Huang Xiao looked at the food on the table with a toothache on his face.
Yesterday, the tiger whip and bear paws given by Zhu You were given to Liu Linshi, and the result was like this.
What a waste of natural resources! Half a tiger penis and a bear paw stewed in one pot!
If Huang Xiao hadn't been able to eat it, Mrs. Liu Lin would have stewed it all.
Seeing Huang Xiao sitting at the table and sighing, Mrs. Liu Lin's face turned into a bitter melon. Huang Xiao had two surgeries today, so Ms. Liu Lin didn't have time to ask for instructions. How could she have done something wrong with good intentions.
Liu Lin was also thinking that the weather was hot, and Zhu Youxiao had already delayed delivery. If he didn't eat it early, it would be a waste if it went bad.
"Forget it! Master, let me replenish it!" Huang Xiao thought about transfusing 400cc of blood into Liu Cheng, and said nothing.
The taste is hard to describe, and it’s not too unpalatable. Huang Xiao has also had a huge appetite in the past few days. He doesn’t know whether it’s because he’s used to the life of the Ming Dynasty or because he’s growing taller. He eats so much! He measured it and found that it was indeed 2cm longer. He was originally 174cm, not very tall, even a little short. I didn't expect that he could still grow taller at the age of 28!
Huang Xiao is exhausted! Some of them were too drunk!
The main reason is that the taste is a bit unique, and I can't stand it without a little wine.
This was also something he had boasted about. He boasted to Liu An that the Ming Dynasty's wine tasted like drinking water. The young master wanted to drink from a big bowl and eat a big mouthful of meat, but he ended up lying down.
The two young men Liu An and Liu Ping were fine when they drank, but they didn't share anything like the tiger whip. They were both bachelors without wives, so they couldn't harm anyone. They could only suffer for him, Master Huang!
It's very hot!
Huang Xiao was lying facelessly on a rocking chair under a locust tree in the courtyard. Yueniang was shaking the cattail leaf fan to fan him!
So beautiful!
After so many days of work, I finally got on the right track. It’s time to enjoy the life of an ancient dandy young master!
Yueniang blushed and took a grape from the tea tray nearby and fed it to her.
fragrant! sweet! ice! Cool!
This is the correct way to travel through time!
The rocking chair is an antique from my hometown, and the grapes are stock in the refrigerator. They have been stored for many days and are almost frozen into popsicles. The remaining tiger penises and bear paws are all sent back to modern times by Huang Xiao to freeze!
"Huzi, why do you think the young master needs to be fed like Naimao'er?"
"I don't know! Is the young master sick?"
"Yeah, yes, look, sister is about to cry!"
This naughty kid is making trouble!
It's obviously sweating!
Even if it was tears, it was because of the anger of these two naughty children!
Huang Xiao's life as a decadent young master ended briefly.
Yue Niang couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"Have you done your homework? Do you know how to write the letters? You two, copy 1,000 letters. The young master will check it tonight!"
Huang Xiao was delighted, and the two children were petrified! He ran away with a grimace.
Huang Xiao sat up in a daze, took the Cattail Fan in Yueniang's hand in a daze, fanned Yueniang, and said with a loud tongue: "Beauty, thank you for your hard work."
Yueniang blushed and said, "Master, after you drink, go back to your room and take a nap. I'll give you another slap. It's sunny outside!"
Just as Huang Xiao was about to nod, he saw Zhu Youxiao walking in.
"Eh? Why are there grapes now?" Zhu Youxiao took one in surprise, "Huh? It's still ice? The ice in the cellar must have melted!"
Huang Xiao reluctantly opened his eyes, gave the cattail leaf fan to Yueniang, and said: "This ice! It's simple! After learning chemistry, you can make it casually, grapes? It's nothing! After learning biology, even if you are in winter If you want to eat watermelon, I can grow it for you!"
Yueniang and Zhu Youxiao were both shocked.
Zhu Youxiao spat out the grape skin and asked hurriedly: "The chemistry in the course that Brother Xian mentioned last night, is the biology so good?"
Huang Xiao: "Mathematics, Physics, and Earth are born. If you are proficient in these five subjects, you can catch the moon from the sky and catch turtles from the ocean! It won't be easy!"
"Catch the moon from the sky, go to the ocean to catch turtles!" Zhu Youxiao muttered to himself in shock.
Yueniang said: "Master! Will you really be able to go to heaven after learning?"
Huang Xiao shook his head and said: "Yes! Who is the young master? When have you ever boasted? When the time comes, the young master will take you flying!"
Yueniang nodded, her eyes full of longing!
When Zhu Youxiao heard the exchange between the two, his eyes were full of fire.
"Is this also the knowledge that Xiandi studies?"
Huang Xiao nodded shamelessly.
"This is real scientific knowledge. I don't even want to talk about the eight-legged essay. It's useless!"
Zhu Youxiao did not refute, but looked forward to it.
"Okay! I really want to learn it hard. Brother Xian, how do you get the flying sky you mentioned? Brother Yu is really curious."
"It must be a gray plane! This gray plane... travels thousands of kilometers in an hour at least... the one that carries people... is a passenger plane, and the one that fights... is a fighter jet! There are also unmanned aircraft..."
Zhu Youxiao and Yueniang were both shocked!
It can travel thousands of kilometers in an hour, and it can also carry people and be used in battles. This is so amazing!
Zhu Youxiao said tremblingly: "How to do it? Can it be done?"
Huang Xiao had been drunk for a long time, and his words were a little incoherent, and he didn't take it from his heart. As he talked, he was so drunk that he actually fell asleep with his eyes closed.
Zhu Youxiao asked, but Huang Xiao didn't answer. When he was about to ask, Yueniang waved her hand.
"This... Miss Yue'er, is Brother Huang Xian drunk?"
Yueniang gently shook her cattail leaf fan and whispered, "Yes, I drank a lot."
Zhu Youxiao said: "Could this be a drunk talk? I just listened to Brother Xian's words, and I didn't feel that he was drunk!"
Yueniang was unsure and said: "It's a bit like drunken talk. The young master talks a little differently from usual. Let Mr. Zhu ask again next time."
Zhu Youxiao's heart was itching and he couldn't stop talking. It was really annoying! But Huang Xiao slept soundly, so he had no choice but to go back first.
I kept thinking in my mind, Huang Xiandi said it for sure, it must be true, but what kind of chicken is the handkerchief?
When Lin Yue'er went to find the Liu An brothers, Mrs. Liu Lin scolded the two brothers with a fierce face, saying that they were neither good nor bad. They must have deliberately watched the young master's jokes!
Liu An shouted that he was wronged. He really thought that the young master could drink. After all, Huang Xiao had always given them the impression of being omnipotent. How could they have known that his drinking capacity was so poor.
He is drunk and likes to talk nonsense. The young master just took the hands of the two brothers and said that he will definitely find two wives for each of them. He also said that as long as they follow him well, he will be a general or something like that in the future!
Although they were talking over drinks, the two brothers were still very excited. Who wouldn't want to be an official? And give it to two daughters-in-law...
Yueniang waved her hand and Liu Lin stopped.
"Go and carry the young master into the backyard."
The Liu An brothers were granted amnesty.
Yueniang gently shook her cattail leaf fan and looked at the sleeping Huang Xiao with tender eyes.
The young master is so handsome even when sleeping...
The young master must be dreaming, the smile on his lips is so sweet...
Yueniang's pretty face turned red. She really didn't expect that she would think wildly about Huang Xiao who was sleeping. She was so embarrassed!
She hurriedly twisted a towel and gently wiped Huang Xiao's sweat, but Huang Xiao hugged her!
Yueniang's heart was beating wildly, but she didn't dare to move.
