Xiao Yu's face suddenly showed embarrassment.
"The Emperor is joking, joking..."
He waved his hands repeatedly and said,
"How could you do such a ridiculous thing? This is really insulting to politeness and humiliating..."
In Xiao Yu's eyes, this behavior can no longer be called bad taste, it is simply obscene!
"Yeah?"
Li Yuan twirled his beard and said casually,
"In your eyes, I am already an absurd monarch. Oh no, I am no longer a monarch. I am the Supreme Emperor, haha..."
There was a bit of self-deprecation and joking in his tone, as well as a bit of coldness.
"No, no... how dare you, a humble minister, the Supreme Emperor is the founding emperor of the country, he is definitely a wise and wise king who is unparalleled in the world!"
Xiao Yu's heart sank and he hurriedly patted the horse and said,
"It's not ridiculous..."
Li Yuan's expression became more and more playful as he listened to his rainbow fart.
"Wise and wise, unparalleled in the world?"
He looked at Xiao Yu and asked,
"Then tell me, why did I end up in this situation?"
"If I am really unparalleled in the world, how can I become the emperor in name only?! Come on, come on, tell me!"
A layer of cold sweat broke out on Xiao Yu's forehead.
After not seeing each other for a while, Li Yuan’s resentment seems to be getting heavier...
"That...that's because Your Majesty doesn't want to fight."
He racked his brains and finally answered,
"If you insist on competing with His Majesty, His Majesty will never be able to ascend the throne so easily."
"Ke Weichen knows that you are compassionate and do not want to see the unreasonable internal strife of the Tang Dynasty, so you gave up the supreme power in your hands and handed it over to His Majesty."
"Isn't your broadmindedness unparalleled in the world? Isn't your consideration of the overall situation of your family and country a wise one?"
Good guy, after making up these words, Xiao Yu himself admired himself a little.
What a wit! This can all come true.
At this moment, although Li Yuan was speechless for a moment, his expression softened a bit and was not as ugly as before.
"That's it! That's all! I don't want to argue with you about this!"
After a while, he held up the wine glass again and said wantonly,
"Drink, keep drinking!"
"Since you are here to accompany me, we will not care about the king or ministers, but only friends! We will not care about political affairs, but only old friendships!"
"Guess what color the maid's bellyband is, I guess it's red!"
Xiao Yu: "..."
All the things I just said about co-authoring are all in vain? !
Seeing his silence, Li Yuan's face suddenly darkened.
"how?"
Li Yuan said displeasedly,
"I can no longer control you, Mr. Xiao?"
"You even drink and have fun, but you don't want to be rewarded?"
"No, it's not..." Xiao Yu looked embarrassed and said, "Weichen just thinks that this kind of gambling is really immoral... The education Weichen has received since he was a child prevents Weichen from..."
"snort!"
Li Yuan raised his eyebrows and ordered,
"If you don't guess, I will have that maid beheaded right now!"
"Absurd... Since it is absurd, then it will continue to be absurd!"
"Xiao Yu, do you guess it or not?!"
After giving the order, the chosen maid's face turned pale and she sat down on the ground in fright.
"Your Majesty, no, no..."
She looked at Li Yuan in fear and shook her head repeatedly.
The eyes he looked at Xiao Yu were filled with pleading...
"Purple...purple."
In desperation, Xiao Yu had no choice but to close his eyes and make a random guess.
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Li Yuan laughed and said,
"That's right! Come on, open it up and take a look, let's draw the prize!"
The maid's face turned red and she looked embarrassed. But he had no choice but to succumb to Li Yuan's forced order and lift off his clothes.
A lilac bellyband was exposed.
"Oh haha."
Li Yuan raised his eyebrows and said,
"Xiao Yu, you have good luck in gambling! You win this time!"
"Let me have a drink!"
"Come, come, come again, another one! I have hundreds of maids here, enough for us to drink hundreds of cups!"
Gudong.
He didn't hesitate and drank it directly.
Xiao Yu looked increasingly embarrassed.
If this was done like this, if word got out, his reputation would be ruined for the rest of his life!
"Your Majesty, Wei Chen thinks that guessing like this is really meaningless. It doesn't rely on skill at all. It's just a blind guess based on luck."
His heartbeat was racing and he hurriedly said,
"How about we change the game to something more interesting?"
When Li Yuan heard this, he couldn't help but feel a little interested.
"oh?"
He chuckled and said,
"I usually stay in this empty Liangyi Palace and no one comes to accompany me. It's really boring."
"Xiao Yu, I'm very happy that you can have fun with me today."
"Tell me! How to play? I will accompany you to the end!"
Xiao Yu smiled slightly and pointed at the chessboard.
"How about a hand talk? The loser drinks."
Li Yuan curled his lips.
"It's chess again. I've been playing with you for so many years and I'm tired of it."
He waved lazily and said,
"If you don't win, you won't win. If you don't have the brains, I can't defeat you."
"another!"
Xiao Yu hurriedly said:
"Your Majesty, this chess game is just one of the games. I have many more ideas for your Majesty to have fun with."
"In a word, I will spend the night with you tonight, and I will definitely let you have a lot of fun and drink!"
When Li Yuan heard this, his brows relaxed.
"It feels good to hear this..."
He said casually,
"Okay! If you like playing chess, I will play another game with you!"
"Actually, over the past few days, I have been studying hard and discovered the shortcomings in the chess game. I was just looking for someone to try my hand at it, and you bumped into me."
"That's fine, I'll start a fight with you! I'll kill you without leaving any trace behind!"
At this moment, Li Yuan was so ordinary, yet so confident.
"According to the order."
Xiao Yu felt happy and quickly arranged the dishes.
The Emperor was willing to play chess, so he arrived at his familiar home court.
Playing chess is not like guessing, the outcome can be determined in one go. A stick of incense can guess a hundred and drink a hundred cups!
Chess needs to be played slowly and slowly, and often a game of chess takes an hour.
On the chessboard, his mind was calmer. Even if he said some inappropriate words, he would not offend Li Yuan.
Snap, snap, snap.
"Your Majesty, please."
Xiao Yu laid out the chessboard and said with a smile.
Li Yuan also did his part and directly took the black chess piece and made a move.
Snap, snap!
The two of them made moves one after another, but not very frequently.
"His Majesty used to like to play fast chess, but now his chess style is much more stable!"
Xiao Yu looked at the numbers on the chessboard and praised sincerely,
"Play steadily, without any flaws!"
"If it's as you said, my chess skills will greatly increase!"
This was half flattery, but half sincere.
As soon as Li Yuan's impetuous chess style subsided and there were no more eye-catching flaws, his level naturally improved by several levels.
"hehe……"
Li Yuan pinched the sunspot and said calmly,
"I suddenly felt that it would be pointless to drink when I lose."
"How about this, let's bet bigger?"
(End of chapter)
