"You little rascal, you're living a pretty good life. Do you know how busy I am outside?" Just as Cheng Hao was watching the double-skin milk being poured out, Xu Lele's voice came from the door.
"Ouch~ (What does your busyness have to do with me? I didn't ask you to work, you did the work yourself.)" After hearing this, Cheng Hao looked at the two people who came in and looked annoyed. said.
Don't let them do all the work that he asked them to do, okay? Isn’t the reason why they do these jobs because they like to do them?
"You can't say that, at least they are not going to do this job today." After hearing this, Sister Hong'er on the side knocked Cheng Hao's big head and said.
"Ouch~ (Aren't they the same? There's no difference.)" Cheng Hao muttered.
They didn't go to the set to help out today, as if they didn't have to do anything else, wouldn't they have to be busy in the end?
So they have nothing to do with themselves being so tired, okay? If they really want to thank them, they should ask the crew to thank them, not him.
"That's the truth, but they still helped us." Sister Hong'er educated.
"Would you like two beauties to drink double skin milk?" Chef Xu said with a smile and placed the iron basin in front of Cheng Hao.
"Of course I do. This hateful little villain has made us busy all day. How can we not get some benefits from him?"
"That's right, you damn little villain didn't know how to come over to thank us. Let's see if we don't drink up all your double-skinned milk."
Xu Lele and the other two said after hearing this.
"Ouch~ (Drink, drink. You two are still drinking even if you are fat. Two little piggies.)" Cheng Hao complained after hearing this.
He won't be afraid of getting fat after drinking it, but it's hard to tell the two of them. When the time comes, they will be as fat as piglets and they won't be able to walk.
"Bah, you little rascal, can't you say a nice word in your mouth? What do you mean, being fat is like a little piggy?"
"That's right, how do you talk, you little rascal?"
The two people who heard this cursed and stretched out their hands to pinch Cheng Hao's big round face: "You little bastard, I told you to curse us, let's see if I don't pinch your face until it becomes swollen."
"That's right, you little bastard is so disgusting, you must be taught a hard lesson."
"Alas ~ (The gentleman does not do anything, don't be too much, you should be too much.)" Cheng Hao, who was pinched with a big face.
The two of them are a little too much. How can they make fun of each other?
"I'm very sorry, you little rascal. We are women, not gentlemen, so your trick is of no use to us."
"Yes, even if it's useful, we won't abide by it, so you'd better give up on this idea."
The two people said while squeezing and shaking their hands.
"Ouch~ (As expected, women are the most unreasonable.)" Cheng Hao said after hearing this, biting the iron basin and ran away.
If you stay with these guys any longer, your face will be torn apart by them.
"Don't run away, you little bastard. Did you make a mistake? Come back to us quickly."
"That's right, come back quickly, you little rascal." The two people who saw this scene shouted, and saw that the orange figure had disappeared.
"Stop shouting, this little scoundrel will never come back. You two should just give up." Sister Hong'er said with a smile after seeing him. He sat down at the table, picked up the bowl of Shuangpi Milk and started eating.
"Sister, this little scoundrel has been very disobedient recently. It seems like he lacks education. Do you think this is good? Send this little scoundrel to us and we will discipline him for you." Xu Lele's eyes rolled when he saw it. He said quietly.
She couldn't catch this little rascal, but someone could.
"Yes, sister. I'll help you teach him to be a good cat. What do you think?" Mao Shi followed.
"Let's forget it. I'm afraid you two can't educate him well." After hearing this, Sister Hong'er shook her head and said. Pushing Shuangpi Nai in front of the two of them: "Eat some dessert to calm down the heat, don't think so much. You two are also very tired today, go back and rest early."
"Okay." The two people who heard this sighed, feeling that the dessert in their mouths had no taste at all.
"Commander, someone came to our vegetable field again to steal vegetables. This time they went too far and even used snakeskin bags to carry them."
Within the Evolver Department, the team members escorted several elderly people to the commander's office and said.
"This..." Hearing this, the commander couldn't help but feel dumbfounded. This is not the first time something like this has happened. This is the tenth time this month.
These people seemed to not understand what they were saying. They all said that the vegetables in their department were not special and that eating them would not lead to evolution. However, these old people did not listen at all and kept stealing from them. vegetable.
In the past, he could tolerate pulling out one or two small green vegetables, picking eggplants, tomatoes, etc. But now he actually took out a snakeskin bag, which he couldn't bear anymore.
"Sir, sir, we won't do it next time. Just consider that we are old people and let us go."
"Yes, yes, sir, we promise not to do it next time."
His old man didn't make any profit at all, but said with a smile, as if he was sure that the other party had no way to do anything to their old man.
"There is no next time. Contact their families and ask them to compensate ten times the market price."
"In addition, publicize their deeds throughout the city, so that citizens can be more careful and close their doors and windows."
"Finally, notify the local sheriff to place them under stay-at-home orders."
The commander thought for a moment and then spoke.
Those old people are shameless, so don't blame him. They forced him to do this, otherwise he wouldn't have done it.
I don't believe it. The children of these old people can endure it. What if they can endure this? Just pretend he didn't say it.
"Ah? We are old people. You can't do this, sir. How can you treat an old man like this?"
"Yes, we just stole a few vegetables. It's not like this. How could we do this?"
"Yes, yes, you are bullying people, bullying old people."
The old people with playful smiles were dumbfounded when they heard this, and then they all started shouting.
They tried to escape punishment in this way, but it was obvious that their calculations were somewhat wrong.
The commander, who had had enough, didn't want to listen to their continued nagging, and directly asked them to be taken away: "Come, please leave these old people. Remember to send them back according to what I just said, and talk to their neighbors. Tell them to supervise them well."
"Yes, Commander." The team members who heard this replied. He reached out and grabbed the old man.
At this moment, the elderly people suddenly fell to the ground one by one and began to cry:
"No, not anymore. I'm having a heart attack."
"I have high blood pressure. If you don't revoke our punishment, sir, we won't get better."
"Yes, sir, we are all elderly people from a vulnerable group, you can't do this."
"Okay, old man, stop acting. It's useless. If you make trouble elsewhere, other places will be scared, but it's useless to make trouble here." Faced with their tricks, the commander waved his hand and said : "Record all their performances, and if they still do it, broadcast it on a loop on all major TV stations and in major squares."
"Okay!" The team members, who had already exhausted their patience, heard this.
The old people were carried out immediately. The commander was so wise. This is the right thing to do to deal with these guys who rely on their old age and sell off their old age.
"Put me down, put me down."
"Ah ah ah, I don't want to be on TV, I don't want to be on TV."
The elderly people who were carried away shouted at the top of their lungs. Although they liked to take advantage of others and were caught on the spot, they could still rely on their old age to show off. , after all, no one can really do anything to them?
But if it goes on TV, the people in the jurisdiction are notified, and if the neighbors find out, then they will be criticized for the rest of their lives.
That's not the most important thing. If the most important thing is known by the children, then they will be doomed.
"Alas! What a bunch of disrespectful guys." Listening to the sounds outside, the commander said with a headache.
Then he continued to read the team members' reports. During this period, the entire country was quiet.
The mutant organization seems to have suddenly disappeared. On the surface, this seems to be a good thing, but in fact it is not clear what happened.
I hope these guys don't cause trouble, after all, it looks peaceful now.
"Didi didi"
"Didi didi"
At this moment, an alarm sounded inside the department. The voice of the Communications Department came from the loudspeaker: "All team members, please pay attention to the appearance of a large lizard in the east of Hongta Mountain Ridge. The mecha troops will be dispatched immediately."
"Big lizard?" After hearing this, the commander couldn't help but raise his head, and there were dense footsteps outside: "Commander, I'm sorry, a super big lizard appeared in the east direction of Lingdong. He is more than ten years tall." The meter is fifty meters long.”
"It looks like it has been specially modified and mutated. Have you found out where he came from?" the commander asked.
"It seems to come from the mountains." The team member who heard this thought for a while and then said.
"Is there such a big lizard in the mountains? Are you kidding? Send people to check where it appears." The commander closed the report and said: "Also, let the computer simulate its direction of travel and send people Go and evacuate the residents along the way."
"Okay, Commander." The team member replied and immediately went to do it.
"You really can't live in peace for a moment. Sure enough, something will pop up when you are free." The commander sighed.
"Ouch~ (Little lizard, did you go to the wrong place? We don't seem to have animals like you in our tiger park, and why are you staring at my double-skinned breasts? These are mine.)" Inside the Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park , Cheng Hao looked at the lizard as big as a golden retriever and asked.
He went back to his warm den to enjoy the air conditioning and delicious food alone, but a strange guy appeared in the den and took over his den.
But he didn't recognize the lizard in front of him at all, and he didn't know if it was newly harvested in the Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park when he was out.
"Hiss~ (I came from the sea, what are you eating? It smells delicious, can you give me a taste?)" The lizard who heard this asked, sticking out its long tongue, Then he saw the furry guy in front of him stretched out his claws, and then he flew out.
"Ouch~ (I'm asking you, not you, me, and you, a guy from the sea, dare to stare at my food. Do you know whose territory this is?)" Cheng Hao, who raised his paw, cursed angrily. , where did the fool dare to stare at his food. Do you know the rules for entering a house and calling someone?
"Hiss~ (It hurts so much, it hurts so much.)" The big lizard screamed in pain after being slapped away and fell to the ground. He didn't expect that the ugly guy in front of him would have such pain in his claws.
"Ouch~ (If you don't get out of here, I will remove your arms later and eat your flesh. How dare an outsider be so arrogant.)" Cheng Hao said, taking a deep breath and kissing the big lizard that was shaking in pain. blow.
The big lizard flew up and fell onto the road outside the fence.
"Mr. Director, this is the big lizard." At this moment, the security guard who came in a sightseeing car with tools said to the director.
When they saw the big lizard running into the Tiger Garden under surveillance, they immediately reported it to the director.
When the director arrived, he came with them specially to catch the lizard.
"I saw it, be careful, this little guy is no ordinary lizard." The director said to a few people, then jumped out of the car and said to the big lizard: "I don't want to hurt you, little guy, but only if you Just be willing to cooperate. Otherwise? I'm afraid you'll have to suffer a little."
"Hiss~ (What are you talking about? I am the newest overlord of the ocean.)" After hearing this, the big lizard opened its mouth and made a threatening voice. It seems that he doesn't intend to surrender.
"Okay, it seems like you little guy hasn't been beaten by society yet." Seeing this scene, the principal sighed and rolled up his sleeves helplessly.
As the director of the zoo, he does not want to harm other animals.
But if these animals are unwilling to cooperate, there is nothing we can do.
"Hiss~ (What are you talking about, old man?)" The prone lizard roared and rushed towards the director.
"Boom"
Then? Then he saw nothing and the whole world suddenly went dark.
"Okay, come here and pack up this little guy. I'm going to send him to the evolution department to find out what species he is?" the director said while carrying the fainted lizard.
He has never seen this kind of lizard in his long life. The skin is so smooth, a bit like a salamander, but it doesn't have a tail as long as a salamander.
And the sticky skin feels like it lives in water, but there should be no such similar animals in the water.
"Yes, Director." After hearing this, the security guards immediately took out garbage bags and tied the big lizard's hands and feet. Then they took a few mops, removed the mop heads, and fixed it firmly. stand up.
Just like the kind of roast suckling pig that is about to be roasted on the fire.
"Yes, not bad. The packing method is very professional. It seems that the barbecue restaurant you originally opened was not in vain." Seeing this scene, the director nodded with satisfaction.
(End of chapter)
