Perhaps because he had just killed someone, Lin Linyou was a little nervous, so he had a nightmare:
He dreamed of a battle between Jin Chang and Monk Pu Tong of Jianchu Temple, but he heard Jin Chang chanting a mantra: I am always cramming! Cramming!
"Uh-bang-bang-" The two killers were immediately ejected by the powerful shock wave!
At this time, Pu Tongheshi walked out of the darkness and muttered: It's all my fault - a big tree attracts the wind, a big tree attracts the wind!
"Bang!" This time it was Jin Chang's turn to be directly bounced away by the sound wave of the spell, vomiting blood: I didn't expect you to be better than me -
"Huh..." Lin Linyou suddenly sat up from the bed, sweating profusely: "Isn't it...are these two guys sick?"
I looked at the water clock in the corner and saw it was already noon.
"Miss Rong, I haven't heard you play the flute for a long time since I left Hanshan Temple!" Jiang Jianxue's voice sounded in the yard, "Can you play another one for me?"
Nest! This piece of shit! You dare to flirt with my woman on my territory, this is a big deal! After Lin Linyou heard this, he stood up from the bed and threw on his clothes. When he opened the door, he saw Jiang Jianxue holding a bamboo flute and handing it to Yue Rong: "You left in a hurry that day. This flute was left at Hanshan Temple. The monk in the temple saw it and gave me the opportunity to hand it over to you."
It turns out to be this flute! Lin Linyou breathed a sigh of relief.
Yue Rong silently took the bamboo flute, brought it to his mouth, sniffed it, and frowned slightly: "I don't want to play it now."
This flute smells delicious! I don’t know if the monk blew it secretly or Jiang Jianxue secretly used it.
Anyway, Yue Rong doesn’t want to touch this flute anymore.
"Yeah, then you can play it when you want to." Jiang Jianxue said with a smile, "Xiaosheng recently composed a new poem, and I will read it to you..."
"Little scholar, how did you sleep last night?" Lin Linyou stepped forward and greeted.
Jiang Jianxue turned around and bowed, saying: "Thanks to Mr., I slept soundly, better than ever before." Of course! In the past, I slept in deserted temples and occasionally stayed in dormitories in small temples. The dormitories in small temples were not as spacious and comfortable as the big room in this compound, the big bed was spacious, and it was quiet! Well, the most important thing is silence. What scholars need most is silence.
Sometimes the dormitory in the small temple is very nervous, so you can only squeeze into a big bunk with the big monks, and sleep until midnight when the big monks suddenly stab you in the back. Who can bear this? Thinking about it, Jiang Jianxue was still confused. Didn't he say that his family was completely empty? Why are the back stabs of these monks more ferocious than those of the beggars?
Maybe, because they are monks! Alas, it is always difficult to deal with literati and military men.
"Drink some more tonight?" Lin Linyou asked with a smile.
"No, no, no..." Jiang Jianxue waved her hands repeatedly.
"Brother, why are you sleeping so late in the summer?" Lin Long, the younger sister, was enjoying the cool air under the grape trellis in the courtyard and petting the cat. "You haven't taken us out to play in a long time."
The grapes climbed all over the vine, lush and green, and there were bunches of grapes on it, but they were still green.
Lin Linyou smiled and said: "Didn't I give you money? If you want to play with me, you and Sister Rong can go on your own!"
Yue Rong originally wanted to go back to her hometown, but her younger brother Yue Buqun was still in the capital. Although she tried to find him several times but was declined by him, she still wanted to stay with him in the capital and wait for him to figure it out. Maybe if he changes his mind, or if he goes to the West again, then it's time for her to go back, and her parents at home will also be thinking about her!
"It's too hot." Yue Rong smiled, "It's good to cool off in the yard." She was also afraid that her brother would come to her door after thinking about it. If he didn't see her, wouldn't he have missed it?
"That's right." Lin Lin said, "Maybe when the weather gets cooler and it's Chinese Valentine's Day, I'll take you to catch spiders."
"Eh - I don't want to catch spiders!" Lin Long stuck out her tongue. As a girl, what she fears most in her life is bugs, especially those with no legs or many legs.
"If you don't catch spiders, how can you beg for luck?" Lin Lin asked.
At this moment, a plump meat insect, as long as an adult's thumb and index finger, suddenly fell from the grape trellis above his head and landed in front of Lin Long.
And played it twice!
"Ah -" Lin Long was so frightened that she jumped three feet high. The civet cat lying on the ground was not frightened by the meat bugs, but was frightened by her screams and took off, running up the courtyard wall and running away.
Lin Linyou and the others stepped forward to take a look. Jiang Jianxue broke off a branch, pulled out an insect, and said, "It's too hot. I'm afraid I might faint from the sun!"
As he spoke, he picked another grape leaf and tried to pull the insect onto the leaf.
"What are you doing?" Lin Linyou asked.
"God has a good life..." Jiang Jianxue raised his head and smiled, but heard a "pop" sound, and a lump of yellow-brown mucus was sprayed on his face.
But it was Lin Linyou who crushed the insect with one kick.
"How disgusting!" Yue Rong frowned, covering his mouth and hiding away.
"Brother Lin, you..." Jiang Jianxue's face was stained with tears, twisted in discomfort, angry and annoyed.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it." Lin Lin said, taking out a handkerchief, "I'll wipe it for you."
"Ugh - you put it in my mouth!"
…
Like two lambs ready to be slaughtered.
This man and woman couldn't understand why they were sleeping soundly at home and suddenly ended up in the prince's palace.
They turned out to be a couple?
The "couple" opened their eyes wide, looking at the elegant and elegant young man in front of them with confusion and fear.
After traveling for two days and one night, Zhu Youxi rushed back to the Xin'an fiefdom, which was more than 600 miles away from the capital.
At this time, he was sitting crookedly on the throne, smiling, looking harmless, and somewhat handsome.
But the "couple" clearly felt a suffocating coldness from his smiling eyes.
According to their age, Zhu Youxi had to call them uncle and aunt, but now this nineteen-year-old boy looked at the two elders in front of him like two lambs.
"Are you husband and wife?" Zhu Youxi asked with a smile.
The woman nodded first, but the man seemed hesitant.
"You are not a couple." Zhu Youxi put his elbow on the armrest of the throne and leaned forward slightly.
The men and women were shocked by his aura and did not dare to say anything anymore. They knelt down obediently.
"Men and women who are deeply in love will produce something in their minds, which tastes different." Zhu Youxi said, "Especially, men and women like you two who are in an adulterous relationship."
"Your Majesty, please forgive us!" The man and woman kowtowed, "I won't dare to do it again next time."
"Don't worry, it doesn't matter whether they are a couple or not. It doesn't matter." Zhu Youxi smiled and said softly, "Don't be afraid, just tell me who is the person who killed me? I will let him go immediately. You go."
The man and woman opened their confused eyes and shook their heads innocently.
"You don't even know your savior?"
Still shaking his head.
"When we wake up, we will be with you, the king..."
In fact, Zhu Youxi had already sent someone to ask about it on the way. It was true that they didn't know anything, but he wanted to ask again.
He said to his subordinates: "When people are afraid, something will appear in their brains, and it has a different flavor."
He once said to his subordinates: "There is a famous dish in the palace called Hundred Birds Tofu, which is made from the brains of hundreds of birds. A plate of tofu requires the brains of nearly a thousand birds, but sometimes there are not so many birds." Brain, what should I do? Shang Shanjian didn’t want to be punished, so he used it quietly... Anyway, the emperor and the others couldn’t taste it. One time, my father brought back bird brain tofu from the palace and gave it to us people to eat. Haha, my king Once you taste it, you can taste it.”
Zhu Youxi: Tell me, what are the similarities and differences between birds and humans?
Subordinate: It’s all life. The life of a bird is cheap, but the life of a human is precious.
This subordinate still has a clear conscience, is bold enough to speak out, and gives advice tactfully!
Zhu Youxi laughed loudly: Who told you that human life is precious?
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