When the eldest grandson Wuji heard this, he couldn't help but laugh.
"Giggle... Where do you have a beautiful beard? There are only a few in total."
She joked, stepped forward and said in detail,
"Come, let me see."
"No! It's just because there aren't many in the first place that it means this beard is even more precious!" Li Shimin said angrily, protecting his beard, "You still make fun of me...go away, go away, I'm going to find a mask to wear!"
"obedient!"
Changsun Wugou stepped forward, opened Li Shimin's hand without any explanation, and hummed,
"Let me see! I won't mind teasing you..."
Li Er was pulled away by her, and he had no choice but to let go.
Seeing her husband's uneven and messy short beard, Changsun Wugu couldn't hold back his laughter in an instant.
"Pfft! Hahaha..."
Li Shimin's expression twisted: "!!!"
I promised not to make fun of you!
"Who cut it for you? Did you do it yourself? It looks like a dog gnawing it."
Changsun Wujia covered his mouth and said,
"The long beard has the beauty of the long beard, and the short beard has the beauty of the short beard, but beards of different lengths must be ugly!"
"Come here, let me help you fix it. Even men with short beards are handsome!"
After that, she took a pair of small scissors from the dressing table and fetched a basin of water.
"How could I think so much at that time? He said that as long as you take my dragon beard, you will be cured immediately. Since he said it, how can I disobey him?"
Li Shimin allowed his grandson Wugu to wet his beard, rolled his eyes and said,
"Now that I think about it, this kid is trying to trick me!"
"Hmph... I must find this place back!"
Click, click, click! Click, click, click!
Changsun Wugou listened to Li Er's complaints and carefully trimmed his beard.
That disobedient beard has slowly become smooth and smooth under her care.
"Come on, get me a mirror!"
Li Shimin shouted.
The maidservant quickly brought a bronze mirror and handed it into his hand.
"Tsk tsk..."
Li Er shook the bronze mirror, looked at himself in the mirror, and praised,
"Guanyin Maid, your beard trimming technique is very good! It will look better immediately!"
"You are right, a short beard looks better than a short beard. With this practice, I feel like I have become more than ten years younger!"
Changsun Wujia pinched his face.
"do not move!"
she scolded,
"It's not finished yet! Why are you squirming around?"
Li Shimin immediately put away his smug attitude and accepted the repairs honestly.
Click, click, click!
Swish, swish, swish.
After a thorough trimming, the beard is now neat and brand new! At the same time, Changsun Wugou also met with Li Erxiu.
"That's great, Maid Guanyin, your skills are really good. Those maids who specialize in trimming beards and hair are not as good as you. Hahahaha..."
Li Shimin stroked his beard left and right, and said happily,
"Nice to have you."
Changsun Wujia put down the scissors and straightened up, humming softly:
"That's natural. How can they understand you as well as I do? I am the only one who can predict your beauty-loving temperament."
"In the future, you should pay more attention to yourself. Don't always act like a rough guy who can't even trim your beard..."
Li Shimin laughed loudly, put his arm around his wife's waist, and said:
"If you don't pay attention, I won't pay attention! With you, I don't have to worry about anything!"
He was about to lean over twice when Changsun Wugou broke away from his embrace.
"That's it, we're an old married couple, what are we doing..."
She straightened her sleeves and suddenly said seriously,
"By the way, I have something serious to tell you. Take a look at this..."
After finishing his words, Changsun Wugou took a box from the table beside him.
Snap.
When the box was opened, Li Shimin looked inside curiously, and his expression suddenly froze.
In that box is a little man with several needles stuck in it...
"This thing...where did you find it?"
Li Er took out the little figure from the box and said calmly,
"A certain concubine?"
For a time, he had thought of many bad things, and his anger began to soar.
Witchcraft thing!
He was very aware of the evil caused by witchcraft in the Western Han Dynasty! It was a catastrophe that caused tens of thousands of people to fall to the ground. Even the prince died because of this catastrophe!
Since then, emperors of all dynasties have been extremely afraid of the word "witchcraft". Once they find someone making witchcraft, they will definitely kill them!
Li Shimin never expected that this thing... would actually appear in his Zhenguan Dynasty!
Who did this villain stab?
Is it yourself? Or the frail queen?
"No, I found this at Li Zhi's today."
The eldest grandson Wugou looked worried and said,
"She just put this little man on the bed so grandly, I saw it at a glance."
Li Shimin: "?!"
"Beauty?"
He was shocked and said,
"How is it possible? How could my beautiful and well-behaved girl do such a ridiculous thing?"
"Who is she going to curse? Who provoked her?!"
Li Shimin's anger subsided slightly when he heard that the owner of this "villain" was Li Lizhi.
Fortunately, it wasn't some concubine who made this villain because she was jealous of the queen. In that case... he would really go on a killing spree!
But although his anger subsided, his shock became even greater.
Beauty...why?
"I don't know, everything is unknown."
Changsun Wugou shook his head and said in a deep voice,
"But how could she understand this at such a young age? Someone must have taught her..."
Li Shimin's face turned cold.
"Yes, what does Li Zhi know? It must have been taught by the maidservants in her palace!"
He said angrily,
"Somebody come!"
"According to my decree, all the maids and eunuchs in Princess Changle's palace will be arrested and imprisoned, and they will be interrogated one by one!"
"I must find the thief who taught her how to use witchcraft to defeat evil magic. I will cut him into pieces!"
Swish.
"According to the order!" Several guards took the order and left.
"What should I do with Li Zhi Na...?"
Changsun Wugou said worriedly,
"She must have been led astray, but tell me...who does she hate so that she would vent her hatred in this way?"
"This kid...I didn't notice it at all."
In her mind, Li Lizhi has always been that lively and cute little girl. Even if someone makes her unhappy, with her princess temper, she will definitely retaliate on the spot and take revenge.
It doesn't matter if the child is a little more coquettish, every mother will be tolerant.
But if it is vicious and vicious... then no one else would be able to accept it!
"There must be something we don't know about."
Li Shimin said with a serious face,
"Let's start with her maid. As for her... we still need to focus on communication and guidance. After all, my beauty is definitely not bad in nature. I should just be deceived and led astray."
"Let's do this! When Ting Ming recovers in the past two days, let him figure it out! If you want to correct it, he, the master, is also the one who should correct the disciple!"
From here, we can see Li Er's partiality.
If Li Chengqian had done such a thing, he would have gone to the East Palace with a knife to kill him! But because it is Li Lizhi, he will feel——
How could my gentle, sweet and beautiful little princess do such a thing? It must have been led astray, someone must have caused trouble!
Um! definitely is!
For your precious daughter, you need to communicate and guide...
"Okay, let Ting Ming ask her. If there is something really wrong with her, Ting Ming can teach her a lesson directly."
The eldest grandson Wugu sighed lightly,
"If you ask me to punish and scold her, if this girl starts to cry, I really can't bear to do it."
The two couples looked at each other, both a little worried and a little helpless.
These two are just like a pair of slave girls!
…
The next day.
Tai Chi Palace, Imperial Study Room.
Li Shimin flipped through the memorials with a focused expression.
"His Majesty."
The eunuch outside the house poked his head in and reported,
"Gong Xu Guo wants to see you."
Snap.
As soon as the memorial was thrown down, Li Shimin looked up suddenly.
"Is this kid here so soon? Is he recovering from his illness?"
He waved and said,
"Tell him to come in!"
A moment later, a thin figure entered the imperial study room.
"Hiss... Your Majesty, your royal study is so cool!"
Xu Fenglei entered the house, looked around like a monkey, and said in wonder,
"Did you put ice cubes in?"
Li Shimin: "...come here."
"See Your Majesty."
Xu Fenglei hurriedly stepped forward and saluted.
boom!
Li Shimin slapped Xu Fenglei on the head.
"Ouch! What are you doing..."
Xu Fenglei screamed in pain and almost jumped up.
"It's nothing. I just saw your round head and my hands were itchy, so I just wanted to pat it."
Li Shimin snorted lightly, looked at Xu Fenglei, and said,
"Why, the disease is cured so quickly? Yesterday you looked like you were going to die, but today you are in high spirits?"
At this moment, Xu Fenglei's face was rosy and shiny, and his eyes were as bright as lightning.
This lively appearance made Li Shimin even more certain——
This guy was pretending to be a grandson yesterday!
"Your Majesty, of course it is because of the help of His Majesty's Dragon Beard! I can recover quickly!"
Xu Fenglei said with a grateful face,
"My servant took His Majesty's dragon beard and stayed up all night yesterday. I am still very energetic! There is endless energy in my body that has no place to release!"
"My lord, thank you for your grace!"
After that, he bowed for a long time.
Li Shimin felt goosebumps again.
"Damn you, stop farting!"
he spat,
"If it really has such a powerful effect, I might as well eat a pinch of my own beard every day! Wouldn't it mean I don't even have to sleep?"
Xu Fenglei smiled.
"Maybe... Your Majesty can give it a try, and maybe he can give birth to ten or eight princes and princesses."
Li Shimin directly kicked him forward.
"roll!"
He laughed and cursed,
"If it weren't for the use of keeping you now, I would really want to kick you to death!"
"Get flat!"
"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Xu Fenglei stood up immediately.
"I told you yesterday that I have something to arrange for you to do."
Li Shimin hummed,
"In view of the fact that you have been absent from your post without permission for a long time, and have nothing to do in court, I decided to give you a job."
"Honglu Temple has been a little busy recently. The Japanese envoy is coming to Tang Dynasty for an audience. You can temporarily take over the post of the Prime Minister of Honglu Temple and go to receive him."
Xu Fenglei was startled.
"Japanese envoy?" he repeated.
"Yes, Japanese people, do you know where Japan is?"
Li Shimin shook the ink pen in his hand and asked casually.
"Of course I know, Xiaori... is living a good life in Japan."
Xu Fenglei chuckled and replied,
"It's just a barren island country just east of Silla and Baekje. I prefer to call it the Japanese country."
Li Shimin couldn't help but be a little surprised when he heard this.
"Yes, yes, they are called Japan, but they call themselves Japan, so I just call them that casually."
He said,
"You still know a lot."
Xu Fenglei curled his lips.
"Of course I know that. I also know that the Japanese people are the most ungrateful people with little courtesy but no great righteousness."
He said disdainfully,
"People like them must never give good looks, let alone show kindness."
In later generations, it was the factory setting of every Chinese to regard the Japanese as enemies.
A good young man like Xu Fenglei naturally despises the Japanese even more.
"Yeah?"
Li Shimin suddenly realized and said,
"I don't know much about it. That's just right. Since you know about Japan, go and negotiate."
"The diplomacy between the two countries must not be careless. Don't mess it up. You must not bully others. Do you hear me?"
"I obey the order, I obey the order." Xu Fenglei nodded repeatedly and said yes.
The promise was such a promise, but he didn't think so in his heart.
Not bullying others?
For others, yes.
To the Japanese, no!
If it falls into his hands, it must be repaired and repaired!
Seeing that Xu Fenglei agreed so readily, Li Shimin felt a little strange.
"Ting Ming, do you know the rank of the Prime Minister of Honglu Temple?"
He couldn't help but ask,
"That's just an official title from the sixth rank, and he is a subordinate of Tang Jian's subordinate."
"Are you actually willing to give in?"
I originally thought that this arrangement would disgust Xu Fenglei and avenge him for being cheated yesterday, but unexpectedly, this kid actually looked like he was happy with it.
He was suddenly demoted from a first-grade official to a sixth-grade junior official, and there was no reaction at all?
"Yes, why don't you want to?"
Xu Fenglei nodded and said,
"Your Majesty has given orders, and all ministers must obey them! Otherwise, how can we dedicate ourselves to death and die?"
"Besides, I haven't had much to do lately. I just happened to be playing with that Japanese."
After hearing the first half of the sentence, Li Shimin still looked happy, but in the second half, his expression suddenly changed.
"I have entrusted you with important diplomatic matters! I didn't ask you to play around!"
he rebuked,
"If you fail and hurt the relationship between the two countries, I will punish you!"
This guy is so careless, what kind of attitude does he have!
"According to the order!"
Xu Fenglei raised his head and said seriously,
"I promise to handle this matter well!"
Seeing his promise, Li Shimin's expression softened.
"That would be best... By the way, there is one more thing."
He took a box from the table, pushed it to Xu Fenglei, and said,
"Look what's in here."
Xu Fenglei opened it casually, and the things inside came into view.
"Stab a villain?"
He was surprised and said,
"Who is doing this in the palace? It's disgusting!"
As a good young man who was once a materialist warrior, Xu Fenglei certainly despised this cursed doll.
But believe it or not, I still get goosebumps when I see it.
It is true that it has no actual lethality, but it is also true that it is disgusting.
"You won't believe it if I tell you."
Li Shimin sighed,
"It was taken from that girl Li Zhi's room."
Xu Fenglei's pupils shrank: "???"
