"..."
Lord put a hand on his forehead. He just wanted to be quiet now.
Now he finally remembered that the gun head should be the famous 'Gear of Longinus' that appeared in the opening of "Hell Detective", the legendary god-killing gun that pierced the chest of Jesus!
No wonder...he feels familiar!
Emotions are intertwined again!
John Constantine, the famous Hell Detective.
It is estimated that in the eyes of many people, the image of Constantine is directly linked to Keanu Reeves.
In the movie "Hellfinder", Keanu Reeves plays Constantine, a handsome exorcist who is affectionate and righteous, with incredible looks that makes women unable to keep their legs together!
However.....
The ideal is beautiful, but the reality is cruel.
The blond man sitting next to Lord, with his face full of wrinkles and expressing his passion for him, is not Keanu Reeves' Constantine.
Lorde can tell you with absolute certainty that if it were to be played according to the original version, let alone whether Keanu Reeves would agree or not, even if it were filmed, it would be very difficult to pass the review system of the US emperor!
Properly 18X banned films!
So what is the real Constantine like?
John Constantine, nicknamed "Zhacon".
An exorcist who smokes, drinks and sells his teammates, is prostituted, prostituted and gambled, commits all kinds of deception and abduction, and is usually a slovenly exorcist.
It is worth mentioning that this Constantine orientation is very broad, including but not limited to humans.
In addition, Constantine is a powerful magician whose ancestors are part of a magical clan that can be traced back to the era of King Arthur and Merlin. He himself has traveled around the world in search of some lost magic books.
But Constantine was anything but a 'decent man'!
He is the darkest 'decent hero' in DC and even the entire history of American comics!
He neither cares nor distinguishes between good and evil. Regardless of angels, demons, or human friends, they are just available resources and carefully selected pawns to achieve goals.
On the entire chessboard, except myself as the king, everyone else can be easily discarded!
He could make an innocent little girl fall into hell in order to exorcise a demon!
In order to exorcise the devil, he could hurt his niece's feelings and let her be completely crushed in the end!
He can betray, sacrifice, and sacrifice his teammates without hesitation in order to exorcise demons!
This is John Constantine.
A real hell detective, a man who wanders alone between hell and heaven, playing with angels and demons wantonly!
"Hey friend, what's wrong with you?"
Seeing Luo Desheng's loveless expression, Constantine moved his butt and squeezed over, then asked with a "concerned" look on his face: "Is it because you have just come to the human world and haven't gotten used to it yet? Do you feel uncomfortable?"
"hehe......"
Lord sneered and said, "It's a bit ironic when the word friend comes out of your mouth."
Does Constantine have any friends?
There must be, and this guy has quite a wide network of contacts. He can be said to be the modern version of 'Song Jiang'!
He can survive to this day, frantically testing back and forth on the edge of hell and heaven, thanks to his friends who were forcibly sacrificed by him.
Want to be friends with Constantine?
The premise is to first weigh how many lives you have. An angel with forty-seven lives is not enough to trick him!
"Misunderstanding, definitely a misunderstanding!"
Constantine remained calm and said righteously: "These are all stories made up by the damn devil in order to slander me. My character, Constantine, is well known to everyone!"
"Pfft hahaha..."
The waiter at the bar couldn't help laughing.
Is Constantine a good person?
This was one of the funniest jokes he had ever heard in his life!
But Constant didn't care. Over the years, his face had become as thick as a city wall, so how could he care about others' ridicule.
In order to please Lord, Constantine did his best, continued to brag about his good character, and also told about his glorious deeds of stabbing his friends!
But in view of the reputation of "Zha Kang", Lord believes that the story of him stabbing his friend may be true!
"Stop...I know your character well, no need to explain."
Lord was too lazy to argue with him, waved his hand to stop Constantine who was still bragging, and asked: "I just want to ask you, what is going on with this letter?"
When it came to business, Constantine was relatively normal and said: "This is a soul contract sent to hell!"
"Soul...contract?"
Lord's eyes twitched slightly, and when he looked at the letter, he suddenly had a bad feeling.
"Yes, to put it simply, I mortgaged my soul to the devil, but he helped me do things." Constantine picked up the wine glass calmly, put it to his lips and took a sip.
The tone and expression of his words seemed very calm, as if he didn't care about mortgaging his soul to the devil at all.
However...
Anyone who is familiar with him knows that this is not the first time that Constantine has done this!
Mortgage your soul is like a lost moral integrity. Every time you do it, there will be a second time. The more times you do it, the more you will get used to it.
Since he has offended so many people, there are countless demons in hell who are all hoping that this bastard will die quickly so that they can torture his soul forever in hell!
Although the devil has been deceived by him many times, the reason why he is still willing to make a contract with him is because this bastard's soul is very popular in hell!
It's okay to be deceived once or twice, but what if that time can trick him to death?
It is precisely because of this idea that the devil has been played by Constantine many times.
Even the famous Three Demon Kings of Hell were deceived by Constantine, and then almost started a war over the ownership of his soul!
It always makes people 'love but not love', maybe this is a scumbag.
Lord rubbed his sore eyebrows and asked, "Since you said this is a contract, what's the content of the contract?"
"He used magic to hide it."
At this time, the waiter at the bar suddenly interjected: "This is Constantine's usual trick. There are often some unwary devils who are fooled by his little tricks. You are not the first one."
Constantine laughed twice and then snapped his fingers.
Pa~
A crisp voice sounded, and at the same time, the yellowed letter on the table suddenly began to burn, and handwriting began to appear one after another!
These words were hidden using black magic, and there was no spiritual power fluctuation at all, or it could be said that it was difficult to detect. That's why Lorde didn't find out before and accidentally fell into Constantine's trap!
I can only say that he is worthy of being a "Zha Kang". He is really good at deceiving gods and ghosts. No wonder those demons and angels were fooled around!
"So what you're saying is that I was forced to sign this contract with you, right?"
Lord's eyes gradually turned cold. He hated this feeling of being plotted by others. A cold murderous intent shrouded Constantine like a substance!
"hiss--"
Constantine suddenly felt cold all over, and then he saw that the bar and the surrounding areas were covered in frost. He was suddenly shocked: "Wait, calm down, this is a neutral zone!"
"Constantine, you have three sentences to convince me."
Lord's eyes boiled with murderous intent, and the cold air became stronger and stronger, even gradually showing signs of spreading to the entire bar: "Otherwise... you just prepare to die here."
Constantine is really powerful, he can even deceive angels and demons, but he only doesn't know one thing!
That is...Lord does not belong in hell!
The contract he signed with Lord had no effect at all!
How can a 'demon' who does not belong to hell be restrained by the rules of hell?
This is the only thing Constantine missed!
