Chapter 1 Top 50 on Zhihu’s hot search rankings!

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Year 102 of the Daxia calendar.

March 27th, five o'clock in the evening.

Qingcheng.

Pioneer Academy.

Su Luo, a junior, sat in front of the computer and stared at the computer screen with strange eyes.

It shows three pages: [Web version of Zhihu] - [Creation Center] - [Draft Box].

[Draft Box] contains a line of unpublished questions:

"I have studied classical Taoism for three years, and I feel a little regretful. Is it still too late to switch to the popular modern martial arts or spiritual mechanics?"

Forehead……

Su Luo felt a little confused.

Before he dozed off, he clearly filled in the following content -

"I have studied civil engineering for three years and I have some regrets. Is it still too late to switch to computer science or finance, which are hot topics?"

That’s right, it’s that major with a 99% success rate!

Su Luo made a living by picking up scraps when he was a child, and he has always attached great importance to income. Hearing people say that civil engineering can make a lot of money quickly, so he filled out the application form.

Unexpectedly, by the time he was about to graduate, China's construction industry had become highly saturated.

Once you enter the civil engineering field, you will be wrong for life!

so.

Su Luo felt very confused about his employment prospects.

You can’t have flexible employment, right?

Will we still have to... in the future?

Celebrate the New Year flexibly,

Flexible marriage,

Flexibly worship ancestors?

Thinking about such a future makes people shudder!

therefore.

Su Luo had the idea of ​​changing his major and decided to ask questions on Zhihu to seek advice from people with experience.

but……

What is unexpected is that after taking a nap, the question was changed by some idiot?

Classical Taoism?

Modern martial arts?

Mental mechanics?

What are these?

Su Luo couldn't understand, but he was greatly shocked and said slightly angrily: "Is it possible that some idiot secretly touched my computer?"

Just when he was about to close this stupid question, Su Luo suddenly felt that this question seemed...

Quite silly?

Just think of this.

Su Luo became interested, put his finger on the right button of the mouse, and clicked lightly on [Publish]. In an instant, he suddenly felt a hint of drunkenness and lost consciousness...

Cold, shaking...

The moment he woke up, Su Luo found that he was still at the computer desk. The surrounding environment had not changed at all. He looked at his watch and saw that only half an hour had passed. He said helplessly:

"Staying up late is really tiring. I actually took a nap twice in broad daylight!"

only.

High above the window of the dormitory where Su Luo hadn't noticed, a drunken swordsman carrying a big gourd flew arrogantly over Qinghai City with his sword, twisting and turning, forming an "S" shaped flight trail, attracting Passers-by exclaimed:

"Honey, come out and see the Sword Immortal!"

"Oh my God, what kind of boss is this? He can actually fly with a sword?"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuoriuu, I've always dreamed of becoming a swordsman!"

Some young people with extraordinary hearing vaguely heard Jiujianxian seem to be reciting an unknown song and music:

"It's better to be drunk than in the world of mortals and change the world!"

…………

Su Luo looked up at the screen.

Zhihu sent a congratulatory message:

[If you ask a question successfully, you can invite the following users to get answers quickly! 】

[Invite friends to answer your questions (33 high-quality answerers have been selected for you...click to view the detailed list)]

【One-click invitation? 】

Su Luo slid the mouse and clicked the [One-Click Invite] button in the middle of the screen.

Zhihu sent a reminder:

[The invitation is successful, do you want to continue the invitation? 】

continue.

Su Luo clicked [One-click Invite] again and invited about 200 relevant respondents before giving up.

In order for a question to generate enough views, it often requires hundreds of invitations. If several big Vs participate in answering the question, it will bring traffic and popularity, and it may even be on the hot search rankings!

The traffic is overwhelming!

soon.

The first netizen with the nickname "Meet the Dragon King!" replied:

"Thank you for the invitation. I'm in Liangjie Mountain and just got off the train."

"Although modern martial arts and mental mechanics are very popular, classical Taoism is the profession that has the last laugh!"

"The entrance threshold for modern martial arts is low. If the eyes, ears, nose, mouth, front vagina, and back vagina are all opened, you are qualified to enter the battlefield of the Two Worlds Mountains. Guarding the border for hundreds of millions of people sounds very honorable. , when you walk on the street, others will look at you!

But their lives are not long!

Toiling the bones and exercising the body often leaves many hidden wounds inside the body.

Once you pass the age of thirty-five, you will enter a midlife crisis.

Physical fitness will decline rapidly.

The baldness rate is extremely high!

Hair growth potion is always the best-selling product among warriors, bar none!

If you join the Pheasant Mercenary Group, you will find that when you are in your thirties, there will be a young man who is 996 better than you and is learning the job skills that you are good at. "

As soon as he saw this, Su Luo burst out laughing.

What is "serious nonsense"!

That's it.

I really don’t think I can tell, are you describing the programmer industry?

Isn’t the so-called “guarding the borders for hundreds of millions of people” just a network security project?

Isn't the Pheasant Mercenary Group just one of those shameless small companies?

Big companies still want to show off a little bit, but small companies are never lenient when it comes to hiring and squeezing employees!

Su Luo's interest greatly increased and he continued to read the analysis behind the netizen's "Meet the Dragon King!":

"The greatest advantage of classical Taoism is job stability."

"Take the subject you must take when you graduate, the Taoist Natural Cooling Technique. Maybe you young men with high spirits don't look down on these mediocre therapeutic Taoist techniques.

The medical skills of young people are not trusted by warriors, but as you grow older and become more and more consistent with the nature of heaven and earth, the power of the Taoism you display will become stronger and stronger!

The older, the more powerful!

According to my survey, the income of classical Taoists over forty years old is often much higher than that of martial artists of the same age. "

"Besides, psychic masters depend on their talent!"

"When you entered school, your brain potential should have been tested. If an untrained young man can bend a man, bah, bend an iron spoon, he basically has the lowest level of talent. need.

If you have talent, who can stop you from becoming a telekinesis master?

This profession is the meat and potatoes of the battlefield in Liangjie Mountain. Every time you go out, there are warriors on the side to protect you. Not only does it have a high social status, but it also earns a lot of money. However, the initial investment is a little larger. If you have a rich family, this profession is very good. It’s for you! "

Su Luo thought about it a little and quickly adapted to the world view fabricated by netizens "Meet the Dragon King!"

Eighty percent of classical Taoists are doctors.

As for mentalists, those with high social status, high income, using their brains, relying on talent, and having a wealthy family have an advantage. They sound very much like financial practitioners.

Two Worlds Mountain Battlefield...

Well.

This unfamiliar vocabulary made Su Luo a little confused.

Does it mean that shopping malls are like battlefields?

Combined with the speculations of financial practitioners, it is... the stock market?

So,

Liangjieshan is A shares + Hong Kong stocks?

Su Luo understood everything.

Warriors are network security engineers. They are responsible for protecting the account interests of financial practitioners (spiritual masters) and protecting the network environment of A-shares and Hong Kong stocks (Liangjieshan).

Um.

This makes sense.

It all makes sense!

Su Luo smiled slightly and double-clicked to like "Meet the Dragon King!" for his unbridled imagination.

Immediately afterwards.

The second netizen named "Bai Si Bu Qi Jie" made a grand appearance and spoke boldly:

"The 21st century will definitely be the century of classical Taoism! If you are a top scholar in any profession, as long as you work hard, you can become a golden phoenix in any major!"

Since this is a LV5 influencer, as soon as he answered the question, it attracted the attention of thousands of netizens, who joined the answering team.

【This person already has a way to die】:

"There are only rubbish people, but there are no rubbish professionals!"

[Tianlongren 10086]:

"Tch, you Taoists are just a bunch of stinky beggars. Shamanism, which is unique to us Celestial Dragons, is the best profession in the world! Did you see the sky-reaching pattern on my forehead?"

[Please remind me to review the civil service examination content when you see me]:

"Whether it's classical Taoism or mental mechanics, taking the public examination! Taking the public examination! Taking the public examination is the best way out for young people! In the marriage and love market, civil servants are always highly favored!"

soon.

The question raised by Su Luo became one of the top 50 most searched questions on Zhihu in a very short period of time.

and.

The ranking is soaring!

More and more real bosses are joining the answering team.