That night, the three of them came to the Sinan Market Building of Jiaofang and "invited" Xia Di from the Etiquette Department.
When Xia Di heard that he was going to the Jiaofang Division, he refused righteously at first, fearing that it was a trap: "According to the "Da Ming Law", serving officials are not allowed to have sex with prostitutes and drink with them. You have forgotten it so quickly?"
"Hey, Xia Geishe, look around you, which official doesn't have sex with prostitutes?" Lin Lin said, "Isn't this Jiaofang Division just for us? If you don't have sex with me, where will the national money come from? ?”
There is nothing wrong with this. There are almost no colleagues who do not engage in prostitution, and no one makes an issue about it.
"No, no, no!" However, Xia Di waved her hand and refused.
"Oh, let's go! If you are played by someone, just play back!" Zhang Bi said, "Just like you played with my second brother, why, are you afraid that you can't play with them? That's what you do."
"Tell the truth! I'll take you to meet someone tonight." Lin Lin said, "Someone you absolutely want to meet."
"Meeting whom?"
"Yu Miaolan, Miss Yu!" Lin Lin said, "I have made arrangements and let her accompany you tonight."
"Seriously?" Xia Di was moved.
"Seriously! I'm treating you!" Lin Lin said, "If you don't go, wouldn't it make this girl's heart cold?"
"Why are you doing this?" Still worried it's a trap.
Yang Fang was the first to say: "Second brother said it! What you said yesterday was so righteous and righteous, which made him deeply ashamed! At the same time, we are all full of admiration for Mr., and no one else is so solemn just to get to know Mr. A good minister, a pillar of the country!"
These words made Xia Di feel a little excited: "If that's the case, then it would be disrespectful to reject it? In fact, I am very willing to make friends with the three of you..."
We ordered a table of wine and food in the elegant room and ate and drank. The person accompanying us was none other than Yu Miaolan, who played the role of Fantou, the head coach of Jiaofang.
As expected, Xia Di had a soft spot for Yu Miaolan, and his eyes only looked at her.
"Xia Geishe, I offended you a lot yesterday. I hope you can forgive me." Lin Linyou raised his glass to Xia Di and said politely, "I'll do it first as a token of respect!"
"That's right, Xia Geishe. We are all officials in the dynasty. What happened yesterday is something you, the prime minister, can handle. Your Excellency has a lot, so just pretend that nothing happened." Zhang Ben and Yang Fang also raised their glasses in toast.
Xia Di was so confused that she didn't know what kind of medicine these three guys were selling.
But he still picked up the cup.
After a few rounds of drinking, Lin Linyou and the others stood up and said goodbye: "Xia Geishe, have a good meal and drink tonight, so we'll excuse you!"
"Okay, okay! Please, please!" Xia Di wished they could leave quickly.
Only Xia Di and Yu Miaolan were left in the room.
Although Yu Miaolan didn't know what Lin Linyou meant, she still followed the instructions beforehand and diligently persuaded him to drink.
"Come on, sit here!" Xia Di, who was slightly drunk, patted his thigh and looked at Yu Miaolan with drunken eyes.
Yu Miaolan walked over reluctantly, but still had a professional smile on her face.
On the corridor outside the room, Zhang Ben asked Lin Linyou puzzledly: "Didn't you agree to let me pretend to be a guest? Second brother, why did you change your mind at the last minute? I also said that you really want to make friends with this official."
"Hey, big brother!" Lin Linyou said, "I thought, the acting is not as good as the real thing! Besides, you are too humble to play the role of a guest! I have a better role for you."
"What horn?"
"Killer!"
"..."
In the room, Yu Miaolan sat on Xia Di's lap, offering wine and food.
Xia Di was already drunk: "Miaolan, you know? I miss you so much..." while stroking her waist and thighs.
"Miaolan, do you know? I miss you so much...does it hurt?" Zhang Bi imitated the words outside the door and looked at Lin Linyou jokingly, "Second brother, does your heart hurt?"
"Ouch! Be gentle, Mr. Xia, you hurt me." Yu Miaolan couldn't help but push him away and jumped from his arms.
Unexpectedly, even though this civil servant was drunk, he could react very quickly. He grabbed Yu Miaolan's hand with great strength.
He stretched out his finger and pointed at her forehead: "You look so much like... my first love! I still remember... that year, when I was in my second year of high school, I secretly stuffed a... love letter into your drawer. ...But you threw it into the trash can in front of the whole class... Haha! I was laughed at by my classmates for a whole year!"
Lin Linyou: Hmm...are you a time traveler again?
I peeked at Zhang Bi, his face was expressionless, but he was very calm!
"Sir, you are drunk." Yu Miaolan said, trying to break free from his hand, but to no avail.
"Oh no! One year! A whole year! Until graduation!" Xia Di got drunk and suddenly raised her hand and slapped Yu Miaolan hard.
"Ah -" Yu Miaolan was caught off guard and was slapped by him. Under her messy hair, she covered her face in grievance.
"It looks like you were beaten?" Zhang Bi said.
"It's almost time... Why is third brother so slow to change clothes?"
Just as he was talking, Yang Fang came forward wearing turtle clothes and a green turban on his head.
"Look at third brother, this outfit looks very suitable!" Lin Linyou did not forget to make a joke.
"Third brother, otherwise, you can just work here as an errand." Zhang Bi patted Yang Fang on the shoulder, "Isn't it more comfortable to have so many sisters accompanying you every day, Yingying Yanyan, than working as a royal guard?"
"Big brother and second brother, if you keep talking, I will give up my choice!" Yang Fang said, "This clothes smells sour! There is also the smell of mutton. I guess if you put it in a pot and boil it, it will make a pot full of it. Here comes the mutton soup!”
"Okay, let's stop talking." Lin Lin said, "It's your turn! Come in quickly!"
Zhang Bi went downstairs first and hid in the darkness of the back alley.
Yang Fang pushed the door open and walked in. Xia Di was stumbling around, grabbing Yu Miaolan's hair and dragging her to the bed, shouting: "Smelly bitch! If you have Jin Yiwei... just forget about me, right? It's nice to see you tonight." ! Let you... let you see my majesty... majesty!"
"Hey! Uncle, you drank too much!" Yang Fang hurried forward, reached out and pinched an acupuncture point on Xia Di's wrist. Xia Di felt his hand go numb and weakly loosened his fingers.
Yu Miaolan took the opportunity to run out of the room.
Lin Linyou pulled her and saw that her eyes were a little red, and said softly: "Miaolan, I have wronged you."
Yu Miaolan shook her head and smiled bitterly: "Since I became an adult, I haven't experienced such a life for a long time. I'm really not used to it."
Yang Fang's performance in the room continued: "Uncle, this chamber pot is full. I'll help you go outside to relax!"
"I don't...I don't pee!" Xia Di shouted vaguely, "I can still drink! Where's Miaolan? Tell her to...come here for me!"
Without any explanation, Yang Fang dragged the drunk Xia Di downstairs with his arms, dragged him all the way to the back alley, and threw him directly to the ground. Gu stood not far away and hid in the dark with Lin Linyou. Waiting for the "murderer" to appear.
Not long after, a fat figure came out of the dark corner, silently came to Xia Di, looked around, and suddenly beat him up with both hands and feet...
Lin Linyou and Yang Fang looked at each other.
Lin Linyou: Why are you adding drama to yourself?
After the beating, Zhang Ben took off the unsheathed fish-gut sword from his waist and pretended to swipe it on Xia Di's chin...
"We're done, where are you guys?" Zhang Ben shouted as he walked out of the back alley, "The demonstration is over, did you find anything?"
"Don't yell." Lin Linyou walked out and said, "Go back and say... take this guy upstairs first!"
"Hey, let the real turtle do this kind of trivial thing!" Yang Fang took off his coat quickly and ran into the building to change clothes. "I have to take a shower first when I get back. I smell like sheep."
Hey, I'm not a professional. Lin Linyou sighed in his heart, but the environment and atmosphere tonight were quite good, making him feel as if he was immersed in the scene and had really returned to the scene of the crime.
It seems that crime scene simulation is really necessary.
However, I have to sort out everything tonight before I can share my insights with Zhang Ben, Yang Fang and the others.
Zhang Ben, Yang Fang and the others played the role of the killer Turtle Gong, but Lin Linyou demonstrated the triangle alone. During the crime simulation, he filled in all these identities in his mind.
Crime simulation, in addition to the environmental atmosphere, mainly simulates the psychological activities of the murderer and feels what he felt at the time.
Feeling is the most important thing.
Somehow, he felt that he was very close to the murderer.
Just now, when he was hiding in the darkness, it seemed that there was a pair of eyes staring at him in the darkness elsewhere...
