Zhi lost his mind and subconsciously touched his red and swollen face.
"It's disrespectful to His Holiness, that's how it should be. I obey, I obey..."
His tone was a little bitter.
People under the eaves have to bow their heads!
Before coming to the Tang Dynasty, Zhi lost his mind and was already prepared to be humiliated, but even after doing some psychological preparation, he still broke his guard at this moment.
It was not Emperor Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty who humiliated him! He couldn't even meet Li Shimin!
A small guard can block his way and slap his butt, and a minister from Honglu Temple can bully him until he can't hold his head up.
In a daze, he felt that he was worse than the lowest slave in the Turks!
"Just be convinced."
Tang Jian twirled his beard and said with a smile,
"Oh, yes, I still don't know what the purpose of the Turkic envoys coming to Datang is?"
Zhi lost his mind and suddenly raised his head.
"Ms. Tang, Mr. Tang! I am here on behalf of the Turk Jieli Khan to seek peace with the Tang Dynasty!"
His voice was trembling with excitement now.
After staying in Chang'an for a few days, I finally got to the point!
"Hey, hey, I'm not a minister, so I shouldn't use the word 'Mr. Gong'."
Tang Jian waved his hand and said with a half-smile,
"Seek peace?"
"Do you think the current situation between our two countries makes peace talks necessary?"
Zhi lost his mind and his eyes suddenly showed an anxious look.
"This...why isn't it?"
He stepped forward and grabbed Tang Jian's arm, and said quickly,
"Tang...Brother Tang, Brother Tang! You know, the Tang Dynasty and the Turks have an alliance! Three years ago, it was on the Weishui River outside Chang'an City!"
"There, His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty and I, the Turkic Great Khan, signed the Weishui River Alliance and agreed not to invade each other!"
"The Tang Dynasty is a kingdom of heaven and a state of etiquette. How can it break the contract? This... this is treachery and is despised by others!"
Tang Jian's face turned cold.
"Oh? Are you saying that Datang broke the contract?"
He sneered,
"Messenger, do you still remember how many alliances your country has had with our country since the founding of the Tang Dynasty? How many marriages have there been?"
"The marriage will be made no less than fourteen times! The peace covenant between the two countries will be no less than twenty!"
"But how many of them have you followed?"
"Ling eh, it's actually zero eh! Are you surprised or surprised?"
Persistent loss of thinking: "..."
His face was a little stiff.
"Every time we get married and get the noble princess of my Tang Dynasty, she turns around and invades my border again!"
Tang Jian said sharply,
"Every time we sign an alliance, whether it's cutting off a chicken's head and burning yellow paper, or making an alliance with blood, we make a firm promise, then turn around and throw it into the swill bucket as a toilet chip, and then invade again!"
"Your Great Khan is very good at doing such things!"
"Such a shameless leader and shameless country dares to speak arrogantly in front of me, talking about betrayal and disgrace?"
"Think about it for yourself, are you worthy?"
"You don't deserve it, and neither does Jieli Khan! Bah!"
Zhi lost his mind and was scolded so hard that his face turned red again, but he couldn't say a word.
"I, I, the Turks, are barbarians, naturally..."
He held it in for a long time, but in the end he could only manage to utter half a sentence.
"Barbarian?"
Tang Jian was not angry but laughed and scolded,
"Okay, that's right! A land of etiquette plays like a land of etiquette, and barbarians also play like barbarians!"
"Since you Turks are barbarians, why should we talk about etiquette? It's just more barbaric!"
"Now the Tang army will follow your Turkic tactics, galloping across northern Xinjiang, robbing your cattle, sheep, and your women, turning the Turks into the most despicable slaves of the Tang people, and turning Jieli Khan into the emperor of the Tang Dynasty. Your Majesty’s dog, I want him to kneel before me, Emperor Tang, and kiss His Majesty’s toes!”
"Now, all this is going on! With my mighty Commander Xu Fenglei, the general manager of Zhengbei University, it is going very smoothly! The Jieli Khan you talk about will soon turn into a barking dog!"
"You don't accept it? If you don't accept it, just hold it in!"
Kaka.
Zhi lost his thoughts and clenched his fists, his eyes filled with anger and humiliation. Infinite anger rose in his heart, but he could only hold it back.
Because several guards beside Tang Jian had already drawn their swords...
"Are you angry? Are you feeling wronged? Are you going to cry?"
Tang Jianjian said,
"And I'm just the opposite! I've never been so happy and cheerful! There's never been a moment when I wanted to laugh as much as I do now!"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
"Brothers, are you happy? Are you happy? Hahahaha..."
He laughed, causing the guards around him to laugh together.
In this laughter, there was a sense of pride and joy, but also a mockery that demeaned the enemy.
Yoyoyo, isn’t this a Turkic general?
We haven’t seen each other for a few days, why are you so embarrassed?
Not awesome?
Do you have the strength to compete with me in Datang? !
"Tang Honglu, you came to see me today..."
Zhi lost his mind and lowered his head, whispering,
"Is it just to humiliate me on behalf of the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty?"
"If so, then please continue as much as you want, I'll bear it."
Tang Jian's smile slowly faded.
"Is it humiliating? I don't think so. I just spoke out and refuted your inappropriate remarks."
He snorted coldly,
"Forget it, I don't want to argue with you anymore. You may think that I, the Minister of Honglu Temple, am mean and mean, but with my character, I don't know why Your Majesty asked me to be the Minister of Honglu Temple, in charge of foreign affairs."
"In contrast, His Majesty is very generous. He never beats up a lost dog. Even if he is an unreasonable person like you, he has no intention of discriminating against you."
"I am here today because His Majesty wants to see you."
"Pack your bags and let's go! I will take you into the palace."
Zhi lost his mind and suddenly raised his head.
"No need to clean it up, just go as it is!"
He said resolutely,
"I'm ready for everything!"
"Please lead the way, Tang Honglu!"
The moment before, Zhi lost his ability to think and his heart was filled with despair.
But now, hope was ignited in his heart again!
Li Shimin is a tolerant person. As long as he can impress him, he can still get a chance for Khan to breathe!
Tang Jian glanced at him and saw the hope in Zhi Shisi Li's eyes. He couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth slightly, revealing a contemptuous smile.
This stupid guy.
Even I can't convince you. Do you really think His Majesty is easy to fool?
…
Tai Chi Palace, Hai Chi.
In front of the two VIP fishing seats, two men held fishing rods and fished leisurely.
"Father."
Li Shimin looked at his father beside him and said with a smile,
"I remember that you used to like fishing and playing chess the most, but now that you have Three Kingdoms and poker, you don't seem to go fishing much."
"Which one do you think is the most interesting among the four?"
Li Yuan's beard trembled slightly.
He held the fishing rod and said casually:
"Fishing and playing chess use static skills. What is needed is calmness in order to gain anything."
"Three Kingdoms, playing poker, etc., are the most noisy and noisy. The more you yell and get excited, the more interesting it is and can completely arouse people's emotions!"
"One is still and the other is moving, each has its own merits. I can't say which one is better or worse. If you have to let me judge, I can only say... I like them all."
Li Shimin couldn't help curling his lips when he heard this.
Old man, he even installed it.
Look at how often you play poker and landlords. It's like staying up all night and forgetting to eat and sleep.
Let’s look at the number of times you’ve fished. This time, I’m calling you out because of my strong invitation.
Each has its own merits? like it all?
hehe.
I believe you as a ghost.
Wow.
Under the fish float, ripples spread out.
"Father, let me get the fish first!"
Li Shimin lifted the fishing rod, and a lively carp broke out of the water and flew into the fish basket.
He glanced at his father's empty fish basket and couldn't help but smile proudly.
"Come on, come on, I'm almost here."
Li Yuan responded perfunctorily, looking at his own fish float that showed no fluctuation, and couldn't help but feel a little irritated.
"Why is there no movement at all?"
"It's really boring. It's not interesting at all. It's better to play poker in the palace..."
"Ouch……"
He muttered, how can he still have any calming skills?
My mood at this moment is not only impetuous but also impetuous.
This is like asking a gambler to calm down and fish, it is completely impossible!
Unless you open a market.
Wow! Wow!
Li Yuan caught nothing, but Li Shimin caught fish one after another, making him smile from ear to ear.
"Father, I've fished again. I'm lucky today!"
"Father, another one, hahaha!"
"Hey, father, please don't leave. Let's fish for a while. The weather is so nice today, why don't we bask in the sun?"
"..."
Seeing that Li Yuan was so angry that he threw down the pole and was about to leave, Li Shimin quickly restrained his complacency and stepped forward to stop Li Yuan.
"Father, father... don't worry, this pocket of my son is yours, I'll give it all to you."
He smoothly poured the fish in the fish basket into Li Yuan's fish basket, and even advised,
"Don't move the fishing rod all the time, it might scare the fish. Let's chat for a while."
"The cooking skills in the imperial dining room have been greatly improved recently. How about I make you a fresh fish soup later?"
Seeing that there were three more fish in his fish basket, and listening to Li Shimin's sincere words, the anger on Li Yuan's face finally dissipated a bit.
"Okay..."
He sat back down in the pit and muttered,
"You kid, you are now more like a son. In the past, you were very sharp and often contradicted me..."
After throwing out the fishing rod again, Li Yuan turned to look at Li Shimin and asked in a deep voice:
"Then let's talk! I have been obsessed with entertainment recently and don't care about political and military affairs... Now I thought of asking, how is the war in Northern Xinjiang? Can that guy Xu Fenglei do it?"
"I find it strange that you don't worship Li Jing as your commander-in-chief! Although Li Jing has offended us before, he is definitely a good fighter!"
"The military exploits he has made over the years have long proven that this person is reliable. You should use him, a civil servant... After all, it is a bit of a joke."
Although Li Yuan is old, his mind is still very clear.
In his opinion, Erlang's selection of the coach this time was really emotional.
"Father, don't worry, I have made appropriate arrangements."
Li Shimin smiled proudly, took out a battle report from his arms, handed it over diligently, and said,
"Please take a look."
While the father and son were chatting, Tang Jian walked up slowly with his thoughts lost.
"Please inform me."
Tang Jian briefly cupped his hands and said to the Imperial Guard,
"Just tell me that the Minister of Honglu Temple has arrived with a Turkic envoy to ask for an audience with Your Majesty."
As soon as the guard turned around, his voice sounded like a bell:
"Your Majesty, Tang Jian, the Minister of Honglu Temple, has arrived with a Turkic envoy!"
Li Yuan raised his eyebrows and looked behind him.
"Is it impossible to think?"
He was surprised and said,
"What is he here for? Is he here to show off his power again?"
Li Shimin laughed.
"Father will understand after reading this battle report."
He smiled and said,
"This barbarian came here with his tail between his legs to beg for peace."
"Father, in just three years, our offense and defense have changed completely!"
With that said, Li Er waved to the two of them and ordered:
"come on!"
After the guards searched them, they were allowed to pass.
"See your majesty, see the emperor."
Tang Jian looked at the two emperors in front of him with a trace of doubt in his eyes.
Your Majesty plans to meet with the Supreme Emperor to meet Zhi Shensi Li?
Any intention?
"Meet His Majesty, the wise and mighty Emperor of the Tang Dynasty!"
"Meet the kind and wise Emperor of the Tang Dynasty!"
"On behalf of the Turkic Jieli Khan, I, Zhi Los Si Li, would like to sing praises to His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty and to His Majesty the Supreme Emperor!"
Compared with Tang Jian's simplicity, Zhi Losi Si Li seems a bit exaggerated.
He first saluted Li Shimin and Li Yuan like he was reciting aloud. His appearance was full of emotion and emotion, and he was full of ups and downs.
After saluting, he even danced!
"Hahaha...no gifts, no gifts."
Li Shimin smiled and said,
"What does this mean when you lose your ability to think?"
Zhi lost his mind and stood up, cupping his hands and saying:
"His Majesty, the wise and mighty Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, this is the dance of praise. The Turks only dance like this when they worship the gods."
"Your Majesty, in my eyes, is no different than a god!"
"Oh, so that's it..." Li Shimin twirled his beard and waved his hands repeatedly, "That would be embarrassing for me. I am the emperor and cannot compete with the gods. I'd better skip this dance. If you had done it three times earlier, I may still be interested in watching the New Year's Eve."
When Zhi lost his mind and heard this, his expression became reserved.
"Yes, wise and mighty..." he responded.
"Okay, okay, no need to add such a long prefix, I don't like it."
Li Shimin stopped him and said,
"Just call him Your Majesty."
He paused briefly and said with a slight smile:
"Zhi loses his thinking power, you came all the way from Turks, why are you here?"
"Say it."
Li Yuan's eyes were fixed on the battle report, and shock slowly crept up his face.
A few seconds later, he suddenly looked up at Zhi Huan Si Li and blurted out:
"Zhi lose thoughts, are you really here to beg for peace?"
He lost his mind and looked embarrassed.
"Your Majesty the Emperor, yes, I...came to beg for peace between the two countries."
He knelt down on one knee and said sincerely,
"As you know, the Tang Dynasty and the Turks have a peace covenant. For the past three years, we, the Turks, have always abided by the covenant and have never dared to go beyond the boundaries and invade the Tang Dynasty."
"Khan believes that the Tang Dynasty is a country of etiquette, and it is impossible to take the initiative to tear up the alliance and invade."
"So... Khan finally thought that there might be some misunderstanding between the two countries, so he sent me to gallop thousands of miles to Chang'an to resolve the misunderstanding and prevent the two countries from meeting each other."
"After all, when war breaks out, soldiers and civilians are always the ones who get hurt! The Tang Dynasty and the Turks are both peace-loving countries. I believe there are no conflicts that cannot be resolved."
Tang Jian looked at Zhi and lost his ability to think, looking surprised.
This old boy has learned to be smart, but his confessions are inconsistent!
(End of chapter)
