Zhang Ben was leaning on the edge of the pool, with a towel covering his face, and snoring could be heard from under the towel - this guy actually fell asleep!
Lin Linyou and Yang Fang also lay on their backs and leaned against each other lazily.
I don’t know what Yang Fang was thinking.
Lin Linyou was thinking that the yellow-haired five-clawed dragon opposite had a transgressive tattoo on his body and was a time traveler. He could open a gap in him and gain the support of the superiors, especially the emperor, so that Jiang A could play Jin Chang and others. Everyone was caught in one swoop, even Li Zengzhi was uprooted!
The capital has not yet been moved! Huang Mao called the capital Nanjing. He thought he was not highly educated and should make good use of it.
However, the emperor knew clearly that Jiang Ayan was a desperado, and Li Zengzhi still raised him openly without any influence, so how could a little yellow hair make waves?
Unless...self-violence - the identity of a self-violent time traveler!
Of course, it is enough to let Huang Mao commit suicide alone! Teach him to talk about some "secrets", and then say bad things about Li Zengzhi and others...
Huang Maolin Linyou is confident that he can figure it out, but he doesn't know if it will work. After all, Emperor Zhu Di is not that easy to figure out...
"Second brother, have you ever considered going to the West with Eunuch Zheng?" Yang Fang suddenly asked, interrupting his meditation.
"Going to the Western Ocean?" Lin Linyou had considered it, but he just wanted to find sweet potatoes and play to relax and get rid of his pirate addiction. "What, you want to go?"
"Yes." Yang Fang nodded.
"Okay, it's good to go out and see the world." Obviously Lin Linyou's mind is not on this topic. He is now thinking about getting rid of Jin Chang and the others as soon as possible, so that a murderer can live beside him and live so nourishingly. , he felt that he was a failure as a royal guard and a failure as a time traveler.
"I'm here to get promoted." Yang Fang said silently.
"Promotion? How can promotion be so troublesome..." Lin Linyou wanted to say that his second brother would give you some money and take care of things, wouldn't that be enough? But suddenly he remembered Zhang Bi's earnest warning to him to "keep his wealth private", so he changed his words and said, "Can't you just ask the eldest brother to take care of it for you? After all, the eldest brother is a member of a hundred households!"
Yang Fang glanced at Zhang Bi, who was sleeping soundly: "I still want to rely on myself..."
Well, he is a man with backbone!
Just as he was talking, Huang Mao's group burst out laughing, splashing water with all their strength, pushing all the pumice stones and gourds on the surface of the bath towards Lin Linyou and the others.
Lin Linyou was puzzled when he suddenly smelled a faint smell in the medicinal fragrance that filled the pond. He took a closer look and saw a long object floating in the pumice and melon gourd, drifting towards them. .
And the stench became stronger and stronger.
Huang Mao's group climbed up the shore playfully, got on their wooden clogs and walked toward them - Lin Linyou and the others approached the door. It seemed that these guys had done something immoral and wanted to escape!
How could Yang Fang have imagined that someone in the Ming Dynasty, a land of etiquette, would do such an unimaginable and immoral thing? Curiously, he stretched out his hand to grab the long object. Lin Linyou was about to stop it, but it was too late, but when he saw the long object shattered in his hands, Yang put his hands on the filth, and the stench became even stronger!
"Ouch - what he's talking about is shit!***" Even though Yang Fang was usually solemn and self-possessed, he couldn't help but curse at this moment, and immediately put his hand into the water and shook it desperately!
Huang Mao and the others laughed even more happily, leaning forward and backward, unable to straighten their backs. Looking at them like that, they almost burst out laughing.
Lin Linyou: I thought these guys were not good people, but it turns out they are not even bad people! Did people do this kind of thing?
He looked at Huang Mao's twisted face and became furious. With his strong body, he jumped up from the bathtub, jumped out of the water and landed in front of Huang Mao. He grabbed one of his yellow hairs and jumped into the water again!
"Eat it the way you pulled it out! Ci'ao!" Lin Linyou grabbed Huang Mao's head and pushed him toward the place where the dirt was floating and into the water!
"Gududu..." Huang Mao was laughing so hard that he was caught off guard and was dragged into the water before he even had time to close his mouth. At this moment, he had taken several large gulps of pool water.
"Brother!" Upon seeing this, Huang Mao's three companions jumped and shouted on the shore, but did not dare to go into the water. It was not because they were afraid of Lin Linyou, but because they were afraid of the filth in the water. "I warn you to let go quickly." Killed my big brother!"
"Hurry up and let him go! My eldest brother is from Rakshasa country!"
The Rakshasa Kingdom is today’s Russia.
It seems that Huang Mao has always regarded himself as such.
"Rakshasa country, right?" Lin Linyou heard their shouting, but he became even more excited, "You still have tattoos! Underworld? Five-clawed dragon returns!" Every time he said a word, Huang Mao's head was lifted to let him take a breath. , press it again.
This guy still thinks he is the protagonist? Which protagonist would do such an immoral and shameless thing? At least they will respect themselves as the protagonist!
Huang Maoyi's accomplices went around Yang Fang's head, who was leaning on the edge of the pool, and stretched out his hands to restrain him. Instead, Yang Fang grabbed his hand, twisted him gently and skillfully, and threw him into the pool.
When the other two people saw him, they didn't dare to act rashly and they just kept yelling and cursing.
One person screamed for a while, seemed to remember something, and ran to the bathroom with his sandals on.
"I see your stomach is a little dry! Drink more water!"
After drowning for several more times, seeing Huang Mao's face turned pale, Lin Linyou stopped his hand, pointed at the man and Huang Mao who fell behind and said: "You two, clean up the filth, otherwise, today Some people want to leave!"
"Why did Mr. Lin have such a big fire?" At this moment, a voice came from the other side of the bath.
I saw a middle-aged man with messy hair and a light silk robe slowly turning out from behind the screen inside.
When their eyes met, Lin Linyou immediately recognized that this person was Jin Chang, the master of illusion in Xiaoyao Tower!
Jin Chang raised his hands, and the light silk slipped from his body, revealing his knotted muscles and the shocking scars on the muscles. The yellow-haired companion behind him who had just ran to report the news quickly reached out to catch the robe.
"When you beat a dog, you have to look at the owner, right?" Jin Chang also got into the water, leaned on the edge of the pool opposite, looked at Lin Linyou, and said this classic high-frequency line.
"Your dog is pulling everywhere! It's time to pull it away!" Lin Linyou said, "You, the owner, don't take good care of your dog, so I will teach you a lesson!"
"So, I still have to thank you?"
"You're welcome..." Lin Linyou was saying, and suddenly realized something was wrong——
He saw a series of small bubbles emerging from the water, and then there were more and more bubbles, and they became bigger and bigger. With a "beep" sound, suddenly a big bubble burst beside him. Gradually, the bubbles grew bigger and bigger. Loud, the gurgling sounds became more intense, and the whole water seemed to be boiling!
At the same time, Lin Linyou and Yang Fang also felt that the water in the pool had become hot in an instant, and they both panicked for a moment!
Yang Fang turned around and clawed at the edge of the pool to climb up. Lin Linyou also waded towards the edge of the pool, but saw an even more horrifying scene - Yang Fang's thighs were exposed in the water, and the leg flesh was in pieces. It fell off and soon exposed the white bones!
"Third brother!" He couldn't help shouting.
Yang Fang looked back with a look of fear and pointed at Lin Lin, speechless.
Lin Linyou looked down and saw that the flesh on his body was also falling off!
In an instant, a terrifying suffocation surged through my body...
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