Chapter 33 The Romance of Otaku

Style: Fantasy Author: KonomaruoWords: 3064Update Time: 24/01/12 14:21:10
Everyone in the adventure group showed their respect for the appearance of the tower master. But the crazy words in his mouth are not very convincing. The beautiful warrior leader, although he didn't say it clearly, still had a disapproving look on his face. Instead, one of her heavily armored warriors knocked on a shield behind him and said:

"Can any equipment be broken? Then can I, the golden shield made by the master dwarf craftsman, also be able to break it?"

Lin said proudly: "Nothing is useless, I can just break it." However, the topic changed and he said: "But I have never tried it with a shield made by dwarves. I don't know how long it will last."

This is such an arrogance that only a magician in a remote rural place would dare to say it. The warrior took off the shield behind him. The square tower shield was as smooth as a mirror, and its cylindrical curved appearance glowed with several kinds of auras, indicating that it was blessed with several kinds of magic. The shield is painted with a noble coat of arms and a totem of a griffin beast, which is colorful. This is a magic shield with excellent craftsmanship. Lin does not deny this view, and judging from the appearance of the warrior, this shield is not just a fake.

The soldier knocked the shield proudly and said, "Can that huge sword of your Excellency be able to cut through this shield?"

"Do you want to try?" Looking at the soldier's eager expression, Lin decided to demonstrate first before asking the soldier for his answer. He said to the two girls: "Go to the foundry and bring out three iron ingots. Two of them will serve as legs and one will stand up."

After finishing speaking, Lin waved his hands, put the ship-cutting knife on his back, and asked everyone to move to the hall. At this time, the two apprentices had already set up an iron ingot about the width of two palms, waiting to test the knife.

Everyone in the adventure group was surprised by the materials used in the knife test. Generally speaking, it is a wooden frame and bundles of wheat straw. The more delicate one is a piece of pork or beef. The more cruel one is a living person, usually a death row prisoner. No one directly picked up an iron ingot. It was not the size of a palm, but a military-grade iron ingot for transportation. It took several strong men to lift it.

After explaining it to the guests, Lin gave himself the power spell. To play with this weapon, you can't rely on your own arm strength. And when he held the door panel flat, he looked quite intimidating. Then the magic of the sword was turned on, and a strange noise filled everyone's ears. I saw the tiny serrations on the blade starting to run along the sword body at high speed.

The three most romantic weapons for men: chainsaws, lightsabers, and laser guns. Lin may not have thought of a way to do the latter two. If he doesn't do the first, he would be sorry for himself.

The game should start with Doom, and the movie might start with The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. This modern weapon, which stands at the pinnacle of cold weapons, has officially entered the vision of believers in otaku culture. Inserting the chainsaw into the enemy's body, listening to the roar of the engine, accompanied by the splatters of blood and minced meat, who can say that such a weapon is not enjoyable at all.

There are no engines or motors in Lost World, but there is magic. The lost world may not be able to create saw teeth and usable chains, but there are dragon scales that can replace them. Thinking about the bag of scales that were supposed to be made into dragon scale armor can be said to be the homework that Lin never put down when he was thinking about it between coding a while ago.

Without the burden of the engine, the chainsaw can be made more like a sword. Coupled with the long-arm hilt that can be held with both hands, although it is not known what the real design of the Tang Dynasty Mo Dao looked like, its appearance is similar to the horse-killing sword of later generations.

But the chainsaw can not only cut down horses, but the world of Lost World also has things like ships. Therefore, the former fat otaku who was influenced by the video game Robot Wars did not hesitate to use the name "Ship-Slashing Sword".

Now, after the completion of the ship-cutting sword, it was unveiled in front of outsiders for the first time.

When the saw teeth reached their highest speed, Lin slashed hard with both hands. Amidst the harsh noise and flying sparks, the iron ingot was split into two. Perhaps it is due to the difference in materials. This ship-cutting knife is not like its counterpart on Earth. It takes a long time to sharpen everything before cutting it. The dragon scale serrations are like cutting cheese with a hot knife, just like cutting cheese.

Such achievements are incredible in the eyes of everyone in the adventure group. Lin shrugged, flexed his muscles and said, "I also want to test the quality of the dwarf master craftsman's shield. Do you want to try it?"

The dumbfounded man kept looking back and forth between the iron ingot and the ship-killing knife that had become two pieces. He silently put the shield back into the lattice on his back. This lost gold shield was something I could only afford after giving up most of my net worth and taking a loan from the leader. At that time, I was very confident. With this shield, I could not go anywhere in the Lost World.

But when others try weapons, they can only use arm-thick wood. If it can be cut, it is a very sophisticated and high-quality weapon. Nowadays, when the tower master tests weapons, he just takes an iron block about the same thickness as his own waist and cuts it through with one strike. Although the material quality of the iron block is far inferior to that of my own shield, it is thick enough.

Such a thick piece of iron was broken. If I hid behind the shield, I would probably end up with the person and the shield cut in half. So the soldiers accepted it. It's not that we are not tough enough, it's that the enemy is too cruel.

However, the eyes of other people in his team were bright, as if they had found a treasure. Seeing that the soldier had no intention of testing the shield, Lin did not intend to inquire about the opponent's inability to get off the stage. He ordered the two apprentices to put the ship-cutting sword back to its original place and took out another sword that was criticized as being difficult to use.

Waving the weapon, bursts of lightning flashed in the air, which were derivatives of its own magical properties. Originally, Lin only wanted magnetism, but electromagnetism was not separated, and electricity was also harnessed, so he directed it for attack.

"The name of this sword is the Snake Belly Sword, and its characteristics are... Well, you will know it just by looking at it." Lin Sha stepped away from the crowd in a serious manner, shaking his head to calculate the distance, and took a few steps back. Then he started to wave the snake-belly sword.

What is the evaluation of a magician's swordsmanship in the eyes of warriors? To be honest, no one dared to say it, so Lin had no way of knowing. We can only get a glimpse of it from the expressions of contempt. But the next moment, the snake-belly sword was thrown forward, the sword body was detached, and the weapon like a nine-section whip attacked a distance several times the length of the sword body. The shining tip is almost close to everyone's face.

The blade is divided into twenty-three sections, connected by thin rods, and is as flexible as a whip. Lin turned his wrist, and in his imagination the sword should have spun around like a snake. However, due to the user's clumsiness, the sword was thrown back towards the magician himself.

He hurriedly dodged the sharp sword blades that had wounds after being brushed against them. Lin Jiang flicked his wrist, and the magic magnetism he had worked so hard to study immediately absorbed the sword body into one and restored it to a long sword. This is inspired by the game "Sword Soul" from the earth, in which the female warrior's magical weapon is used. It's a pity that this kind of technical work can't be afforded by fat people like Lin, so this weapon was built only for people.

With a blush on his face, Lin Qian laughed a few times to cover up his embarrassment and said: "In short, this is a very technical sword, and it must be used by a skilled warrior. Unfortunately, until now, it has not met a suitable sword." Owner."

"Woof!" The sudden barking of a dog woke everyone up. Only then did the members of the adventure group realize that there were two huge dog-shaped monsters standing outside the gate, and they all pulled out their weapons. The three masters and apprentices on the side of the magic tower remembered that they hadn't fed the dogs at noon, and of course they hadn't eaten either.

Lin did not take any major measures to counter the guests' high-profile wariness. Instead, he quickly calmed down the nervous guests and said, "Everyone, don't worry, this is a dog raised by two of my apprentices."

Give the snakebelly sword to Kaya and let her put it back where it belongs. Halumi, on the other hand, went out to drive two big dogs. Don't stare at people all the time, stick out your tongue and drool, as if you want to eat people. Lin forced a smile to face the unabated visitor and said, "If your distinguished guest is interested in weapons and wants to try them out, please inform my apprentice. You can rest peacefully in the tower without worrying about the attacks from Warcraft and Savages." danger."

As for the two dogs that were standing on all fours and were almost taller than my teacher, I don't know what kind of golden dog they were fed to make them grow so big in just a few months.

The original doghouse now has no room for even the dog's head. The dog has long since taken care of itself, and the three masters and apprentices agreed that they couldn't afford to feed such a big dog. Instead, every few days, the two girls and the two dogs would go out hunting to the location designated by their teacher. Of course, that was also the place where an abnormal accumulation of high-level energy was discovered under the surveillance of the Magic Tower.

Now Lin's approach to the magic tower's inherent territory within the X ten-day range is very simple. If there are any bad signs, he will let the dog bite. Let the girls accompany you. In addition to practicing some coordination tactics, you must also avoid accidentally injuring passing adventurers or caravans.

After the hunted prey is processed, some of the good meat is used as food for the three masters and apprentices, and the rest is fed to the dogs. They are usually fed raw meat, but will be fed cooked food as a reward every few days, depending on whether there is anything worthy of praise. Today is the day for feeding cooked food. Seeing that noon has passed and the two dogs haven't received the reward yet, they come to the door to urge them.

As for facing a group of guests who were not accustomed to having lunch, Lin, as the owner of the tower, still asked politely. The guests who were just being polite and wanted to have a taste of it, after eating the roast duck made with honey as the sauce, ate the amount that the master and apprentice had originally prepared for dinner.

This made Lin deeply resentful. Finally, we encountered a group of passing migratory birds, and with the help of two big dogs, we managed to catch a few intact wild ducks. Thinking of the taste of Peking duck, Lin was so excited that he couldn't help himself and agreed to reward the two big dogs. Although I don’t remember the ingredients or anything, at least I know how to bake it. The outer skin brushing sauce is directly replaced with honey.

The moment the crispy skin entered his mouth, Lin was so moved that he burst into tears. Although the taste is neither authentic nor authentic, it is always a reminder of that world. The three masters and apprentices ate one, one for each of the two big dogs, and the rest were eaten by a few strong men and women, with no bones left. All that's left is someone's infinite regret.

But this little incident at noon is still insignificant in the eyes of most people.