The House of Cutting Ice does not raise cattle or sheep. What it really means is that the rich should not compete with the poor for business at the bottom, but should give the bottom people a chance to eat. But reality is often not like this. Rich people are interested in beef and wool, so cow dung and sheep dung eggs have also become a business for the lower class.
"I have never been in the business of cattle and sheep." Zhu Youxi said, "Hey, hey, I don't eat beef."
I know what kind of meat you like to eat. Lin Lin thought about it, picked up a popsicle, put it into his mouth, licked it twice, and asked: "Your Highness, what kind of milk is this popsicle made of? It's smooth and greasy, and it's a little fishy..."
Several of the palace maids covered their mouths and snickered, while some showed shy and incredulous expressions.
"This king really appreciates you!" Zhu Youxi looked at it with great interest, "As a royal guard, it is normal for you not to know this."
"Why, isn't this thing for eating?" Lin Linyou thought the popsicle was not delicious, so he put it back in the ice tray.
"It's for use." Zhu Youxi said with a smile.
"Use? How to use it?" Lin Linyou saw that he was smiling maliciously, and he also laughed.
But soon he couldn't laugh anymore, because Zhu Youxi showed him how to use it... His stomach and throat surged, and he almost vomited it out...
Zhu Youxi, Zhu Youxi, I knew you were perverted, but I never thought you would be so perverted!
"Try it." Zhu Youxi looked at Lin Linyou.
Before Lin Linyou could reply, the palace lady next to him trembled and subconsciously took half a step back.
"Bold!" Zhu Youxi, who had been smiling just now, suddenly became angry, "Come forward and make you sit on this ice!"
"Your Highness, spare your life, please forgive me!" Gong E fell to her knees, kowtowing like garlic.
Looking at this palace maid, she is still young and has a mediocre body. No wonder she is not favored. The appearance is still very good.
"Come up quickly!" Zhu Youxi shouted with eyes wide open.
"Ahem! Your Highness, the weather is already sultry, why do you need to be as knowledgeable as a little palace lady?" Lin Lin said, raising a glass of wine, "If you are brave, I would like to offer a drink to Your Highness."
Zhu Youxi put away his angry expression and smiled again: "Why, will the Jin Yiwei also be sympathetic to the beauty?"
"Perhaps, I am not a competent guard." Lin Linyou shook his wine glass.
"You are incompetent, the emperor will send you here?" Zhu Youxi stared at Lin Linyou.
Lin Linyou paused in his hand, was stunned for a while, laughed dryly, and said: "I just happened to pass by your residence, Your Highness is overly worried."
Zhu Youxi obviously didn't believe it, but he didn't ask any more questions, saying, "How can you drink without having food to accompany the wine?" After saying that, he clapped his hands, and immediately two palace servants came in with food boxes, opened the lid, and saw that it was broken. On top of the ice, there was a layer of raw brains with smelly blood.
It’s brain flower sashimi!
"Please!" Zhu Youxi said to Lin Lin, and started to eat first, eating with gusto.
Seeing Lin Linyou's frown and troubled expression, Zhu Youxi guessed that this kid must have come here because of his hobby of anecdotes.
Lin Linyou also understood that Zhu Youxi was setting a trap for him! If he didn't eat it, he would know that he knew this little thing about him; but looking at the parts in front of him that were most likely the same kind of parts as his own, he really couldn't stop talking.
Let alone his own kind, even if it is the brains of cattle and sheep, he cannot eat it unless it is hot pot.
And he doesn't like hot pot very much in Xia Tian.
To eat or not to eat, that is the question.
"What? Not to your liking?" Zhu Youxi raised his face from the food box. His mouth was full of blood, and he looked as gloomy as a wild beast.
"May I ask, Your Highness, what is this?" Lin Lin asked as curiously as a novice.
"You've eaten it before." Zhu Youxi smiled half-heartedly.
"If I think about it again, I have indeed never eaten it before." Lin Linyou said.
"If you haven't eaten it, your ancestors should have eaten it," Zhu Youxi said.
"Did my ancestors eat it?"
"I heard that Mr. Lin is from Quzhou Prefecture?" Zhu Youxi said, "I wonder if Mr. Lin has ever read "Light Fat" by Bai Juyi of the Tang Dynasty?"
Lightly fat? This poem should be relatively unpopular, right? Anyway, I haven’t read it in Chinese textbooks. I am quite familiar with Hefei.
So he shook his head and said, "I'm a martial artist and should study less."
Zhu Youxi smiled evilly, stretched out his chopsticks and pointed at a palace maid: "Read it to sir."
Gong E agreed and chanted crisply:
"The road is full of pride, and the saddle and horse shine on the dust.
If I ask what he is doing, he is called an internal minister.
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Feeling satisfied after eating and feeling refreshed by drinking wine.
There is a drought in the south of the Yangtze River, and people in Quzhou are cannibals! "
"Bata" sounded twice, as if Uncle Liu Huang had heard Cao Mengde's words, "Today's heroes are only your envoys and Cao Er." Lin Linyou dropped the ivory chopsticks in his hand.
Seeing this, Zhu Youxi sneered.
Lin Linyou also laughed awkwardly and walked across the Xin'an Palace. It was time to show his weak side. I just came to do a mission and go through the motions, and there was no need to compete with the clan.
He straightened his body, looked at Zhu Youxi and said seriously: "Your Majesty knows that His Highness has such a good appetite, so he is relieved."
Zhu Youxi straightened up and wiped his mouth: "You finally admitted it?"
"Your Highness is wise and powerful, and I am not deliberately deceiving you." Lin Linyou said.
"Understood." Zhu Youxi said, "Tell me! What do you want from this king?"
"A human head." Lin Linyou said lightly.
"Whose head?" Zhu Youxi asked calmly.
The guard beside him became nervous and subconsciously held the handle of the knife at his waist.
"The baker." Lin Linyou said, "The baker who cooked this dish for His Highness."
The guard secretly breathed a sigh of relief and slowly removed his hand from the handle of the knife.
"He is a good cook!" Zhu Youxi seemed to be reluctant in his tone, but he did not reject it at all in his heart. This Jinyiwei only wanted the cook's head, not the living cook. Obviously, he wanted to take the blame on the cook. Cross-fertilization, to some extent, is helping yourself.
Lin Linyou came with an order, but Zhu Youxi didn't dare to touch him at all. If he did, it would appear that "there is no three hundred taels of silver here", and it would give the emperor a reason to kill himself.
This small fiefdom of mine is not worth the emperor's effort to chip away at all, but it doesn't take much effort to chip away at himself.
This Jin Yiwei obviously understood this truth, but he still wanted to help him in turn, which surprised Zhu Youxi.
The two dishes of brains that were served just now were monkey brains. With the Jinyi guards in front of him, even though Zhu Youxi was arrogant, he did not dare to leave any evidence.
"Talents are hard to come by! Lin Baihu, you are also a talent, and I love talents. If one day you no longer want to be a royal guard, the door of my palace will be open to you at any time. You are welcome to have a drink with me again!" "
Zhu Youxi was so happy that he not only offered the cook's head, but also gave Lin Linyou Qianguan's treasure banknotes. Although the banknotes were only worth seventy-one coins at the moment, Qianguan's money was still a huge fortune, and some ordinary cattle and sheep families could live in it for a lifetime. You can't make this kind of money either.
After getting the money, Lin Linyou was not satisfied yet, so he asked the little palace lady who had just knelt down to leave.
Zhu Youxi smiled: "Lin Baihu, I really appreciate you more and more!"
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