"Hey, cell boss, you're not on duty today, so why are you here?" The jailer asked Zhou Jili curiously, "Aren't you at home to rest with your wife?"
Zhou Jili put down his waist knife, took a sip of tea, and said: "You don't have to go to the office on holidays, and you don't have to be on duty. In fact, since last year - this year it's even worse! I discovered that the most painful thing in life is how to go to the office again." I take a rest every five days and take a bath every day?! I really enjoy the fun brought by being on duty. Of course, it must be in the yamen! In this way, I feel that my youth is not wasted. As for resting on holidays, I usually I take a few books I like to read, go to the check-in room, close the door alone, make a pot of tea, and enjoy my alone time. Talk to the people I want. Hey, the most painful thing for me now - —That is, why did three days and five days pass again? Why is it a holiday again??"
After talking a lot in one breath, Zhou Jili took a few more sips of tea and added: "It is only the Spring and Autumn Period that you know you have sinned against me!"
"What does this sentence mean?" the jailer asked.
"Slowly, you will understand." Zhou Jili smiled slightly.
Zhou Xin: I’m afraid you kid, you don’t even know what it means.
Fellow prisoner: I don’t know what’s going on, I really want to beat him up! Lord Magistrate, please allow me to challenge the cell leader to a duel!
Zhou Jili was completely unaware of their dissatisfaction, and started chattering as usual: "I had dinner with the magistrate yesterday, and my father's position as the head of the imperial wood procurement is no longer a problem!"
He must have come to the cell even on holidays just to find someone to listen to his nonsense! Hey, what a cow! If you don't brag for a day, you will feel panicked!
The jailer was very cooperative: "Oh! Congratulations to the cell leader! Congratulations!"
In the middle of summer, it was cooler in the prison, so the yamen guards also went to escape the heat in the cold and damp cells that they usually despised.
Zhou Jili was very proud: "I have paid tribute to the county magistrate no less than ten times! I am grateful, grateful, grateful! When the magistrate comes tomorrow, I will thank him in person again!! Thank you! Thank you! To benefit the country, life and death, and family inheritance We are responsible!"
Then he patted the jailer on the shoulder: "Are you Xiao Wang? Xiao Wang! Let me tell you, I will repay kindness and revenge! As the saying goes, no one will avenge anything. A person must be a person who never repays kindness. Therefore, a person must be a grateful person. A person who knows how to be grateful is also a person who holds grudges! - Sorry, I am, I have never Don’t cover up.”
"Yeah." The jailer nodded, "Prison head, I must repay my kindness. I will always remember your kindness to me!" He said in his heart: Who the hell is Xiao Wang? My surname is Liu!
"After dinner, the magistrate invited me to drink tea." Zhou Jili couldn't stop talking, "Two hundred taels a pound - Baihao Silver Needle from the 20th year of Hongwu!"
"Two hundred taels a catty?" The jailer was stunned. I may not be able to save two hundred taels after working hard for more than ten years. You drank it in just a few mouthfuls. I really can't believe that wild boars can still eat fine chaff. ? Look at how proud you are, let me see how long you can be proud of yourself!
Zhou Jili said: "The magistrate specifically told my father three times - Xiao Zhou's father is mine...you must take care of him!"
"Son helps me, Cai Jing and Cai Ju'an!" Zhou Jili added at the end.
Zhou Xin finally understood. There was something wrong with this guy's brain. He was either mentally retarded or mentally retarded.
Cai Jing and Cai Ju'an were a famous traitorous father and son in the Northern Song Dynasty. How could anyone compare themselves to the two of them, be so complacent and proud of them, and even bring their own father with them? ! How filial! Xiaoxi is alone.
But having a brain problem does not prevent him from being an excellent witness!
Zhou Xin began to use Zhou Jili's words: "Prison leader, since you have such a good relationship with the county magistrate, why did you only become a prison leader? Which one is not better than the prison leader, the Dianshi, the county magistrate, or the chief minister? His monthly salary is only one meter. Higher." Since he is a prisoner, his words must be consistent with his status, so Zhou Xin deliberately added the complimentary word "Sir" after he was magistrate.
"You mean, my position as cell leader is not good?" Zhou Jili saw this prisoner talking to him again. He was very happy when someone talked to him, but he was dissatisfied because he looked down upon his position.
"I don't dare." Zhou Xin said.
"Besides, Dian Shi is the uncle of the magistrate, the county magistrate is his uncle, and the boss is his brother-in-law!" Zhou Jili said, "No matter how good my relationship with the magistrate is, I can't argue with them, right? Besides, I Young Master, being the cell leader is just a temporary experience, and you will follow the rules. What do you, a prisoner, know?"
The jailer said: "That's right, what does the cell boss have to say to a prisoner? Ignore him!"
Zhou Xin's deputy envoy, Inspector Xiao, and others have brought Zhou Xin's official seal. According to Zhou Xin's prior agreement, they are waiting outside the Yuhang County Yamen. They will go in and pick up the person when the agreed time comes!
To capture a county magistrate, there is no need to lead troops. Once the official uniform is worn and the official seal is displayed, the soldiers of Yuhang County Government are his own soldiers.
However, now that the evidence of the crime was almost at hand, and the prisoners in the prison were all informed of the unjust, false and wrongful convictions, Zhou Xin did not want to delay it any longer. Time was precious and it was not necessary to delay the matter.
"Prison head, didn't you say that you have a close relationship with the Inspector Zhou Xin?" Zhou Xin said to Zhou Jili, "Now, his deputy is outside."
"Nonsense! How could I not know that he is here?" Zhou Jili said, "Besides, how do you, a prisoner, know that he is here?"
"Wouldn't you know if it's true or not if you go out and take a look?" Zhou Xin said.
Zhou Jili hesitated. He didn't know the inspector at all, nor did he know his deputy.
But if you say you don't know him, wouldn't you lose face? All the previous boasts were in vain.
"The deputy inspector specially selected Xiu to come to the county government office on holiday. He must have planned an unannounced visit." Zhou Xin said, "The cell boss entertained them well. Isn't it a great achievement for the county magistrate?"
"Yes, yes." Zhou Jili, "But...but..."
Zhou Xin nodded: "Since it is a secret visit to the deputy envoy, he must be a stranger, and the prisoner must not know him. This is also simple. The prisoner only needs to go out and shout: Who is the deputy envoy? If they dare to show up, the prisoner will Just entertain the cell leader; if they don't dare to show up, the prison cell leader will alert them to the secret visit, which is a great achievement for everyone!"
When Zhou Jili thought about it, it made sense! He said harshly: "Do you still need to teach me? Besides, I may be familiar with the deputy envoy." After that, he waved his sleeves and walked out of the cell door...
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After the thick smoke dissipated, Lin Linyou had chopped down all the six scoundrels on his left, but he was also a little exhausted. The rogue killers from the front, rear, right and three sides were rushing towards him like a tide...
As soon as the blood was on the knife, he was about to step forward to fight, when he suddenly caught a glimpse of a figure sitting on the overturned carriage, carrying a long saber.
The figure coughed twice, waved his hand to drive away the lingering fog in front of his eyes, and said to Lin Lin with red eyes: "Straight bitch! What kind of crap did you throw away? You fucking want to smoke me to death?!"
No way!
Lin Linyou felt happy. With this guy as his helper, he was safe!
But I don’t know where this guy came from? Why are you so mysterious?
Seeing the killers rushing towards him, Qiu Bu showed no intention of drawing his sword...
Could it be that...he is with them?
Nest, the fun is over now...
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