"Second brother, what is crime scene simulation?"
"We will play the role of the murderer and the victim, and imitate the murderer's criminal behavior in a specific environment, so as to obtain clues and information, and even capture the real murderer!" As he said this, Lin Linyou himself became a little excited, and he watched a few times in vain. This detective novel.
"Have you heard of Wan'er?" Zhang Bi asked Yang Fang.
"It's very fresh." Yang Fang said, "But it also feels very powerful. Brother, haven't you heard of it?"
"Yes! Since the second brother is so professional, we will all obey his arrangements." Zhang Bi said.
Um? This professional term should not be unique to my time, right? Didn’t Ming Dynasty call it that?
But it doesn't matter, as long as you don't say words or lines that are very characteristic of the times, it won't be exposed.
"Thank you, big brother!" Lin Lin said, "Then, tomorrow night, big brother, you will play the role of a guest..."
"How to act?"
"Just do what you usually do in the Jiaofang Division." Lin Lin said, "Just be a little restrained."
"Second brother, what about me?"
"You pretend to be a tortoise." Lin Lin persuaded, "When the time comes to help the eldest brother, the prostitute, go to the back alley to urinate, we will start investigating the latest case... But, someone must play the murderer..."
"Aren't you a human being?" Zhang Bi said.
"I have to stand in the dark and watch your performance so that I can find clues." Lin Lin persuaded, "How about finding a reliable captain?"
At this moment, an uninvited guest came. He opened the door and walked into the room empty-handed. He took a look at the warm wine and the boiling pot, and then smiled and said: "Hey! Adults, where are you drinking?"
"Don't be too young! Are we familiar with you?"
The person who came was none other than Xia Di, who was in charge of the matter from the Li Ke.
No wonder a few people didn't give him a good look.
In the Ming Dynasty, when officials were commensurate, the word "sir" was not given priority. When ordinary people were called officials, they were called "sir, parents," "magistrate," etc. However, when officials were commensurate, if they were called "sir", it would probably cause dissatisfaction. Joy.
In this regard, Lin Linyou's opinion is that the title "Sir" should be a bit like the "eldest brother" and "brother" of his time. Before he traveled through time, when he was still a member of the 996 community, he had worked in private companies and state-owned companies. In small private companies, it is normal for new employees or two unfamiliar employees to call each other "brother", and no one thinks it is wrong.
However, in larger private or state-owned enterprises, if employees refer to each other as "brother", it would be considered frivolous. They are usually called "worker so-and-so" or "teacher so-and-so", which seems more serious.
"I have given you an edict from the Rites Section to Xia Di. I have a few words to say to General Lin Qi." Xia Di smiled and said, "Even if the commanders don't want to see me, I'm afraid they have to be patient and patient." Changed title.
"Does Xia Geishe want us to avoid him?" Zhang Bi frowned coldly.
None of the three of them had a good impression of these officials.
"How dare you, how dare you." Xia Di said, "I'm worried that the two commanders will be involved...or maybe Mr. Lin and we will move away?"
"It's so cold, where can we go?" Lin Linyou said angrily, "If you have anything to say, just say it here!"
"Okay! Then I'll say it." Xia Di looked around, pulled Zhang Xiudun to sit down, and looked at Lin Linyou, "Mr. Lin Qi, Jiaofang's case judge, although the murderer has been killed, but I heard that Nanshilou is still not peaceful... Oh, just keep eating and don't worry about me."
"You repeatedly caused trouble in Nanshi Building, are you doing it to solve the murder and investigate the case?"
"Yes! Is there any problem?" Lin Linyou picked up a piece of meat, blew on it, put it in his mouth and ate it, and deliberately squeaked loudly.
Xia Di swallowed: "Who gave you the order to investigate this case?"
Lin Linyou: "The Jinyi Guards obey the orders of the Holy One and do not need anyone's instructions."
"You mean, the Holy One has issued an order for you to investigate this case?"
"Yes, is there a problem?"
"The first time you caused trouble in Jiaofangsi, the river supervisor Li Rui died; the second time you made trouble in Jiaofangsi, it was because of Tie Xuan's daughters, who were members of the Jianwen Yu Party! I have to suspect that you are too! "
"If you want to incriminate me, why bother? Xia Geishe wants to mess with me, so why bother talking about the suit? Can't you just write a few bullets and submit them?"
"You think I don't dare? According to the Ming Dynasty Laws, officials in office are not allowed to have sex with prostitutes. Do you think I don't know that you have married two more Miaolan in the Jiaofang Department? Just for this one rule, I can ask the emperor to punish you!"
"Third brother, remember this sentence." Lin Linyou said to Yang Fang.
"Yeah, yeah." Yang Fang bit off the green vegetables in his mouth, put the bowl and chopsticks next to the stove, took out the impermanence book and made a few strokes, "Remember it!"
Lin Linyou took the book of impermanence and read: "The Li Ke said to Xia Di during the incident: He can make the emperor punish his ministers' crimes."
At first glance, there's nothing wrong with it.
At first glance, I always feel something is wrong...
"It doesn't seem right for you to write like this..." Xia Di said.
"What's wrong? These are your exact words!" Lin Linyou smiled.
"I don't want you to mess with words! In short, the emperor's sage has his own judgment!"
"Yes. But you just said that officials are not allowed to have sex with prostitutes. Let me ask Xia Geishe, have you never had sex with a prostitute?"
"I...I didn't."
"Oh, no, so when you went to Jiaofangsi, you always recited poems with Miss Yu Miaolanyu and talked about life?"
Xia Di was sweating coldly: This Jin Yiwei really didn't live up to his reputation. How could he know these things so quickly?
Lin Linyou stared at Xia Di: "I can say that I went to the Jiaofang Division to investigate the case and ask Yu Miaolan for questioning. What about you? Does anyone believe that you are correct in reciting poems? Besides, even if you didn't have sex with prostitutes, our "Da Ming Dynasty" The Law has also been stipulated, prohibiting officials from using tricks to drink alcohol! As a member of the etiquette department, you are in charge of the affairs, you don't know this, right? "
Lin Linyou himself was not sure about this. It is true that at least in the early years of Xuande, because the three imperial censors were obsessed with teaching and actually let the emperor's pigeons go to court, the emperor Long Yan was furious and added "forbid officials to use tricks." Wine" this one.
Not only is she no longer allowed to have sex with her, she can no longer even let a geisha accompany her for a drink.
However, the "Da Ming Law" is full of red tape. I believe that it is impossible for the person in front of me to know every item and every detail. It would be better to bluff him.
Xia Di was speechless and seemed to be really frightened. I came here to interrogate people, but I didn’t expect that I would be the one being interrogated!
My colleagues all said that Jin Yiwei was difficult to deal with, and I should have believed it a long time ago! At the very least, you should be well prepared.
Forget it, let’s not ask any questions today! But leaving just like that seems like too much of a loss...
"Xia Geishe, would you like something to drink?" Fortunately, Zhang Bi helped him break the embarrassment at this time, "Is the stove a little hot? I see you are sweating a little!"
"Thank you for your kindness. I won't drink alcohol during my straight life." Xia Di came back from her thoughts and smiled bitterly.
"Would you like to eat something?"
"Ahem, you're welcome...it smells so good! What kind of meat?" Xia Di thought: Since you can't beat them, let's pretend to join first!
"Venison." Zhang Bi said with a smile, "Three yuan a pound!"
"I'm ashamed to say that I haven't eaten venison yet!"
"Really? Then try it!" Zhang Ben handed over a pair of chopsticks.
"You're welcome, Mr. Baihu... Hehe, let me have some chopsticks and try the craftsmanship of the three adults!" Xia Di was freed from the embarrassment, grabbed the chopsticks, his throat was rolling, and he stared at the small copper pot. He jabbed his chopsticks into the pot without piercing the meat, and swiped it in the soup for a long time, but only one fragrant leaf came out.
"Hey, is it gone?" Zhang Bi pretended not to know, "I'll ask someone to add more, hey! Who is that?"
"Brother, I'll call that person." Yang Fang also pretended to get up in a tacit understanding.
Looking at the half-smiling expressions on the faces of several people, Xia Di realized that he had been tricked. He put down his chopsticks, snorted coldly in his nostrils, and said angrily: "You Jin Yiwei are so wanton and outrageous! You have humiliated me again today." ! I will report to the Holy One again and you will definitely be punished!"
The fierce words somewhat saved the face of the scientific officer and did not embarrass his colleagues.
After saying that, he stood up angrily and walked away.
"Hahaha!" Lin Linyou and the other three finally couldn't hold it back and burst into laughter.
In the courtyard, Xia Di listened to the laughter of the three people, and his back shook with anger. He thought angrily and excitedly: The factory guard misunderstood! If you want to change history, start with the Jin Yiwei and attack them first! When Emperor Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang stopped guarding the prison and burned the instruments of torture, I let history repeat itself to prove that history can not only repeat itself, but can also be changed. When the time comes to promote the abolition of Jinyiwei with one word, I, Xia, will also be a figure who will leave my name in history!
