Chinese director, Interstellar hits episode 18

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He wished he could cut Yu Jing into pieces and let him disappear from this world forever!

The audience cursed a few times before realizing that they had made a big mistake. They were about to apologize to Yu Bai, but Yu Bai's trumpet was too unpleasant.

Apologize, what is that, keep tearing it apart.

How could Yu Bai's trumpet trump thousands of spectators? He was defeated so quickly that he was so angry that he smashed his head and felt a dull pain in his chest.

Yu Jing didn't know that the things he casually adapted had indirectly caused trouble for Yu Bai. When he woke up, he ran to the bathroom in a daze and splashed cold water on his face. He finally woke up.

The blood stains on the suona dried up and turned black. Yu Jing took apart the suona bowl, soaked it in water for a few minutes, and then wiped it with a cloth. Only then did he clean up the blood stains left by the white snake.

Upstairs, he was not used to not hearing the sound of the suona in the morning. When Yu Jing went downstairs to buy breakfast, the proprietress of the breakfast shop smiled and asked him why he didn't play the suona today.

After opening the door with breakfast, Yu Jing saw the transparent cage on the table.

He was not interested in raising snakes. The cage was still the same one given by the doctor, which was 30 centimeters long. The white snake was entangled in it and could not turn around. Fortunately, it was honest and rarely moved during its weak period, so it was still able to survive.

"The medical level is really amazing, and now I'm starting to grow scales."

Yu Jing held the bun and leaned over, and was surprised to find that the white snake's tail had grown fine scales that were visible to the naked eye overnight.

White Snake glanced at him, its ruby ​​vertical pupils carrying the unique coldness of snakes. Being stared at by it, Yu Jing rubbed her arms and felt a chill creeping up her back along the soles of her feet.

"I forgot!"

Yu Jing ate a big meat bun in two bites, drank the milk in one go, and brought out a bag.

"I placed the order this morning. I didn't expect it to arrive so soon. I thought I was going to starve you."

White Snake, who was lying lazily in the box, moved uneasily when he heard this, slowly raised his upper body, and stared at the busy boy in the living room.

“Yufan—frozen white mouse!”

The merchant was nice and even gave away a clip when buying a mouse. Yu Jing picked up a little mouse and excitedly walked to the cage: "I haven't seen a snake eating before."

Yu Jing had never raised a snake, and the doctor told him to supplement the snake's nutrition. He spent the middle of the night frantically scrolling through videos, and was currently in a state of confusion.

Putting the cage on the coffee table and gently opening a door, Yu Jing clamped the mouse's tail and shook it to make sure the snake had seen it, then carefully inserted the clamp.

"Eat quickly."

What Yu Jing bought was a dead white mouse, so he had to shake it first to prevent the white snake from seeing it and being stupid and not knowing how to eat.

The white snake in the cage was indifferent, and the white mouse was thrown next to its nose. It remained motionless and even turned its head to the side, telling Yu Jing that it disliked it through its actions.

"Huh?" Yu Jing opened the bag in confusion. The white mouse was very fresh. Why didn't it eat it?

He picked up the white mouse, changed its direction, and stuffed it under the white snake's nose again. This time, the white snake turned around and pointed its tail at Yu Jing.

Okay, I'm sure it really saw it. Isn't it hungry?

Yu Jing had never raised such a little thing before, so he could only contact the doctor yesterday. The doctor told him that pet snakes can also be picky eaters, and if they don't want to eat mice, they can try other ones.

"Snakes have a wide range of diets, including frogs, tadpoles, small fish, lizards, and insect larvae. If Mr. Yu is a novice, you can buy a sample of each."

Yu Jing: "..."

So complicated.

Better look for adoption.

Yu Jing, who was taking notes seriously, didn't see it. When he heard the doctor mentioned the types of food, the white snake in the cage raised its upper body. The black snake hesitated, its crimson vertical pupils filled with deep anger. It flicked out its fangs and pointed at it. Yu Jing's back was staring at him eagerly.

The tasting packs arrived soon, and Yu Jing tried them one by one. The white snake still pretended not to eat, and was annoyed by being harassed. It raised its body like lightning——

"Hiss!" Very fierce.

Yu Jing didn't have much patience, so he finally ran downstairs and bought a piece of pork and threw it in. He didn't care whether he liked it or not.

I looked again in the afternoon and saw that the pork in the cage was missing, probably eaten by the white snake.

Yu Jing suddenly realized: "So you like to eat pork!"

The white snake in the cage had a bulging abdomen, closed its eyes and paid no attention to him.



After the screening of Red Mirror, time travel craze started on the Internet.

Time-travel dramas, time-travel articles, time-travel games... all kinds of time-travel activities are popping up. Once the word time-travel is included in entertainment news, the number of clicks can exceed 10,000 in an instant. Netizens joke that the time-travel army is invincible.

Audiences who love cool dramas want to travel back to ancient times to rule as kings, and audiences who like love want to have a love affair with their ancestors that spans thousands of years.

As the originator of interstellar time travel, Hong Jingmao has more than 100 million views and has become the most popular short drama of the year.

If the time was not too short, the audience would even think it could be nominated for the most popular movie of the year.

The excited audience came to Yu Jing and suggested that he make another time-travel movie. The time could be longer, starting from three hours.

Yu Jing couldn't laugh or cry. Is it still a movie after three hours?

People on the Internet say that if you go back to ancient times, you can dominate a country and be admired by thousands of people, so let them experience it.

Chapter 18

[What do you most want to do after returning to ancient times? 】

The topic of online time travel is still as popular as ever. Someone initiated a poll on social platforms, and many people came in excitedly and had various thoughts below.

[Use knowledge to save money, recruit troops, and become king! 】

[Go to Zhenyueguan, rescue Bai Yunfei first, and then send them to modern times to reunite them. 】

[Ahem, I want to watch the talented general up close and have an unparalleled love affair. 】

[I want to go to modern times and tell my ancestors to protect the ancient books QAQ brought from the mother planet. 】

[You can build a secret room in ancient times and engrave all modern crises in it, which can be avoided when the modern ancestors discover it. 】

[Does anyone join me in signing a petition on the official website, hoping that experts will develop black hole traversal technology as soon as possible. 】

Yu Jing laughed while looking at these messages. Tianxuan is a video website and Xingbo is a social platform. He would come here to browse and explore ideas when he had nothing to do.

I just opened Xingbo today, and a voting notification popped up in front of my eyes. The comments below were growing at a rate of thousands per second. It seems that the blogger is a time-travel fan who didn't watch the drama enough and spent a lot of money.

Yu Jing shrugged and clicked a string: [It is recommended to live with your life first, and then plan slowly. 】

This comment was ridiculed by everyone. What's the point of their lives? They come from the future interstellar era, where a child's toy gun can easily kill a person, and the knowledge in their brains can subvert the entire world as long as it is taken out.

They may have been unremarkable in the interstellar age, but in ancient times they would definitely be admired by thousands of people.

When the time comes, the world, wealth and beauty will be at your fingertips.

What are you doing?

Starmen have nothing to fear! Proud akimbo!

Some people scoffed at this comment, and some wanted to confront Yu Jing. After clicking in, they discovered that Yu Jing’s certified introduction was director Hong Jingmao.

Time travel has become very popular recently. They may not know Yu Jing, but they must know about the time travel short drama Hong Jingtang.

As a result, the director who filmed the time-travel drama asked them to live in ancient times...

Passers-by were shocked and confused. They rubbed their eyes vigorously to make sure they saw it correctly. They had questions on their heads:

【Yu Jing? Director who filmed Red Mirror, have your account been hacked? 】

[If you are kidnapped, just blink and I will call the police immediately to rescue you. 】

Fans who liked Yu Jing came to hear the news and were speechless looking at the message. They urged the director to make a new film ten times a day under the red mirror, but it turned out that Yu Jing was browsing social platforms.

【What’s next! I worked so hard to vote for you just to let you take advantage of it! 】

[I advise you not to be ignorant of good and evil, and to film the next drama as soon as possible. Don't let it be a tragedy. If you film another tragedy, believe it or not, my fans will turn into negatives. 】

[Yu Jing: [My Ancient Life] is in preparation, so stay tuned. This time it is a variety show. 】

Fans thought they would not get a response, but they did not expect that Yu Jing, who has not updated for ten thousand years and only promoted it when she updated, responded positively this time.

Most fans were disappointed when they saw what was going on.

What’s so interesting about a variety show is that it invites a bunch of experts to sit there and talk about professional terms that no one understands. After watching a variety show, I don’t understand much. I feel drowsy and my brain goes blank after it’s over. Didn't learn.

Isn't Yu Jing a costume drama director? Why did you suddenly run into a variety show? This is so unthinkable!

Yu Sui'an is considered a top-level director in Donghua. He has won the Best Director Award three times in a row. He has avid fans even in the Solan galaxy next door.

Three years ago, Yu Sui'an went to film a variety show about China's drama. As a result, the ratings at the end of the first episode were not even as good as the bad drama directed by a newcomer. He was so disgraced that he almost couldn't get up.

Is Yu Jing drifting?

[Help, watching variety shows is like dreaming of going back to the classroom. I feel drowsy and have no interest at all. I won’t force you to make a movie. Don’t get carried away. 】

[Yes, yes, if we don’t have any inspiration, we can take it slow. Come back soon! 】

Regardless of the fans' wails, Yu Jing posted a message and then went offline to contact a few artists she was still familiar with.

shooting scene--

Meng Xiaofeng got up from the ground, patted the sand and dust on her body and walked aside. The assistant quickly handed her a bottle of water and led her into the tent to block the wind and sand. Meng Xiaofeng unscrewed the bottle cap and took a sip, spit out the blood capsule he had just bitten, and rinsed it several times to cover up the salty smell of blood.

The assistant looked worriedly at Meng Xiaofeng's face, which was bruised and purple and had a horrific wound. Although she knew it was special effects makeup, she was still horrified.

"Sister Xiaofeng, are you okay?"

Meng Xiaofeng gasped for breath: "It's okay, I can hold on, this is the last scene, I can go home and have a good rest after filming."

After finishing filming the script of Missy some time ago, Meng Xiaofeng squeezed into a science fiction production while the iron was hot. Although she was only the sixth female lead and had very few scenes showing her face, it was still a big production.

The director of this large-scale production does not like to build virtual scenes, but requires real-life shooting. At best, he is striving for perfection, and at worst, he is picky.

At this time, the crew was filming on-site on a desert planet with a harsh environment. The yellow sand in the sky can bury people if they are not careful. A day of high-intensity shooting almost cost half of their lives.

"Xiao Feng Fengfeng!" The agent rushed from a distance excitedly, opened the tent and shouted happily, "Director Xiao Yu is looking for you!"

"puff--"

Meng Xiaofeng, who was drinking water, spurted out a mouthful of water and almost choked herself to death.

"Director Xiaoyu, Yu Jing?"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!" The agent was almost crazy with joy.