"Aww~ (You are so insidious and cunning. You actually filmed me secretly in this way. You gave me dried fish... No, did you give me beef? You filmed me secretly like this. Believe it or not, I'm not done with you anymore?) "Seeing the other party taking pictures, Cheng Hao realized that the other party was a cunning guy.
Saying hello to him just to trick him into turning his head and looking this way is really abominable.
"Hahaha, little Fatty Orange, are you saying hello to me? You are so cute. Do you want to come and play on my sister's bus? There are a lot of delicious food in my sister's bag."
"Yes, that's right. Little Fatty comes here to play. Don't be polite. We are polite and will never touch you until you can't stand up."
On the bus, the tourists who had taken photos listened to Cheng Hao's voice. He couldn't help but smile and said:
"Yeah, don't be shy, little Fat Orange. Come on over and play."
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaedaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Returning to the window, he stretched out his paw and pressed the window button.
The windows clicked shut, leaving everyone on the bus with the dark glass.
Through the glass, they could see nothing inside. Suddenly everyone shouted:
"Little Fat Orange, don't close the window. Why are you closing the window? Come interact with us again."
"Yes, yes, Xiaopangju, we are not playing with you in vain, we will give you delicious food. Hurry up and open the door to play with your sisters."
"Yes, yes, little Fatty Orange. Hurry up and open the car window."
"There are a lot of people outside Xiaoju calling you, aren't you going to open the car window?"
Sister Hong'er said with a smile after hearing the shouting outside.
I didn't expect it to be on the road. There are so many fans of Xiaoju, and they want Xiaoju to open the car window to communicate.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaae. Firstly, they didn't bring any gifts, and secondly they were teasing me. I'm stupid to pay attention to them.)" Cheng Hao said angrily after hearing this, and patted Li Hua's seat with his paw: " Ouch~ (This young lady, could you please drive a little faster? It’s best to pass the bus next to you.)”
"What's wrong, little Fatty Orange, you're photographing my seat, are you trying to drive? That's not okay, the little tiger is not allowed to drive on the road." Li Hua, who was being patted on the seat, saw her furry paws stretching out. After arriving, he couldn't help but smile and said.
"That's right, that's right. Little Fat Orange, please put down your paws quickly and don't disturb the little beauty while she's working." Robot No. 009 heard this and said, Little Orange must have too little discernment.
Didn't you see him looking at the little flower beauty lovingly? He actually extended his claws to disturb their world.
"Sister Xiaohua, please don't misunderstand. Xiaoju meant it. Xiaoju didn't want to drive. He meant for you to drive faster. It's best to pass the bus next to you." Sister Hong'er laughed when she heard this. explained.
"Oh? Xiaoju, do you think my speed is not fast enough? Xiaoju, you have to sit tight, sister is going to speed up soon." Li Hua heard this and said with a smile. It turns out that Xiaoju didn't want to be the driver. But I want her to drive faster.
"Ouch~ (Then speed up quickly, don't worry about me, I'm ready.)" Cheng Hao said with his tail wrapped around the seat belt. The other party quickly stepped on the accelerator and reached 120 yards. He was already ready. Ready for racing.
"It looks like you're ready, little Fatty Orange, so I'll speed up." Li Hua, who saw this scene through the rearview mirror, smiled and stepped heavily on the accelerator.
"Boom boom boom"
"Boom boom boom"
Suddenly, the engine roared. In a flash, we passed the bus. Seeing this scene, the shouting tourists were instantly dumbfounded.
"Ah? Little Fatty Orange, you're such a big bad guy, even if you don't stop when you hear our voices, you're actually driving faster?"
"That's right, you little rascal, don't run away. The driver should speed up and catch up."
The tourists who came to their senses immediately urged the driver.
The other party should stop driving slowly and leisurely. Can you speed up quickly?
"Okay, okay, I understand, tourists, don't worry, don't be anxious." The urged driver replied and stepped on the accelerator.
Suddenly the whole bus roared and rushed out with a "swish" sound. But there was still a long way to go before the bus. When the tourists saw it, they continued:
"Yes, yes, that's it. Driver, please speed up a little bit more."
"Yes, driver, didn't you say that you have been driving on this road for more than ten years? Come on, let us see how good you are."
"Then you really have to do everything well this time. I really have to speed up." Listening to their urging, the driver said.
Since they said that, he would have to show off his special skills and let them see what a real veteran driver on mountain roads is.
"Don't worry, master. Our seat belts are fastened tightly, so just relax."
"That's right, master, just speed up, we can handle it."
The tourists replied, suddenly feeling a strong push pushing them forward. The scenery outside the window has undergone tremendous changes.
Suddenly, everyone said happily: "Yes, yes, we need this speed. Master, is it right for you to drive so fast?"
"Yes, don't hide it. We can eat it, so you can open it without any worries."
"I know, you all sit tight. What's coming next is a bit bumpy. If you don't do it well, you may fall." The driver reminded while driving, and the steering wheel in his hand was turning like that big wheel. Like a wheel.
"What's going on with this bus behind you? It's driving so fast."
"Yeah, I'm afraid he has some serious illness."
The car driving in front heard the sound of air waves coming from beside them, and saw the speeding bus. He couldn't help but cursed angrily.
A bus is driving so vigorously on such a mountain road. Isn't this a mental illness?
They had never seen such a reckless bus. The other party really didn't take all the tourists on the bus seriously.
"Xiaoju, the bus behind is chasing you desperately. It seems like it won't give up until I catch you." Sister Hong'er, who was sitting in her seat, saw the bus appearing with a "swoosh" from behind. . He said to Cheng Hao with a smile.
"Aww~ (What does this have to do with me? It's not like I asked them to rush.)" Cheng Hao immediately cut off the relationship after hearing this. This guy rushed so hard. If anything happens, he will be responsible. As for responsibility, he is not that stupid.
This is obviously the bus driver who drives carelessly without caring about the safety of the passengers.
"This bus is really crazy. How can it drive so fast on a mountain road? It is not responsible for the safety of the passengers at all. As an excellent robot, this robot decided to take good care of it. Ignore this matter." Robot No. 009, who was sitting in the co-pilot's seat, said after hearing this. He directly connected to the traffic control department.
"Hello, this is the Fengcheng City Public Transport Department. What can I do for you?" asked the police officer on duty at the Fengxiang City Traffic Police Department.
"Of course, I have something big to report." After hearing this, the robot said, and reported the brand name of the bus behind it.
"What? Is there a bus racing on the mountain road of Huacha Mountain in Fengli City? Is the bus still full of tourists? This is really too dangerous."
"Thank you for your report, I will deal with it right away." The traffic policeman said after listening.
Good guy, this is so outrageous. He is actually racing on a mountain road, and the car he is driving is a bus. He is simply lawless and does not take human life seriously.
"Yeah, let's deal with it quickly. This bus is performing stunts right now." Robot No. 009 said and hung up the phone directly. The damn bus actually disturbed him and the little flower girl. He could If he is alone, let's see how the traffic police deal with him?
"Robot No. 009, you really do what you say." Sister Hong'er couldn't help but smile when she heard this. She didn't expect that Robot No. 009 actually called to report it.
"Of course, this robot is the latest type of robot. I can't stand this kind of thing." Robot No. 009 said with his head held high. What does it mean to be selfless and brave? That's it for him.
"Ouch~ (Although I usually hate this stupid robot like you, I have to say that you did the right thing, and you should deal with them like this.)" Cheng Hao said after seeing this, looking towards the back Looking at the bus. I found that the bus that was drifting just now began to slow down slowly.
"What's the matter, boss? I'm driving now." On the bus, the driver asked while gently applying the brakes.
He is drifting around a corner now. Why did the boss call him at this time?
"Do you still know that you guy is driving? Didn't I tell you to drive slower? Why are you driving so fast again? I'm asking you to give someone away, not to drive." The supervisor on the other end of the phone heard that He said, with bulging veins and cursed: "Do you know how much trouble you caused by doing this?"
"What's the trouble? I haven't been racing in the city?" the driver said weakly after hearing this.
"Nonsense, if you dare to race in the city, you won't be so lucky. Did you know that you idiot was reported? Someone reported you for racing on the mountain road."
"Stop it quickly and come back and write a review for me. Otherwise, you will just go squat in a dark room." The supervisor on the other end of the phone cursed. He was still racing in the city. He would be like this while racing in the city. Is it easy? They had been arrested a long time ago.
"Yes, boss." Upon hearing that he had been reported, the driver's voice suddenly became quieter.
No wonder the boss was so angry. It turned out that someone reported him. Who on earth had enough to eat and had nothing to do?
"No, yes, drive slower. Work hard and don't cause trouble for me." The person on the other end of the phone said and hung up the phone. This day's work didn't give him any peace of mind.
"Why did the driver suddenly slow down? Hurry up and catch up."
"Yes, Master Driver, weren't you going very fast just now? Just keep chasing at that speed."
The tourists immediately stopped when they saw the car slowing down. Why did this naughty person slow down? Now little Fat Orange could not even be seen.
"I wanted to go faster, but I couldn't go faster at all. I just accelerated a little bit, and I reported it to someone. The bosses called me to warn me. If I speed up again? Then I'll give up my job. Lost it." The driver who heard the tourists said helplessly: "Everyone, please be considerate, I really can't speed up."
"Is that so? Who is the one who has nothing to report after eating enough?"
"That's right, isn't this being short-minded? Isn't it?"
The tourists couldn't help but curse when they heard this. The people who were riding in the car didn't say anything. However, from nowhere, a group of people who were not riding in the car reported it.
Come on, they really can't catch up with Little Fat Orange.
"Okay, Xiaoju, don't look behind. That bus can't catch up." Sister Hong'er saw Cheng Hao and looked back and said with a smile.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa another, I'm just going to see if the report from Robot No. 009 is useful? It seems like it should be useful now.)" Cheng Hao replied after hearing this and turned his head. Come back and look ahead.
"Of course, that bus has been reported, how could he still have the courage to drive so fast?" Sister Hong'er said with a smile, touching Cheng Hao's big head: "But if they know who reported it If so? Robot 009 will probably be doomed."
"Ouch~ (That's okay, as long as we're fine anyway, Robot No. 009 is a tough guy who can't be beaten to death.)" Cheng Hao said nonchalantly after hearing this. Anyway, it's Robot No. 009 who will be beaten, not them. It has nothing to do with them.
"Nonsense, this robot is so powerful. I'm not afraid of these guys. If they dare to attack this robot? Then they will be in trouble. This robot is not a vegetarian." Robot No. 009 sitting in front heard this. , said immediately, his latest robot.
Are we still afraid of these defenseless people?
"According to the department's rules, under normal circumstances, we are not allowed to attack civilians. Robot No. 009." Li Hua, who was driving, reminded him.
This robot seems to be acting stupid again. As expected, as other colleagues in the department said, this robot seems a bit not very smart.
"That's right, so if this robot waits until they take the initiative to attack me, then attack? There will be no problem." Robot No. 009 said.
As the saying goes, if there is a policy from above, there will naturally be countermeasures even from below. However, the above did not allow them to attack without reason.
But as long as the opponent attacks him first, then it doesn't count as an attack, right?
After all, self-defense can also be used when it comes to robots.
"Um, Robot No. 009, are you trying to seduce them to attack you and wait for their next move?" Sister Hong'er heard this and asked, "Why do Robot No. 009's words sound so spooky?" ? What bad idea is the other party thinking?
"Of course not. This robot is very well-educated. How could it do such a bad thing? You are slandering me." Upon hearing this, Robot No. 009 immediately spoke. road.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! (Judging from the insidious and despicable level of your idiot robot, I think my sisters guess is not unreasonable. You will definitely do this.)" Cheng Hao said after hearing this. He has never seen such an insidious robot. In fact, It's outrageous.
With how cunning and despicable the other party is, if there are no conditions, conditions will definitely be created.
"Yes, sister feels the same way." Sister Hong'er nodded.
"Hey, hey, hey, what are you two talking about? Don't tarnish the image of this robot." Robot No. 009 shouted. Although he couldn't understand tiger language, he could still understand human speech.
How could the two of them deliberately slander themselves, who have a super sense of justice, in front of a beautiful little girl?
"Well, judging from the current situation, you may be worrying too much about Robot No. 009, because you have no image at all." Li Hua, who was driving, said while looking ahead and not forgetting to hit the target.
Who in the department doesn't know that Robot Zero-9 is a thick-skinned and arrogant guy?
"Ah? What's wrong, little beauty, you are talking about this robot like this? Is this robot so bad?" Robot No. 009 heard the voice on the side, and the whole robot was dumbfounded.
Why do even pretty little girls say that? Is the latest robot developed by his Tangtang department so bad?
"Although it hurts to say it, based on the current evaluation of the department and the evaluation of you online, this is the situation."
"If you don't believe it? You can search online and find everyone's comments about you." Li Hua shrugged.
The public's eyes are sharp. If Robot 009 doesn't believe it, go check it out online and you will understand how much he is disliked.
"Yes, Robot No. 009, we told you that you definitely don't believe it, but if you go and see it yourself, I think you will understand." Sister Hong'er agreed.
"Impossible, absolutely impossible. This robot is so good, how could it be evaluated so poorly? This must be a good thing done by those guys who are jealous of me." Robot No. 009, after being slightly shocked, stabilized Shen Shen said: "This robot never cares about what those little guys say. This robot believes that it is the best."
"Robot No. 009, you are really what they said. You are really too narcissistic." Li Hua couldn't help but sigh after hearing this.
What does it mean to never wake up a person who pretends to be asleep? Robot Zero-09 gave them a vivid lesson and told them what it means to never wake up a person.
"Ouch~ (That's right. This stupid robot is the most narcissistic, I've known it for a long time.)" Cheng Hao echoed after hearing this.
"This is all fake. This robot will not be fooled. This is all due to the world's prejudice against this robot." Robot No. 009 said while shaking his head.
"Ouch~ (Sister, why don't you throw out the robot No. 009? I feel like he's a little insane and might hit people randomly.)" Upon seeing this, Cheng Hao quickly shrank back.
This robot No. 009 was obviously a little crazy. He thought it was best to send him to a mental hospital for a look, because he looked like a legendary mental illness.
"Don't talk nonsense. Although Robot 009 is a little crazy, it has not turned into a mental illness." Sister Hong'er said, knocking Cheng Hao's big head angrily.
"Ouch~ (This is not necessarily true, maybe this guy was invaded by some virus. I think it is the best way to deal with him first.)" Cheng Hao suggested.
For the safety of all passengers in the car, he suggested throwing Robot 009 away first to avoid problems later.
"Don't worry, isn't there still your little scoundrel here? Sister believes you can deal with him."
"And don't throw garbage outside. It's wrong. You can't do that, you little scoundrel, you know?" Sister Hong'er said. If nothing goes wrong with Robot 009, he must be mentally disturbed again. Yes, but he will probably recover on his own after a while.
"Ouch~ (That makes sense. After all, Robot 009 is not an ordinary piece of garbage. You really can't throw him outside.)" Cheng Hao nodded his head in agreement after hearing this.
Like Robot Zero-9, what if this kind of garbage is thrown away casually? I'm afraid it will pollute the environment.
And for the sake of the surrounding environment, he felt that he had to go into the designated trash can to throw the other party, otherwise it would be bad if it hit the road and make a big hole in the ground.
"I'm not trash, and I'm not mentally ill. Can you please stop treating me like I don't exist?" Robot No. 009 asked after hearing this.
"Eh? Robot No. 009, have you recovered from your illness so quickly?" Sister Hong'er was surprised when she heard this.
"I'm not sick to begin with. What does it mean that my illness is cured?" Robot No. 009 heard this, and his blue eyes turned into blazing flames. What is going on? When did he get sick? Can they stop talking nonsense?
"But Robot No. 2009, didn't you look sick just now?" Li Hua, who was sitting next to him, said.
She even saw Robot 009 and went crazy. Is there still no problem with Robot 009?
"Of course not, I'm just thinking about some issues." Robot No. 009 explained.
"So Robot No. 009, let me ask you, what does one plus one equal?" Li Hua asked with a smile, loosening the accelerator under his feet a lot.
"Of course it's equal to two. This kind of pediatric question is actually used to ask this robot. Is this robot so stupid?" Robot No. 009 said with contempt in his eyes.
"Ouch~ (Of course you're stupid. If you weren't stupid, how could you say such a thing?)" Cheng Hao put his head together and said, "Robot No. 009, let me ask you a question. What animal has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?”
"Of course it's a human. It's such a simple question, do you think you can get this robot? You really underestimate this robot." After hearing Sister Hong'er's translation, the No. 009 robot said proudly: " This robot has collected all the riddles in the world, so if you want to play brain teasers with this robot, it won't work."
"Ouch~ (Okay, okay, it seems like you are really not crazy.)" Cheng Hao sighed after hearing this: "Ouch~ (This is really a bad thing, I also want to send you to the scrap collection department) Stop and change some money.)”
"You little scoundrel, you think about money every day. This is wrong. Do you know that it is harmful to send robots like Zero-Nine to the scrapyard? Others are not willing to accept it." After hearing this, Sister Hong'er said, Said jokingly.
"Ouch~ (It makes sense, after all, it is hazardous waste, and ordinary garbage stations cannot collect it.)" Cheng Hao nodded.
"Miss Breeder, please don't go too far. I am the best robot. If you do this again, I will be angry." Hearing this, Robot No. 009's whole face lit up. The blazing flame said.
"Robot No. 009, please remember your attitude. You are here to protect Sister Hong'er." Li Hua reminded, why can't Robot No. 009 still not be able to play with it? He got angry because of this teasing.
"Ahhh? Damn it!" Robot No. 009 became even more angry when he heard this. He was really angry to death.
But he couldn't do anything yet, it was so frustrating.
"Okay, okay, robot 009, don't be angry. It was our fault just now."
"You are an adult and don't care about the villain's faults, so don't argue with us, okay?" Seeing that the play was a little too much, Sister Hong'er said quickly.
The look on the face of Robot Zero-9, who was getting angry after hearing this, looked much better:
"Hmph! That's pretty much it. For the sake of your apology, this robot will forgive you."
"But if you dare to make fun of me again? This robot will still be angry."
"No, no, I don't want to see how smart you are? So I'm joking with you. I didn't expect you to be so smart." Sister Hong'er said with a smile.
"Of course. This robot has already said it. This robot is the latest and most powerful robot." Robot No. 009 said proudly. Seeing that there is no such thing as subduing someone without a fight, he did nothing to the opponent. I was so scared that I apologized to him.
This is where his Robot Zero-09 is so powerful.
"If you are so powerful? Can you pick tea leaves with Robot 009?" Li Hua asked after parking the car.
"Of course I do. This robot knows astronomy and geography from top to bottom, is good at playing music, chess, calligraphy and painting, and knows everything about playing, playing and singing." Robot No. 009 said proudly, isn't it just picking tea leaves? He has the most advanced microcomputer, and he can figure out what to do just by looking it up?
"That's good. Come down quickly. We'll go over and pay to pick the tea leaves." Li Hua opened the door and said, then walked towards the aunt standing at the door of the tea garden.
You can pick tea at will by paying 30 yuan here. How much tea you pick depends on your hand speed. And what if you want to make these teas into drinkable tea? You have to pay some money and let the aunt in the tea garden help you fry.
"Okay! Just leave it to this robot, and you can just watch." Robot No. 009 said proudly, and got out of the car.
"Ouch~ (Sister, it doesn't matter if I go out like this, right?)" Cheng Hao said as he looked at the people coming and going outside.
He felt that with so many people here, he seemed not suitable to go down. Maybe a large number of people will be scared away as soon as you go there.
"Of course it does matter. You can stay in the car for a while. Sister, go talk to the staff here. If there is no problem? You little rascal, please come down again." Sister Hong'er said, suddenly a tiger Appearing in the tea garden, this person has no problem and is called a ghost.
"Ouch~ (Sister, please go quickly, I'll be waiting for you in the car.)" Cheng Hao said after hearing this, and then lay down comfortably and blew on the air conditioner.
"Okay, you little lazy kid." Sister Hong'er smiled, patted Cheng Hao's big butt, opened the car door and got out.
"Sister Hong'er, won't Xiao Ju come down?" Li Hua, who paid the money and took the basket, saw Sister Hong'er coming down alone. doubted.
"Xiao Ju won't come down yet. Let me first see if there are many people here. Do the staff at the tea garden here allow Xiao Ju to come?"
"What if it's not allowed? Let's go to the next place and don't cause a commotion here." Sister Hong'er explained, looking at the tourists who were picking tea leaves.
I feel that there is probably no chance of Xiaoju coming down, so many people are picking tea here. Xiaoju, didn't a tiger come down and scare everyone away?
"Don't worry, Sister Hong'er. I told the people at the attraction here yesterday when I came here, and they all agreed that Xiao Xiaoju came in." Li Hua heard this and said with a smile.
People at the scenic spot were very happy when they heard that Xiaoju was coming. How could they refuse? Sister Hong'er was a little too worried.
After all, Xiao Ju is a big star. When others hear that Xiao Ju is coming to the tea garden? I just feel that the tea they serve here is really good. Even big stars come here in person. This will only enhance their reputation here, right?
"It turns out you've already been notified, so I'm relieved." After hearing this, Sister Hong'er couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief. She turned around and walked to the car and opened the door: "You little rascal, come out quickly. Department I’ve already said hello to you. There will be no problem.”
"Ouch~ (Really? I'll be out then.)" Cheng Hao said, getting up from his seat. A head got out of the car.
"Mom, look there, there is a big orange cat. It is several times bigger than the orange cat raised by Grandma Liu downstairs."
Cheng Hao had just come out. When he saw the little girl jumping out of the red car parked opposite, she immediately blinked her big eyes, shook her mother who was closing the door and said:
"You silly kid, that's not an orange cat, that's a tiger, you know? Take a look at the leaflet of the tea garden, isn't it there? Today, the big star Xiao Ju came to the tea garden to pick tea, so don't panic." Guan Hao. The woman who got out of the car door pulled down her sunglasses and looked at Cheng Hao, then smiled and touched the girl's head.
"So this is the tiger the teacher said, mom. He is so round and cute." Hearing this, the little girl stared at Cheng Hao with an expression of interest.
"Ouch~ (Sister, let's run away quickly. A little girl is staring at me. I feel like there will be trouble if I don't leave.)" Cheng Hao, who heard the movement here, said and pulled Sister Hong'er. He ran toward Robot Zero-9 and the others with his trousers, children were the most curious.
He didn't want to be surrounded by a bunch of naughty kids here.
"Are you so scared, you little scoundrel? Are you nervous?" Seeing this, Sister Hong'er couldn't help but smile. Then he followed up with steps.
"Look at this big star, Fat Orange, he's so fat. He looks exactly like the one in the video."
"Yes, yes, I thought Chayuan was just teasing us today, but I didn't expect that a big star would actually come."
"Yes, yes, let's go see this big star quickly."
Cheng Hao is dressed in bright yellow and black. How conspicuous is it among the green tea leaves? How conspicuous is that? Everyone saw him almost immediately. They immediately gathered around them noisily.
(End of chapter)
