Chapter 449 The Great Makeup Technique of Evil! Li Shimin was shocked - was he really seriously ill? !
Sun Simiao's eyes burst out with light!
"good!"
He also stood up and said energetically,
"I will wait for you for one year!"
"Tell you, I will continue to fuck him for another thirty years! By that time, there will be tens of millions of doctors, who will protect the sick in the world and make them happy!"
Xu Fenglei grinned.
"Then you will definitely be made a god after you die."
He is over 70 years old and still refuses to accept old age at all. This good guy will continue to work in the two sacred undertakings of medical care and education for another thirty years.
Shouldn't this be praised forever? A proper canonization of the gods!
The two were chatting when they suddenly heard the sound of rapid footsteps.
"Sir, sir!"
Zi Maid ran into the back garden in panic and said,
"Someone's knocking on the door!"
Xu Fenglei frowned.
"Who is coming to visit again? Didn't I tell you?"
He waved his hand and said,
"No, no, no, I'm bedridden now. I can't even go to the ground. I can't see guests at all."
"Tell him to come back. You won't see anyone when he comes."
When Sun Simiao heard this, his expression suddenly became strange.
"What kind of song are you singing?"
"Talking lies with your eyes open..."
He was standing here alone, chatting and laughing with him, how could he look like he was sick at all?
"Hey, something happened in the court. I offended the emperor. I just want to avoid the limelight these two days."
Xu Fenglei said happily,
"If you want to get along in the imperial court, telling lies with your eyes open is a must-have basic skill."
"You are so rare and strange."
Sun Simiao: "..."
"I still like to be more sincere. Sure enough, the dirty officialdom is not suitable for me."
He spat unceremoniously.
In the past, whether it was Yang Jian of the Sui Dynasty, Li Yuan of the Tang Dynasty, or Li Shimin, the current emperor, they all extended an olive branch to him and wanted to recruit him to serve as an official in the court, but he rejected all of them.
Now it seems that this choice is undoubtedly the right one.
If he really got into that big dye vat, wouldn't he, who had been an innocent man all his life, be tainted?
"Yes, yes, you are suitable for saving lives and healing the wounded, doing academic work, and not causing any stains."
Xu Fenglei smiled and said,
"But there are always people who have to break into this dirty land, right? Otherwise, who will take the lead? Who will pioneer?"
"Like the lotus flower, it emerges from the mud without being stained, and washes through the clear ripples without being evil. That is the true state! Just like me, do you understand?"
Sun Simiao had goosebumps all over his body.
"I have traveled across thousands of mountains and rivers, and I have seen beautiful people, but there are not many who can brag about themselves like you, really not many."
he spat.
The two of them were bickering, but the purple maid hurriedly interjected:
"Sir, sir! Listen to my slave first!"
"The person who knocked on the door seemed to be different this time. He had...a sharp voice. The concierge also said...he looked through the crack in the wall and there was quite a fight outside."
"It seems...it seems that His Majesty has come in person."
Xu Fenglei: "?!"
The smile on his face froze instantly.
Sun Simiao was also surprised.
"The emperor comes personally?"
He continued,
"Listen up, you are in dire straits now! I ask you to pretend, let's see how you can keep pretending!"
There was a bit of schadenfreude in his words.
Xu Fenglei: "!!!"
"Oh! The Emperor is so full that he's full. Why did he come to my house for a reason?"
In his heart, ten thousand grass-mud horses were rushing past, and he hurriedly said,
"Old Suntou, hurry up, stop making sarcastic remarks!"
"You have to help me. If the emperor is willing to believe your words, you can tell me later that I am sick, and the illness is really serious!"
"No." Sun Simiao simply refused.
"If you are really sick, I can exaggerate what I say to you, but you are not sick and you insist on me saying that you are sick..."
He raised his hand and spoke righteously,
"Sorry, can't do it."
"I won't open my eyes and tell lies. It will be easier for me to betray you when the time comes."
"You, you'd better wish for yourself!"
"Farewell, farewell!"
After that, Sun Simiao ran away. Xu Fenglei was stunned for a moment, and he was almost a hundred steps away.
Xu Fenglei: "@#￥%...&#￥!!!"
Is this meow really as agile as a rare old man can have? !
"Quick, quick, Xiao Zi!"
At this moment, he couldn't care less about complaining about Sun Simiao, Xu Fenglei hurriedly ordered,
"Get me a towel and hot water!"
"Get me some more charcoal dust, I need to put some makeup on this face!"
His face reflected in the lake... that's how energetic he is!
If you use this appearance to trick Li Er, you are treating him as a fool! It absolutely won’t work!
For the current plan, the only way to save the situation is to resort to one of the four major evil arts in East Asia - the Great Makeup Technique...
"yes!"
Zi Maid was a well-trained maid after all, so she left immediately.
"well!"
Xu Fenglei scratched his hair with a troubled look on his face.
"It's going to be another hard fight..."
…
Xu Guogong's Mansion, outside the door.
The eunuch who sent the message shouted three times in a row, but there was no response, and sweat was already breaking out on his forehead.
Behind him, a figure jumped down from the dragon chariot.
"Why, is there no movement inside?"
Li Shimin stood with his hands behind his hands, looked up at the plaque of Xu Guogong's Mansion, and said calmly.
"This... maybe I shouted too softly."
The personal attendant responded cautiously, then quickly stepped forward and slapped the eunuch on the face.
"You haven't eaten!"
He angrily said,
"Shout louder! Say His Majesty is here in person!"
"Ouch!" The messenger eunuch received a slap, but he could only nod and bow, and said solemnly, "Yes, yes, yes..."
"Hurry up! Shout again!" the attendant shouted.
The messenger eunuch took a deep breath, put all his energy into sucking the milk, and shouted:
"Your Majesty is here!"
"Open the door quickly!!!"
Gugu, Gugugu!
A sound caused all the birds on the tree to fly out and hover in the air.
At this moment, the door to Xu Guogong's mansion finally slowly opened -
Crunch - bang bang bang.
The concierge struggled to push open the door of the palace. When he saw the emperor wearing imperial robes outside the door, his legs softened and he knelt on the ground.
"See...see Your Majesty!"
He stammered and knelt down to salute.
"I heard that Duke Xu Guo was ill in bed, but I didn't hear that the concierge was also ill in bed. Is it inconvenient to open the door?"
Li Shimin looked down at him and said in a neutral tone,
"Are you sick too? Or is there a plague in your house and everyone is sick?"
When the concierge heard this, he trembled all over!
Snapped! Snapped!
"This slave deserves to die! This slave deserves to die!"
He slapped himself twice in the face and said with regret,
"The master has been ill these past few days, and the house has been deserted. The servants have been sleeping in there. Who would have expected that His Majesty would come to the house in person..."
"This slave deserves to die! Your Majesty, please punish me!"
Li Shimin glanced at him and stepped into the house.
"Who are you, that you dare to let His Majesty bother to punish you?"
The nearby eunuch spat,
"Get out of the way! Don't block the road!"
"Yes, yes, yes, yes..." The porter hurriedly knelt aside and respectfully welcomed everyone brought by the emperor into the mansion.
The footsteps gradually faded away, and a plume of smoke and dust flew in the air.
"Ouch!"
The concierge sat down on the threshold, with a look of fear on his face and sweating profusely.
…
Li Shimin walked straight towards the front hall, only to see an old man with white hair appear on the side path.
"Um?"
He raised his eyebrows and shouted,
"Master Sun? Why are you in his house?"
Sun Simiao covered his face.
He originally wanted to avoid Li Shimin by taking a small path, but he still bumped into him.
I had no choice but to step forward and salute.
"See Your Majesty."
"Please get up, please get up." Li Shimin hurriedly stepped forward to help him and asked with a smile, "You have traveled all over the world and come back? You have to stay in Chang'an for a while this time, right?"
Sun Simiao nodded.
"Yes, I will stay in Chang'an for a while to escape the heat."
He responded,
"After autumn comes, I will go out to practice medicine again."
Li Shimin couldn't help but smile.
"It is not necessary to go out of Chang'an to practice medicine. If nothing else, there are many people in my palace who are sick."
He said,
"If you want to be treated, I can guarantee that the people who come to see you every day will be queued from the palace to the suburbs every day!"
Li Er naturally wanted to keep a great doctor like Sun Simiao by his side, so that if something unexpected happened, he could get the best treatment.
However, Sun Simiao shook his head.
"No, Chang'an is a prosperous place with outstanding people and many famous doctors. Not to mention there are so many imperial doctors in your Majesty's palace who are always at your service. It is extremely convenient to get treatment."
He said,
"But in this world, many people living in the mountains and fields are sick, but it is difficult to find a doctor. Some even have no doctors within a hundred miles, so they can only beg for help from witches. A small disease can eventually kill a person. life."
"Your Majesty, if you had seen them, you would definitely feel pity for them, and you would definitely be like the old man who dare not sit peacefully in Chang'an City and enjoy the glory."
Li Shimin suddenly realized.
"The great doctor is sincere!"
He couldn't help but clapped his hands and praised,
"You are truly worthy of the four words of masterful hands and benevolent heart. I admire you very much!"
The followers who came with Li Shimin were also in awe at this moment.
As long as one still has conscience, he will definitely admire Sun Simiao as a person! I am amazed by his spirit!
"Your Majesty is so complimentary."
Sun Simiao cupped his hands and said,
"I say goodbye, I say goodbye..."
After that, he ran away again.
"Eh."
Li Shimin turned around and stopped him and asked,
"Master Sun came here today. Could it be that Xu Fenglei...is really sick?"
"real?"
Originally, he didn't believe it at all and thought Xu Fenglei was pretending to be ill.
But Sun Simiao's presence made Li Er's firm heart waver.
"Well……"
Sun Simiao held his forehead, not daring to look directly into Li Shimin's eyes, and said sideways,
"Don't...it's unnecessary, it's unnecessary..."
"Farewell, farewell..."
After that, he left quickly without waiting for Li Shimin's response.
"Unfounded?"
Li Shimin was stunned and asked Fang Xuanling, who was following him.
"What does it mean?"
"What does it mean...maybe?" Fang Xuanling guessed, "It's strange, Mr. Sun... is unclear."
Li Shimin's mouth twitched.
Maybe?
What kind of answer is this? So is he sick or not? Why don't you leave it here?
"I don't think you need to worry about it. Your Majesty only needs to go to the side room and take a look."
Fang Xuanling said again.
"right."
Li Shimin flicked his sleeves and strode forward!
…
In the wing room.
Xu Fenglei applied a thin layer of charcoal powder on his face, turning his face into a gray color.
At the same time, the most toner is used under the eyes and lips, turning them into a dull black color.
"Xiao Zi, cough...go get my spittoon."
Xu Fenglei was lying on the bed and ordered in a weak voice.
"yes."
Zi Maid pursed her lips and smiled, then brought the spittoon.
"Ho-tui!"
A mouthful of phlegm spurted out of his throat and accurately fell into the spittoon.
"Sir, you look so much alike,"
Zi Maid gently wiped the corners of Xu Fenglei's mouth with a handkerchief and said with a smile,
"Even I almost believe it!"
Xu Fenglei rolled his eyes.
"This is just childish! If time were not urgent, I could make it more like that!"
He said,
"My face is so rough now. If I really want to look seriously ill, I have to apply wax! A dark yellow face and brown eye bags, that's how realistic it is!"
"Here, give me the cotton towel and I will put it on..."
Snapped.
A cold cotton towel covered his forehead.
"Sir, please leave first, otherwise I will definitely get involved later."
The purple servant suppressed her laughter, bowed to her, turned and left.
She was too afraid that she would not be able to hold back her laughter in front of the emperor later, which would ruin her husband's affairs.
"Go ahead."
Xu Fenglei closed his eyes and waved his hand feebly.
The name of a book flashed in his mind - "The Actor's Self-cultivation".
At this moment, he is already in the act!
"Creak" sound.
Zi Maid had only left for a moment when the door was opened again.
"And...ahem, what's the matter?"
Xu Fenglei closed his eyes and his voice was like a mosquito.
"Hiss—this?"
Fang Xuanling looked at Xu Fenglei lying on the bed and said with some surprise,
"His Majesty?"
Li Shimin narrowed his eyes slightly and pursed his lips.
Fang Xuanling stepped forward quickly, walked to Xu Fenglei's bed and shouted:
"Master, Master..."
"Your Majesty is here to see you! You..."
Da da.
Li Shimin walked forward in three steps at a time. When he saw Xu Fenglei's gray and defeated face, he couldn't help but be shocked!
Looking like this... is he really seriously ill? !
"Ah? Your Majesty... Your Majesty?"
Xu Fenglei opened his eyes with difficulty, and when he saw the two people beside him, he immediately started struggling.
"Hiss-uh!"
He struggled to get up, but in the end it seemed that he didn't even have the strength to get up. After struggling twice, he let out a muffled groan and lay down straight again.
"Your Majesty... I am sick and unable to get up. Please... forgive me, cough, cough, cough..."
Xu Fenglei weakly cupped his hands towards Li Shimin, and before he could say a single word, he started coughing violently.
"Ho-ho-"
"tui!"
A mouthful of old phlegm spurted out of his mouth and sprayed on the edge of the spittoon.
I can't even spit out phlegm...
"Okay, okay, Master, please lie down first, lie down first..."
Fang Xuanling said anxiously,
"Your health is important. His Majesty is also here to visit you. There is no need for so many etiquette..."
He turned to look at Li Shimin.
Although Li Shimin was a little suspicious, he still nodded.
"Yes, Xu Aiqing doesn't need to be polite, just lie down like this."
He observed Xu Fenglei and saw that his lips were black and his whole face was wrapped in black air, and he couldn't help but feel a little worried.
No way, right?
Is this kid really not just pretending, but really seriously ill? !
How could this happen? He was still alive and kicking two days ago, how could he be so lucky? !
(End of chapter)
