279 I am a brain axe, not a tofu

Style: Science Author: Don't walk when it's darkWords: 4052Update Time: 24/01/12 13:29:53
"Alas ~ (Human technology is so developed, and ancient creatures have not been found?)" Cheng Hao muttered when he heard this.

I think it's a bit outrageous. What if this big lizard is really an ancient creature? How could it be impossible to discover it with the current technology of mankind?

"Of course, you don't think that human beings' technology is so powerful now that they can actually spy on the entire planet, do you?"

"That's a bit overthinking. There are still many places on the entire planet that humans have yet to explore." Sister Hong'er said, looking at the sparkling stars in the sky.

The entire universe is so mysterious, who dares to say that it is completely possible to peek into their mysteries?

Therefore, it is normal for there to be no ancient creatures discovered on the entire planet.

After all, humans have not completely explored the planet so far.

"Ouch~ (Well, it seems that human technology is not as advanced as imagined.)" Cheng Hao muttered, not bothering to delve into this kind of thing.

Anyway, there is no need for him to worry about this matter. What if something happens? Of course someone will take care of it.

"Commander, the report on the little lizard is out. According to the research of biologists, this little lizard is probably a creature from the lower reaches of the ocean." After Chen Min walked into the commander's office with the report, Report.

"Huh? Since it's a little guy from the lower reaches? Then how did this little guy come to the land?" Hearing this, the commander immediately showed a bad look on his face: "Inform the people from the Oceanographic Bureau to investigate the ocean. The situation, these guys are coming from the sea, it’s probably due to changes in the ocean.”

They had not cared about the situation at sea for a long time, but now that something like this happened, they could no longer ignore it. Something must have happened at sea. That's why so many deep-sea animals came to the shore.

"Yes, Commander." Chen Min replied after hearing this and immediately went to inform him.

"I hope nothing happens to Haiyang at this time." The commander muttered when he saw Chen Min leaving, and reported to the headquarters.

"Ouch~ (What a wonderful morning, it's so comfortable.)" Cheng Hao slowly opened his eyes and said, moving closer to the fence.

There, Sister Hong'er was waiting for him to come with a lot of meat.

"You little rascal, hurry up. You're not a real caterpillar. Why are you walking so slowly?" Sister Hong'er said helplessly as she shook the meat in the basin.

This little rascal must be able to feed meat into his mouth, right? Otherwise, I would just be dilly-dallying here every day.

"Ouch~ (We're not in a hurry, why are we leaving so fast? Just take your time, it's okay.)" Cheng Hao said with a yawn, looking a little lazy.

"What do you mean it doesn't matter? You little rascal, we have to go to another place to participate in the show today." Sister Hong'er said angrily, and turned to the big lizard who poked his head aside: "Big lizard, please sleep slowly. , I didn’t say anything about you.”

"Hiss~ (I know you didn't say me, but can you give me something to eat? This looks delicious.)" said the big lizard who was close to the barbed wire. He naturally knew that the other person was not talking about him. He just wanted to Just eat delicious food. For example, what the other person brought is very good. He thought he could eat it.

"I can't give you this. Your food will be sent by the principal later." After hearing this, Sister Hong'er said.

The big lizard still wants to eat Xiaoju's food? That little orange will beat him.

"Ouch~ (Little lizard, don't ask for trouble, you can't touch my food.)" When the lazy Cheng Hao heard this, his eyes suddenly became dangerous.

The little lizard who didn't know whether to live or die actually dared to stare at his dumplings? This is looking for death.

"Hiss~ (Don't...don't be nervous, I'm just joking.)"

The big lizard that was being stared at said tremblingly, as if he had turned back into a child for a moment, facing a terrifying predator.

This feeling of fear and panic made the lizard's entire calf bulge.

"Okay, Xiaoju, calm down. Don't scare it." Seeing the trembling lizard, Sister Hong'er said.

How could Xiaoju scare it like this for a little bit of meat?

"Ouch~ (If he dares to touch my flesh, I won't scare him.)" Cheng Hao said with his mouth wide open.

If you dare to eat his food, then don't blame him for eating him directly.

Hearing this, the big lizard ran away quickly.

It's terrible, the neighbors are so terrible. The director wants to find a new neighbor.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" (a little lizard as timid as a mouse, still trying to snatch food from the tiger's mouth.)" Cheng Hao said scornfully when he saw the big lizard running with its tail between its legs. Then he started eating.

"It seems like you, the little bad guy, have to have a sense of crisis, otherwise you won't be willing to eat honestly." Seeing this, Sister Hong'er couldn't help but shook her head and said, then opened the car door and started the car: " You little rascal, eat slowly. Sister, turn on the air conditioner in the car first. After eating, we will go to record the show."

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa using this big star in the music industry recording in Hongtashan City?"

"Yes, because it concerns you little guy. So this recording is in Hongtashan City." Sister Hong'er nodded and said: "How about it? Little villain. Now you know how much face you have, right? The entire program The team has all moved here.”

"Ouch~ (Isn't this normal? I am a key protected object in Hongtashan City.)" Cheng Hao said proudly.

Just record in Hongtashan City, then he can come back to eat and sleep at night.

"Yes, yes. Eat quickly." Sister Hong'er said angrily, taking a large canvas to cushion the back seat.

Otherwise, if she brakes later, her back seat will become a battle-damaged version.

After all, this little scoundrel is not a child. With one paw, she can remove not only the seat but also the car door.

"Ouch~ (Sister, don't you think your car is too small? When are we going to get another car?)" Cheng Hao raised his big head and approached the car door to ask.

"I'll change it when I have more money. It's not like this car can't be driven." Sister Hong'er said after paving the car. She took the rag from her waist and wiped it on Cheng Hao's round face: "You greedy ghost Be careful when you eat, where can you drink milk like this?"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" (Aren't you sister, are you saying you are in a hurry?)" Cheng Hao said, his face tightening.

Is your sister depilating a pig? Why use so much strength?

"There is no way you can drink like this. Mao drank half of the basin of milk." Sister Hong'er shook her towel and said, then walked towards the cab: "I won't agree with you, you little rascal." Enough said, let’s get in the car first.”

"Ouch~ (Oh oh.)" Cheng Hao, who was shaking his head, nodded and jumped into the parking space.

Suddenly, the entire car sank a little. It makes a "quacking" sound.

"Be gentle, don't move." Sister Hong'er, who was positioning herself, was so frightened that she quickly shouted, what on earth is going on with this little villain? Why did he gain so much weight all of a sudden?

Her lovely car was wailing under the pressure, and she could feel that the entire car was on the verge of collapse.

"Ouch~ (I didn't move around.)" Cheng Hao, who was lying down, raised his paw and said. He is very honest, okay? It hasn't moved at all.

"Stop talking, let's go change cars."

Sister Hong'er said, carefully starting the car and heading towards the parking lot.

"Ouch~ (Why do you need to change the car?)" Cheng Hao said with his big eyes blinking, and the whole car swayed forward.

"Xiaohong, are you sure you want to take him there in this car? Otherwise, try another one."

The director looked at the cold chain vehicle in front of him and said weakly, although Xiaoju, a little bad guy, is incredibly heavy, he wouldn't use this kind of vehicle, right? After all, the little tiger also has self-esteem.

"This is the one, this one is pretty good. It has enough air conditioning and a lot of space. The most important thing is that it's not afraid of being crushed." Sister Hong'er touched the cold chain truck and opened it. These cold chain trucks have all been modified. of.

Both cargo and living animals can be loaded, and there is a door connecting the cab and the compartment.

Apart from the fact that there is no cargo in the compartment, it is a great helper for traveling with large animals in summer.

"Ouch~ (That's true, but it's very uncomfortable without a seat.)" Cheng Hao said as he looked at the car with his big head. He didn't mind changing to a larger space.

But it's a little too shabby inside. You can't let him, a big star, sleep on the floor, right?

"It's easy to solve. You little rascal, just wait." After hearing this, Sister Hong'er immediately left with small steps.

"Aww~ (Grandpa, does our Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park still have a business of dismantling cars?)" Looking at the back of Sister Hong'er leaving, Cheng Hao asked the director.

"Of course not, what are you thinking about, you little scoundrel?" The principal couldn't help but said with a black line in his head after hearing this. What's the business of dismantling cars? This is Huyuan, not a car scrapping shop, let alone a scrap collection station, okay?

"Ouch~ (That's strange, where did my sister go to get the car seat?)" Cheng Hao asked curiously.

"I don't know either, but we'll find out after a while." The director said and started waiting.

After hearing this, Cheng Hao sat down obediently and waited for Sister Hong'er to come back.

Not long after, Sister Hong'er came back. However, the extra quilt in the opponent's hand made Cheng Hao stunned.

"Ouch~ (Sister agreed on the seat? How come it turned into a quilt?)" Cheng Hao stood up and came over.

"What kind of seat? Sister didn't say anything about the seat at all." Sister Hong'er, who was holding the quilt, said, jumped on the carriage and put the quilt on the ground: "Okay, you little rascal, stop nagging."

"Come up quickly, your fans are waiting for you. If you don't come up again? Your fans will be waiting for you."

"Ouch~ (But the problem is that I'm going in a cold chain truck.)" Cheng Hao said weakly.

"What does this have to do with it? No one will care anyway." Sister Hong'er said after jumping out of the car. She held Cheng Hao's thighs with both hands and did not push into the car.

"Ouch~ (Sister, please stop pushing, I can do it by myself.)" Cheng Hao, who was being pushed, said and climbed up.

Does my sister think of herself as a strong man? Still pushing him up like this.

"It's best if you can get up by yourself. Just lie down and don't move around, you know?" After Sister Hong'er closed the compartment door, she pulled down the driving position, opened the small door connected to the compartment and said, "If you feel the car is shaking? Talk to Sister Just say something and my sister will stop. Don't use your paws to pull her, okay?"

"Ouch~ (I know, I know.)"

Cheng Hao, who exuded suction power, nodded and said, he always has the ability to attract cars, just like a magnet.

No matter how the car shook, it was impossible to throw him off.

"Okay, principal. Let's go first." Sister Hong'er started the car and said to the principal outside.

"Go, go. Remember to drive slower on the road." the principal reminded.

"Don't worry, I will do it." After hearing this, Sister Hong'er replied and turned the steering wheel towards the direction where the big names in the music industry were holding the show.

"Take Xiaoju with a cold chain truck? It's such an unreliable idea." Seeing the car leaving, the director shook his head and said, then started the car and went to feed the big lizard.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" (Sister, can I ask you a little, can you drive a truck?)" Cheng Hao, who put his head through the door, asked aloud, if he remembered correctly? Sister Hong'er should be driving a small blue card, right?

And this car has a yellow card. Is it really okay for my sister to drive it?

"According to traffic regulations, I can't drive because the driver's license does not match, but legally it is an emergency evacuation. So I can drive." Sister Hong'er replied while looking at the road.

"Ouch~ (What's the danger here? How come it's an emergency?)" Cheng Hao asked doubtfully after hearing this, are they in danger here?

"Of course it's gone now, but it will be if you keep driving the car." Sister Hong'er said while changing gears: "The car is almost crushed by you. Do you think it will be dangerous after driving it out? "

"Ouch~ (But I feel it is more dangerous to drive a truck without a truck driver's license.)" Cheng Hao said with black lines on his head after hearing this.

"No, sister is someone who can drive a Gundam with one hand. What's just a small truck?" Hong'er said as she stepped on the accelerator, and a "rumbling" sound came from the engine.

Suddenly, a strong pushing feeling made Cheng Hao's head poke into the cab.

"Ouch~ (Otherwise, let's drive slower, sister.)" Cheng Hao discussed as he watched the pointer speed up to 100.

"No, let's make a quick decision. There are no cars here anyway." Sister Hong'er said and turned the steering wheel.

"Ouch~ (I feel like we are drifting, sister.)" Cheng Hao said.

"Yes, don't move around. Sister, it's all up to you to hold the car down." Sister Hong'er nodded and stepped on the accelerator again.

"Ouch~ (So my role is equivalent to tofu?)" Cheng Hao complained in a black line.

(End of chapter)