just a joke among some netizens, but later it spread, and netizens who had not watched "My Ancient Life" took it seriously, thinking that Tian Yun's evolved body was really an ostrich.

Tian Yun's acting skills are good, and she vividly expresses the madness of wanting a child. Even the neighbors who watched her grow up were led astray, and they suspected that Tian Yun's evolved form was an ostrich.

——As we all know, ostriches are animals that go around robbing other people’s children.

After sending a group of neighbors away, Tian's mother looked a little worried at the sheep on the sofa. The evolved form was too big for her to hold, so she simply put a blanket on her daughter, yawned and went back to the bedroom.

As she walked, an idea flashed in Tian's mother's mind, and she finally remembered why the young man who sent her daughter home looked familiar.

"I forgot to ask the follow-up!" She slapped her thigh in frustration.

Tian Yun woke up sleepily the next day, kept his evolved form and walked to the bathroom. He bumped into the door frame with a bang and woke up.