Chinese director, Interstellar hits episode 13

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"Hahahaha, the director is so talented! I also want to take a dream trip back to ancient times!"

"Help, I bet that Jiang Yan's evolved form is definitely a husky, or a purebred. She is so skilled at demolishing a house."

"Where can I buy a dressing table? I want QAQ too."

Chapter 13

The heroine who is full of energy and destroys the husky family has received unanimous praise.

Even the director who later faced Yu Jing with malicious intentions had to admit that the heroine's character is very lovable. She is lively and generous but not impulsive. She is quirky but knows how to advance and retreat. Every action can be seen that she is exploring the world. .

It is rumored that the male protagonist Bai Yunfei is a ferocious and evil general guarding the border. When they first met, the female protagonist was so frightened by him that she trembled like a quail. As they got along, she discovered that Bai Yunfei was a noob who would blush when talking to girls.

The contrast was so great that the audience seemed to see the gentle Labrador trying to push away the approaching husky.

"How do you think you can come up with a plot about traveling back to ancient times?"

Kangli, who secretly hated Yu Jing for being arrogant, endured it again and again, and finally talked. His eyes were wandering, and his expression was very uncomfortable. It took all his courage to go back on his words and talk to Yu Jing. If Yu Jing laughed at this time, Kangli could He ran away in shame and anger.

Yu Jing tilted his head in confusion: "Is there no interstellar travel theme?"

Obviously marriage comes first and then love comes out.

Conley shook his head and sighed: "No, this is the first time I have seen this kind of subject. A lot of information was lost during the Great Migration thousands of years ago, and a large number of natives of the home planet died in occupying the living areas. We can only rely on ancient books for the home star. You are the first Film the director who traveled back to his home planet."

Yu Jing understood that his thinking was limited.

"There will be more in the future, you can wait and see."

There was a smile of unknown meaning at the corner of Yu Jing's mouth, which made Conley's heart skip a beat and he blurted out:

"you know?"

"What do you know? The alluring love between an ancient lady and a general and a talented man that popped up recently?"

When a drama becomes popular, there will always be followers. Recently, many sadomasochistic romances with ancient themes have appeared on Tianxuan.com. Some viewers were aggrieved, thinking that Yu Jing was the creator, and came to complain.

Conley: "Aren't you angry?"

Yu Jing wondered: "Why should I be angry? Film and television should let a hundred flowers bloom. The collision of various ideas can often produce wonderful sparks. A flourishing and a hundred schools of thought contending is what I want to see."

These descendants are no worse than Yu Jing. As long as they open their minds, their inspiration can even feed Yu Jing back.



Yaoguang School has been established for 100 years, and has continuously supplied a large number of high-quality talents to the outside world. The centenary celebration of the school brings together outstanding figures in various fields, which is also a grand event for the entire network.

Speech, exhibition... After watching the live broadcast for a day, the audience was more tired than going to the venue.

Before the party, many people suffered from visual fatigue and lacked interest in watching anything.

A party full of laughter and scolding was much more interesting than a tedious speech. After the model couple came on stage, many people's eyes lit up and they regained their spirits.

After watching a short play, some viewers raised questions——

[The emotions are delicate and the transitions are smooth. Is this really the work of a student? 】

[I am a big fan of Yu Sui'an, and I can tell at a glance that he is definitely involved in the script. 】

[Don’t you know, Yu Sui’an’s two sons studied in Yaoguang. One plagiarized and dropped out of school, and the other’s script was plagiarized. The two scripts for the party were the works of his two sons. 】

【? ? ? real or fake! Who copied whom? 】

[I heard from my sister that one of Yu Sui'an's two sons copied the other. I don't know who copied whom. If you want to know, keep reading. Anyway, the director department only has two programs. 】

While the audience was on pins and needles waiting anxiously, the party ushered in the last program. The heroine Hong Jingtang's various lively actions made everyone laugh.

In the play, Jiang Yan was kicked back to modern times like trash thrown by a mirror. She was stunned for a long time and screamed with joy.

“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Finally back, there was no paper in the toilet in ancient times and so on. Roll, roll, roll.”

She couldn't reveal this time-travel journey to others, so she went to look up information in her spare time. Jiang Yan was not making trouble when she was jumping up and down in the general's mansion. She remembered the small details in the mansion and the information that person revealed when chatting with others.

"Dayan Dynasty...General Yunfei...Zhenyueguan..."

The friend who accompanied her to look up information was surprised: "You love ancient artifacts the most, how come you are curious about a dynasty?"

Jiang Yan chatted and changed the topic, returned home without finding anything, and fell asleep disappointed. When she opened her eyes again, she stood in front of Bai Yunfei who looked helpless. She was still wearing black cat pajamas, and her tail on her butt was swaying from side to side.

"Girl, is it a raccoon slave this time?"

Jiang Yan: "...Yeah."

She didn't notice that in the face of Bai Yunfei's helpless inquiry, the surprise in her eyes was so hot, and the upward curve of the corners of her mouth made Bai Yunfei's heart move.

Jiang Yan's range of activities has expanded. Every time she goes out, the mother-in-law of the host family gives her a cake, and the aunt of the west family ties her hair while scolding her as a mud monkey. She doesn't get much information, and her waistline becomes fatter. Just as Jiang Yan was getting more frustrated and braver, the atmosphere in Zhenyueguan became more solemn day by day. The housekeeper worriedly told Jiang Yan that a war was about to begin.

The smile on Jiang Yan's face froze. She lay on the dressing table and looked in the mirror. The next day she made a bunch of weird requests. Three days later, she handed Bai Yunfei a bottle of alcohol.

"I don't know much about war, and I barely know a little bit about medical treatment." Jiang Yan patted Bai Yunfei's back hard, as if she was relying on you, "Using this disinfection can prevent the wound from becoming suppurative, and you can finally survive the battlefield. It would be a shame to die from a wound infection.”

[Jiang Yan is really a good girl, brave, resourceful and kind. 】

[The director handled the plot well. Jiang Yan did not study alcohol for Bai Yunfei, but for the soldiers who defended her home and country, for the mother-in-law who gave her vegetable cakes, and for the aunt who tied her hair. 】

[I like this heroine, he really portrayed Jiang Yan very well. 】

The alcohol Jiang Yan brought out saved countless soldiers. The entire Zhenyue Pass was very grateful to her and described her as a fairy descending to earth.

After confirming that she liked Bai Yunfei, the bold girl rushed forward and confessed her love to him. She showed the passion and unrestrainedness of the interstellar people to the fullest. They were in love with each other and they soon got together.

Another week later, the mirror brought Jiang Yan back again. She had figured out the pattern. The mirror would turn on every seven days. She just had to wait patiently.

"Yanyan, I'm at your door. I found the Zhenyue Pass you asked me to check last time." The friend on the phone said excitedly.

Jiang Yan opened the door and walked into the living room with a friend carrying a pile of information: "The Dayan Dynasty was a country three thousand years ago. There are very few existing information. I can only find so much."

The borrowed books were carefully placed on the dressing table. Her friend asked Jiang Yan, "This is the dressing table I bought that day. Why does it feel so bleak?"

Jiang Yan's eyelids twitched and she quickly moved closer. It was indeed as her friend said. The carved mahogany surrounding the mirror was dull, and two of the three magpies were slightly peeled and cracked.

"How is it possible..." Jiang Yan petted the magpie in a panic.

She went to ancient times twice, and two magpies split open. Does it mean...she still has a chance to travel through time.

"Okay, don't worry about it. If the paint is peeled off, you can refresh it. Come and take a look at the information. The General Yunfei you mentioned, the information shows that he died when he was twenty years old. He was a young general who was loyal to protect his family and country. ……it's a pity."

The girl in front of the mirror froze.

[Smells the smell of abuse, can’t the rescue director give them a good ending! 】

[Haha, I bet the director is Yu Jing. It’s exactly the same routine. The hero must be dead when the heroine returns. 】

[Don’t stop me, I’m going to direct Dark Shark! 】

This time the audience guessed wrong. When Jiang Yan traveled through time for the third time, Bai Yunfei was still alive. Most of the soldiers survived with the help of alcohol, which made him feel excited.

He... handed the sword to Jiang Yan and let her enjoy it.

In ancient times, when expressions were reserved, Bai Yunfei was more restrained. Even if the love in his chest surged like a volcano, in the end he just handed over the sword that he regarded as life to Jiang Yan.

Jiang Yan, who was worried, just took a quick look at it, ignored Bai Yunfei's disappointed expression, and mustered up the courage to confess her origins.

"...You will die, in a battle to defend the city at the age of twenty..."

Bai Yunfei was exactly twenty years old this year. He listened quietly without panicking or scolding her for talking nonsense. He just handed Jiang Yan a handkerchief when her eyes turned red.

"Have the people in the city been saved?" he asked softly.

Jiang Yan bit her lip and nodded vigorously, and then she saw the dots of light shining in Bai Yunfei's eyes. He smiled contentedly, without fear or worry, only as calm as a moth flying into a flame.

"I'm sorry." Determining your heart can't give you a future.

Jiang Yan said angrily: "Shut up."

She would not accept her fate easily. She would grab the medical officer and instill medical knowledge crazily. She wanted to pry open the person's Tianling Cap and stuff it directly.

What if we can change the future?

Yu Jing thought for a long time about how to deal with the ending, and finally did not let Jiang Yan see the war with her own eyes.

After Jiang Yan taught the medical officer the knowledge in her head, she smashed the dressing table. Even so, she did not avoid her fate of returning to modern times.

She was confused for a long time. One day, Jiang Yan was walking on the street in a daze, and the host's surprise announcement came from the big screen not far away——

"Recently, Chinese archaeologists excavated an ancient tomb. The owner of the tomb was Bai Yunfei, a Rakshasa general who lived in Yueguan during the Dayan Dynasty... There was only a sword in the coffin and a portrait... In the painting, a woman is sitting on a tree. , a pair of rabbit ears on the top of the head..."

There was a couple arguing nearby.

"The bunny ears...are they a fantasy or a monster?"

"Whether it's a fantasy or a monster, if you want to hold him in your arms even if you die, he must be a very important person."

The two walked away hand in hand. Behind them, Jiang Yan stared blankly at the big screen, like a child who couldn't find her way home, squatting there and crying, as if she wanted to vent all her grievances and unwillingness.

The heartbreaking despair makes one's nose sore.



There was a loud sob next to him. Yu Jing heard the sound and looked over. Conley squeezed out the snot from his nose, and his tears started to flow down as if he had turned on the faucet.

"As for it?" Yu Jing couldn't laugh or cry.

This question turned on some kind of switch. Conley collapsed and grabbed Yu Jing's collar and shook it hard. His voice became louder and louder, attracting the attention of everyone in the auditorium: "Can't you be normal? Give it to them. How hard is it to have a happy ending, bastard!”

Is this the director?

The tearful audience wanted to pounce on the director and eat him alive. They were laughing so happily just now, but now they collapsed.

Yu Jing stared at the hands and took out the suona.

"The party isn't over yet, you can't..."

With a bang, the suona hit his head, making Conley dizzy. He covered his head for a long time and could not recover.

It can cure you without blowing the suona.

Yu Jing sneered, straightened his collar slowly, and warned: "Speak well and don't bully the weak just because you are taller."

Conley: "..."

It's obviously you who is bullying me!