Tang Dalong rode on a fast horse and rushed to Tianjiazhai.
Halfway down the road, he thought, should he just leave empty-handed? It seems a little not good.
To be honest, he didn't know anything about how to please a woman.
He tried to remember how other men made women happy.
So he took a detour to the town and bought a bright red robe and a box of rouge, and then drove his horse straight to Tianjiazhai.
The man in charge of guarding in front of the cottage gate was gunner Qi Baoshan. When he saw that Tang Dalong was coming, everyone knew him.
"Leader Tang, why are you here?" asked Qi Baoshan, the artilleryman.
"Hello, brother, I came to see your village leader about something. Is she here?" Tang Dalong asked.
"Yes, all here," Qi Baoshan teased him, "I heard that you and Li Erniang are already engaged. Don't you miss her? You obviously came to see her, but you insisted on seeing our village master? "
"Go, go, am I such a worthless person?" Tang Dalong said.
"No? Then what kind of gifts are you holding in your hand?" Qi Baoshan asked with a smile, "These are obviously things prepared for women. Do you think I didn't see it?"
"I have urgent military information. Take me to see your stronghold leader quickly. If you are delayed, the consequences will be serious." Tang Dalong said with a blush on his face.
"Now that the world is at peace, where does the military situation come from? You can bluff people! And the consequences will be serious?" Qi Baoshan said with a smile.
"Stop talking nonsense and lead the way."
In the meeting hall, Tang Dalong saw Tian Xiaoting, but Li Erniang was not there.
"Master Tianzhai, I came here to negotiate with you on the order of our captain." Tang Dalong said.
"Brother Tang, what do you mean by breaking it into parts?" Tian Xiaoting asked.
"That is to say, please temporarily disband all the people in your Tianjia Village, and then regroup after the storm is over," Tang Dalong said, "A few days ago, Qingfeng Village was destroyed. You all heard that Bar?"
"Yes, I really didn't expect that the biggest trap in the world would disappear overnight," Tian Xiaoting said with a sigh, "Isn't it a good thing that your precious apprentice Ren Zhanbiao did?"
"This kid wants to kill even me. In order to save Jin Xiangyang, I went to Hongmakan alone, but they covered me with a copper net and captured me alive. If Ma Longtan hadn't rescued me, I would have died. Just like Jin Xiangyang, he died under his gun a long time ago," Tang Dalong said, "The relationship between his master and his apprentice has ended. He is him and I am me. We are now enemies of life and death."
"Alas, I didn't expect that Jin Xiangyang could not find peace even though he devoted himself to fasting and chanting Buddha's name." Tian Xiaoting remembered that not long ago, Jin Xiangyang wanted to marry her, but now the yin and yang are separated, and she felt sad.
"This kid Ren Zhanbiao jumped into the arms of the Japanese. He was only profit-seeking and crazy. I don't know how many people he killed, and he even blamed our security team." Tang Dalong said.
"Ah? Is there such a thing?" Tian Xiaoting was surprised when she heard this.
"Ren Zhanbiao wants to dominate the world. He is determined to win. After Qingfeng Village was destroyed, now only Heiyun Village, our security team, and you are left. It is estimated that he will attack you soon, so , the captain sent me to ask you to evacuate the team quickly and preserve your strength," Tang Dalong said, "If the evacuation is late and they come with cannons, and you don't have heavy weapons, how can you resist them?"
"Brother Tang, you are right," Tian Xiaoting nodded and said, "Without further ado, I will gather the people, give them each some money, and then evacuate them."
"So good!"
"Qi Baoshan!" Tian Xiaoting shouted.
"exist."
"Just do what Brother Tang said, gather the troops immediately, and then disperse them all." Tian Xiaoting said.
"Yes." Qi Baoshan agreed.
Tang Dalong came to find Li Erniang. Li Erniang was collecting shoe soles in the room. When she heard someone blowing the emergency whistle in the village, she didn't know what happened. She quickly dropped her shoes and came to find Tian Xiaoting. As soon as she went out, she bumped into Tang Dalong.
"Is it you? Why are you here?" Li Erniang looked up and saw that the person she bumped into was none other than Tang Dalong. She looked ashamed.
"Yes, I'm here to see you. Look what good things I have brought for you." Tang Dalong said and handed forward the robe and rouge he bought.
"What's this?"
"You'll know if you open it and take a look."
"What happened outside? Why did you blow the whistle?"
"Oh, it's nothing. They just gathered together and will all be disbanded later."
"Why disband?"
Tang Dalong told her the reasons and the mission of coming to Tianjiazhai.
"That being said, didn't you come all the way to see me?" Li Erniang asked.
"No, but it's still true." Tang Dalong scratched his head and said.
When the dominatrix heard that it was nothing serious, she felt relieved. She took the gift Tang Dalong gave her in her hand, smiled knowingly, and handed the shoe she had received to Tang Dalong, saying: "Put it on and try it on." Try it on and see if it fits.”
Then, Li Erniang closed the door and changed clothes in the room.
Tang Dalong was very excited. He did not expect that the dominatrix would make shoes for him.
Tang Dalong waited at the door for a long time, and then Li Erniang opened the door and saw that she had put on a new robe and asked Tang Dalong: "I have never worn this thing in my life. Do you think this robe still fits me?" ?what do you think?"
When Tang Dalong saw that the robe stretched the dominatrix's fat belly like a frog, and the fat on the back was squeezed together, the buttons could not be buttoned no matter how hard it was, and it was a lot too short at the bottom, he couldn't help but have a look on his face. The embarrassment is that I want to have fun but dare not.
"You really need to lose weight." Tang Dalong blurted out.
"Obviously your robe is too small, but you still blame me for being fat!" Upon hearing this, the female yaksha rolled her eyes at him, which made Tang Dalong shrink his neck in fright. He thought to himself that this was already the largest size, but he didn't dare to say anything.
Look at the face of the dominatrix, which is covered with a thick layer of rouge, as if it were mud applied to the wall.
"Do you think I look good?" asked the dominatrix.
"Good-looking, good-looking." Tang Dalong said against his will.
In the afternoon, Tian Xiaoting, Tang Dalong and the others had just dispersed all the people in the village, leaving only Qi Baoshan, Li Erniang and the others. At this moment, they suddenly heard a gunshot and the house on the left side of the meeting hall was blown down.
Everyone was shocked.
"People in Tianjiazhai, listen to me. You have been surrounded. Everyone put down their weapons and raise their hands to surrender. I will spare your life. Otherwise, I will fire!" The one-eyed dragon stood with a loudspeaker in his hand. Shouting from above to below.
"Look at me killing him with one shot!" Li Erniang had already changed back into her usual clothes and washed her face. As she said this, she pulled out the pistol from behind and was about to fire.
"Wait a minute, don't shoot!" Tang Dalong grabbed her hand, stopped her, and whispered, "Everyone, please take cover!"
The one-eyed dragon stood on a high place and shouted for a long time. Seeing that there was no movement below, he said: "Fire! These people are pretending to be dead below! I want to see where they can hide. Even if they dig three feet into the ground, they can't hide." You have to dig them all out for me."
