Riverside.
A majestic tall figure danced with a sword, and the domineering aura of looking down on the world filled the scene. On the bank of the Yanyu River, one after another of strange and domineering bloody sword lights suddenly erupted!
The sword light soared upwards, straight into the blue clouds, and stirred up the water vapor in the world like a needle that fixed the sea!
The wind and rain responded accordingly!
The wind is blowing and the rain is pouring!
Countless silver snakes emerged from the dark clouds, forming a dense thunder net that wreaked havoc between heaven and earth!
Su Luo on the balcony was so frightened that he took half a step back, with a look of disbelief on his face:
"Call the wind, rain, and thunder?"
"Can human power really do this?"
"etc!"
"So to say……"
“Those respondents just now were not talking nonsense to me, but they were seriously sharing their professional insights and personal experiences with me???”
"Here, what on earth... happened?"
"I traveled through time?"
Su Luo was frightened and inexplicable. He sat back in front of the computer blankly. The scene he just saw flashed through his mind repeatedly. Jiang Hu pointed his sword directly at the sky and stirred up the storm in the city.
Subconsciously, he raised his head and his eyes drifted to the corner of the dormitory - the full-length mirror embedded in the solid wood wardrobe.
With a quick glance, Su Luo vaguely saw himself in the mirror:
He has black hair and brown eyes, and a clean and handsome face. He is somewhat similar to Li Xiaoyao in "The Legend of Sword and Fairy".
Su Luo breathed a sigh of relief and said:
"Fortunately, he is as handsome as before he traveled through time!"
The nervousness caused by time travel and the confusion about where to go in the future immediately dissipated 99% in front of this handsome face!
What is a sense of substitution?
That's it.
at this time.
As his body and mind gradually became calmer and more harmonious, countless memory fragments swept over him, appearing in his mind like a picture scroll.
Su Luo, a native of Qingcheng, is a junior at Pioneer College.
His parents joined the Antarctic scientific expedition team and disappeared mysteriously for seven years. With the pension, he had enough money to hire a tutor and successfully entered the local university - Qingcheng Pioneer College.
The description so far is pretty normal.
Then,
Suddenly it’s not normal!
When Su Luo filled out his application, he checked the "Agree to Adjustment" option, and as a result, he was forcibly transferred from "Psychic Mechanics" to a "Classical Taoist Major".
It took three years for him to finally realize the corruption and horror of classical Taoism!
Just as General Fan said, "Classical Taoism is shameless! You are talking about Taoism Association, how many association presidents have changed every term, can it be changed? Changing the soup does not change the medicine!..."
There are many academic circles, ranking based on seniority, respecting the elderly, and the hierarchy is solidified!
Due to the characteristics of classical Taoist masters, "the older they get, the more in tune with the nature of heaven and earth". Of course, some people also jokingly call it "the older they are, the more powerful they are." Young people must wait until they are forty years old before they have a chance to stand out!
The most suitable age for struggle between the ages of 20 and 40 is almost spent wasting time, trying to please seniors and flattering!
The original owner once wrote in his diary:
"To be honest, I'm about to be a senior, and college life is a mess."
"The root of the pain is that I simply don't like the major I'm studying."
"The curriculum on the wall is a nightmare that has haunted me for three years!"
"I flatter those eccentric Taoist teachers every day; I work endlessly for just a few credits; I finally got into the student union, and there is official talk everywhere, and everyone is flattering and bullying!"
"I am going crazy!"
"Every day in the beginning was spent in constant self-denial and self-comfort."
"The harder you work, the more confused you become; the more you struggle, the more disappointed you become."
After nearly three years of hard work, the original owner failed to change his major, and his initial hope turned into the deepest despair!
The pension left by his parents was also exhausted, and the original owner's character gradually became depressed, manic, and anxious...
In fact.
Teachers of classical Taoism never want any "firewood" to escape easily.
Just like the fertility rate, without sufficient new population, factory owners cannot continue to enjoy the demographic dividend.
Who is the population and who is the dividend? The people above know better than you!
When you are carrying a heavy load and moving forward, there must be someone who is helping you calm down the years!
so,
Just six hours ago, Qin Shouren, the head of the Department of Classical Taoism, took the initiative to find the original owner and magnanimously gave him two ways to go.
Either drop out of school and enter society with the stigma of being a college dropout;
Or you can wait until you are thirty or forty years old and bully the young people twenty years later. This cycle repeats, with rise and fall and chaos.
but……
What no one expected was that the original owner chose a way to completely end his troubles - committing suicide by taking medicine under the infinitely beautiful sunset and glow!
Once and for all!
In the past hundred years, the suicide rate in classical Taoism has remained high. Some poets even wrote satirical poems, which became famous for a while:
"Sixty-year-old young men continue to work hard at the front line of their jobs!"
"The seventy-year-old Taoist priest strives to go further!"
"The eighty-year-old elder is exercising and trying to outlast some other people!"
"The ninety-year-old deputy manager works with a breathing tube!"
"The sect leader of Chitose monopolizes most of the life-extending medicinal materials and has sole power!"
"But some people die at the age of twenty!"
Going through qualifications has always been a traditional skill of classical Taoists!
When Su Luo saw this answer before, he didn't feel much at all.
But when he actually took on the role of a 21-year-old young classical Taoist who was about to graduate from internship...
A deep and helpless feeling of despair surged into my heart like layers of waves!
But perhaps because he was born under a red flag, Su Luo's willpower was stronger than that of his original owner. Faced with "classical Taoism" that was a hundred times darker than civil engineering, he actually came up with some rather bold ideas.
…………
In front of the full-length mirror.
Staring at the eyes in the mirror, Su Luo took a deep breath and said seriously:
"You don't want your life, I'll take it!"
"I will avenge you!"
"You have been working hard for three years to change your major. It just so happens that I am not willing to flatter you. I will never be able to humble myself to those old Taoist masters!"
With a firm expression and persistence in his eyes, Su Luo decided to make a name for himself in the special three-body world of "Human Realm (Daxia Dynasty)-Two Realms Mountain-Monster Realm".
Just from...
Start switching majors!
Su Luo turned the mouse and exited the Zhihu web version, preparing to open the official website of Qingcheng Pioneer College to inquire about information about changing majors.
Changing majors is never easy!
According to the school's official website, it needs to meet three major conditions before those classical Taoist teachers who are like old vampire monsters will let you go!
First, paying taxes is an honor!
In a single tax year, you must pay a personal income tax of 10,000 yuan to compensate the state for its investment in you!
That is to say,
You must actually earn about 240,000 yuan and pay more than 10,000 yuan in personal income tax to meet the conditions for paying tax honors!
Second, show strength.
You must defeat any classical Taoism instructor in an open arena.
Although the classical Taoist master is a purely auxiliary profession and is very weak in terms of combat effectiveness, university lecturers are often held by classical Taoist masters aged forty to fifty years old.
Even a senior warrior who specializes in combat may not be able to defeat easily.
Third, get recognition.
One has to gain recognition in another major and work under another university lecturer!
After all, the classical Taoist profession is a top assistant and a familiar colleague.
Many lecturers in other majors are unwilling to risk offending their top assistants and colleagues by taking on a student with only modest connections.
These three points, especially the second and third points, are to escape from the shackles set by the classical Taoist profession!
Su Luo felt the difficulty of changing majors and couldn't help but sigh:
"No wonder the original owner failed to escape despite trying hard for three years!"
at this time.
As the color of the computer page changed, Su Luo noticed that there seemed to be something strange somewhere on his screen.
"Huh?"
"what is that?"
Su Luo was startled, and dug out a mysterious piece of jade the size of a peanut from the screen location of the [Publish] button on the Zhihu web version.
At this moment, a sudden change occurred!
——Buzz!
The mysterious jade suddenly buzzed, and in the blink of an eye, it exploded into countless pieces in the lightning fire, and then dispersed into a large thick and strange gray mist that filled the surroundings of Su Luo's body.
These strange gray fogs twist, connect, and evolve with each other!
finally,
The gray mist condensed and took shape, turning into a vast, ancient and mysterious scroll, and dragged Su Luo into endless darkness...
