"Ouch~ (It's okay, I'll find a place to sleep first. After I wake up, my sister won't be able to see me. How could something happen?)" Cheng Hao said, looking around. . Looking for a place to lie down.
After eating and drinking, of course I had to find a good place to sleep.
"You little rascal, you are so naive. If Xiaohong didn't see you, you would definitely be looking for it." The principal said speechlessly, walked to Cheng Hao and hugged him: "You bastard, It's really hard to steal alcohol when you have nothing to do. Now I have to find a place to wash you up quickly and get rid of the smell of alcohol on your body."
If Xiaohong saw this little villain like this, wouldn't she be furious?
We need to give this guy a bath quickly, brush his teeth and put some more milk into his mouth.
"Ouch~ (Grandpa, where are you taking me?)" Cheng Hao, who was being carried away, shook his head and asked.
He is going to sleep now. Why is grandpa holding him?
"I'll send you to take a bath so you can wake up. Don't move around, you little rascal." The principal said angrily, lifting Cheng Hao's head up like a piggy.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, No more struggling. He lay directly on the principal's back and said. He looks quite like an uncle.
"You little rascal, you don't even bother to take a bath yourself. Why are you so lazy?" the principal said, patting Cheng Hao on the back.
He has washed a lot of tigers, and this is the first time he has bathed a pig. Look at this chubby pig. I guess it will take a long time to wash again.
"Ouch~ (This is not laziness, this is called enjoyment.)" Cheng Hao said lazily, his voice getting smaller and smaller, and disappeared in the next second.
The principal who heard this voice was helpless and could only continue walking towards Zaodang with Zhuzhu in his arms.
This greedy man also said that he was not drunk. Look, he couldn't even open his eyes, and he was still quibbling here.
It really gave him a headache. He hoped Xiaohong wasn't nearby.
"Huh? Where did that little rascal go?"
In the security room, a sleepy head looked around with a confused look in his eyes.
"I don't know. Maybe I left after eating and drinking enough."
"Yeah, doesn't that little villain often do this?"
Others squirming on the ground also said, this little villain always leaves when he is full without saying hello at all, how could he be found?
"Then we have to get up quickly. We can't let the principal see us. We'll be in trouble if we look like this." The security guard said, trying to hold himself up. If this matter spreads, they will be embarrassed.
Five or six grown-up strong men were knocked down by a little tiger, a tiger that drank for the first time.
The key is that nothing will happen to the tiger after they drink it. None of them could get up.
"Yes, yes, let's get up quickly."
The security guards who heard this nodded and squirmed on the ground one by one.
But at this moment, a hummingbird suddenly appeared outside with its wings flapping.
I saw it waving its wings gently and spitting towards the security room.
The security guards who were struggling to get up fell down again, snoring like babies.
After they fell, several figures slowly walked into the entrance of the Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park.
"I thought it would be difficult to deal with here, but I didn't expect it to be like this." The figure with wrinkled skin like old tree spots couldn't help but smile while looking at the situation in the security room.
"Yes, it seems that the Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Park is not as strict as the rumors. These security guards actually drank while on duty, which is really unexpected." The woman covered her mouth and nose with a look of disgust on her face and nodded.
Those guys who failed their missions one after another said that this place was a dragon's pool and a tiger's den, a place that ordinary people couldn't reach. However, it turned out that there was no danger at all here as they said.
The professionalism of the security guards here is extremely poor. I really don’t understand how they failed.
"Stop talking about these useless topics. We came here with a mission, not just to chat." The leading figure said, looking at the quiet Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park.
The eight claws on the back, which were like steel spears, shone with a terrifying light.
"Yes, boss." Several people who heard this replied,
"Wow~ (No, no, no, an enemy is coming. I must inform my sister immediately.)"
When the black crow who was napping on the telephone pole saw this, he immediately fluttered his wings and left.
This group of people look so strange and scary. They are not good people at first glance. They must inform my sister immediately.
"Are you telling the truth? A group of weird-looking guys ran into the Siberian Tiger Forest Park in Huhongta Mountain." Upon hearing this, Sister Hong'er, who was in the tiger house, suddenly became solemn.
"Wow~ (Yes, sister. They have entered the complex now. I will report to you as soon as I see it.)" Black Crow nodded and replied.
"It looks like the mutant organization is here again. No, I have to notify the director and all the animals immediately." Sister Hong'er thought for a while and immediately started taking action.
"Cuckoo~" A series of bubble sounds came from the somewhat dim bathhouse. Then a big head popped up.
"Ouch~ (Grandpa, are you trying to drown me? You didn't pick me up and let me drink the bath water.)"
Cheng Hao, who stuck his head out, said angrily. He had promised to give him a bath, but ended up letting him drink the bath water while he was washing. Grandpa was really bad.
"This is none of Grandpa's business. It's just that you, the little rascal, are too heavy." The director, who was sitting on the chair, said with a smile.
This bath water is still very useful. Look, I woke up after taking a few sips.
"Ouch~ (Nonsense, grandpa, you could pick me up just now, why can't you now?)" Cheng Hao said with his eyes widened, and found that the principal was looking at his mobile phone with a serious expression.
He just wanted to get up and ask what happened? Then I heard the principal say: "Okay, if the little rascal is almost sober? Let's go out and have some fun."
"There are some uninvited guys in our Tiger Garden again. Go and deal with them."
"Ouch~ (Grandpa, do you want to be alive, dead, or half-dead?)" Upon hearing this, Cheng Hao jumped out immediately.
The water droplets on the body dry quickly at a speed visible to the naked eye.
"You can beat them to death if you want, or you can keep them if you want. As long as you are happy, everything else doesn't matter."
"I have to take care of the little animals now to prevent them from being accidentally injured. Do you know how to get rid of them quickly?" the director said.
As long as the enemies are not notified, they need to be dealt with. There is no need for redundant explanations in the face of such guys. There is only one thing they can do, and that is to deal with them.
"Ouch~ (I know, I'll take action now.)" Cheng Hao replied and immediately ran towards the door. It quickly disappeared into the darkness.
"You guys who came here uninvited, if you like to play, let Xiao Ju accompany you. I hope you can have fun." Seeing this, the director couldn't help but said with a smile. Then he stood up and walked towards the door.
"It's strange. In such a big tiger garden, why can't I see anyone except the security guard at the entrance?"
"Yeah, what is going on? I feel like this ghost place is full of weirdness."
Walking back and forth in Huya, a group of people looked at the empty office, the empty dark living room, and the empty rest area.
There was a look of confusion on his face. There was no one in this huge Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park except for a few security guards at the door, right? How could it be so empty?
"Don't be anxious and take your time. We still have a lot of time. Huyuan without electricity is just blind. Sooner or later we will be able to find someone." He looked at the men around him and said.
I originally wanted to find someone to ask where Little Fatty Orange was, but after walking around, I found that there was no one here.
If I had known better, I wouldn't have stunned the security guards at the door. At least I would have left them alone to lead the way.
"What the captain said makes sense, let's just take it slow."
"Well, just think of it as a game of cat and mouse."
After hearing this, the others couldn't help but smile.
"You sound really arrogant. You dare to talk about playing cat and mouse in front of us. I don't know who gave you the confidence."
"That's right, it's really arrogant to dare to speak so brazenly even after seeing our two brothers."
After Zi Shi and Chou Shi kicked the glass to pieces, they appeared in front of them with a shining light.
"Are you two guys Zi Shi and Chou Shi from the Twelve Hours of Xuan Kingdom?" The expressions of several people who saw this scene couldn't help but change.
"Yes, congratulations on your correct answer. As a reward, I will send you to the sky to play."
Zi Shi said with a smile when he heard this. A trembling sound immediately came from under the tiles, and then dazzling fire filled the entire complex, and several figures flew out with the violent explosion.
"You idiot, when did you buy the bomb? If the master knows about this, we will be screwed." Chou Shi looked at the explosion below and was stunned. He wanted to know what was going on, this guy When was the bomb planted?
"Don't be afraid, isn't it just to blow up the complex? I believe the master will understand." Zi Shi said with a smile, looking at the few people who had fallen behind, his eyes showed a sinister smile: "These guys are too naive. , they don’t think I only planted bombs in one place, right?”
This is not the backward ancient times where we need to rely on bows and arrows to fight, nor is it the age of cold weapons.
Now is the great 21st century, so it is natural to use smart tools to fight.
This group of invaders should have a good feel for this devastating bomb.
"What!" Chou Shi heard the words and showed a look of horror again. The next second, the sound of explosions came again from the entire Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park.
"How many bombs have you buried? Have you told the master?" Chou Shi asked with his eyes wide.
"Not much, just more than a thousand arranged." Zi Shi said with a smile, reaching out and taking out a button from his pocket.
Then, on the roofs of the surrounding buildings, things like tennis throwing machines were aimed at the rolling figures on the ground: "Invaders, let's feel the power of technology, launch!"
"What?" When the tumbling skills saw this scene, they couldn't help showing a look of panic in their eyes, and they hurriedly ran away in both directions.
"Ouch~ (Are these two guys planning to demolish the entire Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park?)" Cheng Hao, who was hiding in the shadows, couldn't help complaining when he saw this scene.
Their way of attacking the enemy also hurt the enemy by eight hundred, and it probably cost themselves a thousand. Not a single enemy has died yet, and the buildings on their side have been damaged to varying degrees.
If these two idiots don't give shit to the principal, he won't believe it.
"Dong dong"
Just when Cheng Hao was thinking this, a figure suddenly flew over.
He took a closer look and found that the person in front of him was an insect man. Judging from the big horns on the other person's head, if nothing else happened, he should be some kind of one-horned fairy.
No wonder they haven't been killed by the explosion. It turns out that these guys are insect mutants, which makes sense. The exoskeleton of insects is quite hard.
"Ahem, people from the Xuan Kingdom who don't have martial ethics are really despicable." The one-horned immortal who got up from the ground cursed and glanced at the chubby figure standing aside from the corner of his eye.
Suddenly, his angry face suddenly turned into a happy one: "Little Fat Orange, it's Little Fat Orange."
"Captain, I found Little Fatty Orange, he is here with me."
It was so good that I never thought that these bastards would despicably plot against them in the future.
Instead of blowing them up, they were sent to Xiao Pang Ju.
Now that Little Fat Orange is in his possession, he can take him away soon.
"Really? Get it under control as soon as possible. Our target is Little Fatty Orange. Don't be reluctant to fight."
Captain Spider, holding a spider silk shield in his hand, said in surprise.
"Okay, captain." The one-horned fairy replied, and walked towards Cheng Hao with a smile. Like a big bad wolf walking towards the lamb: "Little Fat Orange, just stand there obediently and don't resist, okay? Otherwise I'm going to give you a hard time. As long as you are obedient, I won't." Hurt you.”
"What the hell? You told me to be obedient and you won't hurt me. Do you know what nonsense you are talking about?" When Cheng Hao heard this, he looked like an idiot.
Wouldn't that unicorn's head be knocked unconscious by the explosion? You actually dare to say such things in front of him. Do you know how to write the word "death"?
"Stop it, stop it, stop firing it. These idiots who don't know whether they live or die are running towards Little Fatty Orange." Seeing Zi Shi still firing rocket launchers, Chou Shi said quickly.
Still fighting? If you fight again, there will be no good land left.
Moreover, now is a good time to watch a show. Don't let the other party do it all in gray.
"Really? That would be fun. Let me see how they die?" After hearing this, Zi Shi immediately put away the remote control.
"Captain, they seem to have ceased fire." Scarab said with his head stuck out. The round back clips were like a pair of large shields, blocking the flying cement stones.
"I understand, Dujiao, hurry up and bring Little Fatty Orange over, we are going to retreat immediately." said the spider with eight hairy legs on its back, firmly planted in the ground.
The enemy this time is so insidious and despicable that they can still use this kind of weapon during a power outage. It seems that they will have to remove the solar panels on their roof next time.
"Dong dong"
"Dong dong"
Just after his voice fell, a head like a spear rolled and fell to the ground.
It was the one-horned fairy who had just walked towards Cheng Hao, but in front of Cheng Hao who was raising his paws and making swiping movements.
The body of the humanoid beetle, covered in pitch black, still kept reaching out.
"What?" Captain Spider's eyes widened when they saw this scene.
Among them, the one-horned fairy known as the "Black Tank" had his head blown off by a tiger? Does it have to be this scary? You know, even the cannonballs hitting the opponent's body didn't leave any trace.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" (I thought he was so capable that he dared to utter such arrogant words, but it turns out he is just a big talker with little ability.)" Cheng Hao just blew gently, and the corpse in front of him fell down.
"After I was full and had nothing to do, I went to find Little Fatty Orange. It's better now. My head and body are separated."
"That's right, isn't it bad to offend anyone? It really is."
Seeing this scene, Zi Shi and Chou Shi couldn't help but shake their heads.
He reached out to a tiger, and a powerful tiger at that. This is not seeking death, what is this doing to you?
(End of chapter)
