"Ouch~ (You still have ground and underwater troops, what are those?)" Cheng Hao asked in confusion after hearing this.
He knew the ground troops well. After all, there were quite a few cats and dogs in the city. When they were united, they would indeed become ground troops. But what the hell were underwater troops? Is it a school of fish?
But the question is, will these fish schools really accept the union of cats and dogs? Shouldn't they start running away as soon as they see them?
"Woof woof~ (Report to the king, the ground troops are composed of other wandering troops. The underwater troops are composed of a large number of fish schools.)" Bian Mu reported.
"Ouch~ (It's really like this, so what method did you use to get the fish school to agree to join forces?)" Cheng Hao asked doubtfully. He still couldn't figure out the connection between the fish living in the river and their interests? Why did you agree to the alliance between cats and dogs?
"Meow meow~ (We promised them that as long as we occupy the city, we will not discharge sewage into Heshui, we will not throw garbage into the river, and we will not wantonly catch reasonable fish.)" Sanhua raised her paws said.
"Woof woof~ (Yes, yes, they expressed their willingness to help us after getting our guarantee.)" Bian Mu nodded.
The fish in the river have had enough of the sewage discharged by humans, so after hearing their suggestions.
Without the slightest doubt, he agreed to join them and jointly plot a plan to capture the entire city.
"Ouch~ (Well, it seems that you little guys really like to use your brains.)" Cheng Hao sighed after hearing this. He had to say that these little guys worked much harder than he imagined.
This is a good thing and a bad thing.
The good thing is that they are so smart and capable that he doesn't have to worry about their safety. The bad news is that he just talked to them casually and has no real preparations to attack the city.
"Meow meow~ (Of course, we don't hesitate when the king gives orders, and they are all carried out according to the best standards.)" Sanhua nodded.
"Woof woof~ (Yes, yes, so Your Majesty, when will we take action?)" Bian Mu said, with a twinkle in his eye.
"Ouch~ (Of course not now, at least it will be for a long time. Our current strength is still too weak. It is useless just to occupy one place. Human beings still have many towns and cities.) "Looking at their eyes looking at him, Cheng Hao said.
These little guys are really anxious. People who don’t know it think they have some deep hatred against humans.
"Woof woof~ (Yes, yes, the king is right. Humanity still has many cities and many places. If we only occupy one city, humans will fight back soon.)" When Bian Mu heard this, he suddenly said cleverly .
What they are still doing for themselves. When you are smug. I didn't expect the king to have considered it so comprehensively. They were too confident.
Fortunately, the king corrected them in time, otherwise, they would have made the same mistake again and again.
"Meow meow~ (Yes, so we have to find a way to prevent humans from counterattacking. At the same time, we have to develop our power in other cities.)" Sanhua agreed after hearing this. They can't be so confident, their strength is far from being able to defeat humans.
"Woof woof~ (That's it, Your Majesty has really thought too comprehensively, and actually said something we didn't expect at once.)" Shiba Inu looked at Cheng Hao with admiration.
"Ouch~ (I'm very happy that you can think of this. It proves that you all can think. So everyone must remember that we must be fully prepared before we can counterattack, you know?)" After hearing what they thought, Cheng Hao couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, these little guys can figure it out for themselves, otherwise it would be too troublesome for him to explain.
"Hoho~ (I understand, Your Majesty, we will do as you say.)" After hearing this, the cats and dogs echoed loudly, and Your Majesty felt relieved.
They will not let the king down, and will definitely unite all the cats and dogs in the city in the shortest possible time to surround humans.
"Aoao~ (Very good, I believe you can do it.)" Cheng Hao nodded after hearing this and said: "Aoao~ (Continue to follow the plan. Before you can take action, everyone must remember not to be exposed.) "
"Hoho~ (I understand, I understand.)" The cat brothers replied, nodding their big heads.
"It looks like they had a great time chatting with Xiaoju." The team members who saw this scene said with a smile.
"Yes, Sister Hong'er, what are they talking about? Can you tell us a little bit?" the short-haired girl asked curiously.
What are the cats and dogs whispering? Everyone seems to be very happy.
"Them? They are discussing some things about how to eat." Sister Hong'er said with an embarrassed look after hearing this.
I can't tell you that these little guys are trying to overthrow the city ruled by humans.
If they heard the news, I'm afraid they wouldn't be happy.
"So we were discussing this. What a bunch of gluttons."
"Yeah, yeah, a bunch of gluttons."
After the team members heard this, they couldn't help laughing.
These little villains are all gluttons, and they actually act like Little Fatty and ask for advice on how to eat. It sounds like fun.
"Yes." Sister Hong'er said awkwardly, and shouted to Cheng Hao who was still talking to cats and dogs: "Xiaoju, you little rascal, do you still want to go shopping? If you don't want to, sister will You put it here and then go shopping by yourself."
This little rascal couldn't stop talking. Does he still want to go shopping?
"Ouch~ (Let's stop talking about this matter.)" After hearing this, Cheng Hao said to Cat and Dog, and ran towards Sister Hong'er: "Ouch~ (Sister Don’t be so anxious. Why are you so anxious if you have nothing to do? I’ll be here right away?)”
"Would you be willing to come here if I didn't call you a little bad guy? Come and follow your sister quickly." Sister Hong'er said angrily and walked towards the mall.
When Cheng Hao saw this, he quickly followed.
"Woof woof~ (The king's disguise is so good, you can't see any flaws no matter how you look at it.)"
"Meow meow~ (Who says it's not the case? Your Majesty is so awesome. We should learn from your Majesty.)" The cats and dogs who saw this scene said, and the voices of the team members came to their ears: "Okay Come on, little guys. We have to go too."
After saying that, he followed with the cats and dogs.
As soon as Cheng Hao caught up with Sister Hong'er, he immediately attracted the attention of the citizens who were shopping. They looked at Cheng Hao, whose tail was erect like a flagpole, and couldn't help but discuss:
"Wow! What a fat, round, and furry tiger. Is this a real tiger? Why does it feel like a fake?"
"Yeah, is this a tiger? I'm not even sure."
"Yes, this is definitely a tiger, and it is also a famous big tiger. Look at him, he is the big star in our city, Little Fatty Orange." Looking at this citizen with a big head He said, there is nothing wrong with this look, it is the famous little chubby orange. Take a look at how cute he is.
"It turns out to be the legendary Little Fat Orange. No wonder he came to the shopping mall. Are they planning to come over for dinner?" Other citizens asked curiously after hearing this.
"I'm not sure about this. It's possible that I came here to buy clothes."
"Yes, yes, you see that Xiaopangju has such a big body, he definitely needs some comfortable clothes."
"Yes, after all, he is a big star, so he must dress up." Everyone who heard this laughed and looked at the big tail who left, and quickly followed.
It's not easy to meet a big star, but you have to go and get an autograph.
"Ahhh~, it's Little Fat Orange, it's cute Little Fat Orange. Little Fat Orange, do you want to come and sit in the store? Our store is very comfortable."
"Yes, come in, little Fatty Orange. We have the latest clothes in our store, and we are sure to dress you, the big star, beautifully."
Cheng Hao followed Sister Hong'er, and a group of people gathered around him. The voices of these citizens quickly attracted the salesmen in the clothing store. After they came out and saw the furry figure, they immediately began to recruit Cheng Hao to come in.
If such a big star enters their store, he will definitely attract many customers.
"Ouch~ (We have found the wrong person. I am not the one who wants to enter the store. You want to pull my sister in. What are you doing around me?)" Cheng Hao was helpless when he was surrounded by salesmen. Why are you hanging around this guy after he's full? How can he, a big tiger, wear women's clothes? Can they think about it?
"It seems like Little Fat Orange is still as popular as ever." The team members said with a smile after seeing him.
"Who says it's not the case? After all, Xiaopangju is a famous celebrity singer and a doctor. This is a normal thing." The other team members also nodded, looking like they were watching the fun.
Cheng Hao seemed to be very happy to be surrounded by people, so he just hugged a melon in his arms and directly announced his status as a melon-eater to the audience.
"Thank you all for your kindness, but Xiaoju is a boy and does not wear women's clothes. Wait until next time when I bring a little girl with me." Seeing Cheng Hao surrounded by salesmen, Sister Hong'er had to stand up and speak. , if this little guy is surrounded again, he won't be able to get out.
"Then young lady, you have to remember, we have a lot of beautiful clothes here."
"Yeah yeah."
After seeing Sister Hong'er come forward, the salesmen stopped.
"I will, I will." Sister Hong'er nodded and said to the people blocking the front to take pictures: "Please give way, Xiaopangju and I plan to continue shopping in front."
"Okay, okay." After hearing this, the citizens who were watching the excitement stepped aside and continued taking pictures.
"Little Fat Orange, do you want to eat ice cream? Do you want to drink milk tea? This is a new product launched in our store. If you don't eat it, you will definitely regret it."
Every fifty meters along the way, the voice of a clerk came from a milk tea shop at the corner of the shopping mall.
"Ouch~ (Milk tea? Ice cream? Is your milk tea and ice cream free?)" After hearing this, Cheng Hao jumped more than two meters high, jumped directly over the crowd blocking the road, and landed in front of the counter of the milk tea shop and asked .
This milk smells quite fresh, but I don't know how it tastes. Does it taste good?
"It's amazing. This is what little Fatty Orange is capable of. He can jump over such a high place in one go."
"Yeah, it's just like filming a movie, it's amazing." The citizens who saw this scene couldn't help but excitedly said.
The happiest people at this time are the employees of the milk tea shop. They look at the big round heads in front of them.
He held the sign in the store and started to seduce:
"Little Fat Orange, what do you want to drink? You can order whatever you want, as long as you touch your big head for us."
"Yes, yes, you can touch your paws, but the cat's paws can only be worth the price of a glass of lemonade. Touching the head can be worth the price of a glass of poplar nectar."
"Yes, if you touch our ears, we will give you a cup of milk tea, an ice cream cone, and delicious fried chicken steak."
"Ouch~ (Don't even think about it, I'm a rich tiger. I don't need to betray what you said, okay?)" Cheng Hao rolled his eyes after hearing this, tilted his head and said to Sister Hong'er beside him: "Ouch~ (Sister, come out with the money quickly, you don't want to see me touching their paws and heads in exchange for something to eat.)"
"Sister, I think I'm just afraid of the negative impact. Otherwise, I would really let you, a little rascal, do such a thing." After hearing this, Sister Hong'er said angrily, and took out the photo of Cheng Hao taken by her cell phone. The big head said: "You little rascal, take a look at what you want to eat? Come on, tell me."
"Ouch~ (Fried bananas, fried chicken steaks, this fried crispy pork, poplar nectar lemonade, and ice cream, all here.)" Cheng Hao said when he heard this, his paws were almost on the window. Knock out the afterimage.
It’s been a long time since I’ve had fried chicken steak or drank milk tea, so I’m going to have a good time this time.
"You little rascal, you have quite a lot of stuff. If you didn't know, you would have thought the company team building was here." Sister Hong'er heard this and couldn't help laughing and scolding.
Cheng Hao asked the clerk for something to eat.
"How much do these cost in total?" Sister Hong'er asked after placing her order, looking at the clerk.
The clerks who heard this looked at Sister Hong'er eagerly and said:
"Miss breeder, you really don't want Fatty to touch it for us. As long as you touch it, you can get free of charge."
"Yes, yes, we promise to touch you just a little bit, no more and no less."
They gave the other party a free bill, did the other party really not think about it? After all, money is still money no matter how small it is.
"Thank you all for your kindness, but I really don't have this idea." After hearing this, Sister Hong'er explained while scanning the code: "Xiaoju is a big tiger now, and he no longer likes others to touch him like he did when he was a child. So it's really I’m sorry.”
"Well, that's such a pity." The clerks who heard this said a little disappointed and could only quote the price.
The opportunity to interact with big stars in person is gone, and no one would be happy if it were him.
And it’s a tiger with a big, furry face. Who can stand it?
"Look, everyone, look, who did I find in the mall?"
"That's right, he is a big star in both audio and video. He is known as the cutest little chubby boy in the world."
"Now let's take a look at how cute the little chubby orange, known as the world's cutest, is, right?"
When the onlookers saw this, they immediately took out their mobile phones to broadcast live.
After all, Xiao Pangju wants a lot of things, and he can't finish them in a while.
They can take this opportunity to live broadcast, add some fans to their live broadcast room and make some money at the same time.
It's just that their position is indeed a bit too peripheral. After looking at the empty place next to Cheng Hao, his eyes rolled, and he said "give way" to the person next to him while leaning forward.
And just when they were about to approach Cheng Hao, the team members finally stopped them:
"Everyone can take pictures and live broadcast. But don't get too close. Everyone is asked to cooperate."
"That's right, Little Fatty Orange is still a tiger after all. It would be bad if it hurts everyone. For your own good, my own good and everyone's, please don't get close."
"Okay, okay." After hearing this, the anchors shrank their heads and went back when they saw the stun guns carried by the team members.
"Little Fat Orange, this is a free cone for you." The clerk at the milk tea shop looked at Cheng Hao, who was pulling at the counter with his two paws. He held the cone in front of Cheng Hao and said.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaae this store that that's another cone? Not bad. It looks like you're pretty good at doing business?" Cheng Hao laughed when he heard this and stretched out his tongue to lick it.
Unexpectedly, the owner of this shop is quite business-minded. If you buy milk tea or chicken steak, you will get a sweet cone as a gift.
It would be great if this milk tea shop opened in Huyuan, so he could come here to eat every day.
"It's so strong. It's worthy of being a tiger." After noticing the force coming from his hand, the clerk had no choice but to grab it with both hands.
Otherwise, Xiaopangju will swallow it with his tongue? This cone is going to fly to the ceiling.
"Yes, yes, his big heart nose is so beautiful."
"Yes, but actually the most beautiful thing is his little ears. Watch him eat and move his ears."
"Really, it's like drinking milk, my head is straining."
When the clerks who were making milk tea heard this, they all poked their heads and looked over. After seeing this, he couldn't help but laugh and discuss.
"Ms. Breeder, how much is the endorsement fee for Little Fat Orange?" The store owner, who received the message from the employee, came over immediately after seeing the crowd on the third floor and the third floor here.
His milk tea shop has been patronized by Xiao Pang Ju. If Xiao Pang Ju helps him promote his milk tea shop, won't his business still take off?
In just a few seconds, he even thought about the slogan. All that remains is to talk about cooperation.
"Xiaoju doesn't accept advertising endorsements, especially in the food and drug field. I'm really sorry." After hearing this, Sister Hong'er declined with a smile.
This endorsement of food, medicine and daily necessities is a big pitfall.
Hongtashan Siberian Tiger Park is not short of money. If they endorse these things, if something goes wrong, won't they ruin their sign?
If you really want to make money, let Xiaoju hold a few concerts and make movies, and you can make all the money back.
"Ah? Like this? Okay then." The hopeful boss Wen Yanhou couldn't help but regretfully said, while he was thinking about his dream of opening a chain store.
As a result, he was punched hard by reality, and he was knocked down immediately.
Sure enough, my own small milk tea shop has no hope of rising?
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but feel a little discouraged. But after looking at the live broadcasters around him, the flame was rekindled.
It's true that Little Fat Orange doesn't endorse him, but that doesn't mean he can't do other things.
For example, Xiao Pangju came to his store today. This kind of truth cannot be faked, right? It seems that I may not be able to open a chain store.
The boss, who had figured things out, couldn't help but risk all his money.
"Little Fat Orange, it's useless for you to keep staring at me like this. You've finished eating the cone." The clerk in front of the counter looked at his big loving eyes. Said somewhat helplessly.
No matter how much Little Fatty Orange stares at him, he can't do it. The boss is right next to him and he can't give it away anymore.
Otherwise, if the boss finds out, his salary will be deducted.
"Ouch~ (It's okay, it's okay, you can give me the ice cream. I bought other things, please give it to me.)" Cheng Hao said after hearing this, stepping on the chair with his feet. After discovering that the quality of this chair was worrisome, I gave up the idea of sitting on it.
He didn't want to break the chair with his ass, otherwise he would have to pay for it.
"Xiao Chen gave Little Fat Orange some double-skinned milk, and then gave Little Fat Orange a taste of our store's signature roasted grass jelly." The boss who heard the conversation said quickly, "Does Little Fat Orange still want to eat?" This is a good thing. The longer Xiaopangju stays in his store, the more space he can maneuver. Even if he puts all the materials into Xiaopangju's belly today, it is still worth it.
After today, he didn't believe it. Who else didn't know about his milk tea shop.
"Okay, boss." Upon hearing this, the employees in the store quickly took turns.
This is what the boss said, so they won't be polite. It just so happens that they haven't personally fed Little Fat Orange yet.
"Well, this is not good. Boss, you still have business to do." Seeing this scene, Sister Hong'er said weakly. She had just refused the other party's cooperation. Now it is not good for the other party to let Xiaoju eat like this. Bar.
"There's nothing wrong with it. Little Fatty Orange comes to my place to eat, just to advertise for me."
"I should be the one thanking Little Fatty Orange. Sirs, don't stand around. Come in and sit down." The boss said with a smile, inviting everyone to come into the store and sit down:
"Xiao Li, what are you doing over there? Why don't you bring milk tea and food to the officers and the guests who are standing here?"
"Boss, are you sure?" Xiao Li, who was making milk tea, said after hearing this, is the boss not crazy? These citizens passing by didn't give any money. Is the boss planning to do charity?
(End of chapter)
