The boss of Phoenix Garden came to report early in the morning that she had a dream, and kept praising me for being so awesome.
This reminds me of Shengmei. Shengmei once said: "If you know me, you will never lose me in this life. She is afraid that she will never find a master as reliable as me again."
Baby, you may be thinking who is Shengmei now?
Shengmei is an aunt, and this name is her online name. She first met my mother simply by remembering her name because she was a pregnant woman when she met me. Later, for some reason, I had to look at my fortune.
Your mother and I are a very Buddhist master. Too busy, in a bad mood or just don't want to... I won't accept pilgrims under any circumstances.
Your Aunt Shengmei happened to be very busy during those two days, so she asked me every day. Even if I didn't reply, she would still ask: "Master, do you have time?"
"Master, do you have time?"
"Is the master here? Do you have time?"
In this way, I discovered her in many chat records.
So I gave her a direct video of jumping in line. After hanging up the video, she was probably quite satisfied.
He asks me every day: "Master, can you read Feng Shui?"
I replied to her for the first time: "On-site inspection is needed."
The second time I still didn’t want to do it, so I casually replied to her: “I’ll contact you when I have the opportunity to go to Shandong.”
The third time she asked very politely: "Master, can you come? I want to invite you."
I answered her: "No, I'm in the hospital."
Another day later, she asked: "Master, can I go find you? Whenever you are free, if it is inconvenient for you, I will go find you."
I prevaricate again: "Let it happen, it depends on the opportunity."
I thought she couldn't ask again? Anyone else would have given up long ago, but she came again and wanted to transfer money to me and give me a deposit first.
Baby, you said you, a beautiful aunt like you, are not afraid that I am a liar?
I quickly asked: "Do you think about wealth? Look at Feng Shui?"
She said yes."
I recommended her our special skills, out-of-body and remote Feng Shui. She didn't hesitate and said, "Whatever you say, I'll pay the fee immediately."
I asked her: "Aren't you afraid that I am a liar?"
She said: "I trusted you from the first moment I met you on TikTok."
I told her about the cost, and told her that if I didn’t go for remote Feng Shui three times in a row, I would give her a full refund.
She said it's okay, if you can't come, I will invite you to Shandong...
To be honest, I am very touched! After recording her information, I was busy with other things. I was so busy that she was scheduled for a few days later.
"I'll fly there on Friday night and wait for the good news."
She said: "Welcome, do you need me to prepare some delicious fruit for you?"
I laughed out loud and told her, "No."
My dear, leaving the body is my mother's special skill. I discovered this skill when I was a teenager. Your grand master in the Taoist temple witnessed it with his own eyes. Your grandma heard and witnessed it with her own ears. I will tell you about this experience in the future.
How did the soul leave the body?
First, I will tell your dad that I have to go out to work, don't disturb me. Then he knew not to wake me up.
Then take out the message left by Aunt Shengmei, locate it, read it again, close your eyes, and fall asleep instantly! Just flew away.
In fact, it is not just sleeping for the baby, it is also very dangerous because there are too many uncertain factors. I really don’t know what will happen? Can you wake up...
I stood on a high place and looked down. Below were thousands of troops and horses, just like the terracotta warriors and horses, all filled with souls and neatly arranged.
I took a closer look, and I was standing on the observation deck, and there were all the bosses in our family standing next to me. When I saw it, it was wrong. Why are all the bosses following me today? dangerous?
At this time I heard very heavy steps, step by step, getting closer...
I looked up and saw an innocent general wearing armor and wounds all over his body came up. This was a very cruel ghost.
He came closer to me step by step, and picked me up with one hand like a chicken. I kept struggling, and I was scared to death...
At this time, the bosses all made a unified gesture and began to chant...
This evil ghost immediately let go of me, and all the ghosts below him disappeared.
I was dumbfounded! Mang Tianlong stood in front of me and looked at me fiercely and said: "Look at you, if you are not diligent and can't read anymore, we have to save you. We can't abandon you anymore."
Do you know why you criticize your mother and me? Because I abandoned them for three years...
The next day I reported it to Shengmei and said, "Your house is not clean down there. No, it must be solved. Don't think about money first."
Shengmei said: "It's amazing, really. It turns out that there was a shop assistant in my house who got into bed here while taking a nap. Some people said there was a cemetery here. My mother-in-law also said that when she held her child, she felt someone pulling her."
I told her, your mother, I have another special skill called the Four Corner Formation, which is much more advanced than that of cleaning houses with grains!
Shengmei did as I told her...
Shengmei said: "Lingzi, I believe it, because I have never dreamed about the God of Wealth. But the night you came, I dreamed that I was offering incense to the God of Wealth, and it sounded like firecrackers. I was so happy."
After this incident, Shengmei watched my live broadcast every day, checked my Moments every day, and even scrolled through my Moments.
Then she told me every day that she wanted me to cure her insomnia...
She was about to give birth at this stage, and she felt like she was possessed by a demon every day. She asked me every day to save her...
I really didn’t want to talk to her. Suddenly one day, I was sitting in the Buddhist hall and I remembered something.
One year during the Chinese New Year, your black uncle and grandpa came to our house to celebrate the New Year.
I was arranging the amulets on the bed, but he insisted on asking for them from me, and I didn't give them to him in despair. Because our family only has a limited number of amulets every year, they all get married.
But it happened that he left us that year, so you never saw him.
Having said this, my tears flowed down again... I regretted it very much. Why didn't I write more to him? Why? I still hate myself.
So I see Shengmei is so persistent, and I am afraid that I will regret it. She is about to give birth, what if? What if something happens? I relented...
I took out my long-dusted writing brush and wrote more than 100 talismans. I selected two exquisite ones, one for Shengmei and the other for your grandma!
Shengmei has no sleepless nights since she got this talisman. She said she feels better!
Actually, I don’t know how effective it is and how effective it is? We can only wait for their feedback.
Since your grandma started wearing this talisman, her health has improved and she has not suffered from vertigo. Otherwise, she had 120 headaches every two days in the past three days.
Our magic talisman is really either one or the other, but once it is produced, it will be a top-quality product!
Later, Shengmei was 41 weeks pregnant, but she still didn't give birth. She was so anxious. I was doing a live broadcast that day, and I suddenly remembered and told her to take away the magic talisman.
It will keep you healthy, but it will damage you when you give birth to a child. So she did.
There was news the next day that she had given birth to a baby, and mother and daughter were safe. Before she was discharged from the hospital, Shengmei asked her family to bring her the talisman, which made her feel at ease.
Not surprisingly, this baby’s name was of course chosen by your mother and me...
Now, Aunt Shengmei, no matter what you do, you have to ask me about everything else except for farting.
She said: "Peace of mind..."
