"Ouch~ (Little cockroach, did you hear that? I told you that the director is very enthusiastic, don't you think so? Not only will he find a place for you, but he also plans to chat with you every day.)" Cheng Hao smiled and said to the big cockroach.
"Shasha~ (Yeah, the director is the best.)" the big cockroach said, nodding his head.
"Do you really think I'm willing to chat with a cockroach? It's not like you, the little scoundrel, threatened me." The director, who said this quite loudly, muttered in his heart.
If he didn't go to chat with this little cockroach, then this big cockroach would have to find someone else to chat with in the Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park.
For the sake of the peace of the entire Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Park, he planned to sacrifice himself. Otherwise, how could he go?
But then again, there is such a big cockroach in their tiger park. Will those insect lovers come here specially?
Maybe you can try adding ads on the official webpage, or let Robot Zero-09 help promote it. Maybe someone will like it, right?
No matter what, they can't lose money. How uncomfortable would it be to lose money?
Thinking of this, the director started planning.
Prepare to use the big cockroach to attract a wave of tourists.
"Shasha~ (Your Majesty, let's be silly here, just wait. Do you need to do anything?)" The big cockroach saw the director typing the keyboard with a "click" sound, and said to Cheng Hao He asked.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, that that's not necessary. After all, we can't help with typing on the keyboard, right? Grandpa can handle things like this by himself, so we can just stay there." said Cheng Hao, who was lying on the sofa.
I can help with other things, but what about typing on the keyboard? Their claws are not suitable for keyboarding.
It's better to just watch from the side and don't help when the time comes, which will directly be a disservice.
"Shasha~ (That makes sense, let's just wait here.)" The big cockroach nodded after hearing this and continued to wait.
"Not bad, not bad. This page is very nice. Now I just need to take a picture of the big cockroach." After the director finished making the page, he took a camera and looked at the big cockroach lying next to it.
This statement is unfounded, so we have to let the big cockroach move a few times for everyone to see, so that everyone will be willing to believe that they have such a big cockroach here.
"Shasha~ (Grandpa, what are you doing?)" The big cockroach couldn't help but panic when he saw the director holding a lighted thing to shine on him.
He doesn't like such bright light very much. This kind of light is a bit uncomfortable for him.
"Big cockroaches, don't hide, you know? Grandpa is taking pictures of you. Only by taking pictures of you will tourists come to see you. It's not good for you to dodge like this." Seeing the big cockroach trying to escape, the director also said Not caring anymore, he stretched out his hand and held down the big cockroach to prevent him from escaping.
"Shasha~ (It turned out to be a photo shoot. Grandpa, you told me earlier, but can you take photos faster?)" the big cockroach muttered after hearing this.
There is no problem with taking pictures, but can grandpa take pictures faster?
"No problem, it will be over soon. Just bear with it for a little bit, you little guy." The director smiled and recorded the appearance of the big cockroach.
With this video, I believe insect lovers will be very interested.
After all, this is the only super cockroach in the world.
"Ouch~ (Grandpa, are you using the big cockroach to make money? It's really fast.)" Cheng Hao, who saw the director returning from taking photos, came up and saw the advertisement the director was making.
"Nonsense, you think Hongtashan Siberian Tiger Park is very rich? Why don't you spend money? Are you making money from him? Do you understand that you are earning food expenses for him?" The director said angrily after hearing this, this little villain Do you know how much their expenses are now? Every day is calculated in tens of thousands, okay? How can I buy food for this big cockroach without making more money?
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" (But the money from my signing and the money from selling records, wasn't it all taken by grandpa?" Cheng Hao emphasized.
From doing live broadcasts, selling records, and participating in variety shows to now, all his income is saved with his grandfather. Grandpa told him how could it be possible without money?
Then all his money was swallowed by the black hole?
"What are you talking about, you little scoundrel? What does it mean to be taken away by grandpa?" Hearing this, the director of the park angrily knocked Cheng Hao on the big head and said: "Our employees in the Tiger Park don't need wages? Don't you need to pay for electricity if you turn on the air conditioner? ? Isn’t it free to build a new venue? Isn’t the house where you sleep at night equipped with air conditioning?”
"It's a good idea to spend all this money wisely. Grandpa has never touched the money at all."
How could the little villain say that? All the money he earned will be spent on the construction of the Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park and the improvement of everyone's lives, okay?
Otherwise, does this little scoundrel think that there are so many places for collective summer vacation in the Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park because of money falling from the sky?
Also, although the air conditioner in the house they live in is only turned on at night, it still costs money.
And the most important thing is that everyone is now very big, and the food expenses have tripled or four times.
It can be said that although Xiaoju makes a lot of money, in fact, it won’t last long.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa", but how much money can he make just by making money from big cockroaches?) Cheng Hao muttered. He admitted that the entire Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Park was completely different from last year.
The houses in the tiger fence are also equipped with exhaust and air conditioning, and the grounds are paved with lawn. It improved his living environment to several levels, but he felt that it didn't cost much.
"Who cares how much he can earn? Anyway, as long as he loses less money, he has earned it." The director said, and directly uploaded the advertisement of the giant cockroach to the homepage of the Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park.
"Ouch~ (Okay, but grandpa, please remember to arrange a darker room for him.)" Cheng Hao reminded after seeing the advertisement on top.
Big cockroaches don't like light. Grandpa, don't let him enter a house full of sunshine.
"Don't worry, grandpa has his own arrangements." The principal smiled, picked up the mobile phone and made a call: "Xiao Li, are you done with your work now? Come over here if you are. I remember you are not Do you like insects? Now I'm going to teach you a big task."
"Hurry up and come to the office. I guarantee you will be very happy. Starting today, our Hongtashan Siberian Tiger Forest Park will have a very precious insect."
"Really, director? Our Hongtashan Siberian Tiger Forest Park will also have insect animals?" Xiao Li, who was brushing the fur of the big rhinoceros, said happily.
It's hard to say that he likes animals very much, but he prefers those beautiful insects.
Those insects have beautiful exoskeletons and unique patterns. It is simply a work of art carefully carved by nature.
His dream has always been to work in an insect museum, but that major is not suitable for him.
Besides, a place like that doesn't want people with ordinary academic qualifications like him.
That’s why he came to the Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park.
Now the director of the garden told him that they would also have insects here? What a great experience.
"Of course, why am I lying to you? Come here quickly." The director smiled, didn't this young man like insects very much? This big cockroach is also an insect, so let him raise it.
There shouldn't be any big problems. The young man said that he is very experienced in raising insects.
"Okay, okay, I'll be right over." Xiao Li said and hung up the phone. He patted the lying rhinoceros and said, "The service for the rhinoceros has ended today. I'll brush it up for you when I have time. I have to do more important things now."
"Oh oh oh~ (Goodbye, bye.)" The big rhinoceros nodded after hearing this and lay down in the swimming pool with no intention of getting up.
It is so comfortable to lie in the water on this hot day.
Sure enough, it was the right decision to come back with my sister and stay in the Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park. I don’t know how many times better than staying in the forest?
"Ouch~ (Grandpa, did you start blaming the blame so soon?)" Cheng Hao said when he saw the principal put down the phone.
It was obvious that the other party had to do these things, but the other party actually left them to other breeders.
"What do you mean by passing the blame? Grandpa just suddenly remembered that someone is very good at raising insects. Grandpa is doing this for the good of the big cockroach."
"You little rascal, haven't you heard of this sentence? What kind of talent does what kind of thing? Only in this way can you speak professionally." The principal said, then put the phone aside and spoke to the big cockroach in front of him: "Wait a minute, there will be a young man coming. He is a person who likes insects. You have to behave well, you know? From today on, he will be your breeder."
"Shasha~ (Yeah, yeah, I know.)" The big cockroach nodded his head after hearing this and replied.
"That's right, you can rest aside for now. He should be here soon." The director smiled and sat back in his seat.
"Shasha~ (My lord, do you have any tricks to please the breeder?)" Seeing this scene, the big cockroach asked Cheng Hao who was sitting on the sofa.
He has never been in contact with humans and doesn't know what humans like. He will soon have a breeder.
He feels that he has to please the other person.
And since the king is so experienced, he will definitely be able to teach him.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
Cheng Hao heard this and said.
No matter how big this little cockroach becomes, it is still a cockroach. The way other animals can please their keepers is not necessarily to please them, but may be to frighten them.
So for the sake of safety, he had better not deliberately please him.
It would be bad if it backfires.
"Shasha~ (Oh oh, I understand.)" The big cockroach nodded after hearing this and stayed aside.
Soon there was a series of footsteps outside, which made the big cockroach very happy.
Because he knew his keeper was coming soon.
"Director, I'm here, can I come in directly?" Xiao Li knocked on the door of the office with excitement.
"Of course there's no problem, come in." The director said, and the door was pushed open.
Then, Xiao Li saw Cheng Hao sitting on the sofa. Suddenly, I made a mistake and muttered:
"Director, didn't you say that a precious big insect came to our Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Park? Why didn't I see him?"
Little Fatty Orange knew that this was a tiger and not an insect, and the other party was Sister Hong'er's favorite.
So, where is the big bug that the director asked him to take care of?
"Don't worry, you will see him soon, but before meeting him, I still have some things I want to confirm with you." The director said with a smile.
"What's going on?" Xiao Li asked curiously after hearing this.
"Do you really like bugs? Will you like any bugs?" the director said.
What this young man doesn't like is just those in the jungle. He doesn't like the insects that come out of the jungle.
"Of course, no matter what kind of insect, I will like it." Xiao Li nodded.
What does the director call this? Does he only like one kind of bug and not other bugs? This is something that doesn't exist.
"If you say that, then I can rest assured." After hearing this, the director nodded and said, "Big cockroach, you can come out now, there is no need to continue hiding."
"Shasha~ (Okay, grandpa.)" When the big cockroach in the office heard this, he immediately ran out from behind the sofa happily.
"What a big cockroach." After seeing the big cockroach running out, Xiao Li couldn't help but widen his eyes. He had never seen such a big cockroach before.
"How's it going? Is this big cockroach big? I'm not lying to you, this big cockroach is rare to see." The director said with a smile.
It seems that Xiao Li was not frightened by such a big cockroach, which is a good thing.
"Yeah, he is indeed the best among insects. His appearance and body are perfect." Xiao Li nodded after hearing this, with a faint light shining in his eyes: "I would like to call such a big cockroach As the Cockroach King, I just don’t know how it feels to the touch?”
"You just need to pick it up and take a look at it yourself." After hearing this, the director said. As expected of someone who likes bugs, he didn't mind seeing such a big cockroach if he wasn't afraid. He planned to pick it up and take a look.
"Really? Then I won't be polite." After hearing this, Xiao Li said excitedly and started immediately.
Such a big cockroach is a rare treasure. I wonder what the carapace on his body feels like?
"Ouch~ (Big cockroach, just get along well with him. If I have something to do, I'll leave first.)" Seeing the big cockroach being picked up like a baby, Cheng Hao said that he was feeling some physical discomfort and needed to leave for a while. .
"Shasha~ (Okay, Your Majesty.)" The big cockroach was picked up and nodded, and Cheng Hao ran out quickly.
There are so many talented people in Hongtashan Siberian Tiger Forest Park, and there are actually people who like to fight cockroaches. He didn't expect this, but he could rest assured that the other party would take care of the big cockroach.
"You little scoundrel came down from above. Where's the big cockroach? You won't really let the principal take care of him." Just after Cheng Hao bumped his head into the office, Sister Hong'er's voice came to his ears. .
"Ouch~ (How is this possible? Grandpa is very smart. He said he wanted to take care of the big cockroach, but behind his back he called Xiao Li over. Now the cockroach is being taken care of by him.)" After hearing this, Cheng Hao said, sitting next to Sister Hong'er.
"Xiao Li? Is he the keeper who likes to take bread crumbs and feed them to the ants?" After hearing this, Sister Hong'er immediately remembered what happened to the other party.
"Aoao~ (Yes, that's him.)" Cheng Hao nodded and said, with an indescribable look of satisfaction on his face: "Aoao~ (Sister, you don't know how powerful he is, he just saw the big man) Cockroach, I just picked up the big cockroach. When I saw it, the hair all over my body was about to explode.)"
"Just hug him? It seems that Xiao Li really likes insects." Sister Hong'er couldn't help being stunned when she heard this. The image of such a big cockroach landing on her body appeared in her mind, and she was shocked. Got chills.
This picture was so beautiful that she couldn't even think about it.
"Ouch~ (Who says it's not the case? No one here likes snakes, right? Sister.)" Cheng Hao asked.
In their Hongtashan Siberian Tiger Forest Park, there are even people who like insects. If you tell him that there are people who like snakes, he won’t be surprised.
"Of course, our male breeders at the Fruit Tiger Garden like very weird animals. There are snakes, scorpions, spiders, and frogs." After hearing this, Sister Hong'er said, she had Several times I heard a breeder suggest to the director that raising snakes and dolphins is the only way to raise pigs.
And these breeders who proposed raising snakes and spiders were all male breeders. She also couldn't understand why these male breeders liked to raise such strange animals.
Obviously tigers are so cute and furry, so why would they want to raise other animals?
Did they raise too many tigers and lose them, or did they not come here for the tigers in the first place?
"Ouch~ (Everyone really has a dream.)" Cheng Hao couldn't help complaining after hearing this.
This group of people are really talented. Their favorite animals must have been read and watched too many movies. Have they figured out that they are just evolving and not cultivating immortality?
Looking at it this way, Xiao Li, who likes cockroaches, is more normal.
"Who says it's not?" After hearing this, Sister Hong'er said with a smile: "Everyone's dreams are different, but it's just because they can't be realized in reality. My sister used to think that she would work in a pet hospital, but she never did. I never thought I would come to Tiger Park."
Maybe these keepers really want to work in reptile and insect zoos. However, I came to the Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park for various reasons.
I just think that when she first dreamed of studying this major, she was petting cats and dogs in a hospital.
But I couldn't keep up with the changes in my later plans, so I came to the Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park.
"Ouch~ (Really? It seems like the pet hospital has lost its sister, a general.)" Cheng Hao joked.
"You can't say that. After all, there are so many talents in this field, and it will be fine without me. And in this field, I am indeed talented." Sister Hong'er said.
For example, she is not very good at seeing and treating diseases, but when it comes to raising animals, she seems to be quite good at it.
Otherwise, all the animals that passed through her hands wouldn't be fat and white. So much so that the director of the pig farm came to visit and said that she was a rising star in the pig industry.
As long as she was willing to enter the main field, she could become a supervisor in one year, a factory director in two years, and a boss in three years.
But it's a pity that she really doesn't like raising pigs. Although pigs are quite cute, how can they compare with tigers?
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavalhahahahahahahahahahaha.
These crows don’t know how their sister feeds them? Each one is as fat as a penguin.
He was just curious if these guys could still fly? Wouldn't you just flap your wings and fall out of the window?
"Dong dong"
"Dong dong"
Just as he was thinking this, he heard another voice coming from the drawer. Suddenly, a curious expression appeared:
"Ouch~ (Sister, did you hide a tortoise in the drawer? Why is it making a thumping sound?)"
"Are you kidding me, you little scoundrel? How can anyone keep a bastard in a drawer?" Sister Hong'er scolded with a smile, then opened the drawer, and then a big blue moth flapped its wings and flew away. out.
"Ouch~ (Sister, your drawer is infested with insects, and they have grown so big.)" Cheng Hao, who saw this scene, reminded that the insects these days are really weird, and there are actually big blue ones. The moth looks like a blue will-o'-the-wisp.
"There is no worm. This worm was put in by my sister. Have you forgotten the worm we found in the department? This big moth is it." Sister Hong'er said with a smile, stretched out her hand to swat the big moth and it fell down. .
"Shasha~ (Hello, sister, after a long wait, I finally emerged from my cocoon and became a butterfly.)" The big blue fluttering moth flapped its wings and gently trembled Sister Hong'er's palm.
"Ouch~ (Big fluttering moth, I have something to remind you, you didn't break out of the cocoon into a butterfly, you broke out of the cocoon into a big moth.)" Cheng Hao on the side heard this and reminded him, how can he be a butterfly? It's obviously just a moth, okay? Although she is quite beautiful, she cannot pretend to be a butterfly.
"Shasha~ (Even if I am not a butterfly, I am more beautiful than a butterfly.)" The big moth said after hearing this.
"Yes, you are indeed very beautiful. You are such a beautiful little guy, don't run around, you know?"
"It's very dangerous inside the Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park. If you sneak into the territory of birds or spiders, it will be bad." Sister Hong'er touched the big moth's head and said. She really didn't expect it. , a big fluttering moth turned out to be so beautiful after emerging from its cocoon.
(End of chapter)
