"Isn't this not a robbery? Why are you so excited when you have nothing to do? Don't make your subordinates think that we are quarreling. We are all civilized people. Please speak politely." said the commander of Fengli City, posting the original The cell phone that was attached to his ear was directly moved away. Did the other party want to disturb him to death? Why are you talking so loudly when you have nothing to do? He's not deaf.
"If I don't speak louder, can you guys still be so honest?" The commander said angrily: "After Xiaoju goes to your place, as soon as the concert is over, you must send him back to me immediately. "
"You are not allowed to leave him here under any excuse, do you understand? Otherwise, I will never be done with you, this bastard."
"I can guarantee to do this, but after Xiaoju's concert is over? Whether she wants to leave or not is none of my business."
"After all, this kind of thing is about your own will. As long as I don't force you to stay, it's useless even if you report it to the headquarters." Hearing this, the commander of Fengxi City folded his arms and said.
It is true that he will not force Little Fat Orange to stay, but what if Little Fat Orange is unwilling to leave? That has nothing to do with him. After all, the public's eyes are sharp, and Xiaopangju will know who is treating him well.
"So you guy, are you obviously going to go against me?" The commander said with an ugly face after hearing this.
"No, no, I don't have the guts to go against you. I'm just telling the truth." Feng split city commander smiled, with a proud look on his face: "Okay, our conversation ends here. Well, if there's anything else? Let's wait until we go to the headquarters for a meeting and talk. I'm a little busy right now and don't have time to chat with you here."
"Asshole! I advise you to be kind." The commander heard this and cursed.
The sound of the phone being hung up came to my ears, and I was so angry that I clenched my fists.
"What's wrong? Commander."
"Who is this blind person? Why did he make you angry again?" Chen Min, who came in, saw the other party like this and asked curiously.
"Isn't he that bastard from Fengxi City? He wants to take advantage of Xiaoju's concert there to have some evil ideas. I will never allow something like this to happen." The commander clenched his fists. Then he cursed on the phone again: "Damn bastard, don't think you can keep Xiao Ju. You have to know who Xiao Ju listens to?"
Xiaoju followed Xiaohong. As long as he asked Xiaohong to come back early, it would be useless no matter what conspiracy this guy had.
"Is this still a fight?" Seeing this, Chen Min sighed helplessly. Then he packed up the documents aside.
"Little Fat Orange, don't run away. Stop obediently. We have known each other for so long, you should know that we are not bad people."
"Yes, Xiaopang Li, we promise that we will only pull out one hair from you, and we will definitely not pull out more. Just stop obediently, okay? We are almost exhausted from chasing you."
In the Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park, the two panting people said that they hoped that Cheng Hao, who was running ahead, would be more obedient and stop to let them pluck a hair.
But it was obviously impossible. As soon as the two of them ran around the corner, a furry tail popped out with a "swish" sound.
How could these two people, who were half exhausted and still chasing after each other, think of such a situation? Immediately, the two people turned into big cannonballs and flew out.
A long ditch of about ten meters was formed on the ground, and the mouth was filled with soil.
"Ah~ah, damn little Fat Orange, you are so bad." He cursed when he pulled his head out of the mud.
They desperately spit mud outside, and the other party's hand directly turned them into earthworms.
The hateful little Fat Orange is so bad, they must give each other a good beating.
"Bah!" Chou Shi on the other side also stuck out his tongue and cursed.
He has never seen such a smart tiger.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaae, you two guys want me to catch you without mercy? Do you really think I'm a freeloader?" After retracting his tail, Cheng Hao started to act again. He would let these two fools know that he had been provoked. What will be the fate of ?
If this doesn’t show them how powerful they are, do they really think they are just doing nothing?
Today he was going to let them understand that tigers can also trick people when they are anxious.
"These two officers seem a little bit not very smart."
"Indeed, someone who can be fucked by a little fat orange? This is the first time I've seen him."
The security guard who was watching the surveillance in the security room couldn't help but sigh when he saw this scene.
I wonder if these two officers fainted from exhaustion? Since they will fall into such low-level traps, they don’t know what to say?
I originally thought that the two of them should be very capable in chasing the little fat orange.
Looking at it now, it seems that the two of them are like this.
"Director, these two seem to have suffered a big loss." Sister Hong'er, who was passing by, saw them and said to the director next to her.
Judging from the looks of the two of them, this time they fell hard.
I don’t know if the tooth has been knocked out and does it need to be filled?
"If you suffer a loss, you should suffer a loss. It will do no harm to the two of them to suffer a little more loss. It will let them know that the little tiger has a very bad mind." Hearing this, the principal couldn't help but smile and said, reaching out and touching Xiao Wang beside him: "Little Tiger Wang, you should also move, look at how happily Xiao Ju moves? Don’t tell me that you will grow into that big fat guy by then."
"Ouch~ (I'm already big, so it doesn't matter if I'm stronger.)" Xiao Wang muttered after hearing this.
His head is very normal, okay? It would be too ugly to be that thin.
"You can't say that. You eat and sleep every day. Grandpa is very worried about your health. Otherwise, how about you and Xiao Ju running away from today?" The principal smiled. asked.
"Ouch~ (Of course it's very bad. Why should I run when I'm so good? It's not like I'm full and have nothing to do.)" Xiao Wang said, turned around and ran away directly. If he stayed with the other party, he They might really be caught and run away together.
"Really, as a father, why am I not as powerful as Xiao Ju?" Seeing this, the principal couldn't help but shook his head and asked.
"It must be because there is no benefit." Sister Hong'er on the side said, the director of the park actually caught the tigers to work without giving them any benefits.
Can they be willing? That’s why I saw a ghost.
"Why are these little tigers eating from the Tiger Garden and drinking from the Tiger Garden, but they still think about getting benefits every day? This is a bad thing. They should learn to work hard and repay the Tiger Garden." Hearing this, the director said, He spoke.
These little tigers open and close their mouths just to get benefits. This is not a good habit and must be corrected.
They are still so young, why are they thinking about benefits every day? You must know that experience is much more useful than money.
"..."
Hong'er on the side couldn't help being speechless after hearing this.
This reminded her of what the director told her when she first came to the Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park. The director told her that young people should not think about money in everything, but should have more experience and endure hardships, so that their future life will be sweet.
Therefore, she suffered year after year in Huyuan.
I didn't expect that the current director of the park would actually use this trick on the little tigers.
"Ah~"
Just when Sister Hong'er was thinking this, the shouts of Zi Shi and Chou Shi suddenly came.
"What seems to have happened to the principal and the two of them? Should we go over and take a look?" Sister Hong'er asked, and found that the cell phone in her pocket was ringing.
"You answer the phone first, and I'll go and see what's going on?" After hearing this, the principal said, and walked towards the direction of the sound.
"How are you, Commander? What's the matter with you?" Sister Hong'er asked after answering the phone.
"It's nothing big. I just want to tell Xiaohong that when you go to Fengxi City, you must keep a close eye on Xiaoju. Don't let some unknown guys approach Xiaoju."
"What if the local Evolutionary Department makes any attempt to persuade you and Xiao Ju to come down? Ignore them." The commander said with a smile, kicking the wall with his toes.
"Uh? Feng split city wants to keep me and Xiao Ju here?" Sister Hong'er asked while slowly chasing the principal.
"Yes, the guys in Feng split city are not good people. You have to be careful about them, don't be fooled by them." The commander nodded, his tone was extremely serious.
"Okay, I understand. I will remember your words, Commander, and take a good look at Xiaoju." Sister Hong'er heard this and nodded. She saw two flags hanging on the flagpole on the west side of the complex. silhouette.
"Master, master, please put us two down quickly. I feel like my brain is a little congested and I'm almost unconscious."
"Yes, Master, I feel so uncomfortable. Please be merciful and let us two down."
The two people hanging on the flagpole looked at the snickering figure on the ground and begged.
"I have told you two that Xiao Ju is not easy to deal with. You two little guys just don't believe it. Now you know how powerful Xiao Ju is, right?" the director said while untying the iron rope.
"I know, I know. We won't dare to underestimate Xiao Ju again next time."
"Yes, yes, Xiaoju can actually make traps. It's really scary."
The two people who heard this spoke one after another, and they were both very troubled.
They never expected that as a little tiger, Xiao Ju would actually create traps and trick them into falling for it.
Even if you say this kind of thing, no one will believe it, right?
"Xiaohong, what's going on over there? I seem to hear the voice at twelve o'clock. What happened to them?" the commander asked, a little confused about the situation.
"Report to Commander, there is nothing wrong with the two of them. They were just teased by Xiao Ju." Looking at the two people who were slowly put down, Sister Hong'er explained: "Xiao Ju made a trap to trap them. Moved to the flagpole. The director is letting them down now."
"Is this like this? Xiaoju is so naughty. How could he do such a bad thing? How about it? Xiaoju is not injured, is he?" the commander asked with a smile.
"No, I didn't see Xiao Ju's shadow, so he probably ran away again."
"As for the situation of the two of them, I'm not sure." Sister Hong'er said.
"The two of them? Don't worry. They are Kyoto's ace evolvers, and they are not so easily injured." The commander heard this and said with a smile.
Isn't it just a little trap? At most, the two of them were hung up for a few days. How could they be injured? This is really looking down on them.
"That's good, that's good. I was worried that the two of them would be injured. Once I heard what you said, Commander, I felt more relieved." Sister Hong'er couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief after hearing this.
"How are you doing? How are you two little guys doing now? Can you still move?" The principal asked with a smile as he looked at the two people who were put down.
"Reporting to the master, except for being a little dizzy, both of us are fine."
"Yes, don't worry, Master. The two of us will take a short rest and then go after Little Fatty Orange."
The two people who heard this shook their heads and said.
Although the two of them were a little dizzy, they had already figured out Xiaopangju's routine.
Next time, I won’t fall for such a low-level scam.
"Very good. It seems that you two have realized your shortcomings. I am really happy for you."
"Then you guys should take a short rest and continue chasing Xiaoju." The principal said with a smile.
"Yes, master." The two nodded after hearing this.
Then he got up from the ground again. They would not give up so easily. Xiaoju just washed his hair and waited for them.
"How dare you chase me? If I don't teach you a lesson, do you really think I'm easy to bully? Next, I'll make you cry." Cheng Hao, who rolled up the watermelon rind with his tail and placed it on the ground, murmured.
He jumped onto the door again and stuck an opened can of chili powder on the crack of the door.
Then they put round dried soybeans on the ground one after another.
And before he finished all this, he got a bag of flour from nowhere? It was stuffed directly on the windowsill.
"Ouch~ (I want to see if you two guys still dare to chase me?)" After finishing all this, Cheng Hao nodded with satisfaction and sat down on the ground, waiting for the two unlucky people. The egg is here.
"Brother Security Guard. Where is Little Fatty Orange now? Can you tell us?" The two of them, feeling well rested and strong, asked the security guard in the monitoring room as they walked.
"Are you two still planning to chase Xiaoju? You've been tortured so much by him. Otherwise, let's forget it." In the monitoring room, the security guard of the Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park said.
Seeing the miserable looks of their two brothers, he was a little embarrassed to tell them?
Otherwise, the two of them should forget it.
Xiaoju has made you look like this, why don't you give up? Isn't this a bit too stubborn?
"It is absolutely impossible for us to give up easily."
"Yes, the word "give up" is not included in our life creed, so security guard, you don't need to persuade us anymore."
Upon hearing this, the two people immediately spoke.
Are they two people who give up so easily? Unexpectedly, it is definitely not the case, so the other party must not say such things again. It is impossible for them to give up so easily.
"Okay then, I'll tell you two, Xiaoju, where is he now? He is in the utility room of Huyuan." The security guard said after hearing this.
As the saying goes, it's hard to persuade a ghost who is looking for death with good words, and these two are the ones I'm talking about.
"Okay, okay, we get it." The two people said happily after getting the information they wanted, and ran towards their destination without stopping.
"These two guys are tall but have no memory." Looking at the two people walking away on the screen, the security guard shook his head and said. I stopped caring about it.
I hope they both have better luck and don't have the same bad luck as before.
"Ouch~ (Hey, these two guys arrived pretty fast, let me see, which fool stepped on the watermelon rind?)" Cheng Hao, who was waiting in the utility room, heard something outside footsteps.
Don't narrow your eyes for a moment and wait for them to come up stupidly. He believes that these guys will take the bait soon.
I just don’t know if it was the big rat who took the bait? Or did the big buffalo take the bait?
"Be careful, Little Fatty Orange is not an ordinary tiger, he is a smart little tiger."
"We have suffered losses over and over again, but we can't suffer anymore." Zishi walked outside the utility room, looking extremely cautious, as if he was dealing with some scary guy?
"Yes, we really can't be fooled again. If we are fooled again, wouldn't the two of us become two hundred and fifty?" Hearing this, Chou Shi nodded in agreement.
The two of them walked and stopped to look, and then they reached the door of the utility room.
"Be careful, there are watermelon rinds on the ground." When Chou Shi came to the door, he was just about to step in. He was grabbed by Zi Shi on the side.
"It's so dangerous. Did this little villain Xiao Ju actually set up such an insidious trap at the door?" Chou Shi couldn't help but gasped when he saw the watermelon rind hidden in the darkness on the ground. It's a good thing he didn't step in, otherwise his butt would be broken into eight pieces now.
"That's for sure, otherwise you still expect him to be polite to you?" Chou Shi said, stretched out his foot and kicked the watermelon rind away, then opened the door and walked inside.
Then he noticed that his eyes turned red, and then a pungent smell filled his entire nasal cavity, and his whole body began to tremble.
"Ahem, you don't have a big rat, do you? It smells like chili pepper noodles. How come little Fat Orange hides so many things?"
Chou Shi, who was following closely, stopped immediately after seeing the scattered chili noodles.
"Ahh~ spicy~"
After he finished speaking, Mouse immediately responded.
I saw Zi Shi's whole body twisted. He was holding the chili noodles on his head, his face was as red as a monkey's butt, because it was too spicy, and his whole body was shaking.
"Mouse, are you okay? You don't look well." Choushi said after seeing this. The whole person showed great concern.
"If you have the ability, come and try it." The mouse gritted his teeth after hearing this.
Spicy, too spicy.
"Then forget it. This chili noodles looks very spicy at first glance, and I can't eat it." After hearing this, Chou said, saying that he didn't want to try and the other party could just eat it by himself. There was no need to bring his. .
"Then just shut up." Zi Shi's eyes were bloodshot and he was making hysterical sounds.
"Oh." Chou Shi heard it and nodded his head honestly, not daring to be verbose anymore.
Any more words? I'm afraid he's about to eat chili noodles.
"Stop, please help me pat the chili powder off my body. If you don't pat it off, I'm going to be spicy to death." Zishi said after hearing this.
"Okay." Chou Shi nodded after hearing this. Then he reached out and helped to take pictures.
"These two idiots are so stupid, would they really fall for it?" Cheng Hao, who was hiding behind the window, heard what was going on inside. He couldn't help but smile evilly.
Then, he quietly concealed his figure.
Bring the two of them back in and give them a big surprise that they will never forget.
"How's it going? Are you okay? Why are you so procrastinating in doing things?" Zi Shi said with his eyes closed and his fists clenched.
"Stop pushing, stop pushing. Aren't I working hard? No matter how much you push me, I won't be able to go any faster. Do you really think this thing is easy?" he said while cleaning the ugliness on the other person's head, and put the wet wipes one by one. Throw it outside.
Thanks to the big mice that often burrow into the ground, they have the habit of carrying wet wipes? if not? The other party would be very happy.
"It hurts~ Please be gentler. I feel like you are going to take off every layer of my skin." Zi Shi said through gritted teeth. Is the other party helping him or harming him? Is he planning to peel off a layer of his skin?
"I have used the lightest force, but your skin is too thin."
When he heard this, Chou said, looking at him from time to time, fearing that something would pop out of the utility room and hit him.
"Nonsense, I dig into the ground every day, and my skin is thick. It's because you, a bull, are too strong. Quickly wipe me clean. We have to continue chasing the little fat orange." Zi Shi said angrily. , when he was ugly, he worked honestly.
After a while of effort, he finally wiped off all the chili noodles on the other party's body.
"It's all done. How do you feel? If it doesn't work, I can only find a place nearby to take a shower." Chou Shi said, shaking off the wet tissue bag in his hand.
Good guy, wipe the other person's face and dry up a pack of paper.
"It's okay now. Although it's a bit spicy, I can still withstand it." Zi Shi gritted his teeth and said, scanning the surroundings: "Hurry up and find that nasty little villain. I'm really mad at you. I'm so angry today." We must teach this little villain a lesson, even if the master comes, it will be useless."
"Then we have to catch him. We can't even catch him. How can you teach him a lesson?" Chou Shi said helplessly.
"Then look for him. I don't believe that this little villain can fly into the sky and escape to the earth?" Zi Shi said, stepping forward with his feet.
Suddenly, the whole body disappeared with a "swish" sound.
In the dark environment, Chou Shi seemed to hear the sound of pants ripping.
"Mouse, are you okay? Mouse." Chou Shi asked, looking at the mouse that made a big cross on the ground.
"If you have the ability, come and give it a try, and you will know if everything is okay?" Zi Shi covered his lower head and said, the other party is really watching the excitement and doesn't think it's a big deal, so it's okay. He looks like he's fine. Well?
"Let's forget it, did you step on something?" Hearing this, the ugly man quickly shook his head and asked. He just vaguely seemed to hear the sound of the other party stepping on something?
"Yes, it's another conspiracy of the little fat orange envoy." Zi Shi touched his feet and quickly pulled out a few soybeans.
Damn it, he is twelve hours old. He actually overturned his car on it.
A small soybean can make him do the splits.
"If it really doesn't work, why don't we stop searching? I feel that Xiaopangju's methods are more than this. Maybe there are worse things waiting for us." When Chou Shi saw this, he couldn't help but move cautiously. Get dressed.
Good guy, it's a good thing he didn't take a step forward. Otherwise, he would have to kill this family alone.
"Well, no more playing with Little Fatty Orange, let's go out first." Zi Shi slowly got up and nodded, then walked towards the door.
But just then, the two of them discovered that the door of the utility room had been locked from the outside. No matter how hard they pushed, they couldn't push it open.
"No, Xiaopangju locked the door from the outside. He is forcing us to go inside again." Chou Shi used some force and found that the door panel was about to be opened by him, and he quickly stopped and said.
What if he dared to open this door? Then the master will open the melon on his head later.
"Damn little fat orange, you must not be caught by me. Otherwise, I will not let you go." After hearing this, the mouse cursed and carefully held the chair beside him.
"What are you doing?" Chou Shi asked in confusion when he heard this. Could it be that the other party wanted to use a chair to break open the door? If that were the case, the two of them would probably be beaten.
"Of course I'm testing it with this chair. Otherwise, do you really want to walk over there? I won't be able to kill you by then." Zi Shi said, and slowly walked towards the window.
This time he was smarter and did not walk in front rashly. Instead, he held a chair to explore the way.
"These two guys are quite smart, but it's a pity that's all it is." Cheng Hao, who was at the door, peeked at the situation inside and muttered.
Then he walked away. After finishing dealing with these two guys, it was time for him to take a rest. There would be no fun if he continued to quarrel with these two idiots.
"Ahem~" After he left, the sound of two people coughing soon came from inside.
Then two people, who seemed to be covered in a layer of dust, walked out from the back of the utility room.
"Damn little Fat Orange, he is so despicable and insidious. I have never seen a more despicable and insidious animal than him."
"Yeah, this bad guy actually put something like this behind to trick us."
The two of them were cursing and rubbing the flour on their heads.
"Have you two little guys fallen into another trap?" The principal sighed as he watched the two of them return to the boys' dormitory in disgrace.
Looking at the looks of these two little guys, they must have been tortured a lot.
"We suffered a little loss, but we won't give up just like that."
"Yes, master, just look at it."
The two people who heard this said, touching their heads in embarrassment.
"Then you two, work hard. I believe you two can definitely do it." Hearing this, the director looked at the two of them and said.
"Yes, master." The two of them replied wholeheartedly and went to take a shower.
"Alas! These two little guys really don't have long memories at all. After chasing for so long, haven't you figured out the difference between yourself and Xiao Ju?" Upon seeing this, the principal shook his head helplessly.
"You little rascal, how come you have time to come to my sister's place? Aren't you being chased around by those two?" Sister Hong'er, who was eating watermelon in the dormitory, said after seeing the sneaky head at the door.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that two guys? I made a little trick and they were playing around. Do you need to do anything else?" Cheng Hao walked in and wrapped the melon with his tail very skillfully. , started to chew and said.
"Really? It seems like my sister has underestimated you?" Sister Hong'er said with a smile.
"Ouch~ (Of course, I've said it before, those two idiots are not the same.)" Cheng Hao nodded, looking quietly at the thing hidden behind Sister Hong'er's bed and said: "Ouch~ (Sister, what is that thing behind you? I don't think I saw it when I came here yesterday.)"
"You are talking about this, this is a benefit issued by the department." Sister Hong'er took out the gift box from behind the bed and opened it in front of Cheng Hao.
"Ouch~ (I thought it was something good? It turned out to be just a bag?)" Cheng Hao said with great disappointment after seeing it.
"Otherwise, what do you think it will be? You little rascal is really greedy." Sister Hong'er closed the lid and said, knocking Cheng Hao's big head: "If there is nothing wrong, you little rascal The bad guy just goes to sleep.”
"Ouch~ (I went to sleep, it's not that eating wasn't fun.)" Cheng Hao said, turned around and ran away.
He wanted to see his men tonight, but he didn't have time to wander around here.
"Go, go, little glutton." Sister Hong'er said with a smile, and Cheng Hao jumped out of the window and went to his tiger pen.
"Didi didi"
"Didi didi didi"
In the tiger pen, after Robot 009 saw Cheng Hao arriving, he complained a little: "You came back too late today, it's much later than before."
There are no live people in the live broadcast room now, which really makes him very depressed. The only time there are many people is when the other party appears on camera.
It can be said that he now relies on the other party for his live broadcast.
Tonight, the other party came back later than usual. Can you bear this for two minutes? You must know that time is money, and the other party made him lose a lot of money in one fell swoop.
"Ouch~ (It's not good that I came back late. Didn't you guy use my account to chat and have a good time?)" Cheng Hao was speechless after hearing this. Ever since this guy used his account to chat.
There are not many live people in his live broadcast room now, and even if there are, they are here to see this guy live.
It can be said that thanks to this guy, no one in his live broadcast room urges him to live broadcast anymore.
He really wanted to express his gratitude to the other party's eight generations of ancestors. Maybe for robots, there is definitely no concept of ancestors.
"Have you seen it? Xiaoju is back, let's continue the live broadcast."
"Welcome the new teammates. If you have any questions, you can ask this robot."
"This robot promises to tell everyone everything I know. I will definitely tell everyone everything I know." Seeing that the number of people in the live broadcast room was increasing, Robot No. 009 had no time to complain. He quickly started his own live broadcast.
"We just want to know when you, the cheating robot, will get out of here and let your little sister come and broadcast live for us?"
"That's right, you cheating robot, we are here to see Little Fatty Orange, not you. Can you have some idea in mind?"
"That's right, move your stinky face over quickly, we want to see the beauty of Little Fatty Orange."
After hearing this, the water friends immediately took action, and in an instant, the entire live broadcast room was flooded.
(End of chapter)
