"Teacher, the sun is shining on both my buttocks."
It was this sound again that disturbed my clear dream. Opening my eyes with difficulty, the dazzling sunlight passed through the same door and shone on my buttocks on the bed.
Turning his head, he saw two girls hanging by the bed, only the upper half of their faces exposed. Four eyes darted around. Kaya still reached out her hand and poked the tall buttocks of the person next to her.
"Shhhh." He waved his hand lightly and chased away the two young disciples who were looking for death. In fact, I am also doubting how Lin survived last night, from all aspects.
Looking at the former Demon King who was still lying in bed holding a pillow, someone was speechless. Like yesterday, who pushed whom down? Who is the attacker? Who is the sufferer? who
Forget it, why does it feel like I'm discussing various issues with those rotten girls? As an otaku, he should be acting like a naughty person, or he should be insulting, naughty, and so on. The so-called pure route is for the moment when that mask is destroyed.
Putting aside all the doubts, he put on his home robe, yawned loudly, and walked downstairs while leaning on the wall. My steps were a little weak, and my stomach was of course very hungry. We had a heart-wrenching battle yesterday, which consumed too much energy.
"Girl, have some breakfast." He walked into the restaurant and shouted to the girl who was busy at the stove.
"Okay."
"By the way, send a copy to the person above."
"oh."
The plate with fried eggs and bacon was smashed in front of her with a rattling sound, expressing the girl's dissatisfaction. Kaya walked upstairs steadily carrying the breakfast, her mood and anger were not obvious.
I really wanted to bang the table and curse people, but unfortunately I felt lazy and couldn't exert any energy. Just let them go.
The milk delivered from the small town in the morning was chilled for a short time, and now it feels so cool to drink. After Lin took a small sip, he immediately drank it in large gulps, and drank several cups in a row. It seemed that he was more thirsty than hungry. Who said I sweated too much yesterday and was a little dehydrated.
Almost finishing today's bucket of milk, Kaya came down again carrying the breakfast she had brought upstairs.
Does anyone want to eat it?
Just as Lin was thinking about it, he saw someone following behind the brown-skinned girl. She was the leader of the dark age, the slayer of the ancient gods, the lich closest to God, the leader of the Revenge Legion, the end of life, and the beginning of terror. The only woman in history to be named the Demon King. Maybe in the future, we can add a juicer to that long list of names.
horrible! How did he escape from the clutches of the devil? Lin Wuzi was suspicious.
Tikal didn't care about the dissatisfied looks of the girls, and sat directly opposite Lin, casually picking up breakfast and eating it with his hands.
"This tastes good."
"Hehe, of course the teacher teaches well."
In response to someone's shameless behavior, the two girls puffed up their cheeks without hesitation and made applause sounds.
However, this little noise did not disturb the two of them at all. Lin was sizing up the former demon king in loose robes, while Tikal was eating slowly while looking at the person in front of him, as if he was treating him as a side dish.
After a while, a certain demon king took the lead in breaking the calm and said in increasingly fluent Aramaic: "As for the stars in the sky, I think I can help you."
"Pfft." Lin, who was biting a hard-boiled egg, couldn't help laughing. "No, no, you can't help."
"Oh, you don't trust me?"
"No, no, this has nothing to do with trust. It's just that I just think you can't do it."
"oh."
A raised voice indicates someone's dissatisfaction. Lin ignored it and said, "Don't be unconvinced. How about I ask you a question and if you can answer it, I'll let you help me."
Upon hearing this, Tikal said decisively: "Ask."
"Today there is something whose number I don't know. Three or three is more than two, five or five is more than three, seven or seven is more than two. How many of these things are there?"
A certain lich, a demon king, and a juicer looked at a certain man with a dull look on his face. There is no mathematics in the Lost World, so it is not easy to kill these natives. Lin asked another question: "Today there is an object. Let go of it from a height of 9.0 meters above the ground and let it fall to the ground. It will take one second. Then let it go twice as far away, at a height of 19.6 meters. , how many landings will it take?”
Tikal looked confused. Although the two questions in succession did not fail her, during those long years, she had thought about similar problems and solved them in a very complicated way. But the confidence she gained from someone made her a little unsure whether it was just pretentious or something.
Lin laughed and said as if he was looking for death: "Here's another question that I usually use. The average distance between the sun and the Milky Way is set to 1. Looking at the same star from both ends of the diameter of the orbit, the measured angle is Arc seconds, please! What is the distance of this star from the Midian star system?"
looking at a certain woman
