The lack of skills at work made Yu Jing a little irritable. He subconsciously reached into his pocket and took out the ancient xun. The surface of the ancient vessel made of clay was uneven and had a slight graininess.
All the actors were frightened and skillfully covered the backs of their heads. This thing was so gray when it hit her head that it was hard. Yu Jing had no sympathy for her. Even if the actress couldn't meet his requirements, he would still dare to hit her on the head with the round xun.
"Yunqing, why are you drinking mouthwash!" Yu Jing roared, with a subtle breakdown in Qinglingling's voice, which frightened the actresses who played the maidservants into trembling, and their hands holding the tray were trembling slightly.
Meng Xiaofeng, who played Yun Qing, was a bachelor. Seeing that Yu Jing's chest was heaving because of her anger, she was afraid of making Yu Jing angry, so she ran all the way and stretched her head in front of Yu Jing with a look of wanting to die: "Here you go, smash it." Bar."
He looks like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water.
Yu Jing squeezed the ancient xun tightly and really smashed it, making a loud bang that made others grimace.
"What a stupid head!" Yu Jing said angrily. Meng Xiaofeng's helpless eyes made him unable to hold back. He pointed at the bamboo leaf teacup on the table and said angrily and funnyly, "This is for you to rinse your mouth. It’s not for drinking!”
"Rinse your mouth!" Meng Xiaofeng was shocked. She carefully held up the tea cup. The porcelain white cup was painted with bamboo leaves. The delicate touch was smoother than the skin. Meng Xiaofeng sighed at the exquisite modeling and it was unbelievable, "You said Is it filled with mouthwash?”
If such ancient artifacts really existed in real life and were put up for auction, I would probably be able to buy a small courtyard in Xin Yunxing!
Yu Jing pointed to a bowl of tea held in the hand of the last palace maid, with an expressionless expression: "That's for drinking. First rinse your mouth, then wash your hands, and finally drink the tea. When drinking tea, don't point the cup lid towards your face." .”
Meng Xiaofeng twitched the corner of her mouth and suddenly felt that the tea cup in her hand was a little hot: "...the life of our ancestors is really exquisite."
High technology covers all aspects of interstellar life, and due to the influence of their evolved bodies, they behave carelessly. This kind of exquisite and cumbersome life simply makes them uncomfortable.
Yu Jing covered his face and took a deep breath. There was no etiquette teacher in the Star. These rough Star people almost drove him crazy.
What follows is even more desperate.
“You can’t make any noise with chopsticks!”
"Don't drink water in a gulping manner!"
"The handkerchief was waved too much!"
"That one is not allowed to look directly at the emperor!"
After half a day of filming, Yu Jing's voice became hoarse and the actor was exhausted mentally and physically from the torture. Especially the fifteen actors who participated in yesterday's live audition. They were all high-ranking concubines or famous characters in the play, and they received Yu Jing's special attention.
Sheng Tao, who played the role of the emperor, watched with fear. When Yu Jing was free to run to drink water, he sneaked up behind the young director and asked in a trembling voice: "Director, do you want me to practice standing first?" Posture or sitting posture?"
Yu Jing wondered: "What are you practicing? They practice these because they want to please the emperor. You don't need to practice."
Practice these to please the emperor?
Sheng Tao touched his chest and felt relieved. He didn't need to practice it. He was dizzy just standing aside and watching. It was hard for the actresses to persevere.
Proud and a little gloating at the same time, Sheng Tao ran to Tian Yun, who played the queen, and winked at her: "Practice hard. The director said you are practicing this all to please me."
Coincidentally, he and Tian Yun played husband and wife in Acacia Red Beans, and became husband and wife again in The Palace.
Tian Yun, who was in a daze, looked at Sheng Tao silently, silently took off his shoes from the bottom of the flower pot, and hit him hard: "Get out!"
The bottom of the flower plate is simply an anti-human design. It's not so tiring to wear high heels. The ancestors can really torment themselves.
The key is to wear these shoes and practice your walking posture. Keep your back straight and strive to be dignified and elegant. Damn it!
Standing posture, sitting posture, the way to eat, the steps to wash...these rules are simply perverted to the eyes of interstellar people.
The actor, who had Yu Jing's roar echoing in his mind, raised his hands tremblingly: "Director, do you want to practice sleeping postures?"
The corner of Yu Jing's mouth twitched: "No need for this."
The actresses breathed a sigh of relief, but before they could relax, Yu Jing said: "The rest time is over, let's start filming the bedtime scene."
Actresses: "Bedtime attendant?"
What the hell?
Yu Jing explained: "It is to fulfill the marital obligations and serve the emperor to sleep."
In order to prevent the actresses from worrying too much, he even explained a few more words, fearing that these interstellar people would misunderstand. Unexpectedly, the actors were very generous, and they were relieved to know that they were only filming the scene of lying on a bed.
Don't learn any rules when it comes to sleeping.
Then they were wrapped into spring rolls and carried all the way to the emperor's bed.
Actresses: "..."
Oh shit!
Sheng Tao nestled comfortably in the bed and watched the eunuch put the actress next to him. He didn't have any bad intentions, he was just a little vain. When he saw the actress's eyes burning, he looked over and bared his teeth in a smile.
There is no harm without comparison. The actresses recalled that they were physically and mentally exhausted from learning the rules, but Sheng Tao watched the show with his legs crossed, and the fire in his heart could not be suppressed no matter what.
Fortunately, their professionalism is good. No matter how MMP they feel in their hearts, they always look shy on their faces.
The spring rolls changed one after another, but only the male protagonist remained the same. Yu Jing made up her mind to shoot the scene of her sleeping with him in one go. After several times, Sheng Tao stopped laughing. He lay on the bed and murmured to himself thoughtfully: "Why do I feel like I am the one being raped?"
The next day, Sheng Tao's free and unrestrained days came to an end.
Although the drama "Palace" is about palace battles and the emperor is just a tool, the scenes of him handling government affairs are always filmed.
Get up at three o'clock in the morning, pay greetings, have breakfast, go to court at seven o'clock, listen to politics, and approve memorials. At noon, you will also listen to lectures and meet with ministers. In the evening, you will go to the concubines to let them sleep.
"What do you mean they are sleeping with me?" Sheng Tao hugged the dragon chair and howled loudly like a rogue, "Obviously I am sleeping with them. After a tiring day, I just want to rest and not find a wife."
Yu Jing dragged the man aside by his legs, very ruthlessly: "It is also the emperor's responsibility to carry on the family line."
…
In the warmly decorated room, Su Li finished her day's shooting. The first thing she did after leaving the holographic cabin was squatting outside her friend's shooting cabin, waiting for her to get off work.
She held her chin with her hands, her eyes were bright, as if she had a lot of questions.
Di——
The light of the holographic cabin changed from red to blue, which indicated that the working time was over. Su Li refreshed and moved closer. The hatch slowly opened, and Lu Yao climbed out of it in a daze, looking at his friend blankly.
"Yaoyao, what's wrong with you?" Su Li asked worriedly, why did she feel like her body had been hollowed out.
Lu Yao slapped his face hard, and his fair skin immediately turned red: "I'm fine, I'm just a little tired."
She staggered towards the living room, with Su Li chirping behind her like a follower: "Yaoyao, tell me, which wife of Sheng Tao are you?"
Rumors spread throughout the entertainment industry that selecting fifteen actresses was not enough. Yu Jing was still looking for a wife for Sheng Tao.
The girl walking in front froze and said in an erratic voice: "This... we can't be divided into first-come, first-served. We are all the emperor's wives."
Director Jing said that she was not called a wife, but a concubine. Forgive the interstellar people for being ignorant. They really didn't understand the difference between a concubine and a wife.
"At the same time?" Su Li raised her voice and almost hit the ground with her chin. If she married so many people at the same time, she wouldn't be afraid of being caught by the police... Oh no, Director Jing was filming another costume drama this time. Maybe it was really possible to marry at the same time in ancient times. So many women.
Su Li asked cautiously: "Is Dao Jing's mental state okay?"
She is not the only one who has such doubts. I am afraid that the entire entertainment industry is in shock. Yu Jing has found so many wives for the male protagonist. She is really not afraid that the male protagonist will be exhausted and die.
Lu Yao nodded hesitantly: "It should be... okay?"
He was the first to run after get off work and looked lively.
"Have you counted how many wives the male protagonist has? Do you have many roles?"
Yu Jing always said on the set that there are three thousand beauties and three thousand harems. Lu Yao was too tired and couldn't turn his head around for a while. He said slowly: "There are three thousand in total. I have a high status. It is said that I am a noble concubine."
Snapped--
The tea cup in Su Li's hand hit the ground, and transparent water stains slowly spread on the floor, making her eyes wide open.
Three, three thousand? !
…
#元璐Crazy#
Hot search terms exploded. Ten o'clock in the night was the time to surf the Internet. Many people were lying on the bed or sofa watching videos after eating and drinking. The popularity of the live broadcast that allowed viewers to participate in character selection a few days ago has not yet passed, and everyone's curiosity has not subsided. When they saw the entry, they clicked in curiously.
Why is Yu Jing crazy again? It can't be crazier than asking the audience to cast a role...right?
Damn it!
[Skyline Entertainment: It is rumored that Yu Jing has chosen a total of 3,000 wives for the male protagonist in the new drama! 】
Many people's hands slipped and their brains were hit directly in the face. They covered their noses and got up from the bed, exited and re-entered, but the news was still hanging there.
There are already tens of thousands of comments below.
[Editor, it is illegal to spread rumors. 】
[This... is really not a rumor. I have a friend in the entertainment industry who told me that it is true. After the live broadcast, Yu Jing was still looking for a wife for the leading actor. 】
[What on earth is he after? He is still stimulated. He has three thousand wives. Are you prepared to change them every ten minutes? 】
[It’s crazy. He was so praised by the audience. Did he think that the filming turned out to be rubbish and the fans also bought it? 】
[Go away, when he was filming the variety show, you said he was crazy, but later the ratings proved everything. The audience voted to make a movie about love and disgust, and you said he was crazy, and then Yuanyangjie scolded him for leaving the circle. Are you coming now? In your mouths, I, Director Jing, are floating around every day, right? 】
[Laughing to death, I, Director Jing, am a balloon in your eyes, floating around all day long. 】
[But it’s really strange that he chose three thousand wives for the male protagonist. 】
A group of people were fighting fiercely under the hot search.
Yu Jing has never disappointed fans, so fans believe in him unconditionally. Passers-by felt that what Yu Jing was doing was absolutely nonsense, and the war spread to more and more people, and finally even tore up Yu Jing's account.
Yu Jing was about to go to sleep when she was woken up by the review editor.
"Anyway, everyone will know when the TV series comes out." He hugged the quilt, and his upper and lower eyelids kept fighting. During the day, he not only had to shoot, but also instruct the actors on etiquette. He was so busy that he couldn't squeeze out any energy.
The review editor is a middle-aged man. His calm personality made the headquarters decide to send him to work with Yu Jing, a young director. When he saw Yu Jing's appearance, in addition to sighing secretly like a child, he also had to persuade him earnestly:
"They are already really angry. It's all because of you. If you don't appease them, I'm afraid it will lower the impression of passers-by."
Yu Jing reluctantly opened her eyes and fumbled to turn on the optical brain. In a daze, she did not log into Xingbo, but instead clicked on the wrong live broadcast.
Fans who had been reminded swarmed over and were about to ask Yu Jing what was going on when they saw the young director burying his face in the pillow and moaning, like a kitten that was having a tantrum because it didn't get enough sleep. The question suddenly got stuck in his throat.
In the past, fans only paid attention to Yu Jing's movies. For the first time, they discovered that the young director has a good appearance that is not inferior to that of entertainers in the entertainment industry.
Thick black eyebrows, a straight bridge of the nose, and upturned thin lips. The crow-feather-like eyelashes are clearly visible in the camera, trembling gently like butterfly wings. A pair of hazy black pupils are shining with tears, looking wetly. Watching them.
The anger in the audience's hearts suddenly seemed to have encountered a spring rain, and was quietly extinguished.
"What do you want to ask?" Yu Jing hugged the pillow and yawned lazily.
[You are so beautiful... No, did you really find 3,000 wives for the hero? 】
[Shit, please speak softly, don’t scare the kids. 】
