"Hua Yitang, you are such a crow's mouth." Lin Sui'an hugged Qian Jing and said.
Hua Yitang covered the lower half of his face with his wide sleeves. His shoulders were shaking wildly and his eyes were filled with tears. He was obviously trying his best to suppress laughter.
The two of them were standing between the second floor and the mezzanine of Chongyang Building. A big hole collapsed in front of them. Half of the wooden door was hanging crookedly, several broken wooden beams were hanging, and there were sawdust and special incense made in the latrine floating in the air. , Smell...not to mention how ecstatic the taste is.
Screams came one after another from the cave, "Ahhhhh, my feet!", "Ohhhhhh, my waist!", "Help, my neck is twisted!", "Be careful of Governor Jia. Don’t step on your head!” It was really sad to hear and cry.
The location of the big hole was originally a toilet. It was built at this location to prevent smells from spreading and affecting the dining mood of guests. Secondly, it can be shared by the second and third floors to save space. Because it was an extension, the structure was not stable. In addition, the governor was overweight and there was a group of henchmen who escorted the leader to the toilet. The historic floor was overwhelmed and collapsed.
The only good thing is that this toilet is not the common "pig earth toilet" in the Tang Dynasty - ordinary residential toilets are usually built on top of pig pens, using human and pig excrement to fertilize, focusing on being green and environmentally friendly, naturally pollution-free ——Chongyang Tower is a high-end restaurant. There are only a few toilets, and every time a guest finishes using them, there is a dedicated person responsible for replacing and cleaning them.
Before Jiashi could sit on the toilet, the building collapsed, so the toilet debris scattered everywhere at this time was still clean, with just a slight smell of smoke over the years. Thank God.
Zheng Canjun knelt at the entrance of the cave, crying like his dead father, "Help - help - help, my lords -"
The shopkeeper of Chongyang Tower shouted at the top of his lungs, "Jia Jishi! Liu Changshi! All the adults who have joined the army! I will find a way to save you right now!"
The waiters, waiters, Lifu, and chefs from Chongyang Tower gathered in a circle, sweating profusely.
"This, there's no way to do it! This hole is too deep!"
“I remember there was an abandoned cellar down there that used to have vents!”
"Quickly, find someone to dig it up!"
Shopkeeper: "Go quickly!"
Some guys ran out.
The screams in the cave got louder, mixed with curses. Governor Jia cursed the loudest, "What a bunch of trash! Idiots! Get me out quickly!"
"Ah ah ah, Governor Jia, stop kicking me, it's my head!"
"Who's kicking my ass?!"
"I can't breathe!"
Soon, several guys came back with sad faces, "Shopkeeper, the entrance to the cellar has been sealed for a long time. If we want to dig it to a size that can surpass a human, we don't have enough manpower!"
"Then why don't you hurry up and find someone!"
"Yes Yes Yes!"
The boy ran out again, and after just a few steps, he met Mu Xia head-on. Mu Xia clasped his fists respectfully, "Silang, we're here."
The shopkeeper and Zheng Canjun were stunned, then saw Hua Yitang clearing her throat, "How many people have you brought here?"
Mu Xia: "Ten nursing staff, forty laborers, and ten doctors, led by Doctor Fang, are waiting outside Chongyang Tower. Shovels, stretchers, carriages, and wound medicine are also ready, and all the coachmen are driving. Old tricks.”
Hua Yitang nodded, "Mu Xia took people to dig the cellar. Don't rush to dig the passage. Dig out the vents first. There is a lot of turbid air in the abandoned cellar. Don't let the turbid air pass through, and it will hurt your lungs. .”
"yes!"
"Shopkeeper, do you have the architectural drawings of Chongyang Tower?" Hua Yitang asked.
The shopkeeper suddenly came to his senses, "This, this era has been too long, I'm afraid I can't find it..."
Hua Yitang knelt down beside the big cave and looked around. It was dark inside the cave and he couldn't see anything clearly. The shouts and curses of the adults gradually became weaker and were mixed with hums and groans.
Hua Yitang frowned, took out a luminous pearl and threw it down. With the light of the luminous pearl, he could barely see the overlapping bodies of the people in the cave. Dark red blood stains were scattered, as well as wooden beams, broken boards, bricks and other debris. .
Lin Sui'an knelt on one knee beside him, "How about it?"
Hua Yitang: "It's not good."
A nurse rushed upstairs, "Manager Mu reported that the ventilation hole has been completed, but it will take at least an hour to dig out a passage that can transport people."
"It took too long. They were all injured and couldn't hold on." Hua Yitang said.
Zheng Shenjun said, "Wha, what do you mean?!"
Lin Sui'an sighed, "Forget it, I'll do it."
Hua Yitang took out a thick and fragrant mask and handed it to Lin Sui'an, "Be careful."
Shopkeeper: "W-what do you mean?!"
Lin Sui'an put Qian Jing away from his waist, hung up his mask, and jumped into the big hole. Zheng Canjun and the shopkeeper gasped at the same time.
Hua Yitang stood up and shouted, "Rope!"
Six strong guards rushed over and threw two-finger-thick hemp ropes into the hole. After a while, the ropes shook. The guards all leaned back and pulled. The ropes trembled, and Lin Sui'an flew out with a swish. Lifting Liu Changshi, Liu Changshi's eyes were closed tightly, his mouth opened and closed, and he had fainted.
Two nursing staff quickly carried Liu Changshi and ran downstairs. Zheng Canjun lay on the railing and looked down. The nursing staff placed Liu Changshi lying down in the main hall on the first floor. A man in red was carrying a medicine box and quickly checked After walking around, "My foot is sprained, I'm too frightened, I'm fainted, I can't die, please carry me away!"
Two laborers pulled the stretcher, put Liu Changshi Pingping on it, and carried it out of the gate. Another accompanying doctor followed the carriage.
A series of rescue work was efficient, fast, methodical and breathtaking.
While Zheng Canjun was distracted, Lin Sui'an rescued another Canjun. One had a broken leg, one had a dislocated arm, and one had a crooked neck. They all were sent out according to the same process.
The shopkeeper watched dumbfounded as Lin Sui'an went down into the cave again and again, fighting off one person after another. She was obviously a thin little woman, but she had extremely terrifying strength and endurance. She rescued eight people without even a drop of sweat. What's even more amazing is the cooperation between Hua Yitang and this young lady. They have a perfect understanding of the timing of putting down and pulling the rope, and they can also take into account the progress of the cellar excavation, the frequency of nursing home replacements, etc.
In less than half an hour, everyone was rescued, and now only the last one, Governor Jia, was left.
Lin Sui'an squatted beside Governor Jia, feeling a little worried.
Governor Jia was pinned down by everyone. In theory, his injuries should be the most serious - but thanks to his big fleshy cushion, the others suffered minor injuries - Lin Sui'an did not dare to move rashly, for fear that someone would not do it. Be careful, causing irreversible damage.
Jiashi's consciousness was blurred, his eyes rolled white, and he muttered to himself, not knowing what he was talking about.
Lin Sui'an held Governor Jia's back and legs with his arms and tried to hug him. He was so heavy. What was even more disturbing was that this man's body was too fat and wide. Lin Sui'an's arms were not long enough, so it was very difficult. Even if you try hard enough to hold her up, you won't be able to hold on for long.
Lin Sui'an was depressed, so he could only put down Governor Jia first and walked around twice. Hua Yitang's voice came from above, "Lin Sui'an, how are you?"
Lin Sui'an: "Too fat! It's hard to handle!"
"Don't worry, wait a moment!"
Lin Sui'an poked Governor Jia's chin and sighed, "Brother, eat less. Look at your figure, you must be tall!"
Jiashi's eyelids trembled and he muttered, "...General...I...didn't eat much..."
Lin Sui'an: "Huh?"
Jiashi's eyelids rolled up and he was completely dizzy.
"It can't be done, it can't be done, it can't be done!" Lin Sui'an shouted, "Why don't we send a doctor down first -"
At this moment, a hole opened in the left wall with a "dong" sound, and cold air and light rushed in. The nursing home digging team led by Mu Xia finally dug through the cellar. The shovel was waved, dust was flying, and the hole was getting bigger and bigger. Big, several nursing staff came in carrying a stretcher. When they saw the size of Governor Jia, they couldn't help but be speechless. They quickly tied the stretcher together. Lin Sui'an lifted the upper body, and the four nursing staff carried the lower body. It took a lot of effort. Finally, he put Governor Jia on the stretcher, and six more guards came. Ten people formed a circle, and Kankan lifted the stretcher and walked out tremblingly.
Lin Sui'an breathed a sigh of relief, quickly put away the night pearl in the cellar, grabbed the rope, and jumped up. Hua Yitang pulled Lin Sui'an up and down, looked around, and breathed a long sigh of relief.
The emergency treatment in the main hall was still going on. Fang Ke finished the initial diagnosis, with a look of disgust on his face, "What is this fat guy with big ears and oily body all over his body?"
Zheng Canjun whispered from the side, "It's the governor of Andu..."
"Huh?" Fang Ke had a long face, "What does he eat every day?"
Zheng Canjun: "...This is the private matter of Governor Jia. I am just a young soldier, so it is not convenient for me to intervene."
Fang Ke clicked his tongue, "His body was too heavy. When he fell, his two lower legs were shattered. Fortunately, there was a lot of fat and the internal organs were not damaged. However, because there was too much fat, the heart and lungs were compressed after the fall, resulting in It's a bit hypoxic, take it back and keep it well, it won't die."
Zheng Shenjun: "Thank you so much for this miracle doctor!"
Fang Ke sneered, "I'm a bastard."
"Eh?"
"Carry it away!"
The last carriage carrying Governor Jia rushed out of the square gate and disappeared into the heavy snow.
Captain Hua's rescue team breathed a sigh of relief and thought to herself: Emma, what's going on!
The shopkeeper of Chongyang Tower, all the waiters and chefs knelt in front of Hua Yitang and kowtowed, "Thank you Hua Canjun for saving our lives! Hua Canjun is our reborn parent. There is no way to repay a great kindness, only -"
"Okay!" Hua Yitang waved his hand and said, "Hurry back and clean up. Find a reliable craftsman tomorrow to repair this eighty-year-old Chongyang Tower. Fortunately, no one was hurt today. Unfortunately, no one was killed. Very lucky."
"Yes, yes, yes, yes, thank you Hua Zhanjun for reminding me!"
"gone."
"Congratulations on sending me flowers to join the army!"
Hua's gorgeous carriage ran on the snow-covered streets, and the uniform footsteps of the nursing staff kept pace with the carriage's golden bells, jingle bell, da da da da, jingle bell, da da da --
Lin Sui'an rubbed his sore shoulders, while Hua Yitang wiped his face with a fragrant handkerchief soaked in water. Fang Che leaned against the big wooden box, rolling his eyes on their faces.
"You two are really good at it!"
Hua Yitang raised his eyebrows: "Why did Doctor Fang say this?"
"In the past, people would die wherever I went, but now it's better to go out for a meal and sink a whole room of people into a pit."
"..."
Lin Sui'an pursed his lips and tensed his face.
The corner of Fang Ke's mouth twitched, "It's really true that you can fall into a pit |"
"Pfft!" Lin Sui'an laughed, "Hahahahahahahahaha!"
Hua Yitang slapped his thigh wildly, tears flying everywhere, "Hahahahahahahahaha... I can't do it anymore. I pretended all night and I can't pretend anymore. It's so funny. Hahahahahahahaha..."
This smile didn't matter, Mu Xia who was driving the car, the guardian who was accompanying him, and Lifu all couldn't help it. The bursts of laughter echoed arrogantly in the night.
Fang Ke laughed out loud.
Jin Ruo took Yita and the Four Saints to the gambling house in Pingkangfang for a night of fun. When he returned home early in the morning, he heard this huge gossip. He was so regretful that his intestines turned blue. He wished he could watch it with his own eyes on the front line. He pestered Hua Yitang and asked for all the details to be recorded in the book. After dinner, he took the book and ran away again.
Ever since, when the snow melted, the scandal that a number of senior officials of the Andu government office accidentally fell into a manure pit spread like wildfire, spreading throughout the entire city of Andu, and became the biggest joke for the people of Andu after dinner. Every time they talked about it, a There is a happy atmosphere in Bai08 Square.
Lin Sui'an guessed that it was Jin Ruo's handiwork. He caught him and asked, and sure enough, it was true.
Jin Ruo said plausibly, "Master, there is something strange about Andu. I searched all the gambling houses and brothels in Pingkangfang. I also looked around the teahouses, teahouses, wine shops and food stalls in each place, but I couldn't find it. Any news about the division of the Andu Jingmen. Jingmen disciples love to spread gossip, so the disciples want to use the incident in Chongyang Tower as bait to lure them out."
Lin Sui'an: "So have you found any clues to the division of Andu Jingmen?"
Jin Ruo: "No. It seems this gossip is not exciting enough."
"..."
In the next few days, Jin Ruo continued to take Yita and the Four Sages around and have fun in Andu City. It was difficult to say whether they had found the Jingmen Altar. All six of them had gained weight. Lin Sui'an had reason to believe that Jin Ruo It's basically just being passive and sabotaging work, wasting a lot of money, taking public-funded vacations, and cheating on food and drink.
Hua Yitang had no time to care about Jin Ruo. He couldn't laugh at all now. He went to work at the Yamenmao Office in Andu Prefecture every day and worked hard from morning to night, leaving two big black circles under his eyes.
There was no way. After the Chongyang Tower incident, the governor of Andu, the chief governor, and the five military officers were all forced to stay in bed to recuperate. The sick leave ranged from ten days to one month. Only Hua Yitang, a judicial officer, was left in the entire Andu government office. Zheng Yongyan, who joined the army with the engineer, took on the leading role. The huge city of Andu, with a population of one million, and a huge backlog of various official affairs, was still timid. He had to discuss everything with Hua Yitang, and Hua Yitang had to make decisions.
Hua Yitang was so busy that he was getting slapped on the back of his head and getting more and more irritable day by day. Every day he sent Mu Xia to the governor's office, the chief official's office, and the army offices to visit the sick, and he bought ginseng from decades, Ganoderma lucidum from more than ten years, and all kinds of precious things. The medicinal materials were given as if they were free, and I prayed to God and prayed earnestly for my colleagues to recover soon and return to work.
Huazhai visited and sent gifts so diligently that the governor Jia, Liu Changshi and all the soldiers who joined the army were moved to tears. They all praised the Huajia Silang for being loyal, approachable, acting in a lawful and measured manner, and that he was truly the pillar of the country.
The only good thing is that the city of Andu has been peaceful recently, and there have been no bizarre murders. Zheng Canjun said that the people in Andu are simple and simple, and there are few major crimes. Only fights and fights occur from time to time. However, the weather is cold after the winter, and the people are all worried. Staying at home and warming up by the fire, there are even fewer fights.
Ten days later, Liu Changshi, who was the least injured, was finally able to get out of bed and move around. The first thing he did was to visit Hua Yitang at Huazhai. It was breakfast time, and Hua Yitang warmly invited Liu Changshi to sit down and have a meal together.
Liu Changshi was so shocked by the richness of Huazhai's breakfast that he was speechless. After a while, he remembered the business and handed Hua Yitang a volume of official documents.
"This was just delivered last night. It is very urgent. In the current situation of our Andu government office, only Hua Canjun can handle this matter!"
Hua Yitang opened the scroll and looked at it, and was stunned.
"He Academy?"
small theater
On the night of the Chongyang Tower incident, there were actually two guys on the roof of Dongfeng Tower, across the street from Chongyang Tower, who were watching the fun and didn't think it was a big deal.
One was wearing thin clothes and a silver mask, and the other was wrapped in black fur and wearing a black power fence.
Yun Zhongyue laughed so hard, "Hahahahahahahaha, I knew it would be fun to follow them two. It's so outrageous. That big fat governor, and the entire Andu government officials... actually... They all fell into the pit. Thinking about the smell and Hanashiro's expression, hahahahaha, it made me laugh so hard hahahahahaha..."
Qi Yuansheng lifted up the black veil of Mi Li and was puzzled, "Isn't this a coincidence?"
"It's no coincidence that this broken building should have been repaired a long time ago. In addition, Lin Sui'an pulled out Qian Jing just now. Hahahahahahahaha... You don't know how terrifying Qian Jing's knife pressure is. It's just adding insult to injury. Haha." Ha ha ha ha!"
Qi Yuansheng laughed softly, and his pale face became more popular because of the smile.
"Oh, it's not easy. It's been almost a month, but you can still see a smile on our seventh master's face."
Qi Yuansheng coughed dryly and said, "You came all the way here just to watch the fun, right?"
Yun Zhongyue's laughter gradually stopped, and the snow fell on the silver mask and melted into water, like silent tears.
"Last time, I helped you depose the Su family in Suizhou. You owe me a big favor!"
Qi Yuansheng nodded, "I remember."
"Now, it's your turn to return the favor."
"good.":,,
