"The desire for fame and fortune is ups and downs in the sea, and the stone, light, electricity and fire are all in this life; the affairs of the world are endless, and it is an idiot to look at the world without smiling. '
When I wake up, it feels like a lifetime ago. Someone was reciting poetry in a local accent and stretching comfortably. Taking a closer look, he was in a... wilderness? Turning around again, two familiar and lovely people were staring at him.
"Oh, these are my two apprentices. You have grown up. I think you were only here at the beginning." Someone said and at the same time, he put his flat palm on his waist to signal the two apprentices. His former height.
This action made the two girls' faces turn black. He looked at his teacher with eyes like a dead fish and said, "Teacher, that was thirteen or four years ago."
Lin was surprised: "What! It's been so long. It turns out that I have been sleeping for thirteen or fourteen years. But whether it is thirteen years or fourteen years, do you have a more accurate answer? I don’t remember teaching you such vague answers.”
Halumi and Kaya, one on the left and one on the right, patted their teacher's cheeks with both hands, pinching the fleshy part with one hand. While pulling and rubbing, he said: "What we are talking about is that the height you compared was thirteen or fourteen years ago. It has only been three days since you disappeared inexplicably and left us half dead. Sister-in-law I just went to the math class for you, and the two of us stayed behind. We were discussing that if you don't wake up, we will either dig up the entire land and put it away, or we will build a house here. "
The man whose face was being rubbed mumbled, "What, only three days? I thought it had already been three hundred years."
Just rubbing and rubbing, the two girls seemed to be addicted to rubbing and couldn't bear to let go. Even Halumi, the bold one, even rubbed her belly. Teachers are forced to take action and swat away their clutches. "What! What! Isn't this amazing!"
Someone couldn't help but kick the two girls' butts, just like how they used to deal with them when they were naughty when they were children.
At this time, Fen appeared in front of someone wearing a red four-spirit suit. Her attitude was originally indifferent and indifferent, as always; but after seeing someone, she actually showed a surprised look and said in an uncertain tone: "James is fat?"
"James Bond? 007? Where did that come from? It's me, it's me." Lin responded in confusion.
Fen didn't say much, just pulled out a large water mirror and gave it to someone to use as a full-length mirror to see what he looked like.
It’s a good thing I didn’t see it, but I was shocked when I saw it. If your mind is not clear, you might think that you are back to the past, living a two-point, one-line life. Throughout the day, besides working, I just eat snacks, watch new shows, and play video games. His current appearance is just like the incarnation of Fat Man that he saw before, or the self before time travel.
Only then did someone remember to touch his big belly. Soft and elastic, it will swing up and down with a light tap. I haven't felt this feeling in a long time...
Ah, no, how could I change back to this? Not to mention this body type, even the Xuanwu robe has become a large-sized robe. It does not feel out of place or tight or uncomfortable when worn on a fat man.
Lin turned around in disbelief and confirmed that no matter which direction he looked from, it was indeed much wider. The two girls seemed to have come to their senses and said in tears: "Wow~, the teacher has become a fat demon."
"Who has become a fat monster? I am not fat, I have a big frame. Forget it, I have no common language with skinny people like you, so I won't explain it to you." Someone said using the cheating method he was used to before time travel. .
However, the wailing of the two girls reminded the Lich of the question he should have asked: "What are you now? Are you a god or a demon?"
"Great, you have eliminated the option of Fatty first. Should I express my gratitude first?" Lin Zuoshi said, holding a handful of snot and tears.
"Okay, stop pretending. With your attitude, it's still a bit difficult to convince me that you are not James Fat. Again, the question is, what are you now? Are you still a human being? You have suffered from those eight powers before. The Lord's blow finally turned me into a skinny person in the true sense. Now that I have received the gift from the abyss, I am as fat as a ball. So, what is your condition now?"
"Well, I also want to know the answer to this question. Maybe nothing happened in fact. If I say this, would you believe it?" Fei Lin spread his hands and asked.
Of course, Fen didn't believe what someone said, and said: "If nothing had happened, the demons who came to trouble you would not have retreated so easily. The demons who came here did not just come to the streets casually. "
"Those demons? By the way, what happened to me in reality?" Someone asked in confusion.
Regarding such a question, Fen keenly grasped something and asked: "You don't know what happened? Could it be that when it happened, your consciousness actually stayed in your magic tower."
Fei Lin replied: "Well, it was true at first, but then I immersed myself in other environments and got busy. I stayed there for a very long time, and I thought hundreds of years had passed. Unexpectedly, when I asked, it had only been three days. .”
"Yes, the transformation was completed in three days. I was also surprised. That's why I want to know, what should you be now? A fallen and failed human being? A demon that looks very much like a human being? Or a fat man disguised as a demon?"
"You mentioned fat people again." Lin complained: "How did I gain weight? Tell me where exactly I gained weight."
Facing the fat man's persistent pursuit in front of him, Fen also felt impatient. He glanced at the location of a certain blue wave knife and quickly reached out to draw the knife. I thought I could capture the knife in one go, but it was defeated and beaten by someone, and it was dissolved invisibly.
But in the last round of the fight, Fen played a trick. Pretending that he was once again grabbing Hakori, who was hidden under the small shawl and said to be never stored by anyone. Of course, Fei Lin used his fleshy hands to block the attack from the lich. But at the moment when the arm was wrestling with the arm, Fen grabbed it with his backhand and scratched a scar on the back of someone's hand. There were even a few drops of blood on the nails.
Seeing that he had his target, Fen stuffed it into his mouth without thinking. After sucking it, I immediately understood the man's current situation.
To be honest, the situation is really complicated.
Simply put, the conclusion is that this man is still human. But his whole body exuded the aura unique to the devil. However, the person in front of him does not have the magic core that a demon should have.
So should this transformation be considered a success or a failure? If this change is what was previously guessed, someone's old habit has recurred, just like a person playing cards at the card table who flips the table before losing. So what was the hand that decided to flip the table when he was caught? After turning over the table, what changes happened?
Many unsolved mysteries filled the Lich's mind. There are so many things, I don’t know where to start.
Suddenly, Fei Lin asked first: "The two girls just said that when you go back, you will take my place in math class. So... is the class over?"
"I'm not worried about you. Kaya informed me and I rushed over immediately. As for those white-bearded masters, they must have ways to kill their boring time. What are you worried about for them?"
