Chinese director, Star Wars Episode 5

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Meng Xiaofeng nodded excitedly: "He agreed. Not only that, he also said that I can wear the clothes of the heroine in the video!"

Originally, she was still struggling with which one she should choose as the heroine had so many clothes. Unexpectedly, the director actually gave her permission to wear them all.

The surprise was so great that Meng Xiaofeng's eyes were filled with stars.

"Okay, okay, I'll contact the makeup artist immediately. There will be a live broadcast night on Tianxuan.com tomorrow night. We will try to climb up the newcomer list."



Yu Jing couldn't cook. Between nutritional supplements and takeout, he looked at the rising income in his account and decisively chose takeout.

After eating and drinking, his forgotten superstar system suddenly jumped out.

[Ding-Congratulations on the host upgrade, please receive your gift package. ]

Only then did Yu Jing notice that his experience bar had reached level two, and a red gift box was flashing in the corner.

Yu Jing didn’t take the first-level gift package seriously and opened it while reading the backstage comments.

A hard object fell from the sky and hit him on the head.

Yu Jing felt pain and looked intently, seeing a familiar object lying there.

It's you, instrument gangster!

Chapter 5

The first-level gift pack opens a Suona.

There is an orange suona bowl and a black wooden suona pole with eight holes on it. In the past, when the suona was required to appear in a movie, the crew would ask the old master to make a cameo, so Yu Jing was quite familiar with this gangster.

The 30cm rod length is obviously a small suona.

However, he is the director, why give him a suona?

"Garbage system." Yu Jing muttered. The occupation he filled in was obviously director, and even a camera would be better than a suona.

There was no explanation during the binding process, and he pretended to be dead after binding. Yu Jing complained that it was not smart enough, but now it seems that he was really prescient.

"System, system," Yu Jing harassed it persistently, "Can you change it?"

Perhaps because Yu Jing was too annoyed, the system finally came online and responded mechanically: "Host, please note that this system is based on the current world background and the rewards issued by your profession. Once the rewards are issued, they will not be returned or exchanged, please be informed."

Yu Jing had an idea: "System, where did you get this suona?"

The system does not understand the twists and turns of human beings, and the electronically synthesized voice has no emotion at all: "All rewards are from the 21st century and are guaranteed to be genuine."

You guessed it right!

He had just died in the 21st century and was familiar with everything there, and he was not obsessed with it. But Donghua Galaxy is different. Things in the 21st century are also antiques to them.

Thinking of this, Yu Jing dropped the half-drunk cup and grabbed a coat: "I'm going to sell it."

He doesn’t have to worry about his future livelihood, he can make any movie he wants.

System: "Warning, the rewards issued by the system are strictly prohibited from being sold for money. If the rewards are sold without authorization, the system will self-destruct. The host is bound to the system and cannot survive alone."

Yu Jing: "...garbage system!"

The director's dream of getting rich overnight was shattered. Yu Jing was dissatisfied with everything he saw. As the morning sun rose, the dilapidated demolition area became lively.

It takes three hours to drive from the city, which is similar to a village in the city. Yu Jing lives on the sixth floor. Downstairs are rows of restaurants and snack bars. The smells are intertwined. The faces of passers-by are full of smiles. There are ten children chattering around. This street leads to the platform not far away.

This is the unique fireworks of life.

The sound of um um ah ah started coming from next door again.

Yu Jing twitched the corner of his mouth, and the good mood brought about by the quiet life was swept away. When he came to the wall with the loudest sound, he raised his fist and smashed it.

"The one next door has sperm in his head early in the morning, and everyone is dead after being careful."

The voice next door paused for a moment, and then screamed louder. Not only that, even the floor was hit with a thud.

"I'm happy to do it. If you have the ability, you can scream too. Let's see who can scream louder!"

Yu Jing is smiling but not smiling, Bibi?

Okay, let’s compare.

The houses in the urban village all have similar layouts. The window of Yu Jing’s living room is not far from the next door. He came to the window, tried to get as close as possible to the couple, and raised his suona——

[Beep——Beep——Beep——]

The suona bowl was pointed at the window next door. Yu Jing took a deep breath, her delicate face turned red from holding it in, and she puffed up her cheeks and blew hard.

The rogue musical instrument lived up to its reputation. The high-pitched suona sound filled the sky, as clear and loud as the cry of an eagle, directly covering the noisy sound downstairs. The entire block was dead silent, as if the pause button had been pressed.

[cracking--]

Yu Jing was still blowing hard, gradually forgetting herself.

There was a bang, and the man next door opened the window and yelled: "Who is it!"

Turning his head, he met the innocent-looking Yu Jing's eyes.

There were also curses coming from upstairs and downstairs:

"What bastard did this? It made me wet my pants. Get out of here!"

"Damn it, just blow it, at least you can play decently, and you'll die if you make any noise!"

Yu Jing stretched his neck and shouted to the people upstairs and downstairs: "The big brother next door is doing intense morning exercises, and I'm accompanying him."

Neighbor upstairs: "..."

Shop downstairs: "..."

But you almost sent everyone away!

At noon, with a suona hanging on her waist, Yu Jing swaggered downstairs to eat. The gossip spread very quickly. In just one morning, everyone knew that a young man came from the sixth floor of Building B and suppressed the entire neighborhood with a musical instrument.

After a delicious and cheap lunch, Yu Jing returned to the rental house to continue the video. The eldest brother next door finally became honest and deliberately chose the room farthest from Yu Jing when kissing his girlfriend.

The original owner had no mental strength and had always had low self-esteem. When registering Tianxuan.com, he did not use his real name, but a numerical name automatically generated by the website. Yu Jing did not want to enter a long string of numbers every time he logged in, so he simply changed it to his own name.

The next plot will involve more characters. Yu Jing opened the Tianshu APP and looked for suitable actors again.

"Free image licensing has its pros and cons," he murmured, sliding his finger back and forth between free and paid. "Free character licensing can only make simple facial expressions, and it cannot be called a real person at all."

It's just a piece of data generated by the original owner.

This is not surprising. If virtual data can replace real people, then there is no need for actors to exist.

Taking a look at the account balance, Yu Jing decisively chose free.



Yu Manman was the first fan to discover that Yu Jing had changed her name.

After the play of "Lovesick Red Beans", Yu Manman became excited and wailed along with the audience in the comment area. Then she went to Meng Xiaofeng and asked the director when the next part would be filmed.

Meng Xiaofeng told her that the video was licensed for free and she had never met the director.

Yu Manman was surprised. The freely licensed action expressions were restricted. If the director could shoot Chinese videos, he must have a lot of ancient books at home. Why not use real actors?

Now, the second part of [Lovesick Red Beans] is finally here.

[Sit down in the front row, I must see them together today. 】

[I went back and checked the information. It is really a Chinese poem, and the scenes in the video are also real! 】

[It’s just fantasy, the movie directed by Yu Sui’an is real. 】

[But I think his pictures are better than Yu Sui'an's. 】

[Can a short video like this compare to a famous director from all over the world? If you have no knowledge, study more and come out less and embarrass yourself. 】

[Shut up, if you want to make a noise, go out and make a noise. Don't delay me from watching the video. 】

From the initial group ridicule of swear words to the current audience support, Yu Jing only used a 20-minute short video.

A new character appeared in the video, the leader of Qingfu and Qinglian’s parents.

The man with a goatee sat on the Taishi chair with a cup of hot tea in hand. He tapped his fingers on the table and asked kindly to his daughter: "Lian'er, the autumn wind has been cold recently and the fallen leaves have begun to appear. Why are you still sitting day and night?" Going to the garden?”

The woman who was somewhat similar to Qinglian had worry in her eyes and asked tentatively: "But what's wrong with the study that makes you linger in the garden?"

Qinglian was startled and said warmly: "Father, mother, my daughter is just too bored, so she goes to the garden every day. There is nothing wrong with the study."

Qinglian's father nodded with satisfaction: "You are old now. From tomorrow on, let your mother teach you the art of housekeeping, and women's red embroidery must not be left behind. Mr. Zhu has a gentle nature and knows everything. I leave you to him, and I am very relieved as a father." "

Qinglian, who was silent, opened her eyes wide, and her shoulders trembled slightly.

The next day, Qingyun came to the garden and did not see Qinglian, who often sat on the pavilion.

He waited from dusk until late at night, and the late autumn dew turned his lips blue. He huddled under the rockery and stared stubbornly at the pavilion, like a homeless stray dog.

[Silly boy, go find her, you clearly know where she lives. 】

[It's over, it's over, I smell the smell of abuse, I won't break up because of a misunderstanding. 】

[Get out of here, old trash guy, stop interfering in the affairs of young people! 】

[If they break up, I will assassinate the director! 】

"hiss--"

The needle tip pierced the tender fingertips. Qinglian came back to her senses and quickly threw the needle and thread aside. The blood dripped on the white embroidered handkerchief, slowly seeping into it and turning into a dazzling red.

The entire Qing Mansion was talking, praising the master for finding a good marriage for the young lady. In the corner, Qing Yun, who was chopping firewood, threw down his ax and ran out crazily.

Qinglian picked up a hairpin under the window sill. She held the hairpin and smiled, then burst into tears.

"You haven't even tried hard, how do you know you can't give me happiness?"

She came to the main hall and resisted her father for the first time, saying bluntly: "My daughter doesn't like Mr. Zhu and doesn't want to marry him."

Qinglian's words surprised everyone.

My father was furious: "Young Master Zhu has a great fortune, and he is solemnly asking for it. If you marry me, you won't suffer hardships. What else can you be dissatisfied about?"

The mother said earnestly: "Daughter, since ancient times, your parents have ordered you to do so, and the matchmaker has said that your parents will never harm you."