Chapter 468: Sir, you are such a big trap! Too cruel!

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When Haomiya Qianhe left, her brows were still tangled.

Without the "Mourning Notes", this treasure dedicated to the emperor, where should she look for it in a while?



Xu Guogong's Mansion, back garden.

Xu Fenglei still sat firmly on the Diaoyutai, Xiaozi sent Haogong Qianhe away and ran back again.

"Sir, why do you want to tell the Japanese princess how to make delicious fish dumplings?"

she asked with a smile.

"Oh... I promised her before, so I taught her." Xu Fenglei pressed the fishing rod and responded casually.

"Then the Japanese princess just came to Chang'an and she made an agreement with you?"

Zi Maid blinked her eyes and said,

"You two got to know each other so quickly..."

"Then the Japanese princess is so beautiful...she has an exotic feel!"

Xu Fenglei laughed dumbly.

"...Everyone has a love for beauty."

He waved his hand and said happily,

"Anyone would be willing to deal with beautiful women, and I am no exception."

When Zi Maid heard this, she shook her head.

"Mr. Liar."

She hummed softly,

"You obviously don't like this Princess Qianzuru, you even hate her! How can you be willing to deal with her?"

Xu Fenglei was slightly startled.

He put down the fishing rod, turned sideways and glanced at Zi Maid, with a look of surprise in his eyes.

"Xiao Zi, how did you tell? Did I make it obvious?"

This girl is quite perceptive!

"Look, this slave is right!"

When Xiao Zi saw Xu Fenglei's expression, she suddenly showed a proud look, raised her chin and said,

"This is intuition! Sir, treat Princess Qianhe differently from others."

"This difference is not love, but hostility! Although I don't know why sir is hostile to her, I can feel it."

Xu Fenglei nodded slightly.

That's naturally different.

No matter how beautiful this little Baga is, she can't arouse his favor at all, unless she is an island teacher who is willing to dedicate herself to art.

"You're right, I don't like her."

He knocked Zi Maid's head,

"As for why, don't delve into it."

Zi Mai nodded obediently.

"It's just a pity that my husband taught her such excellent cooking skills and asked her to take away two bottles of top-notch sauce."

She stuck out her tongue and curled her lips and said,

"It's not that Xiao Zi is stingy, it's just that this person is someone that my husband hates. Giving her something... always makes me feel a little unhappy."

She is used to being a housekeeper, so she naturally doesn't want her good things to go to the enemy in vain.

"Hahaha...are you sorry for this?"

Xu Fenglei laughed and shook his head and said,

"No need!"

"Fish soup is delicious, but it is also a kind of poison. From a certain perspective, I actually dug a hole for that bitch and a big hole for the Japanese people!"

"Did you know that in addition to Zhang Han of the Western Jin Dynasty, there is also Chen Deng of the Eastern Han Dynasty as an allusion to this fish dumpling?"

Zi Maid was startled.

"Chen Deng? This name sounds familiar. He seems to be...a figure from the Three Kingdoms?"

She was a little unsure.

Xu Fenglei raised his eyebrows.

sure! Even the little girl knows the celebrities of the Three Kingdoms. It is no wonder that "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" was compiled and widely circulated in later generations.

Because the characters of the Three Kingdoms are already popular among the people, there are a lot of materials in this book that have been handed down from generation to generation, so it is naturally easy to create.

"That's right, Chen Deng was the prefect of Guangling at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty. He loved eating raw fish and clams. As he ate them, he suddenly felt extremely upset, his face turned red, and he lost his appetite."

Xu Fenglei smiled and said,

"It happened that the famous doctor Hua Tuo came to Guangling to help Chen take pulse No. 1. What do you think his disease is?"

"What's the disease?" Zi Maid raised her head and asked curiously.

"Hua Tuo said, there are several liters of worms in your stomach, and they are twisting and dancing inside! This is caused by eating raw fish, because there are many invisible worms in raw fish, and they enter the body. , they set up camp, multiplied in large numbers, and became a swarm of bugs! These bugs parasitize in your body every day and suck your nutrients."

Xu Fenglei smiled solemnly, showing his white teeth.

Zi Maid: "!!!"

A wave of goosebumps swept through her body!

"Then Hua Tuo prepared a medicine that made Chen Deng vomit out all the bugs in his stomach. Can you imagine? The twisting bugs spurted out of his mouth..."

Before Xu Fenglei could say anything, Zi Maid screamed!

"ah!!!"

She covered her ears and shouted, her throat was twitching, and she was about to vomit!

Xu Fenglei didn't care about her appearance and continued:

"After Hua Tuo's treatment, Chen Deng's body recovered. But before Hua Tuo left, he warned him not to eat raw fish and clams, otherwise he would die if he didn't get a good doctor."

"Chen Deng didn't take this seriously. After Hua Tuo left, he still went his own way, eating fish and crabs. Eventually, his whole body was invaded by parasites. At this time, Hua Tuo was not in Guangling, so he died!"

"So, it is true that raw fish and meat are delicious, but it can also kill people! Even if you don't get infected once or twice, how can you walk by the river without getting your shoes wet? As long as you eat too much, you will be infected by parasites. Harmful!"

vomit!

As soon as the words fell, Zi Maid's mouth was like a valve opening, and she suddenly spurted out!

The raw fish and meat wrapped in sauce, mixed with gastric juices and some overnight rice, all spurted out.

Fortunately, an unpleasant smell rose. Fortunately, the air in the back garden was smooth, and a breeze blew away the smell.

"Sir, you, you..."

Zi Maid bent over and held her knees, rolling her eyes as she vomited, and said intermittently,

"You're so stupid!"

"vomit--"

His stomach was rumbling again, and his mouth was gushing again.

Xu Fenglei shrugged.

"How can this be considered a trap for me? I reminded you."

He said with an innocent face,

"If your spleen is not good, you can't eat it."

"If your spleen is extremely strong, no matter how powerful the parasite is, it will only turn into nutrients and high protein. But if the spleen is not strong, the parasites will run rampant."

"I saw you eating so well, I thought you were very confident in your spleen."

Zi Maid: "#¥%...*#¥@!!!"

At this moment, she was vomiting and looking at Xu Fenglei with grief and anger.

What a hint!

It's really a trick to kill people without paying for their lives!

After a while, Zi Mai finally vomited up. Not only did she vomit up the raw fish and meat she just ate, she also vomited up everything she ate yesterday.

At this moment, her stomach is empty, and her large and small intestines can take a break for the next two days!

"Come, wipe your mouth and drink some warm water."

Xu Fenglei thoughtfully gave him a towel and warm water, and said with a smile,

"You're being too aggressive. In fact, it's okay to eat it once or twice now and then. How can it be so easy to fall victim to it? Right?"

Zi Maid almost choked to death with a mouthful of water.

"What if! What if I get tricked this time!"

She stared angrily and said,

"It is said that the heart of a woman is the most poisonous... I think the heart of my husband is the most poisonous! Not only will Princess Qianhe be in trouble, but if this fish dumpling spreads to Japan, all Japanese people will get sick!"

"What kind of hatred is this? You are too cruel!"

They say it doesn’t bring disaster to the family, but this is good, Mr., because it even brings disaster to the other party’s entire ethnic group!

"You wouldn't understand the hatred between the country and the family in another time and space."

Xu Fenglei crossed his arms and snorted coldly,

"I don't think it's too exaggerated. This little trick is just a small trick, and I haven't really done anything yet."

"If I really want to get rid of her, I will directly lead the troops to sweep across the Japanese country. That would be so happy!"

Having said that, he also knew.

For the current Tang Dynasty, there is no ability to go overseas and quell the Japanese country.

First of all, Datang did not have its own navy at all, and even its shipbuilding technology was not mature enough. The reason why he supported Liu Fubo in going to sea was because he actually wanted to develop the shipbuilding industry of Datang.

Only with a prosperous shipbuilding industry could the Tang Dynasty have a powerful navy and the possibility of crossing oceans.

And if the troops were sent by land, they would have to take the route of Goguryeo. The army would cross Goguryeo, enter Silla, and then cross from Silla to Japan.

If you want this route to go smoothly, you must first destroy Goguryeo, otherwise Renyuan Gaisuwen will never agree to it - what if you play a fake Daofu Guo?

Unless Goguryeo is destroyed.

As we all know, Emperor Sui Yang's three unsuccessful expeditions to Goguryeo led to the country falling apart. Li Shimin later also launched an Eastern Expedition. Although the results were remarkable, Goguryeo still stubbornly defended it and failed to achieve the goal of destroying the country.

Finally, it was during the Gaozong Dynasty that Goguryeo was defeated.

Therefore, from a practical point of view, it is impossible to send troops to Japan in a playful way. If you want to deceive the Japanese, you can only start elsewhere.

The good thing about Xu Fenglei is that he is relatively pragmatic. No matter how big or small the pitfalls are, as long as he traps these little Baga, he will be happy!

"Slave supports sir!"

Zi Maid wiped her mouth and shouted,

"Although I don't know what there is about Japan that makes you hate it, but since you hate it, it must not be a good country! The people in it are not good people either!"

"Sir, which fish has the most bugs on it? I will send someone to deliver a few more!"

Xu Fenglei: "..."

This girl is poisonous and very exciting!



Chang'an Posthouse.

Quan Shang Sanri's face was gloomy, with a hint of anger between his brows.

"This Xu Fenglei has gone too far! How can he take the national treasure that the princess dedicated to His Majesty the Tang Dynasty as his own?"

He banged the table and shouted,

"It's too much to bully someone!"

Haomiya Qianhe raised her forehead.

"Hey... It's my fault too. I didn't explain it clearly and made him misunderstand."

She smiled bitterly and said,

"Fortunately, the loss was not in vain, Mr. Quan Shang, you must take good care of this bronze cong. It is a ritual vessel once used by Qin Shihuang!"

"Xu Fenglei can give me such treasures, so I am not at a loss, but now that I don't have a gift for the emperor, I am really embarrassed..."

After hearing these words, Inugami Sanri's expression softened slightly.

He stroked the bronze cong in his arms and murmured:

"Is this bronze? It's indeed something I don't have in Japan..."

"Is this really what Qin Shihuang used?"

Staring at the ancient texture and extraordinary texture of the bronze cong, he chose to believe that it was a treasure.

But to say that this was used by Qin Shihuang... is a bit unbelievable.

How many years has it been since the Qin Dynasty?

"Since Xu Fenglei said yes, then yes!"

Haogong Qianhe said firmly,

"How can he lie about what he said as a Duke of the Tang Dynasty?"

"Protect it well and bring it back to Japan. This bronze cong is our sacred object in Japan to worship Amaterasu!"

Inugami Murishi nodded solemnly and put the treasure in his arms away.

"Looking at it this way, we are not at a loss."

He said,

"As for the matter of meeting the emperor, don't be too pessimistic. Maybe Tang Jian can find a way. I have inquired and found out that some foreign envoys have been summoned by Li Shimin."

"Our Japanese country is not considered a small country anymore. The princess personally led the team here. He should pay attention to it."

Haomiya Qianhe nodded.

"Hey... I hope so."

She sighed softly and responded.

At this moment, the door was pushed open with a creak, and the maid came in holding a plate of fish.

"Princess, the raw seabass you requested has been cut into fine slices by the chef."

The maid said respectfully,

"Do you need charcoal grilling?"

Haogong Qianhe waved his hand and motioned for her to retreat.

"Inugami-kun, this is the raw fish dumpling I just told you. Xu Fenglei taught it to me. It is extremely delicious when combined with mustard sauce and orange sauce."

She continued,

"Try it, try it quickly!"

As soon as she returned to the hospital, she ordered her servants to do it, and now she was even more crazy about giving Inugami three days of healing.

"Is this... raw?"

Inugami Sanrizu was a little hesitant.

"It's just raw! Don't be afraid! Our ancestors still drank hair and drank blood! What's the point of eating some raw fish?"

Haogong Qianhe urged,

"Try it! You will definitely fall in love with this taste!"

Unable to resist such hospitality, Inugami Mikazuchi had no choice but to take a piece, wrap it in mustard sauce, and put it into his mouth...

Then, his expression began to change...



In the courtyard.

Pharmacist Hui Ri hurried back with a book in his hands. He was about to go upstairs to the upper room where Haogong Qianhe was, but he was stopped by Lu Shaoqing halfway.

"Medicine Messenger."

Lu Shaoqing cupped his hands and said in a deep voice,

"Princess Qianhe's request to see His Majesty was rejected by the Ministry of Education."

Pharmacist Huirizheng was returning the gift. Hearing the news, he couldn't help but be startled.

"Why... why?" he asked anxiously, "The princess wants to meet His Majesty the Tang Dynasty. What's wrong with Guan Zhongshu? Why do they reject it? This..."

"Be calm and don't be impatient. Be calm and don't be impatient."

Lu Shaoqing comforted him and said,

"This is a normal thing. When envoys from every country come to the Tang Dynasty, they will ask to see His Majesty, but there are very few who can see His Majesty."

"Most of them will be rejected, so don't be too surprised, and don't be disappointed."

"This is all normal... The envoy and Mr. Tang Jian communicate with me in the same way. If you have any ideas or demands, you can tell us."

Pharmacist Hui Ri frowned.

"...If it's an ordinary messenger, that's fine, but our Japanese princess is coming in person!"

He said,

"Your Majesty... you have to give me some thin noodles, right?"

Lu Shaoqing shook his head and laughed.

"But the princess is not visiting as an envoy. She is just accompanying her. The envoy is Inugami Sankazu."

He responded,

"The Tang Dynasty was a country of etiquette and very strict about rules, especially in diplomacy."

"Diplomacy requires reciprocity. In fact, even if Princess Qianhe visits the Tang Dynasty as an envoy, she will be received by a certain prince, at most His Royal Highness."

"Unless His Majesty takes the initiative to summon you, you will not be able to come to see him."