As a fat nerd, his ability to pick up girls may be zero, but his ability to talk is definitely 100%. Based on the love movies I have watched and the various love games and h-games I have played, it would be in vain if I did not give you the entire "Hundred Ways to Fuck a Royal Sister", excluding some of the games that are too cruel to the heart. It's called a house.
Since you dare to deliver it to your door yourself, don't blame me for being rude. So someone just thought about it for a while and said:
"If you want to pursue an older woman you know well, following in her footsteps is the worst thing to do. Because no matter how you chase her, the possibility of catching up with her is very low. So what you have to do is not blindly cater to or please her. Rather, you want to replace the impression in the other person's mind that you are always chasing her behind with a line of snot hanging from your nose, and make the other person realize that he is already a mature man. Of course, this does not require you to Speak in an old-fashioned tone, or do things that only old men would do. The so-called maturity is not just pretending. It is a person’s accumulation of life experience, decisions made, and mistakes made. A life attitude that is accumulated bit by bit by countless life experiences. So what you should do is to get out of the protection of others. But this does not mean that you should do something dangerous, but that you should treat those around you. Read more, learn more, ask more questions about everything, ask some whys, and figure out why things should be done the way they are. The accumulation of these invisible changes is called maturity, rather than just growing a beard and dumb voice. When you can solve something that she can't solve, this first step is considered a success. By the way, how old are you now?"
"I am exactly lx(60) years old this year."
"Oh." Wait! Let me count it out. An elf reaches adulthood at the age of ninety, but this guy is only sixty. If we compare it to the age of eighteen for a human being, that means I am teaching a guy of junior high school age how to pick up girls!
After figuring this out, someone was suddenly stuck in his thoughts and couldn't continue talking. I saw this elf boy who didn't know that his spirit was contaminated, with his eyes wide open, looking forward to someone's next words.
Suddenly Jermaine spoke Silverbeard Dwarf language and shouted: 'Hey, big brother, come and see if I'm doing this well! '
Seeing God's rescue again, this is the first time he has been rescued by this silver-bearded dwarf who has no eyesight and specializes in destroying the atmosphere. At the same time, someone was awakened. The person in front of him was not the young boy next door who had just started falling in love, but a king. So Lin pretended to smile and said, "Your Majesty, please think about what I just said. I'm a little hungry, and Jermaine is still yelling over there."
Although he felt it was a pity, he also felt that he had benefited a lot today, so the young king waved his hand and said with a smile: "Of course, of course, I hope the elves' food is to your liking."
I laughed awkwardly a few times, but it seemed that I was still a little carried away. In the warm greeting of the young king, Lin noticed what a certain screaming dwarf was doing, and then he was dumbfounded.
In front of the drunken silver-bearded dwarf was a three-sided water mirror screen, and the content on the screen looked like a normal human's head-up perspective. It would be fine if it were static, but the scenery in the picture is moving, and there are ups and downs. It looks like the camera is used as an observation point, moving like a human being.
Regarding the thing Jermaine showed, someone was wondering whether it was something imaginary. The drunken silver-bearded dwarf seemed to be showing off, shouting in Common Language: "Hey, big brother, come and take a look at this control system I designed. It is a combination of peaceful armed forces and robot programs. A remote control interface. It allows me to control the actions of peaceful armed forces from a distance. Although it only controls movement for the time being, all fighting actions can only be run by established programs and cannot be controlled remotely. But for that kind of precise fighting I already have some ideas about motion control. Let’s take a look at this system first. It’s wonderful. I’m controlling the Peace Arms, walking over from where we stay. There’s no one inside, it’s completely remote control.”
At the same time, there were some little elf girls surrounding Jermaine, shouting and screaming in an incomprehensible manner.
Sure enough, as long as they master the technology, the imagination of the natives of Midland will never be inferior to that of the people on earth. Just looking at a certain silver-bearded dwarf who had laid out all his old stuff and had a triumphant expression on his face, Lin turned to look at the other three dwarves who had given up expressions and asked in the silver-bearded dwarf language: "This What else did Big Mouth not say? '
Marit said in a voice that was so plain that it could scare people: 'He told everything I knew, and he even said some things that even I didn't know. So I don't know what else he didn't say. '
'Didn't you consider giving him a sap? I saw before that you guys had perfected that move to the point of perfection. '
'The guy who didn't take advantage of you. In addition, I thought he would be moderate, so I gave him some face. By the time I wanted to hit him with a chair, it was already too late. '
After Marit finished speaking, the three dwarves all looked regretful. But after all, this is the family matter of the silver-bearded dwarves. For some people, although it may cause some trouble to their fellow travelers, it is nothing more than trouble. And this also reminds someone that their secrets must be kept secret from this big mouth. If he knew about it, it would be the same as taking a loudspeaker and sending it around.
But to be fair, Jermaine's mind was racing at the thought of remote control. It's just... regarding the issue of information transmission and control, has he considered all aspects of the problem?
Although all the image-related accesses I have now have been castrated, the required capacity is not like the original Midi video file, and the original format cannot be transmitted using magic stones. However, updating this kind of real-time picture, even using a new access format, should be very expensive.
Just when someone was thinking this, he saw cracks like broken glass appearing on the three screens built using the water mirror technique, as well as the light-engraved keyboard on the plane. At the same time, the screen content is interrupted and becomes blank. Then under the eyes of everyone, the screen and keyboard dispersed into the most primitive magical aura, and then dissipated between heaven and earth.
This is a sign of magic breaking down. At the same time, Jermaine, who was in control, also collapsed. He let out howls like a murderous pig, just like a white-eyed junior high school student who joined a group to fight a raid, but was disconnected from the Internet cafe owner because the time was up.
The dwarf didn't know what to do, so he threw himself on Lin with snot and tears. Crying: "Brother, what should I do? The peaceful armed force is still walking. If no one controls it, it will not turn and may even hurt others. What should I do?"
I really want to kick this guy away. In order to meet these important people among the elves, he had put on a clean robe that was only used on formal occasions, and now it was all stained with his nose, tears and saliva.
A helpless sigh. Seriously speaking, Jermaine is a genius, maybe not as good as that lich, but definitely better than him. Although he didn't talk about the related development of technology, he was able to think of those applications and implement them. His various inferences are really amazing.
But just like those mad scientists, they don't care about the bottom. He often gets things out of control, and then he has no way to deal with the aftermath, so he can only ask others for help. This guy is so out of line, if no one helps him, he will kill himself sooner or later. It seems that we need to arrange a shock education to control his temper. But not this time.
I don’t know which street, but there is a peaceful armed force that is programmed to walk on its own. It is not a remote control car for children. It was a murder weapon, and it was a robot with a self-defense mechanism. Although it is still far from being practical, it is already lethal. Lin didn't want anyone to be harmed by this kind of half-finished product related to him, so he had no choice but to help.
Considering that this is the capital of the Elf Kingdom, most capitals have regulations prohibiting magicians from flying in the sky. Of course, if it is just a regulation, it will not have much restrictive effect on the masters. There are large empires that directly turn the capital into a magic-forbidden zone, but that is expensive and not something that ordinary countries can afford.
Most countries play like the Earth. The Earth is detected by radar, then intercepted by fighter planes, and directly served with more ruthless missiles. The Lost Land also follows the same method, but uses magic. But there are many kinds of magic, and each one has its own differences in how to use it.
In my impression, the Elf Kingdom, which is dominated by druids and elf magic, is limited by insufficient manpower and confidence in magical attainments, so they have a method of detecting fluctuations in mana and power. As long as there is abnormal wind gathered by power, which is also the principle of magical flight, a warning will naturally occur. The main reason for such a distinction is to allow ordinary birds to fly in the air.
In other words, after he appears in the sky, as long as he does not use flying magic, he should not trigger the detection of the elves' restricted air. This means there should be no chance of being magically focused and then knocked out of the sky.
This question arises because someone is planning to search for the location of peaceful armed forces from above. Lin never thought of asking a sniveling dwarf where he had gone to control the peaceful armed forces. This product is definitely classified as drunk driving, and it is also the kind of drunk driving. He himself knows where he drove that big toy, and that's what makes him a ghost.
Even if he really knows, according to Jermaine's expressive ability, if others can understand it, someone will probably find it by himself. So Lin flashed his identity and went straight to the sky.
Before the elves had time to react to the disappearing magician, the heavy iron armor appeared out of thin air in the courtyard and fell heavily to the ground. And someone appeared where he left, sweating profusely and panting. It is quite a heavy burden for someone to carry items safely, especially if they are so large.
At this time, Jermaine, who ran to the peaceful armed forces to check, let out a miserable howl again: "Why are all the programs gone?"
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