"Ouch~ (Sister, she has a gold necklace around her neck, diamond earrings, and gemstone rings and bracelets on her hands.)"
"Aww~ (Sister, please search carefully, these are all our money.)" Sister Hong'er took them out one by one from the other party, while Cheng Hao was responsible for being the supervisor on the side, responsible for monitoring whether there were any Missing?
Does this make him a spy? At that time, I discovered that Sister Hong'er was really not very efficient at work.
The other party still had so many items on his body, and he didn't even take them all during the red envelope festival, so he just let him go like this. It's true.
The other party will not accept their favor, and even if it is accepted, it will be useless. The money should still be given.
"Okay, okay, sister knows. I won't let anyone go. Just shut up, you little rascal." After hearing this, Sister Hong'er said helplessly, and started to take things from the other party. She She didn't want to leave one or two pieces of jewelry for the other party, but since Xiaoju said it like this, she was embarrassed to do so.
"Ouch~ (That's right, work more efficiently. Sister, don't be so dilly-dallying.)" Looking at the jewelry that was taken off, Cheng Hao nodded with satisfaction.
"Little Fat Orange is so serious about his work."
"Yeah, it's so cute that he has to do everything by himself."
"Yes, Little Fatty Orange is really great."
The people watching nearby saw Cheng Hao counting the jewelry and couldn't help but smile.
Little Fatty is so cute, even when he is counting things he still looks cute.
"By the way, who did Xiaoju learn this from? Why are you so clumsy when searching for things?"
"Yeah, it doesn't look like the little tiger you did for the first time."
Compared to the fans, Brother Li is a little curious. After all, they had been with Cheng Hao for a long time.
They were already self-satisfied with each other's cuteness, and they were even more curious about each other. Who did they learn this crazy robbery method from?
"Cough cough cough~" Upon hearing this, Robot 009 immediately pretended to cough, instantly attracting everyone's attention:
"From the learning behavior of animals, they generally learn the actions of the people closest to them, so according to this robot's speculation, Xiaoju should have learned it from the consultant."
Although he was with the keeper lady every day, based on his long-term observation in the tiger park, he definitely could not have been taught by the keeper lady. Only the director had this unique temperament.
"Robot No. 009, we advise you to be careful when you speak and don't make such despicable slanders against our master. Otherwise, we will be rude to you."
"Yes, the master is an expert hermit. How could he be so greedy for money?"
When Zi Shi and Chou Shi heard this, they immediately became unhappy.
Good guy, do you think their master is this kind of person? Have you asked them both for their opinions?
"First of all, I didn't slander. Secondly, is what I said true or false? I think they also have a say." Robot No. 009 looked at the angry looks of the two people and pointed at Brother Li who was watching the show next to him. et al.
Suddenly, Zi Shi and Chou Shi's eyes focused on them.
"Um, don't get us involved in your quarrel. We didn't say anything, okay?" Brother Li and others who were watching the theater found that the fire had burned themselves, and they were all numb immediately.
"Don't worry, you don't need to say anything. You just need to tell the two of them how you and the consultant discussed the business." Number 009 said.
"Well, this matter falls within the business scope of our principal. It doesn't seem right to talk about it here, right?" Brother Li said weakly after hearing this.
If he messes with a robot or those two people with powerful backgrounds, he can still see clearly, okay? Besides, when discussing business, it’s all consensual.
Since they agreed, they wouldn't think there was any problem, and this stupid robot saying such things here was adding fuel to his fire.
"It doesn't matter, just say it. With this robot helping you, what are you afraid of?" Robot No. 009 said, patting Brother Li's shoulder and clothes. Just speak, don't look afraid.
Seeing this scene, Brother Li couldn't help but have black lines on his head. Don't you be afraid? The opponent is just a broken robot. He would be stupid if he wasn't afraid of him.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa few of you are watching the show here? You can help me too, okay? Hurry up and get the money from those two guys.)" I heard the noise here. Cheng Hao walked up to the borrower and said angrily.
He was busy here working here, but these guys were quite leisurely. They were having a lot of fun watching the show here. Why don't you hurry up and help him while you are still watching the show?
"Um, what are you talking about, little Fatty Orange? I don't understand." Seeing Cheng Hao walking up to him and others, he spoke. Brother Li immediately broke away from No. 009's shoulder.
This is a good opportunity to open up the topic, but we can't let it go like this.
"Don't leave. You have nothing to worry about. This robot is here to support you." Seeing that the other person ignored him, he went to talk to Xiao Pangju instead.
Robot Zero-9 immediately followed, like a piece of candy that couldn't be shaken off.
"Xiao Ju said that you should help quickly and collect the other people. He doesn't like you standing here watching the show. He hopes that you people can also move." Sister Hong'er stood up and turned her head away. He dodged the murderous gaze of Reina on the ground.
This search was really an offending idea. Anyway, she didn't really want to search anymore. What if Xiaoju wanted to search? Just let Xiaoju do it by herself.
"So that's how it is. Speaking of which, the things these guys destroyed are related to me, so let me do it." Hearing this, a man said, and walked towards the guy lying on the ground, in order to prevent him from being destroyed again. Being involved, he decided to strike first and then talk about it.
As for other things? He couldn't control it either.
"Hey! This robot is talking to you. Don't pretend to be deaf and dumb." Robot No. 009 saw this scene and said as he followed the other person. It seemed that the other person would not admit it today. He just kept chasing and never gave up.
"What a troublesome guy." Hearing this, Brother Li only felt that one person was as big as two people, and he continued to search for the rhino man.
"You stupid robot, please stop harassing him. It's obvious that there's something wrong with what you said. Just take a look and he won't even want to."
"You idiot robot must apologize to us. You dare to slander our master's reputation, and you must sincerely apologize to us." Zi Shi and Chou Shi said in unison after seeing it.
Haven't you seen this stupid robot yet? The other person didn't want to talk to him at all, so why was he insisting on others?
Isn't this enough to show that the other party's words are false and slanderous?
"He didn't say how to prove it. What I said is false. It can only mean that he saw you two and didn't dare to tell the truth, so what this robot said is correct." Robot No. 009 heard this and said He said, the red light in his eyes flashing, looking extremely calm.
"You stupid robot has a tough mouth. It seems we need to teach you a lesson."
"Yes, if I don't deal with you today, how will others view us?"
When Zi Shi and Chou Shi heard this, they immediately rolled up their sleeves and prepared to take care of Robot No. 009.
"Come if you can. Are you two guys who can't even defeat a little tiger? You want to challenge me? I'm the latest robot developed by the department." Robot No. 009 saw this and said, None of them are timid.
Today, he let the other party know that his robot No. 009 was much stronger than the two of them.
"Um, why do the three of them still want to fight each other even though they are talking about it?"
"I don't know. Anyway, we just need to stay away and don't get affected."
When the team members saw this scene, they all stepped back.
Anyway, if they want to fight, they can fight, and they will pay the money when the time comes. As long as they are not involved, there will be no problem.
"That stupid robot is going to get beat up, that's great."
"Yes, yes, that big black man, please beat him down quickly."
Fans who also saw this scene couldn't help but excitedly said that they had wanted to beat each other for a long time, but their strength did not allow it. Now that they see each other being beaten, how happy are they?
"Xiao Ju, can you go take care of them?" Sister Hong'er felt very tired after listening to the conversations around her, and helplessly patted Cheng Hao beside her and said.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. They filmed it on the wall:
"Ouch~ (You three idiots can only fight in the nest, right? I didn't see you being so powerful just now?)"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
"Ah, I...I have no objection. But can you call an ambulance for me first?" he said as he hit the wall. At that moment, he seemed to have seen his deceased grandfather waving to him.
"Of course not. The ambulance is parked outside the stadium. Let me help you see them coming." After hearing this, the team member standing far away said.
Go call the medical staff to come and take care of the person.
"Ouch~ (Do you two guys have any opinions now? Is anyone dissatisfied?)" Seeing that one of them had given up, Cheng Hao looked at the No. 009 robot and Chou Shizi embedded in the wall.
These two guys were thick-skinned, so he used a little more force. But it shouldn't be possible to shoot them to death.
"No problem, you have big claws. You have the final say." Chou Shi said with a nosebleed.
He struggled to pull his body out of the wall. The good guy must be lucky that the wall is not thick, otherwise? This claw goes down.
I'm afraid he has to say goodbye to this beautiful world.
"Yes, we all listen to you, and we will do whatever you say." Robot No. 009, which pulled out its head, also said.
So much strength, so fast? Is this the strength of Little Fat Orange? Although I don't want to believe it, I have to admit that the other party is indeed much stronger than them.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, you guys, don't cause me any more trouble. Otherwise? I won't be polite to you." Cheng Hao said, and walked to Brother Li's side.
Check whether the other party is working seriously? Did he clean up everything on this big rhinoceros?
"Little Fat Orange, you came here just in time. Can you take a look and see if there is anything that has not been cleaned up? Anyway, I took out all the things he carried, so there should be nothing missing." Seeing the big fluffy tail , close to his side. Brother Li said.
"Ouch~ (Very good, let me take a look.)" Hearing this, the nickname nodded and started rummaging around the big rhinoceros, not even letting go of the other person's shoes and mouth. I'm afraid that the other person has something hidden on him that won't be found.
"Xiao Ju is enough, you're looking a little too carefully." Seeing this scene, Sister Hong'er said with black lines on her head.
Xiaoju rummaged around like this, not even letting go of the most secret corners of the other party. When everyone sees it, they will misunderstand that they learned it from her.
"Ouch~ (I know, I know, I've already finished checking, sister, don't worry, after I confirmed again and again, he did not hide anything.)" Cheng Hao said after laying the other party's head flat. His eyes looked at Natasha who fainted on the other side.
Now of all the people, only the other party has not been checked.
He felt it was necessary to check the other person again.
"Just leave her to my sister to search her, so you don't have to bother our lovely little Orange. Little Orange can just watch from the side." Sister Hong'er saw this scene and said quickly. There were so many people watching here. What if Xiao Ju comes? I'm afraid that the other party's last piece of clothing can't be saved.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.. Sister, please remember to search carefully and don't let her leave any jewelry on her body again.)" Cheng Hao, who had just raised his paws, heard this and explained seriously .
"Don't worry, sister knows what's going on, so don't worry." Sister Hong'er smiled, touched Cheng Hao's big head, and went to search him.
Fans who saw this scene couldn't help but look envious in their eyes:
"Oh my God! Being a breeder is so comfortable and you can touch it. What should I do if I want to touch the little chubby little orange's big round head?"
"Yes, the little fat orange head and the big fat head are very easy to touch at first sight. I am almost jealous to death."
"Yes, yes, I wonder if I can touch little Fat Orange's big head after the concert?"
"Ouch~ (This is a concert, not a meet-and-greet at the zoo, and even at the meet-and-greet, people are touching their paws. Isn't it outrageous that you still want to touch my head?)" Looking at the twinkling light in their eyes, Cheng Hao was speechless.
He is a handsome little tiger. Can these people stop treating him like a kitten?
"Okay, Xiaoju. Sister has searched her body and found nothing else." At this moment, Sister Hong said after finishing the search.
"Ouch~ (Really? Okay then. That's it, we should go eat.)" Cheng Hao said after hearing this.
Because of these troublemakers, I almost missed my meal time.
Now that things are settled, it's time for them to enjoy it.
"Well, let's go." Sister Hong'er smiled and said to the team members standing aside, "I'll leave it to you to deal with it here."
"Okay, no problem, just leave it to us. We promise to take care of it."
"Yes, don't worry, Miss Breeder." The team members said after tying up a few people, and then Sister Hong'er and others left with peace of mind.
"Okay, everyone, let's go back to eat quickly. Don't stay here for too long." The team members looked at the fans who were still here and said, then they left with the spies who were tied up like rice dumplings.
"Commander, all the spies this time have been caught." In the office of the head of the Evolver Department in Fengxi City, a team member trotted in to report.
"Really? Good news, how are you? Are these guys still honest after being caught?" Commander Liu, who was looking at the documents, asked.
Unexpectedly, the third team captured all these spies without asking for support from other branches.
"You are very honest, Commander. They are tied like rice dumplings, so they can't be dishonest." The team member who heard this said with a smile.
"That's fine. Watch these guys closely. Don't let them escape. These people are very cunning." Commander Liu warned.
"Okay, Commander." The team member nodded after hearing this, then remembered something and said: "By the way, Commander. This time a spy was killed on the spot. Should he be sent to the local cemetery? Or should he be sent to the local cemetery?" Did he send it to their embassy?”
Logically speaking, the dead are the most important, and they should be buried as soon as possible. But the problem is that this guy is not from their country.
If you stay with them? In terms of both emotion and reason, it’s inappropriate no matter how you look at it, right?
"Oh? Is a spy dead? Which one is it?" Upon hearing this, Commander Liu immediately put down the documents he was holding and asked.
"That's the guy we caught. He was slapped to death by Xiaoju." The team member replied, explaining what happened.
"What a great shot. I didn't expect that guy to be a rare space superpower. What if Xiaoju hadn't shot him to death this time?"
"Then letting him run out would do more harm than good to us." Commander Liu clapped his hands and exclaimed.
If you die, don’t you just die? Death is still a good thing for them.
What if you let this guy run back? That would be really troublesome. No one can guarantee whether they will come to their country again in the future.
And once his abilities grow, it will be a very troublesome thing for them. There is no way for them to guarantee that they can catch a guy with such a tricky ability.
"Then what should we do with his body? Commander." The team members who saw this scene asked. Commander, don't just be happy here, but tell me what to do?
"Of course we sent him to their embassy. As the saying goes, the dead are the most important. Considering that he is already dead? We won't care about him. He wants to sneak attack on Xiaoju." Commander Liu He waved his hand and said.
What if you stay with them? You still have to bother them and wipe the other party's stinky ass. How about sending it directly to the other party? First, it can scare the other party, and second, they don't need to take action.
"Okay commander, I will ask the team members to send the body to them." The team members who heard this replied and turned around to make arrangements.
As for when the time comes, will the ambassador in the embassy be angry to death when he sees this scene? It's none of his business.
Anyway, the body has been sent back to them, and it's up to them whether they want it or not.
"Today is a good day. I'm so happy to drive." After seeing the team members leaving, Commander Liu picked up the phone and reported his results to them.
This time, they killed many foreign spies and destroyed the other party's conspiracy. No matter what, they should be rewarded by the superiors.
It's best to give the little chubby orange to them, that way they will be happiest.
"Really? Robot No. 009. Are you so powerful? You have captured so many enemies?" said the commander in the Evolution Department of Hongtashan City who heard the report of Robot No. 009.
"Of course. This robot is the strongest robot in the world. Can it be the same as the other guys?"
"Mr. Commander, I have made such a great contribution this time. Do you think you should reward me? For example, tell Dr. Chen to arrange the most advanced equipment for me." Robot No. 009 said, as the most advanced equipment The powerful robot can't defeat the little fat guy? It would be a very embarrassing thing for this to spread.
Therefore, he must upgrade his body and carry out the strongest evolution.
"But the problem is that you have already obtained the strongest equipment, why are you still thinking about getting stronger equipment?" Hearing this, the commander said, his tone suddenly changed:
"Could it be that what you said was wrong? Didn't you catch the person?"
"Of course it's impossible. This robot is so powerful. Isn't it easy to catch people? I just feel that my equipment is not very powerful and I want more powerful equipment. Only in this way can I better protect the little ones. Fat Orange." Upon hearing this, Robot No. 009 quickly explained.
Although he didn't knock down people, he tied up all these guys, from this aspect.
He defeated everyone without any problems.
"I'm very happy that you have this intention, but the department really doesn't have any better equipment. If there is, how could I not install it for you? Right? So don't be too suspicious. Give it to me now. The equipment you assemble is the best." The commander said with a smile, reaching out to press the video on the side, and a video of Robot Zero-09 fighting in the gym appeared on the screen.
Hearing his own voice coming from the phone, Robot Zero-09 suddenly looked panicked.
not good! He almost forgot that the department could monitor him in real time. When you think about what you just said to the commander? Robot No. 009 felt that the temperature of his CPU was rising rapidly, and he quickly said: "Then... Mr. Commander, I suddenly remembered that I still had some clothes to confiscate, so I turned off the phone first. It was blowing outside. There is such a big black cloud.”
"Okay, okay, Robot Zero-9, you go collect the clothes first, but remember to be careful when collecting the clothes, don't get killed by lightning." After hearing this, the commander tapped his fingers on the table with a smile. Said: "After all, as the old saying goes, God is watching what happens to good people. If you tell too many lies, you will be struck by lightning."
"Ah? Isn't it? God is so lenient?" Robot No. 009 was shocked when he heard this. He raised his head and looked out the window. He breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that it was cloudless outside.
In his database, there are such legends across the country, but they are all imagined by the people, so such a thing should not happen, right?
"Of course, God not only cares about weddings and funerals, but also punishes evil and promotes good. So you have to be careful, Robot Zero-9, because he might just hit you on the head." The commander said with a smile.
"Impossible, impossible. Commander, you must be scaring me." Robot No. 009 spoke, as if he was talking to himself or the commander.
"Isn't this meant to scare you? Don't you already know when there's thunder? Then everything will be clear to you." The commander smiled and hung up the phone.
If this robot No. 009 doesn't scare him, he will be really naughty.
"Impossible, how could God be so clever? Commander, he must have scared me." Robot No. 009 on the other side muttered and stood up from his position.
But he seemed a little absent-minded at this time, which looked so strange.
"What's wrong with you, No. 009? Is it because you were slapped by Xiao Ju?" Sister Hong'er asked, looking at the somewhat taciturn robot No. 009.
The other party has always been like this from just now, which made her worried.
After all, Xiaoju's claws are quite strong. Don't talk about what's wrong with taking pictures of Robot Zero-9?
"Of course not. This robot is so strong. How can something happen so easily? This robot is just thinking about some problems." After hearing this, Robot 009 immediately straightened his chest and said. He is so easily knocked down. A robot? The other party is thinking too much.
"Oh, so you're thinking about something? That's good. I thought you were hit with some kind of problem?" Seeing Robot 009 like this, Sister Hong'er breathed a sigh of relief.
Judging from the way he answered, there should be no problem.
That's good, then she can go on stage with confidence.
"Miss Breeder, please don't leave. This robot wants to ask you some questions." Seeing Sister Hong'er finish asking, she was about to leave.
Robot Zero-09 said quickly.
"Oh? I didn't expect our Mr. Robot to ask me something. I wonder what it is?" Upon hearing this, Sister Hong'er showed a curious smile on her face, wanting to see what he wanted to ask. It's so mysterious.
"That's right, I want to ask Miss Breeder, will you be struck by lightning if you lie?" the robot said, pointing to the sky, with a trace of fear clearly showing on its face.
"Of course I will, doesn't it say it in your database?" Sister Hong'er said with a smile after hearing this, with a cunning look in her eyes.
Would a little robot actually consider such a question? What on earth is he thinking about?
"Ah? But isn't this just folklore? Why does it really exist?" Robot No. 009 trembled inaudibly when it smelled the green light in its eyes.
"Folklore, of course, must have something to do with it. If you haven't seen it, does it mean it doesn't exist?" Sister Hong'er said with a smile.
"This..." Hearing this, Robot Zero-09 was stunned.
There was a look of thought in his eyes, and what the other party said seemed to make some sense.
"Okay, let's talk about what happened to Robot 009 after I'm on stage. I don't have time to talk to you here right now. Xiaoju is still waiting for me outside." Sister Hong'er smiled. said, and stepped onto the stage.
Robot No. 009 was left behind, alone in a daze.
"Ouch~ (Sister, what is that stupid robot telling you? Why does he look a little stupid?)" Cheng Hao, who saw Sister Hong'er on stage, looked at the stunned robot No. 009 and wondered. road.
What's going on with this stupid robot? Did he really create a problem? Such a not very smart look.
"He? He is on the road of robots now, thinking about some mysterious things." Sister Hong'er said with a smile after hearing this.
If Robot Zero-09 could ask this question, it was already thinking. Although he didn't know who told him, it was a good thing as long as he didn't cause any trouble to them.
"Ouch~ (As a robot, can he still think about mysterious things? This is really interesting.)" Cheng Hao muttered after hearing this.
Can a robot actually think mysterious things? This is really a long time coming.
"Yeah, so let's not disturb Robot Zero-9's thinking." Sister Hong'er said with a smile, pulling Cheng Hao towards the center of the stage.
"Yeah, yeah, it's little fat orange, it's little fat orange."
"Little Fat Orange, we love you. Little Fat Orange, hurry up and sing a new song for us."
"Yes, little Fat Orange. We want to hear new songs, sing them quickly, sing them quickly."
Cheng Hao stood in the center of the stage and immediately aroused warm cheers from the audience. They were looking forward to this very much, which was one of the reasons why they came early.
"Ouch~ (Don't be anxious, there will be new songs, everything will be there, everyone, please calm down.)" Cheng Hao said, and he clapped his paws at the iron basin in front of him.
Everyone who heard the sound immediately stopped making noise and began to listen quietly.
At this moment, the singing on the stage spread throughout the stadium:
"Ouch~"
"Who is playing the song Dongfeng Po on the pipa~ I can see through the ending of the story colored by maple leaves~"
"Hmm~hmm~"
Fans in the audience hummed softly and shook the light sticks in their hands.
The memories hidden deep in the memory seemed to appear in his eyes. After a few minutes, the music slowly stopped. There was a rare quiet scene in the stadium. After a few minutes, fans began to discuss one after another:
"It sounds really good. Is this Xiao Pang Ju's new song? It's really too strong."
"Yes, Xiaopangju is the best singer of the year this year."
"That's necessary. Our little Fatty Orange is so strong, who will win if we don't win the Best Singer of the Year?"
(End of chapter)
