Chinese director, Star Wars Episode 42

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Yu Jing huddled on the sofa and slapped the sofa: "Please explain clearly, what do you mean by begging me to let go of romance movies? Are the romance movies I make so bad?"

Too lazy to argue with him, Yu Manman asked Yu Jing to post the storyboards online for fans to see, and Yu Jing did so. Anyway, there were only a few storyboards, and they were still drawn with stick figures, so she was not afraid of exposing anything.

[Yu Jing: I have nothing to do to think about my next movie. What do you think of my drawing? 】

There are five storyboards in total. The stick figures on them are very close, either hooking each other's arms with their hands, or wrapping their feet around each other's bodies.

In the eyes of fans, they are like glue.

In view of Yu Jing's previous three movies, fans immediately thought wrong.

【Is this the next movie? 】

[Director Jing, can we let the romance movie go? 】

[Please go and take other pictures, stop falling in love. 】

[The expression of a high school student doesn’t want to fall in love these days. Thank you, Director Jing. 】

[Ahem, take good care of your health first. Don’t be in a hurry when making movies or something. I... No, you take your time first. 】

[Ah, yes, yes, is Director Jing going on vacation? How about I recommend two good places to you? 】

There was an overwhelming response in the comment area, and Yu Manman spread her hands to Yu Jing: "Look, it's not just me who thinks this way, everyone does it too."

The damage caused by the Yuanyang Tribulation was so great that most people did not recover.

The beautiful almond eyes widened slightly, and Yu Jing was a little confused in a rare moment. He subconsciously asked Hua Yingying for confirmation. The girl looked at the sky and did not dare to look at him at all.

Yu Jing: stare——

The atmosphere in the living room was frozen. The temperature was obviously high enough, but the two girls still felt cold under Yu Jing's gaze.

The appearance of the nanny robot broke the dead silence. The white robot had a human-like shape but its skin was made of metal. It looked like a sparkling object in the sun. In the quiet living room, Yu Jing even heard the beeping of the mechanical operation inside its body. Beep.

"Sir, it's time for...breakfast." The robot was stuck for two seconds. At nine o'clock, it didn't know how to calculate this meal.

The robot checked from the Internet and found that if you lose too much blood, you can eat more internal organs. In addition to various bird's nest medicinal materials sent by the person in charge of Orange Heart, the finished products delivered to the restaurant include stir-fried pork liver with leeks, white fungus, bird's nest and snow clam soup...

Yu Jing didn't pay attention, and invited the two girls to sit down and eat together. He picked up a bowl of seafood porridge and sniffed it gently. The faint fragrance on the tip of his nose made him feel relieved, and he couldn't wait to take a sip.

After taking a sip, Hua Yingying asked him: "How is it?"

Yu Jing chewed the scallops and nodded, saying vaguely: "It's okay."

The two people opposite felt relieved, picked up their chopsticks and took a bite...

silence.

Hua Yingying clenched her chopsticks tightly and almost punched Yu Jing in the face. Is this okay?

It’s obviously terrible to eat!

Having seen the robot's cooking skills, Hua Yingying gloated and made a cheering gesture to Yu Jing: "Eat slowly."

He took his friends and ran away.

In the kitchen, the robot was diligently cleaning the pots and wiping the kitchen. Yu Jing blew the cold seafood porridge and drank it in one go. She always felt a fishy smell in her mouth.

How can something produced by mechanization be delicious?

After eating, Yu Jing went back to bed and lay down, almost falling asleep with his eyes closed. The blood loss caused him a lot of trouble. Not only did he feel cold all over, he was also drowsy. His brain seemed to be filled with paste, and his thinking was much slower.

When he woke up, the setting sun cast a golden glow on the buildings outside the window. Yu Jing stared blankly for a long time. He slept very comfortably, even the cold soles of his feet were warm. He stretched his body as much as possible and turned over in bed.

In the dark room, a gray shadow stood beside the bed, which frightened him to a sudden cardiac arrest and he sat up suddenly.

"01, what are you doing?" Yu Jing touched his pounding heart and said angrily.

Robot 01: "Sir, I am monitoring your body temperature and heartbeat. You have been sleeping for too long. I need to determine whether you are sleeping normally or fainting."

Well, from nine in the morning to six in the evening, he slept a bit long.

The robot replaced Yu Jing's slippers with fluffy grizzly bears to prevent him from catching a cold, and gave him some clothes to put on him. If Yu Jing hadn't refused, it would have even wanted to carry him to the sofa and then into the kitchen.

Yu Jing randomly selected a movie and played it as background sound, and began to search for the keywords of Yuanyang Jie.

"Yuanyang Jie" is still on Tianxuan's monthly list, with a high number of clicks, far behind the second place. Yu Jing knows that the success of this movie is inseparable from Tianxuan's vigorous promotion, and there are also Yu Sui'an prototypes addition.

While wandering around, Yu Jing accidentally clicked into the Children's Fort.

"Eh?" Just as he was about to row away, Yu Jing saw Yuanyang Jie's tag and was stunned.

As the name suggests, Children's Fort is a gathering place for parents. Here they discuss and share interesting things in life and how to educate their children. Why did the mandarin duck disaster appear here?

Yu Jing became interested.

[Xiaoshu’s mother: Please give me some advice. My daughter is in love and is giggling at a pair of bracelets all day long. She is in the critical period of her senior year in high school. How should I advise her? 】

[You can’t tear it down by force. My guy ran away from home for half a month before coming back. When I found him, he became the number one cat cafe! Stupid son, I wanted to beat him to death right then! 】

[It's a bit troublesome. I'm in the rebellious stage. At worst, I'm afraid that she'll have random thoughts. At worst, she doesn't care at all. 】

There are a lot of complaints underneath, saying that it is difficult to raise rebellious children, and some families with bad tempers will directly use evolved bodies to do it. In the end, the neighbors called the police and received criticism and education from the police... The dense parenting experience is depressing. Jing's eyes turned black and she searched for a long time before she found Yuanyang Jie.

[You guys get out of the way and let me do it. In this case, I suggest Yuanyang Jie do a trick. 】

Everyone is asking what the Mandarin Duck Tribulation is. The netizens gathered here are all parents. Work and children occupy the focus of their lives, and they don’t know much about the Yuanyang Tribulation that has caused a lot of commotion on the Internet.

Until someone told them that Yuanyang Jie is a love movie.

The poster was angry, but you didn't say anything unless you came up with an idea, and you even added fuel to the fire by showing her daughter a romantic movie. She was so angry that she yelled at that person.

The floor owner who recommended "Yuanyang Jie" was also angry. He was kind-hearted and gave you some advice. Unexpectedly, he was scolded so much that the two people criticized each other in the comment area. Finally, the owner became so angry that he said he would show his daughter "Yuanyang Jie" at night. , scold again if it doesn’t work.

After Yu Jing read the post, she turned off the camera in a state of tears and laughter, and understood why fans did not let him film a romantic drama.

This is probably a psychological shadow of the romantic drama he filmed.



The gurgling yam and pork ribs soup in the pot interrupted Song Yushu's thoughts. She quickly turned off the heat, poured the soup out, brought it to the dining table, and checked the time.

At just the right time, my daughter Yanshu came back from school. She opened the door and smelled the fragrance in the room. She ran in in surprise: "Mom, the food today is so rich."

While eating, Song Yushu had been quietly observing her daughter. The bracelet was still there and there was a hairpin on her head. She would occasionally burst into laughter while eating.

"Yanshu, has the teacher assigned homework?"

"I have homework, but I've already finished it."

Song Yushu hesitated for a moment, then gritted his teeth and asked, "Can you watch a movie with mom later?"

Yanshu was very filial and agreed immediately.

After eating, Yan Shu couldn't wait to sit on the sofa and waved to her mother, but Song Yushu didn't come over for a long time. He opened the Tianxuan website and clicked to pay to watch. The girl's eyes widened: "Mandarin Duck Tribulation?"

Song Yushu's heart skipped a beat: "Have you seen it?"

"I heard it's very popular on the Internet. I plan to watch it with my friends during the summer vacation."

Yanshu threw herself into her mother's arms with a smile: "Mom, you are so reasonable. Most parents want their children to study hard. I didn't expect you to watch romance movies with me."

Reasonable and understanding of justice...Song Yushu smiled weakly.

Yanshu is in the grade yearning for love. Xiao Mu's heroic rescue of a beautiful girl made her laugh out loud, imagining that one day the person she loves can save herself in danger.

The girl's eyes turned red at the sadness of being in love but not being accepted by her elders.

"Mom, if I like someone, will you allow us to be together?"

Seeing this with her daughter, Song Yushu was already furious. She cursed that person in her heart for being unreliable, and decided to go up and tear her daughter apart when she fell asleep. When she heard the question, Song Yushu almost scolded her daughter directly.

The tears in her daughter's eyes made her calm down, and she said with difficulty, "When you go to college, your mother will support you in falling in love."

Yanshu's eyes lit up, remembering her considerate boyfriend, and decided to confess to her mother on the day she was admitted to college. The two of them stared at the projection and continued watching the movie.

The plot took a turn for the worse when Xiao Mu asked for permission to marry Gu Yingxue.

The mother and daughter, who had their own thoughts, were dumbfounded and stared at the movie screen.

Painting...drinking...lying on my brother-in-law's bed...

Song Yushu: "..."

Yanshu: "..."

My stomach was churning. In the background, Shen Wanqing, played by Liu Xu, knelt on the ground and cried with tears streaming down her face: "We really love each other!"

The tiger's body trembled.

"vomit--"

The mother and daughter acted exactly the same, covering their mouths and running to the bathroom.

The next day, Yanshu took off her hairpin bracelet when she went to school.

The post has the latest reply.

The original poster showed up and said that the recommendation was very good and he would continue next time.

This reply made countless parents curious. They watched their rebellious children suddenly become vicious and timid.

Yuanyangjie is popular again.

This time it became popular among parents and school teachers.

Donghua Galaxy, self-study time at 5pm.

Teachers with different personalities from various planets and middle schools clapped their hands and smiled meaningfully at the innocent and ignorant students.

"Classmates, let's watch a movie today."

The campus with pink bubbles has ushered in a devilish moment.



Yu Jing's account gained a new group of fans, and they kept asking in the comment area if there would be a second part of "Yuanyang Jie".

Old fans were shocked. They actually wanted to do another such desperate love movie?

[Am I behind the times? Why would anyone want to do another one? 】

[Yuanyang Jie is very beautiful. 】

[I know it’s good-looking, otherwise I wouldn’t have watched it again and again, but that doesn’t stop me from wanting to watch the second part. 】